Hong Wu smiled, and didn't reach out to pick it up, he said: "We just met Qianyi by chance, and we can't stand Mr. Su's heavy gift." If Mr. Su must repay, why don't you help the three of us get an ID card. "The three of them don't have ID cards, and the hotels they stayed in last night were all not very formal hotels.

"ID card?" Su Jialuo thought that he had misheard, Hong Wu actually made such a strange request.

"That's right, it's not a secret, the three of us were smuggled over, so..." Hongwu was right, he himself crossed over, and the two brothers were transported to Hong Kong.

Su Jialuo saw that Hong Wu's eyes were clear, and he didn't look at the check again, knowing that he was a person who was indifferent to fame and fortune, and as for why he smuggled to Hong Kong, he wouldn't inquire.

"I happen to have a friend who is in the system, and I can help the three of them get it when I go back today."

Su Jialuo took a photo of Hong Wu and the three of them, recorded the basic information of the three of them, and after chatting for a while, he left with Su Qianyi, and gave Hong Wu a business card when he left, with a phone number and a temporary home address, and asked Hong Wu to call him tomorrow, and he would send someone to pick up the three of them.

As soon as Su Jialuo left, the sa mastiff began to shout: "I said Brother Wu, you modern people are really strange, this kind of thing called coffee is so bitter, and there are such people to drink it." ”

Hong Wu ignored him, drank coffee by himself, thinking about some things, isn't life just a cup of bitter coffee?

During this period, the sa mastiff went to the toilet, and when he came back, he continued to shout: "Brother Wu." You modern people are really extravagant, and the toilet is still made of porcelain, and the water will come out when you press it. But. What is the purpose of hanging a roll of blank paper on the wall, at first I thought it was a book..."

Hong Wu listened and suddenly felt a little wrong, and he tried to ask, "Do you poop or pee?" ”

"Poop, what's wrong?" The mastiff didn't understand why Hongwu suddenly asked this.

"And what do you wipe your ass with?" The corners of Hongwu's mouth twitched uncontrollably, the second thing of the sa mastiff wouldn't have wiped his ass...

"Hehe, I was still shown by Brother Wu, and I secretly wiped it with white paper. This white paper is really delicate, much more comfortable than the coarse paper of our time. The sa mastiff laughed, his facial features huddled together.

"That blank piece of paper is used to wipe your butt." Hong Wu felt that it was time for the two of them to popularize modern common sense.

"You modern people are really extravagant. Such a good white paper is actually used to wipe the ass..."

Time passed quickly, and it was noon all of a sudden, and the two foodies, Samastiff and Nie Hu, were already shouting that they were hungry, and Hong Wu was ready to take them to appreciate the style of modern food. I deliberately found a Western restaurant that looks high-end and high-end.

"Order yourselves." Hong Wu handed the menu to the two of them. The mastiff was very interested in eating, and he snatched the menu and salivated as he looked at the beautiful pictures on the menu.

"The modern menu is really beautiful, with such realistic pictures." The sa mastiff smacked his tongue.

"Little Er, I want a sour baked sweet potato fries with Italian green and red pepper rings, five salty baguettes in a baked fermented soup with peanut oil, and three Thai pearl fragrant rice with a sparkling yellow egg..."

"The modern little two are also called waiters." Hong Wu specially reminded them, so as not to make any jokes.

A fine dining restaurant is a fine dining restaurant. It's much faster than some small restaurants, and it takes half an hour to get all the dishes ready. The waiter pushed the dining cart to serve the food, and politely said, "Please use it slowly." "Su zhì is good.

But the three of them looked at the table full of dishes, how did they feel a little wrong.

"Waiter!" When the waiter came, the mastiff asked, "Waiter, did you serve the wrong dish?" ”

"No! This is the seventh table, and the ticket is also the seventh table. The waiter checked it and said.

"What about our Thai pearl rice with sparkling yellow eggs?" The mastiff asked again, and the waiter pointed to the three servings of golden egg fried rice on the table.

"What is the salty baguette of the selected peanut oil baked leavened soup?" The mastiff continued to ask, and the waiter pointed to the five crunchy fritters on the plate.

"Where's the sour-baked sweet potato fries with green and red pepper rings?" The waiter pointed to the plate of shredded potatoes. The mastiff asked about every dish, and the waiter pointed them out one by one.

Syllable! The sa mastiff slapped the table angrily, he felt that he had been deceived, and couldn't help but say angrily: "You are easy to bully when I am an ancient person, this is obviously egg fried rice, fried dough sticks, sour and hot potato shreds..."

"That's right, your names are Chinese, and the menu is Western." The waiter said with a smile.

"I'll call you Chinese and Western, call your shopkeeper quickly."

"It's the manager." Hong Wu added on the side.

After a while, a middle-aged man in a black suit walked over with a smile on his face, he bowed slightly, and then asked politely, "What is the problem with the guest?" ”

"Palm... Manager, I don't care about the names of your dishes here, but why is there such a big difference between the pictures on the menu and the actual ones? The mastiff's eyes were round, and he had a momentum that was not angry but crazy.

"Guest, please see." The manager opened the menu, and there was a line of small words in the lower left corner of each page: the picture is for reference only, please refer to the actual product. Just looking at the pictures, the two mastiffs didn't pay attention to this line of small print at all.

"This—" The sa mastiff was speechless.

"I see that a few customers are coming to our restaurant for the first time, how about we give another dish?" The manager said.

"What dish?" The sa mastiff asked.

"East Turkistan charcoal-roasted iron chisel spicy lamb." The manager replied with a smile.

"Speak human words!" The sa mastiff said angrily.

"Xinjiang mutton skewers..."

Although the menu of this Western restaurant with Chinese characteristics is a bit crumpy, the taste of the dishes is really good, which makes the three of them full.

As the saying goes: full of warmth and lust. After eating enough, Sa Mastiff and Nie Hu actually asked Hongwu Modern if there was a place like Lichun Garden.

"You want to prostitute yourself in the day!" Hong Wu scolded.

"Brother Wu, you don't understand what it's like to have sex without sex for four hundred years! Moreover, modern women are too shady, wearing such short pants and showing up on the street with half of their breasts exposed, we really can't stand it. "The mastiff has a handful of snot and tears, which is called a heartbreak.

In the end, Hongwu still did not resist the pleas of the two, but now the country has cracked down on such places, and you don't know how many sisters in Xiguan are unemployed, so Hongwu doesn't know if he can find it in Hong Kong.

"Three bosses, come in and wash your feet and press the motorcycle, we have good service here, excellent technology, absolutely you are satisfied!" The girl at the gate of the foot-washing city saw Hongwu and the three of them looking around, and immediately stepped forward to solicit customers.

"Are you regular here?" Hong Wu asked.

"Regular, absolutely formal, we are here in a green foot-washing city, and the country is exempt from inspection..."

"Regular? Who still goes to the regular! Hong Wu took the two of them and left without looking back, leaving only the welcome girl in the foot-washing city messy in the wind.

The three of them looked for an afternoon, and they didn't see an entertainment venue saying that they were informal, and after dinner, Hongwu and the three of them looked for a while, until nine o'clock in the evening, Hongwu saw the signboard of an entertainment venue.

"This is it!" Hongwu made a decision.

"Brother Wu, how do you know that this casino has special services?" The mastiff was crying, he was afraid that he would be disappointed again.

"Do you even need to think about it? Because this casino is called 'Kun Night'. Hong Wu glanced at the mastiff and walked in first.

"Boss, call some of your best girls here." Hong Wu chose a private room and asked the proprietress to send a few girls over.

After a while, three young ladies in their early twenties walked in outside the door, each tall, convex and backward, and relatively handsome.

"This is AHA, this is Aqing, this is Xiaoli, I don't know if the three bosses are still satisfied?" The proprietress introduced.

"Satisfied, satisfied!" The ** in the mastiff's eyes squirted out, and he nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice, eager to pounce on them immediately and correct them on the spot.

"The three of you are well with the three bosses." The proprietress gave a word of instruction and left the box.

"Hello boss!" "Hello boss!" "Cry and dig together!" The three girls greeted the three of them, but one of them was wearing a kimono in Oriental language.

"Oriental Witch!" The sa mastiff hated the Oriental people the most in his life, and he was about to rush up and beat her up but was stopped by Hongwu.

"If you hate the Orientals so much, why don't you conquer the women of their country in bed." Hong Wu Ti yì said.

"That's right!" Samastiff's eyes lit up, this is really a good way to have the best of both worlds, Samastiff called the Oriental girl named A-Qing over and let her sit on his body, he suddenly grabbed A-qing's kimono and tore it in half, causing A-Qing to scream.

"Boss, you're so rude!" Ah Qing said in Chinese, she also wore a white skirt inside, and a line of words was written on it: Teacher Cang is the world.

"Who is Teacher Cang?" The sa mastiff asked.

"Mr. Cang is an engineer who studies human inheritance behavior and movement, and has been personally studying this Tao for many years," A-Qing explained.

"Sounds amazing..."

The two girls also sat next to Hong Wu and Nie Hu respectively, half of their bodies snuggled up, the girl next to Hong Wu was named Xiaoli, twenty-four years old, and had been doing this for five or six years.

Hong Wu smelled a rotten breath from her, her life vitality had been almost consumed in the excessive sexual exercise, and if she was not carefully recuperated, she was afraid that she would not live to be fifty years old. (To be continued!)

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