Chapter 582: Big Fool

"How is it, senior brother, is this trip to Bibo Lake going well?"

Monk Sha poured a cup of hot tea and decanted Cui Shi.

Zhu Bajie also smiled and asked: "The Ten Thousand Saints Old Dragon King and the Nine Heads of Horses are also said to have a name in the demon world, Brother Monkey, what do you think of their supernatural cultivation?" Oh yes...... The princess of the Halloween Old Dragon King, isn't she beautiful?"

Damn it!

The nine-headed insect scolded secretly, this pig's head with a color embryo, even my daughter-in-law has to worry about it, no wonder she dared to tease Chang'e when she was drunk, she was really cowardly.

"The princess didn't see it. ”

Cui Shi took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "The Old Dragon King of All Saints is just a resigned echo worm. As for the hydra......"

The hydra quickly pricked up its ears, wanting to hear what this Monkey King said about him.

"Bibotan is well taken care of, and I think that nine-headed insect does have some ability. It's just that the vision is too poor, and from this point of view, I estimate that the princess of the dragon king doesn't necessarily have any beauty. Hehe, the nine-headed insect, eighteen eyes, all of them are rat-eyed, and they actually regard the Buddha Light Relic of the Sacrifice Country as a treasure, I almost couldn't help laughing, it amused me to death!"

Rely on!

The hydra was so angry that it could barely maintain its changing form.

Lao Tzu is a desolate species, each of the nine heads has different unique magical powers, and the fighting method is infinitely useful, and it may not be afraid of you just a dead monkey. Who told you that there are eighteen eyes in nine heads, and one head has to be two eyes, what kind of bullshit speculation is this, at this level, you dare to boast of your high vision, what have you seen!

Aren't relics treasures?

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha glanced at each other, although they had never seen the relics with their own eyes, but since they could make the sacrificial country cherish it so much, and even attract Siyi to come to the court, it stands to reason that it should be a good thing, how can it be said so rubbish in the eyes of the senior brother.

Zhu Bajie, as Cui Shi's royal wingman, reacted a beat faster than Monk Sha.

Whenever the senior brother doesn't understand what he says, he often has a deep meaning. At this time, we only need to fully cooperate with the senior brother to speak, that is, there is no merit or fault. Senior brother said that the crow is white, so we can't say that it is black. The senior brother said that one plus one equals three, so let's give him an arithmetic formula immediately.

Just this idea, there's nothing wrong with that!

Zhu Bajie paused slightly, and immediately nodded in agreement: "Hahaha, it's really interesting, that nine-headed insect has such a bad eyesight?

"No, show me it in a serious way. ”

Cui Shi said that he was very satisfied, Zhu Bajie's wingman, and his auxiliary talent was already full.

"Relic ...... What is it?"

Monk Sha also understood, but after all, he was not as skilled as Zhu Bajie, so he could only play the role of pretending to be stupid and stunned, and asked an ambiguous question, not asking for good assistance, at least not pitting.

"You don't even know that?"

Zhu Bajie took over the topic and said: "You are still a disciple of Buddhism! The relics are the magical crystals produced after the death of the powerful Buddhist monks and their cremation. According to rumors, this is because the monk has practiced all his life and the essence is perfect, so after the cremation of the body, there will be such a thing as a relic. ”

Monk Sha nodded, and was taught: "In this way, is it true that the more profound the Dharma, the stronger the cultivation, and the more precious the relics?"

"As it should be. ”

Zhu Bajie gave an example and said: "For example, what kind of Lingji Bodhisattva in Little Sumeru Mountain, if you kill him and refine it into a relic, it will probably be a little interesting." ”

Strike!

No one seemed to notice that a small insect on the back of Cui Shi's clothes, somehow didn't grasp it steadily, and even forgot to flap its wings, and fell straight to the ground, fortunately, the weight was extremely slight and it didn't hurt it.

This is the team of the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures???

The hydra flew back in the air, its wings flapping, its body shaking.

Are you sure you didn't go to the West Heaven to make trouble in the Leiyin Temple and burn down the Holy Land of Lingshan?

The good Lingji Bodhisattva is also a well-known figure in Buddhism, how can he offend you, and he will be refined into a relic, which is also too ...... It's horrible!

"Hehe, what is Lingji Bodhisattva?"

Cui Shi is very satisfied with this example of Zhu Bajie, and the strongest auxiliary in the national service is well deserved. Of course, on the surface, he had to pretend not to care, and sneered: "It's a pity that Manjushri has turned into ashes and can't be cremated, otherwise...... Hahaha, don't say it, don't talk about it, I've drunk too much today. ”

Yes?!

This time, not only did the nine-headed insect fall to the ground in fright, but even Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were taken aback.

What happened to Manjushri?

Turned to ashes??

This Nima is one of the four great bodhisattvas of Buddhism, and his status is only below Guanyin Bodhisattva!

When will it turn to ashes, and who will be the killer?

The nine-headed worm got up from the ground with difficulty again, and his first reaction was, Lao Tzu flew back, this monkey drank too much wine, and he simply broke through the sky when he bragged about it, and he was afraid to renew two glasses of wine for him, and his next topic was how to make the Jade Emperor abdicate and go to the Queen Mother himself, right?

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha glanced at each other again, their eyes uncertain.

Could it be that today it is not the senior brother who deliberately confuses the opponent, but ...... Really drank too much?

"Two junior brothers, there is an important matter that I have to tell you to know. ”

Cui Shi suddenly put down the teacup and sat up slightly, his expression becoming more serious.

"Senior brother, you say. ”

Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled, and he couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was sold in the senior brother's gourd.

"Lingshan, it's messed up. ”

Cui Shi suddenly sighed: "Lingji is dead, Manjushri is dead, and even Guanyin Bodhisattva has already died in the purple bamboo forest of Luojia Mountain!"

I'll go!

Senior brother really drank too much!

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha confirmed this matter as soon as possible, smiled knowingly, and knew it.

But then, Cui Shi conspired to usurp the throne and imprisoned Maitreya Buddha. How Guanyin turned the tide and unfortunately fell. Lingji died in order to help himself, and Manjushri was killed by the White Tiger Qisu sent by Taishang Laojun to the mortal world with a banana fan.

One by one, one by one, if it is a story made up after being drunk, it is difficult to analyze it so in such a way that there is a nose and an eye.

But this news is more than earth-shattering!

Cui Shi has long wanted to find an opportunity to talk about this matter, because he has clearly stood on the opposite side of Maitreya Buddha, if the side of the Louvre, Maitreya Buddha's camp wins, then this team to learn scriptures, to Lingshan is equivalent to going to the underworld, how can there be any chance of sealing the Buddha to achieve a positive result.

In this case, I will explain it to everyone as soon as possible, so that I can fight with the same enemy and fight this time. If you can win the fight and rescue the Buddha from Lingshan again, then the four masters and apprentices below Tang Seng are undoubtedly all Buddhas, and I am afraid that even the White Dragon Horse can give a seal to the Eight Heavenly Buddhas or something.

As the saying goes, the most brilliant lie is that nine out of ten sentences are true, and only one is false.

Cui Shi's words were originally full of dry goods, and the nine-headed insect was constantly shocked, so shocked that he couldn't move his wings, and he was so shocked that he gradually became numb, how could he tell that there was another layer of meaning in this, that is, to fool him into the gang and become another combat force against Maitreya Buddha.