Chapter 301

(What's that?,We've only touched a girl's hand.,Swollen can make people pregnant?,Rumors...... ）

"Didi, the knight pushed the 'Destiny Trajectory' without authorization, gave a warning in the eyes, and the rewards for this mission were offset! If you offend it again, you will be forcibly repatriated! ”

Taking off his helmet, Ye Ling shook the task launcher on his wrist, looked at the menu left on the table by Shixiang, and suddenly had a headache, now Shixiang is even more difficult to deal with than the Planning Bureau.

"I can't help it."

Holding a dozen long menus that could form a comic strip, Ye Ling walked into the kitchen worriedly.

That's right, it's a comic book! So far, Shika can only write her own name and is illiterate, so the menu she writes is a hand-drawn picture of the finished product, and tonight's menu is stacked to make it a thick comic book......

With so many ingredients, even two people can't move them back, not to mention that there are many materials that are not available in this world, it is estimated that Shika has drawn the menu of the day to comfort the wounded soul.

Of course you have to do it, but there are so many, Ye Ling will definitely not make all of them stupidly, just part of it, well, most of it, as long as there is soybean flour bread, the other ten spices should not be visible.

Nodding as if puffing up, he kicked out the fat fox who was approaching, Ye Ling reached out and wiped it on the stove, and the transparent cards were neatly arranged on it, each of which emitted a soft bluish light, forming a transformation array composed of light patterns, Ye Ling put his hand in it, and he was often able to take out very fresh ingredients. The source energy weapon can be eaten by removing the head and internal organs, it is very nutritious, and the protein is six times that of beef of the same quality~

Ahem. Shixiang's appetite is really too big, Ye Ling can still do it himself in the first few dishes, and after standing tired, he directly uses what he thinks, and as soon as his thoughts move, all kinds of kitchen utensils move by themselves, and he is busy in full swing. Ye Ling was responsible for bringing out the finished product.

Of course, a very long dining table is not enough, after it is full. Also occupies the kitchen cabinets.

"Whew, it's delicious, I didn't think Japanese food could be so delicious, I really ignored it before."

Ye Ling walked out of the kitchen with a plate of steamed fish. Suddenly, I heard the sound of "chirp, chirp". A cleanly dressed middle-aged man showed a mouthful of snow-white teeth, made a cheerful sound of eating, ate Ma Ma Xiang, and feasted on the position that originally belonged to the ten fragrances.

Ye Ling raised his eyebrows, a trace of unhappiness on his face, put the fish on the table, and then swept his sleeves, ready to take away the food on the table that had not been touched.

But. Motionless!

Ye Ling's ability seemed to suddenly fail, and he became an ordinary human being. That feeling of being in control of a qiē is gone away in an instant, and you can't even collect a few dishes, how can you still play this game?

"Little brother, don't be so stingy, don't you just eat something."

The middle-aged man raised his head and looked at Ye Ling's face squarely, nodded thoughtfully, and continued to eat with his head buried in the vegetables.

"Nod your sister's head, what kind of master is pretending? If you were really as sloppy as Hong Qigong, I would have slapped you to death earlier. ”

Ye Ling was too lazy to talk nonsense, sat on the wooden chair, hugged his hands to his chest, and said, "Say what you mean, invite me on behalf of the traverser company?" ”

Ye Ling didn't find the mission publisher on the wrist of this mysterious guy, and there was no doubt that he was a proper traverser company.

"It's a little narcissistic."

The middle-aged man's attention finally shifted from food to Ye Ling, and with a hint of helplessness on his ordinary and white face, he said: "Don't worry, I will never harvest in vain, of course, I have never paid selflessly." ”

"I'm still energy conserved! You think you're an Fullmetal Alchemist. ”

Ye Ling rolled his eyes angrily, his expression a little angry. Imagine, the food originally prepared for the cute girl paper was eaten by a big man who picked his feet, who can be in a good mood? What if Toka cries again......

Thinking of this, Ye Ling glanced at the room where Shixiang was, fortunately she went back to the game to level up (eat), and happily waited for Ye Ling to make dinner and call her.

"If you have a fart, if you weren't better than me, hum ......"

"Still a tsundere."

"Death!"

Ye Ling slapped the table, grabbed the legs of the table with both hands, and wanted to lift the table and paste his bear face, but it turned out that this was like dying on the ground for a long time, and he couldn't move no matter how he mentioned it.

"I'm grumpy."

The middle-aged man quickly stuffed a ball of pasta into his mouth, and said vaguely, seeing that Ye Ling really had a tendency to go berserk, he quickly stopped, put down his chopsticks, and his face became stern.

"When we first met, my name was ...... Oops, people are so old that they can't even remember their names, but many people call me 'Magic Book', and some people call me 'God of Trading', 'Mysterious Merchant' and the like, in short, it's a code name, you look at it, anyway, these are details. ”

Under Ye Ling's disgusted eyes, the magic guide book wiped the sauce left at the corner of his mouth with a clean sleeve, and the strange thing was that the sleeves of this product were still so clean and not dirty at all, which made Ye Ling's face better.

"Don't care about the things you say, you say a yarn, and if you leave the food money for the dead sales, hurry up and roll it for me."

With a flower in Ye Ling's hand, the legendary-level weapons in the imaginary world were directly embodied by him in the real world, exuding a harsh aura, easily cutting through the air.

"What does it mean to shine a knife?"

"Can't you shave your nails? Of course, if you want to eat a bully meal, I'm afraid you'll have to use it to cut something else. ”

Ye Ling said, his eyes looked down at the middle-aged man vigorously, and he could see that his heart was furious.

"Don't, since I found you, I will definitely make a deal with you, you can rest assured that this is absolutely equivalent to exchange, and I will not take advantage."

The magic guide book sweated in his head, and explained helplessly, and then asked, "You don't have anything you want now?" Want to do something? I've traveled through countless worlds, and you've seen the most bang for your buck, and you've got something you want to achieve......"

As he spoke, the magic guide book couldn't wait to rub his hands, his eyes flashed with essence, and he looked like a profiteer, completely out of line with equivalent exchange, fair trade, etc., it was as obscene as a mouse.

"What you want......

The weapon in Ye Ling's hand disappeared, his fingers supported his chin, his eyes kept scanning the "God of Trading" up and down, and said, "I want the ability to abuse you a hundred times, is it for sale?" ”

"Poof......

The teacup that the magic guide book got out of nowhere was directly smashed by himself, wiped his mouth a little embarrassed, and said, "Little brother, your thinking is really divergent, dare to ask you your surname?" ”

"Don't worry about the details, do you have one? Yes, you can. ”

"Not really."

"What a god of trading, leave the food money and hurry up to get out of me, get out to the end of your thoughts."

"I'm not a profiteer, there's really no ...... about this"

"Are there any you don't count in your heart, just become a mortal and let me fight a hundred times."

"Huh...... Hehehe, I'm so thirsty. ”

The magic guide book touched the teacup and took a sip again, and said with a straight face: "Say, say your wishes, I can help you achieve it, or if you want to know any information, you can avoid that just now." ”

The positive image of the magic guide book that has been managed with great difficulty, when it comes to the last sentence, it feels all shattered, and it is still so obscene.

"Intelligence......"

Ye Ling finally got up, to be honest, there were too many lumps in his heart, and he couldn't think of it for a while, and he didn't know which one to ask.

"Yes, yes! I also trade intelligence, you just said the traverser company, I have detailed information about them here, including several directors, and all the high-level information. ”

Ye Ling glanced at him disdainfully and said, "I want to know how I can beat you a hundred times, a hundred times." ”

“……”

Looking at the bitter gourd face of the Demon Guide Book, Ye Ling finally showed a satisfied smile, and then, with a trace of hesitation and hesitation, as well as the fear that he didn't want to face, he asked, "I want to know the information of a person, that person." ”

"Who?"

"Kirishima Dongka, where is she?"

Ye Ling unconsciously grabbed his trouser leg with both hands, if it weren't for the fact that this dress was made of source energy weapons, it would have turned into strips of rags. (To be continued......)