Chapter 57: Psychedelic Lands
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng got rid of the surveillance of the ghost crow, and flew happily for a while, thinking that he had escaped the control of the crow peck ghost Hai Weiyang, and stopped happily.
However, as soon as he turned around, the poor ghost saw the stone house with shale walls stacked on top of each other and covered by shale, the path paved with shale in front of the stone house, the dark blue stone mill beside the stone house, and the white crow that had swallowed five boxes of opium, still sleeping soundly on the wasteland not far from the stone house.
This surprise is an unprecedented surprise.
This frightened man made the poor ghost almost go crazy with fear, and felt as if he was in an incredible dream, and he could not find the slightest sign of dreaming, and his heart was very uncomfortable.
When ghosts confuse people's hearts, they will make a person go around and around, and they can't always get out of a circle, so they are called "ghosts hitting the wall", but as a ghost, they will also enter this kind of strange circle?
Ghosts, can they also design a strange circle of "ghosts hitting the wall" for ghosts? What kind of clever ghosts are that?
Is this a trick that crows peck at ghosts, or is it a psychedelic place created by some master or ghost wizard?
The poor ghost was surprised and inexplicable, and saw a strange peak in the west and galloped away, and ran so hard that he almost lost his strength before stopping, but when he turned around, he found that the stone house was less than ten feet away, and the white crow, still sleeping soundly as if no one was around, seemed to have dreamed of an affair.
"If you don't solve the mystery, if you want to leave this wasteland, it will be impossible!" the poor ghost panicked, and his heart gradually calmed down, and he decided to find out the truth.
So, the poor ghost walked to the stone house.
Hai Weiyang: That old guy must have the secrets of the organs, right? How did he get in or out?
The crow peck ghost Hai Weiyang had woken up, lying on the stone bed, his face was full of confusion, and the white crow squatting next to his head, tuk tuk, kept pecking at the top of his head, but he didn't realize it, and seemed to be thinking about an eternal mystery.
What does this old fellow think? Do you want some ghost widow, or do you have a mystery to solve?
When the poor ghost entered the stone house, he met the crow's eyes, and they both showed the same look of confusion.
"What's going on?" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng asked straightforwardly, "Running around and not being able to run out of this place, what the hell is going on?"
"You want to run out?" the crow kept sneering, "If you don't heal my oral trauma, you want to leave?"
"You've given me a deposit, and I'm responsible for you, so why did I leave as soon as I left? I wanted to go out and find medicine to heal your wounds. "The poor ghost will blush like a monkey's tail when he lies to a female ghost, and he will never blush when he lies to a male ghost, "I am the first ghost doctor in the underworld, the first in medical ethics, and I will not be like those doctors in the Yang world who are money-oriented, mercenary, and irresponsible." You have to tell me first, you can't run around, what the hell is going on?"
"I wanted to find medicine? I almost blamed you. The Raven nodded in approval and satisfaction, and shook his head, bewildered again, "If I had known what it was like to go around and around, I would have left this place long ago." I was battered and wanted to find a pure place to recuperate, but once I entered this place, I couldn't get out of it—no matter how I rushed forward and ran forward, it was all a waste of work, and I was still spinning in circles. ”
It turned out that the crow peck ghost Hai Weiyang intercepted the vehicle on the road to the county seat, and after catching the intestine pumping ghost Meng Haodong, he opened his mouth to devour, and was thrown two firecrackers into the big mouth by the poor ghost Mao Changsheng, crackling, and the explosion was miserable, and he was miserable, so he could only flee in panic, calling all the way: "Ouch, ouch......"
Hai Weiyang eats countless ghosts, he has never suffered such a dumb loss, he is angry and hateful, and he is helpless, afraid that he will encounter a strong enemy and take the opportunity to attack, so he will go around leisurely, and run to the deep mountains and old forests, trying to find a quiet and quiet place to recuperate and recuperate.
Pain and panic, Hai Weiyang simply turned into a headless fly, accidentally crashed into the stone house deep in the mountains, and saw a sturdy mountain man who looked like a savage living in it.
"Get out of here and give me this place!" Hai Weiyang shouted with a bureaucratic face.
After the mountain people were taken aback when they saw Hai Weiyang's bloody appearance, they quickly calmed down, competed with each other, and also shouted loudly: "Where is the sneaky? If you don't get out of my house immediately, I will recite the mantra, and the mighty gods of the eight directions will appear, and you will be wiped out in an instant!"
Hai Weiyang sneered, pouted, and a ghost crow flew out with a "whirl", pecked at the throat of the mountain people, grabbed the convulsive corpse and threw it outside.
"Disobey the orders of this official, you grass people are not qualified. Do you think that when Lao Tzu was the director of education in the world, he was majestic, and there was that teacher who didn't give in to me, nodding his head?"
There was a big bed in the stone house, and Hai Weiyang lay down unceremoniously, but it was the bed of the mountain people, and it was filled with a masculine smell, which was very uncomfortable for ghosts who liked femininity.
The restless Hai Weiyang kicked over the pots and pans beside the bed, and flew out of the stone house impatiently, deciding to find another apartment full of gloomy atmosphere, which was more conducive to recuperation and recovery—preferably an ancient tomb deep in the dense forest.
However, not long after flying out of the stone house, Hai Weiyang found that he had entered a strange place, no matter how rampage, no matter how desperately he tossed, he was still around the stone house in the end.
Puzzled, Hai Weiyang asked the ghost crow to try to go out, but found that the ghost crow could come and go freely without any restrictions.
Hai Weiyang had an idea and decided to let the ghost crow take him out.
So, Hai Weiyang turned into a little ghost as big as a fly, curled up at the tail of a ghost crow's wings, and let the ghost crow take off and rush into the distance.
Not long after the ghost crow took off, Hai Weiyang suddenly felt that his head had collided with a horizontal railing, and suddenly the sky spun around, falling from the ghost crow to the ground, and found that he was back around the stone house.
Strange thing, where did the bar come from?
Hai Weiyang tried seven times in a row, but he encountered the invisible bar, and he fell back to the side of the stone house from a high altitude, and he couldn't leave a strange space around the stone house at all.
In desperation, Hai Weiyang returned to the stone house.
In the bed of the mountain people in the stone house, the masculinity was gone, and the femininity was getting stronger and stronger, so the exhausted Hai Weiyang lay down, covering his mouth and humming while ordering a ghost crow to go out to catch the poor ghost......
"Oh, you can't get out even if you come in?" the poor ghost understood that he had entered, and was even more confused, "I thought it was a maze you arranged, but it turned out that it wasn't you? You wouldn't lie to an honest ghost like me, would you? Deceiving an honest ghost with good medical skills will deepen the punishment of hell!"
"I don't have such a big ghost force array," the crow peck ghost smiled weirdly, "It's easy to set up an ecstasy array for people, but I can't set up an ecstasy array for a medicine ghost with strange abilities like you, and I want you to be trapped here." ”
This is clearly true.
Why should a ghost with greater ghost power than you lie to lie to you? Only incompetent people love to lie!
So, what is the real story?
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng suddenly thought of the sleeping white crow outside the stone house, and asked: "As powerful ghosts, we can't get out of the strange circle, why can that flat-haired beast come and go freely and arrest me?"
"I'm also puzzled by this question," the crow still looked confused, "I can only tell the ghost crow to do anything during my stay here." Hey, where's my ghost crow? I haven't arranged for it to do anything yet. ”
"Is it?" said the poor ghost, touching his forehead, and with some panic, "he eats the flesh of the dead outside, and when he has eaten his fill, he has nothing to do, and is sleeping and dreaming on the ground." ”
"Sleep?" said the crow-peck in amazement, "this has never happened before! No matter how full and tired it is, it never sleeps! I have been with my ghost crow for billions of years, and I have never seen him lazy or sleep!"
"Ahh "This place is so weird that anything can happen." You are so diligent and willing to work, a ghost who eats ghosts and doesn't spit out ghost hair, aren't you also sleeping lazily and dreaming of spring?"
"I never have spring dreams, I fall in love with anyone, just ask the ghost crow to catch it!" The crow pecked the ghost sea Weiyang slowly, indicating that there was no superfluous opinion, "I want the ghost crow to invite you here, on the one hand, to treat my oral wounds, and on the other hand, to get rid of the strange and strange mysteries of this place, so that I can take me out." ”
"Rely on me to solve the puzzle?" said the poor ghost very funny, "I don't seem to have such a great ability. Thank you very much!"
"If you don't have the skills, I don't know who has the ability. The crow-said very earnestly, full of confidence in the poor ghost, "I thought about it for a while, and felt that you were the most qualified candidate—you are a genius among ghosts that you have rarely met in hundreds of millions of years." ”
From now on, you have to value yourself first, and you can't give up on yourself anymore and despise yourself.
It was meaningless to prevaricate politely, and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng simply accepted it calmly, and said with a big grin: "This kind of small problem, as long as I am happy, I can naturally solve it quickly." It's just that...... Just ......"
"What's it?" asked the crowpecker, "is there any condition? ”
Is there such a god? It's really Guan Yunchang's fart-he doesn't know how to blush.
It's really capable, catch the female ghost that Lao Tzu likes to chat with me - forgive you old crow pecking can't do it.
Of course, these words can't be said casually - if you affect the female ghost you like, it will be bad.
"I don't have a lot of qualifications, it's just ...... It's just that I'm hungry and don't have a mind for anything. As the poor ghost spoke, his stomach growled a few times, "Alas, my ghost has a problem: when he is hungry, he will lose his medical skills!"
"Tummy problems, it's not a big deal. The crow reached out and grabbed a handful to the side of the stone bed, and a stone was grabbed to the side, revealing a black cave, and then dragged a large plate of fried chicken legs out of the grotto, "My ghost crow is haunted, and he let him into the city a while ago, just in time for the exchange of mules and horses, and someone on the street sells this thing, so he brought it gently." ”
"Stolen? It's going to be even more delicious. As long as you have this thing, it's all right. The poor ghost smiled, took the plate, and didn't care about the heat or cold, and opened his mouth to chew it, like a strong cow eating grass.
Eating in his mouth, the poor ghost's heart was not idle, and he thought to himself: "That broken ghost has exalted me, and has become more and more polite to me, I have to break through the wonders of this place, I can't eat and drink, and I have ruined my reputation—my reputation has grown, and I am so fucking tired!"