Chapter 106: The Council of the Whisperers - Sima Dang Homayi's Office

As the one who manages all the immortal cultivators, superpowers, professionals, blood clans, werewolves, and other clans in the whole of China...... and other abnormal human institutions.

The actual organizational structure of the Council of Icemen...... It's messy.

For the most part, the Ice Talker's Council has only one permanent department, the Night Watchman, although all abnormal humans in all of China have registered with the Night Watchman.

At the same time, there are many temporary departments of the Council of Whisperers, and there are various names.

For example, the busiest department right now - the "Preparatory Committee for Immortal Cultivation Institutions of Higher Education in China"

The most idle department - "Tenth-order and above bigwigs touch the fish association"

The department with the most bizarre style of painting - "Flesh Anti-Nuclear Explosion Research Institute"

The most practical sector - the "Artificial Weather Intervention Leading Group"

The richest department - "Institute of Synthetic Ores (Krypton Research Institute)"

The Most Mysterious Sector - ""

Department that often derelicts its duties and deducts bonuses - "Office for Military Equipment and Foreign Relations Research and Public Opinion Guidance"

The department with the most contact with banknotes - "Immortal Cultivators Business Association"

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and the newly established department, the "Simadam Homayi Office"

The function of the department - casually solve the relevant matters related to the complete withdrawal of various international intelligence organizations and departments from Huaxia, and try not to anger the person in charge of the other party.

Department Foundedβ€”β€”3 minutes ago......

"What the hell, why do you always have to leave this kind of troublesome to us to deal with?" Sima Dang slapped a stack of papers on the table in annoyance.

"Just because our two names are connected and the same as Zhou Taizu Su's words, 'a dead horse should be a live horse doctor', he threw all the strange and bad things to us?

I'm going to protest, I'm going to complain! What about the Consumer Protection Association??!!"

Huo Ma Yi was lying on the office chair like Ge You was paralyzed, and said to Sima Dang Anfu, who was complaining: "Calmly, the 'Immortal Cultivator Consumer Protection Association' is a subordinate department of the 'Immortal Cultivator Business Federation', which is one level lower than our department.

And people don't care about that, and you don't buy anything. ”

"What about the Workers' Protection Association! Isn't this an oppression of laborers? What about the promised eight-hour working day?" Sima Dang ripped off the nightcap from his head and slapped it on the table, grumbling rather unconvinced.

Huo Mayi lazily picked up the vibrating mobile phone, and said without looking at Huo Mayi: "That's the department that protects ordinary workers, do you think you are ordinary?"

When have you ever seen a worker protection unit in Parliament?"

Without waiting for Sima Dang to say anything, Huo Mayi picked up the phone and said casually on the other end of the phone: "Hey, this is Sima Dang Huo Mayi's office, and I am Sima Dang."

Since I am resting now, and your actions have disturbed me, your compensation for the Sunset Red Tour will be increased to five million per person.

In addition, based on the information you have just provided about the intelligence elements in China, we have already pronounced a verdict on the facts of their crimes.

Your intelligence agents need to pay a ransom of $100,000 to leave, the management is tripled, the head of the charge adds two zeros, and if they can't pay the money, they have to create the physical value of the corresponding bail before they can be released.

Of course, those who have left our Huaxia territory also need to pay bail, and if there is no criminal fact, please send the criminal materials by yourself.

Oh, by the way, I just thought that 100,000 US dollars was unlucky, so change it to 880,000, and the compensation should also be changed to 8.88 million.

Congratulations on your fortune~"

With that, Homayi hung up the phone.

All the while, the agent on the other side of the phone didn't let out a single fart.

Of course, this is also the reason why it was decided to let Sima Dang Huo Ma Yi and the two people deal with this incident.

Most people in this world want face, especially those above the seventh order will pay attention to their image, and those above the ninth order will definitely shape themselves more majestic, and they will follow the rules on the bright side.

However, there are two Ninth Orders who are indeed internationally known for their thorns, shamelessness, recognition of money and not of people, open blackmail, and love of death.

The most important thing is that most of the Ninth Order can't beat the two of them.

Even Benjamin Franklin, the pillar of the United States, also commented: "If these two goods hadn't been killed by me, I would have been ten orders by now!"

Sorry, not that......

"If these two put more effort into cultivation, even if Huaxia doesn't have Tong Zhao, I can't stop it. ”

However, most of the two of them had no self-consciousness, and kept saying that they had only taken the "third-order night man qualification level certificate", but their actual combat effectiveness was ......

To sum up, the Council of Whisperers felt that letting them come would definitely make those international intelligence organizations be forced to bankrupt, so they established this "Sima Dang Homayi Office".

Moreover, as internationally renowned faceless and skinless bosses, these intelligence organizations also know that at this time, whoever bleeds first and overcompensates will be able to withdraw safely.

The last time these two people threatened a certain organization called the Mandate of Heaven, the style of painting was probably like this.

Mandate of Heaven: "100 million, release our bishop!"

Sima Dang: "A billion." ”

Homayi: "No, two billion. ”

Destiny: "We can talk, you ...... like this"

Sima Dang: "Ten billion." ”

Homayi: "Dollars." ”

Destiny: "We don't want this bishop!"

Sima Dang: "Five tens of billions." ”

Homayi: "Make up a hundred billion." ”

Destiny: "We don't want this bishop, we don't want it, we don't want to talk about it!" (╯‡░′)β•―(┻━┻"

Sima Dang: "This is to buy your entire organization, who wants your bishop?"

Homayi: "Let's make up a whole 102.4 billion." ”

Destiny: "Here, let's give it!"

Sima Dang: "Get a discount, 99.9 billion." ”

Homayi: "It's okay to pound sterling." ”

Destiny: "Boom ......"

Later, the organization directly closed itself.

They have made Huaxia Shenzhou a forbidden area, and even their geosynchronous orbit satellites dare not stay in places that Huaxia can observe.

Of course, the style of these two people has also been complained about many times by the bigwigs above the tenth order, but the Council of Whisperers all said: "The personal behavior of these two people has nothing to do with the parliament, and we have criticized and educated and removed them from their posts for their behavior of undermining international harmony."

In addition, we also closed the 'Sima Dang Homayi Office' and revoked the 'Third Order Night Watchman Qualification Certificate' of the two of them. ”

Of course, this department has been closed a dozen times, and certificates have been revoked dozens of times.

As for the retaliation of these international organizations, it is useless for the ninth-order to come, the tenth-order may not be able to fight, and the eleventh-order can't kill these two goods, not to mention who dares to run up to spread the wilderness in the territory of Huaxia Shenzhou, aren't you afraid that these two goods will touch the porcelain?

As for waiting for them to come out and ambush...... People in China also pay attention to flowers and plants, and these two goods will not displace your continental shelf when they go abroad!

Sima Dang, the peak of the ninth order, cultivated the "Earthquake Heart Sutra"

Huo Ma Yi, the peak of the ninth order, cultivated the exercise "Gravity Divine Skill"

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