107 Tomb verses
This is a pair of adulterers/husbands/yin/women!
I stood outside Kong Xuan's wing, listening to the sound of the creaking bed board inside, and my heart was angry, please, this is daytime, I know that you and Ai Jia / love / rape / love / hot, but you don't need to be day/day/xuan/yin, right?
He banged on the door again, and finally Kong Xuan's angry cry came from inside: "Knock!" Knock! Knock on your sister! Come back in an hour! ”
"Ten minutes! Just ten minutes for you! Ten minutes later, Lao Tzu came over and kicked the door! I threatened loudly.
Qifengguan's business hours are from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., and the rest of the time the door is closed, but if I can't stand it, I'll climb over the wall.
After turning around a few times in the Taoist temple, when he came back, Kong Xuan stood at the door with an unhappy face, next to Ai Jiayu with a red tide.
"It was you who said that Guo'er's matter had an eyebrow and asked me to come over this morning." I angrily pushed away Kong Xuan and strode into the wing.
After returning from Bohe County, I have been muttering about the resurrection fruit all day long, and in my eyes, there is nothing more important than the resurrection fruit. And Kong Xuan always said that an important thing was missing, and it wasn't until the middle of the night last night that he called to say that this thing had been found.
Kong Xuan said angrily: "It's only 8 o'clock now, and your family is called 8 o'clock in the morning?" ”
I said disdainfully: "No nonsense, you said that what is missing has been settled, what is it?" You've been chirping crookedly and refusing to speak, but now you can always say it, right? ”
Kong Xuan glared at me angrily for a moment, and finally sighed, beckoned me to sit down, and looked at me helplessly: "Zhengnan, resurrecting a person is not as simple as inviting guests to dinner. Do you think you can just stuff Guo'er's consciousness into Guo'er's body? ”
"Isn't it?" I was stunned and asked, "Didn't Lin Tao say that with the catalyst of the Nine Shades Grass, it's okay?" ”
"That's true, but how much do you know about the Nine Shades Grass?" Kong Xuan snorted: "Do you think it's okay to put the Nine Shades of Grass in the pot and throw two pieces of pork ribs and lotus root together to make a soup?" It's not that simple. ”
I took out a cigarette by myself, lit it and took a puff, and looked at Kong Xuan with slanted eyebrows: "Then you have to tell me what the hell is going on!" ”
"That's right, the Nine Shades Grass is only born in extremely cold places, do you know what it means to be in extremely cold places? Let me tell you this, the temperature in the extremely cold places is at least 100 degrees, and I am talking about minus 100 degrees. Do you know what the concept of minus 100 degrees? If you pee and shake it, you'll shake your bird! Speaking of this, Kong Xuan coughed lightly, turned back to Ai Jiayu and explained: "Pure scientific research, without any obscene elements. ”
Ai Jiayu just smiled and didn't speak.
"So what? Wouldn't it be nice if I wore a few more clothes? I asked in surprise.
"What about the tomb, do you think you're shopping? In order to prevent future generations from robbing the tomb, the owner of the tomb has filled his tomb with all kinds of mechanisms, and if you are too bloated and have difficulty moving, it is no different from sending you to death. Kong Xuan glanced at me with hatred, shook his head and sighed: "Zhengnan, why are you also a person who has seen the world, why can't you see this kind of problem?" ”
"So what do you say you should do? Don't sell it. ”
"There is only one way to come and go freely in the extremely cold land, and that is to find the legendary Fire Spirit Orb. Do you think the legendary things are all unreal? You'd be wrong to think so. Kong Xuan coughed exaggeratedly, took out a small glass bottle from his body, and a dark red pill lay quietly in it: "LOOK!" Fire Orbs! It's a good thing, and it will keep you protected from any cold temperatures for seven days. ”
I took the glass bottle, and there was a gentle feeling in my palm, hey, this thing is really magical.
"You're just looking for this for me all this time?" There was a warmth in my heart, brother, this is brother, I will help you do anything without humming or haha.
"Tell you, you owe me a lot of money!" Kong Xuan laughed.
"Okay, I'll prepare!" I stood up and was about to take my leave.
"What are you going to prepare?"
"Prepare to go to the ancient tomb, Taoyuan Ancient Tomb! Where else could I go? ”
"You're in a hurry!" Kong Xuan got up and pulled me back to my seat.
"How?"
"Do you think you can do it alone?" Kong Xuan rolled his eyes.
"What do you mean, you want to form a group?" I was stunned and asked.
"Let me ask you, do you know where the Taoyuan Tomb is? How do I get in? Kong Xuan tapped his fingers lightly on the table: "Do you know whose tomb the Taoyuan Ancient Tomb is, and what mechanisms will be in it?" ”
"Is this something to know? As long as the hoe is good, there is no grave that cannot be dug! "I have the impression that the ancient tombs are nothing more than larger tombs: "The tombs of those kings and princes in the TV news, counting the main room, the side room, the ear room or something, are not only a few dozen square meters in radius?" Where the fart is big, Lao Tzu is a little ruthless, dig it for three or five days, and still dig it up? ”
"Tens of square meters? As soon as I heard it, I was a layman, let me tell you, the smaller tomb is the size of a basketball court, and the larger one is the size of a football field. Dig for three or five days? You think it's digging sweet potatoes? Let me tell you the truth, the Taoyuan Ancient Tomb is the tomb of Liu An, the king of Huainan. Kong Xuan's words were astonishing.
"Liu An? Are you talking about Liu An, the king of Huainan who 'attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascended to heaven'? I was taken aback, and then a trace of doubt rose in my heart: "Slow, slow, this guy is also a ghost, right?" He has already ascended to heaven, how can there be a tomb? ”
"Strictly speaking, he's not a ghost." Kong Xuan had a look that you didn't understand anything: "The yang world is for human beings, the nether world is for ghosts and gods, and it is not for nothing that there are existences beyond the yin and yang world, such as ghosts, moon servants, these you have all seen, they can't be regarded as ghosts and gods." As for Liu An, his cultivation ...... Cultivating ......"
I looked at Kong Xuan suspiciously, only to see Kong Xuan smile and quickly take out a book from his body, the page material is like gold thread, isn't this "Yin and Yang Essays"? Kong Xuan flipped through it quickly, and then said: "Liu An's cultivation of the 'Sidtamanin' mental method is a kind of ** that transcends the Yin and Yang realm, and what is particular is an epiphany. Or three days or five days, or ten or eight years, or even a lifetime of incomprehension, there are many people. Liu An also took precautions before he became enlightened, and helped himself build the mausoleum early, you must know that the mausoleums of the ancient emperors were built when they were alive. ”
"Even if it's Liu An's mausoleum, so what?"
"First of all, he is the king of Huainan, rich and powerful; Secondly, the mental method of 'knowing his maine' or 'knowing his father's cause' that he cultivated is also an ancient book, and it is normal to make a few formations in the tomb or catch a few ghosts and gods to guard the tomb. Kong Xuan flipped through the book again, and said: "He has set up a large number of mechanisms in the tomb, and the book says that some of them can only be opened by two people. ”
I couldn't help but think of the rope bridges in the sleeping place, which also required three people to stand on at the same time to activate, and Kong Xuan said that some mechanisms require two people to open, which I am convinced of.
I held up the glass bottle in my hand: "You mean you have to go with two people?" Wouldn't there be one less Fire Spirit Bead in this one? ”
"Yes, my friend only found this one, but he knows the whereabouts of the other Fire Spirit Orb." Kong Xuan smiled: "There is a gang leader in Yangcheng, named Xiao Yuan, nicknamed Baozi, and he has a fire spirit bead in hand. Baozi is very difficult to talk to, so you can only ask for it in person! Whether you steal or rob, it's all your business, and I won't get involved. Walk slowly, don't send! ”
"Okay, I'll come back to you after I got the Fire Spirit Bead!" I got up to say goodbye, walked two steps, and suddenly turned around and pointed to the "Yin and Yang Essays" in Kong Xuan's hand and asked, "By the way, is there a detailed introduction to the Taoyuan Ancient Tomb in the book?" ”
"No, I've told you everything in this book!"
"That's all?"
"Well, that's all. I didn't even say how to get into the tomb, but there was something like a verse. Kong Xuan threw the book directly to me.
"What verse?" I took the book, didn't bother to open it, and threw it back: "Just tell me directly." ”
"Water is not water, mountains are not mountains, and the rain hits the plantain to show its true face."
What a mess, walking out of the door, I made a phone call to the fat man: "Fat man, come with me on a business trip to Yangcheng, almost a week." ”
"To Yangcheng? A week? All right! When the fat man heard that I told him to go to Yangcheng, he said yes loudly, and I could feel his cheers on the other end of the phone.
This seems to be a little wrong, after returning from Bohe County, Enron has lived with a fat man in a high-profile manner, which surprised us all. Calling the fat man actually didn't have much hope, it is estimated that he and An Ran were burning when the dry wood was burning, how could they be interested in going to Yangcheng, which is thousands of miles away? I didn't expect the fat man to be unpretentious, eccentric, absolutely eccentric.
Before night, the fat man came to me with a backpack on his back. I was surprised and asked, "Why are you so positive?" ”
"The matter of the ghost brother is incumbent!" The fat man thumped his chest.
"Speak human words!" I looked at it coldly.
"Brother ghost, you don't know!" The fat man immediately cried with a sad face: "An Ran didn't agree to be with me before, that's because her father often beat her mother when she was drunk, and she has a shadow of two people living together, afraid that I will beat her!" Well, now, she got this earth-shattering ability out of thin air, and this shadow suddenly disappeared. After living with me, I want Lao Tzu to change his posture and do it again, the posture is slightly wrong, and the big-eared scraper hits me with a head and face, I am really evil! ”
After listening to it, I couldn't cry or laugh: "An Ran is also afraid that you will go out to steal food, and after squeezing you dry, I will save you from going out to do anything again." ”
The fat man gritted his teeth: "No, this time I went to Yangcheng, Lao Tzu had to make up for the great health care during this time......"
—————————— the dividing line of ———————————— Yangcheng, located in the northern part of Central China Province, was originally a very backward town, in one sentence, birds don't pull / chickens don't lay eggs. Later, someone discovered a gold mine in Yangshan in Yangcheng, and for a time gold diggers flocked to it. In just 20 years, driven by the gold mine, the town has been upgraded to a county-level city, which is still an extremely prosperous one.
As early as the discovery of the gold mine, the state had already established the Yangshan gold mine, which was directly under the management of the central government. This is gold, and this resource must belong to the state. However, in the words of the locals, is it still wrong to rely on the mountains to eat the mountains? It's a big deal that you dig yours, I dig mine, if you affect my financial route, then I'm sorry.
After several large-scale disputes with the local villagers, the gold mine turned a blind eye to the villagers' private mining, but there is one point, the gold you dig can only be sold to us. With this unwritten agreement, the villagers and the gold mine reached a semblance balance. Some people will say, can't the government suppress a few villagers? In fact, the villagers are just a front, and various forces loom behind the villagers, and from time to time there are hooligans with accents from all over the world, patting their chests and saying, 'I am a native of Yangcheng'......
Because of this, in Yangcheng is the world of gangsters, the power of various gangs is intertwined, in Yangcheng, almost every street has a gang in management, these gangs have backers behind them, and the backers are very hard and solid, not hard and not solid have long been crushed by the rolling wheels of history.
I sat in a teahouse box with the fat man, dumbfounded and listened to the big man with thick eyebrows and square face opposite talking about Yangcheng, this big man's name is Mao Shun, the captain of the public security brigade of the Yangcheng County Public Security Bureau, Lou Wei said hello to help us get in touch. The man was not dressed very ostentatiously, and the only thing that stood out was that he was wearing a large emerald ring on his finger.
I heard that we were looking for one of the forces, Mao Shun gave us a lesson on the current situation in Yangcheng with a big mouth, please, we are just looking for someone, can we tell me about the situation in the world?
Mao Shun saw that I had a vaguely impatient look, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Brothers, I don't have to be verbose, I just want to tell you these things just to remind you, the gangsters here are tough and ruthless, you try not to provoke them." As for the bun matter, I'm helping you get in touch. ”
Baozi is the gang leader we are looking for, Xiao Yuan. It is said that there are two reasons why it is called a bun, one is the homonym of the name 'Xiaoyuan', isn't the bun a small round? Second, his face really looks a bit like a bun.
Before Mao Shun's voice fell, his phone rang, smiled apologetically with me, answered the phone, and after a while, his face changed, put down the phone and said to me: "Baozi was hacked to death!" ”