Chapter 432: Male Pet
Wang Xiaohu was in a big antique house, lying on a wooden bed, looking around, the red-headed table of eight immortals, the blue-headed Taishi chair, the white jade screen, and the papier-mΓ’chΓ© window...... In front of him, there is also a little Lori in ancient costume who looks like a fifteen or sixteen in a high bun, an open chest, a red silk on his shoulders, a yellow narrow-sleeved shirt, a green floor-length skirt, and a red belt hanging from his waist, and he is pushing himself hard, shouting: "Cockroaches, cockroaches, wake up......"
How does this girl scold people, call people cockroaches? Is this special mother there again? Wang Xiaohu is full of anger, and he doesn't blame him for being enlightened, anyone who wakes up and becomes this virtue has to be enlightened, although crossing is not new to Wang Xiaohu, novels, TV...... Wear it all day long, but he is obviously in Gao Qi's sea of knowledge.
Don't...... He couldn't figure out anything, thinking back to the night when he entered the sea of knowledge, it was no different from the normal world, and it was not so bizarre that it was so special, why was Gao Qi's sea of knowledge so special? Or has he entered the depths of Gao Qi's sea of knowledge?
If you think about it carefully, it should be the deep layer of Gao Qi's knowledge of the sea, the middle layer of the sea of knowledge is the memories and past of a person's life, no one has been to the deep layer, or a dream, or a subconscious, or a desire, or a fantasy...... Whatever it is, it's become a virtue now.
"Cockroach, cockroach, what's wrong with you? Nightmare? It's time to take a break, the princess has already sent someone to urge you a few times, let you change your clothes quickly, today is the day to enter the palace, have you forgotten? β
Cockroaches, Zhang Lang! Costume Lori with a Shaanxi accent, Wang Xiaohu calmed down for a while before he heard clearly that the costume Lori was not scolding him, calling him Zhang Lang. It's not a cockroach, so I couldn't help but ask, "Who is Zhang Lang, and who is my special mother?" β
Costume Lori listened to Wang Xiaohu's nonsense. His eyes turned red instantly when he roared, he lowered his head and cried quietly, Wang Xiaohu couldn't help but have a headache, took a deep breath, reached out and tugged at the costume Lori, the tentacles were warm, not a phantom. Frightened, the little Lori screamed: "Zhang Lang, don't be like this, you're going to enter the palace......"
"Don't shout. What are you shouting about special mother? I ask you now, what is your name, what is this place, and who am I? Have you ever seen Gao Qi? Don't worry. Tell me the same. β
"You are Zhang Changzong, a famous beautiful man in the world, Princess Taiping fell in love with you and let you enter the palace to serve ......"
Wang Xiaohu gradually figured out the context in the trembling words of the little girl, according to the costume little Lori, it is now the Great Zhou Dynasty, and the emperor is Wu Zetian. And he is the famous male pet in history, Zhang Liulang and Zhang Changzong......
For this period of history. Wang Xiaohu also knows a little bit about it, when Wu Zetian was in power, Zhang Changzong was recommended by Princess Taiping and was favored by Wu Zetian. Zhang Changzong introduced to Wu Zetian that Zhang Yizhi's talent surpassed his own and he was good at refining medicines. Wu Zetian immediately summoned him and liked him very much. Both brothers were pampered, went in and out of the court, groomed, richly dressed, and tried to make them cute.
On the day of the summons, Wu Zetian appointed Zhang Changzong as the general of Yunlu, exercising the position of Zuo Qianniu Zhonglang general, Zhang Yizhi as the secretary of the guard, and gave him a residence, 500 sections of silk silk, and a large number of male servants and maids, camels, cattle and horses for his use. Within a few days, Zhang Changzong was promoted to Yinqing Guanglu Doctor, and given to the officials of the defense cabinet as guards, and like the courtiers, he saw Wu Zetian on the first and fifteenth days of the first month of each month.
Zhang Changzong entered the palace for less than ten days and a half months, and his power shocked the world. The brothers of the martial family, as well as Zong Chuke and others, rushed to the door, curryed favor with him, and personally led the horse and handed the whip for him, calling Zhang Yizhi "Wulang" and Zhang Changzong "Liulang". He also appointed Zhang Changzong as a regular attendant of the right scattered cavalry.
Wang Xiaohu is really confused, is this in Gao Qi's sea of knowledge, or has he really crossed over? He couldn't figure it out either, after Xiao Lori finished speaking, seeing that he was stupid, he said timidly: "Zhang Lang Mo wants to be strong, his net worth and life are important." β
Legend has it that Zhang Changzong's face is like a peach blossom, chic and romantic, Wang Xiaohu knows that his thick eyebrows and big eyes are not on the same side as his face like a peach blossom, if he still looks like himself, it means that he is in Gao Qi's deep sea of knowledge, if he changes his appearance, it is crossed, Wang Xiaohu ignored the ancient costume little Lori chattered there, jumped off the wooden bed, and found that he was dressed in ancient costume, not to mention, and his hair was quite old.
Looking around for a mirror, I remembered that mirrors were still rare at this time, and hurriedly said to the little Lori: "I'm dressed, you go and get a mirror." β
Little Lori answered, turned around to get the mirror, Wang Xiaohu walked to the door and took a closer look at this side of the world, blue sky, white clouds, and breeze...... It's no different from the normal world, stunned, carefully recalling the previous qiΔ, more and more I don't understand, I was in a daze, Xiao Lori came back with a bronze mirror, followed by a few girls who looked like maids, holding copper basins in their hands, and clothes......
Wang Xiaohu snatched the bronze mirror and took a look on his face, it was still his own appearance, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, not a little white-faced sissy, and he instantly understood that he must be in the deep layer of Gao Qi's knowledge of the sea, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but how could Gao Qi's deep knowledge of the sea be the Tang Dynasty? What's going on with this mess?
Wang Xiaohu couldn't figure it out, so he simply asked the costume little Lori: "Do you know Gao Qi?" β
Little Lori shook her head and waved to the back, the maids entered the house, put down their things, Little Lori was busy helping Wang Xiaohu wash his face and change clothes, Wang Xiaohu wanted to go out to find Gao Qi, but after pondering, people outside are not familiar with the place, how difficult it is to find someone, it is simply looking for a needle in a haystack, anyway, I want to enter the palace to see Wu Zetian, it really can't work, I kidnapped the empress and asked her to send some dogs to find it, isn't it much better than finding it myself?
For the sake of Gao Qi, just be wronged and be a little white face! Wang Xiaohu suddenly felt that he was very great, not talking nonsense, let the little Lori fiddle, this fiddling is half an hour, the cumbersomeness of the clothes of the Tang Dynasty is beyond expectations, a total of cotton robe collar, silk shirt collar, silk silk half arm waist, raw long sleeves a waist, silk undershirt a collar, silk hakama a waist, silk a waist, silk single hakama a waist, silk a waist, a waist of silk boots, a two-color silk silk joint, a amount of fine silk stockings, a Luo Xun head, a silk scarf, a cooked copper belt, an agarwood knife Chrysostom......
Then he put powder on his face, and stuffed a thing called chicken tongue incense in his mouth, which is said to be able to exhale like an orchid, and it is sour and not a few, which is far worse than chewing gum.
After waiting for a while, someone came to pick him up, rode a tall horse out of the house, and saw that his eyes were full of ancient buildings, and the pedestrians were in ancient costumes, and some women saw him and shouted loudly: "Zhang Lang, Zhang Lang ......" and some people sprinkled flowers on him.
Wang Xiaohu couldn't help but touch his face, even if he was dressed up, he was also a master with thick eyebrows and big eyes, how could he become a character of Saipanan in the eyes of women in the Tang Dynasty? I didn't understand, followed a small sedan chair in front of me, was led by a horse, and walked into the Daming Palace.
Wang Xiaohu, who looked big in Daming Palace, was dazzled, and when he entered the palace, the people in the small sedan chair came out, and saw that it was a beautiful woman in her thirties, wearing a trendy one, with a crisp chest half exposed, and the person was also enchanting and charming, and said to him with a smile: "Zhang Lang later, I will go to tell the emperor His Majesty." β
Needless to say, this is the princess of Taiping, Wang Xiaohu nodded ignorantly, and felt that this princess of Taiping was quite like a star, but he couldn't think of who he wanted, and after waiting for a while, an old eunuch came with a few little eunuchs, saying that it was summoned by His Majesty the Emperor and took him inside.
Wang Xiaohu secretly wondered what to do after meeting Wu Zetian after kowtowing, should he suddenly erupt, or wait for the opportunity? I think this Wu Zetian should be almost sixty, right?
Thoughtlessly, he followed into an extremely magnificent palace, according to the rules taught by the old eunuch, he was not allowed to get up, he couldn't raise his head, he lowered his head and went in, he lay on the ground, kowtowed three times, shouted a few long live, and heard a faint voice say: "Raise your head!" β
Why is this sound so familiar? Wang Xiaohu raised his head in disbelief, looked at it, and was dumbfounded, and saw that on the dragon chair, what kind of Wu Zetian was it, but Gao Qi, who was wearing a dragon robe, wearing the emperor's crown, hanging Erlang's legs, carrying a bunch of grapes in his hand, and spitting seeds while eating, and spitting out all the ...... And it's still in his twenties.
In an instant, Wang Xiaohu figured it out, since it was Gao Qi's deep knowledge of the sea, then she must be the master of the sea knowledge, and the deep level should be her fantasy, desire, or something, so she is the only master here, Wu Zetian.
It is said that every man has a dream of being an emperor, and it turns out that women also have it! Wang Xiaohu was stunned, then jumped up happily, and said loudly: "Gao Qi, I'm Wang Xiaohu, I'm looking for you to go back, come with me, let's find a way to leave the deep ...... of your sea."
"Bold! When I saw my majesty, I was talking nonsense! The old eunuch scolded loudly, and countless sergeants in armor came in and stepped forward to arrest Wang Xiaohu, Wang Xiaohu really didn't take these sergeants in his eyes, ran towards Gao Qi, and punched a sergeant, that once thought, a punch out, the fist was soft, but someone kicked him to the ground.
Wang Xiaohu immediately understood again, he was almost like an ant in Gao Qi's world, she was whatever she wanted, she was now Zhang Changzong, of course she didn't have much strength, and hurriedly shouted: "Gao Qi, Gao Qi, stupid girl, it's me, I'm Wang Xiaohu......"
Gao Qi, who was sitting on the dragon chair, heard Wang Xiaohu's shout, did not react at all, and there was no emotion in his eyes, as if he didn't recognize him at all, after eating the grapes in his hand, he waved his hand and asked the sergeant to bring Wang Xiaohu up, and when he was close, he stretched out his right hand like a hooligan, picked up Wang Xiaohu's chin, looked it up and down, looked at it carefully, frowned, and said, "I think this person is so annoying?" It's disgusting, come on, pull it down and cut it! β
Several sergeants dragged Wang Xiaohu out, Wang Xiaohu thought that Gao Qi could recognize him, but Gao Qi seemed to really don't know him, and when he heard her let people cut himself, he couldn't help but scolded loudly: "Gao Qi, I'm your uncle, I'm Wang Xiaohu......!" β
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