Chapter 284: Panda Man, You Must Not Understand

In the conference room, a group of powerful old men quarreled all over the world, vying to assign their own henchmen to get close to Li Yunfei, wanting to learn from him the abilities of the transcendental.

As the initiator of the incident and the guy who made up these things to deceive people, Li Yunfei had a barbecue with the panda man and a few little girls on the rooftop of his house.

However, just as he was sitting on the edge of the rooftop and bragging to the panda man, the expressionless little girl came over with a cold face, and her attitude was very impatient.

I said...... Li Yunfei, didn't you say that you would accompany this king to Valoran? Now it's been delayed here again and again, what the hell do you think? Do you want to break your promise? ”

The little queen was very displeased, and felt that her feelings had been deceived and that Li Yunfei had released pigeons, so her attitude was very bad.

And seeing Sejuani's appearance of asking about the guilt, the panda man on the side coughed dryly, and suddenly said hurriedly as if he remembered something.

"I'm going to see if my roasted wings are ready, you can talk ......"

After saying that, this guy ran away, leaving Li Yunfei alone to face Sejuani.

And on the edge of the rooftop, looking at this unrighteous panda man who ran away, Li Yunfei was speechless.

This guy is too unreliable, right...... Or is it really worthy of the battle-hardened panda wine fairy? Running away is so skillful......

Seeing the panda man slip away, facing Sejuani's cold eyes, Li Yunfei coughed dryly and laughed hard.

"Haven't I had something to do? Even if you want to go to Valoran, you have to deal with things here on Earth first, right? With a stable rear, I can also serve the queen wholeheartedly, right? So I'm going to give you a little trouble for a little while, and when I've taken care of things here on Earth, we'll go to Valoran...... May I? ”

The little queen looked at him expressionlessly and snorted coldly.

"Wait until you take care of things here...... Wait until you're done blackmailing the top of the country. Do you want money, people, harem, and then go to Valoran after accommodating countless beauties? That's what you mean to say? ”

Li Yunfei almost choked to death with his own saliva, and laughed dryly.

"What a beautiful harem...... Are you getting something wrong? Do I look like that kind of nasty guy like a person of integrity? Open the harem, beautiful women hug left and right or something, I don't like it at all...... Wrong! I don't just dislike, I even dislike, hate, despise, and spit on such behavior! ”

looked at Sejuani with a righteous face. Li Yunfei said loudly as if he was swearing loyalty to his jealous wife, "I hate those irresponsible men who mess with the relationship between men and women with a little ability and mess with flowers and grass casually, so I won't open any harem at all, let alone envy those men who hug left and right to enjoy the blessings of Qi people, I despise that kind of behavior!" ”

On the rooftop, Li Yunfei's voice came out, and a few girls who were gathered in front of the barbecue grill not far away turned their heads strangely and looked at him in confusion, not knowing what he was crazy again.

And the edge of the rooftop. The little Queen looked at him with a sneer, like looking at a dead duck-beaked idiot.

"So, you don't care about the days when beautiful women hug each other? Do you hate that life? ”

Li Yunfei laughed dryly, "The kind of thing that hugs left and right doesn't look like something I can have...... Ahem...... No, I mean, I don't care about that kind of thing! Even if there are beautiful women upside down. I don't give a damn about it either...... Yes, I don't give a damn! ”

Sejuani smiled with satisfaction. patted Li Yunfei with emotion...... With a chest of encouragement, the little Queen smiled happily.

"Since you hate beauties and hugging left and right so much, then when that old man Murong comes to you in two days, you remember to drive away all the beauties who sent him to him, anyway, you don't like the life of hugging left and right, and leaving them will only cause you trouble. Right? ”

Because of her height, the little girl who could only touch Li Yunfei's chest smiled, her small hand gently stroked Li Yunfei's chest, and there was a certain cold warning in her squinted eyes with a smile.

"If I find out that you dare to keep those beautiful women around, then it proves that you are lying to me. And the fate of deceiving this king...... Hehe...... Li Yunfei, do you want to know? ”

Li Yunfei laughed. He took several steps back.

"I know, I know, I won't lie to you. If that old man Murong really sent some beautiful woman to please me so uninterestingly, I would definitely scold him severely, he is also a proletarian fighter of communism, and he actually used this sugar-coated cannonball of capitalism to corrupt me...... I'm going to scold him. ”

Looking at Li Yunfei with a righteous face, the little queen nodded with satisfaction.

"Very well, it's been a long time since I've seen a man of your integrity. Li Yunfei, come on, this king is optimistic about you. ”

As she spoke, the little Queen left with a smile, satisfied, leaving Li Yunfei alone sitting on the rooftop and sighing.

The panda man on the side looked at him sympathetically and shook his head.

"There is an old Chinese saying that the way of heaven is vast, and men are above women and ...... Brother Yunfei, are you so afraid of Miss Sejuani? ”

Li Yunfei looked at him speechlessly, as if he was looking at a fool.

"Don't you know that good men don't fight women? And if you're not afraid of her, how did you run so fast just now? Now that she's gone, you dare to come back...... Lao Chen, you are very skilled in both sides and three knives. ”

The panda man coughed dryly and hurriedly lowered his head to drink.

"Don't look at me like that, I know what you're thinking. But the defeat of Storm Fortress is long gone, and you really think I'm going to be scared of a small, immature, and ignorant eight-year-old girl? No, apparently not, I just love her, my real enemy is not bullying little girls, and she is just a stumbling block to my huge plans......"

Li Yunfei looked at him with a black line on his face, "Have you been to the Magister platform?" ”

Old Chen shrugged his shoulders, "Of course, you know, I have a good relationship with the leaders of the Tribal Alliance...... Well, when I was dealing with Kael'thas in the first place, I did my part. ”

Li Yunfei's eyes lit up, "Then did you brush the white chicken?" In the real world, killing Kael'thas would rob him of everything, right? Did you get the white chicken? ”

Lao Chen was confused, "What white chicken?" ”

"It's a white swift chocobo...... Well, there's a chance that it will drop when farming the Magister platform, and it's a very cherished mount. ”

The panda man shook his head repeatedly, "I don't think I've ever seen a white swift chocobo...... Well, no, I remembered that a white chocobo had been spotted, but it seemed to have been taken away by the Blood Elves. How? Is that thing precious? ”

Li Yunfei was speechless, "Forget it, I didn't get a white chicken after brushing the Magister platform for so long, I thought you had a ...... here." Hey, it seems that I have no chance with the white chicken in my life. ”

The pandaman was speechless, "If you like it so much, I'll go back to Azeroth one day to find those blood elves to ask for it." Anyway, their regent also owes me a favor, a chocobo, they will still give it, and I will bring it back to you when the time comes. ”

Li Yunfei laughed dryly and rubbed his hands again and again, "That's embarrassing." ”

The pandaman shook his head, "In that case, then forget it, I don't want to force you." ”

Saying that, Lao Chen glanced at Li Yunfei and was a little curious, "But Brother Yunfei, when did you become so noble?" It's not like you......"

Li Yunfei wanted to cry without tears.

Damn panda people, don't you know that in Chinese culture, "how embarrassing this is" = "go and get it"? How did you learn the customs of an otherworldly language? Have you completed your credits? I don't understand such superficial customs, do you want to mix in the earth? Believe it or not, call someone to send you back to Azeroth?

Is...... Ay......

With a sad sigh, Li Yunfei stood up.

"I'll go see Ling'er and them......"

As a result, Lao Chen in the rear was confused and didn't know what was going on.

"Brother Yunfei, why is this expression? Am I saying something wrong? Belch...... I really can't understand the thinking of earthlings. (To be continued......)

PS: Note: Kael'thas, the prince of a certain blood elf, is a bitter and sad guy