Chapter 11: The Low-key Game God (9,000 Words)
Soon after, Dongfang Ming threw away all distractions and simply turned on the computer again, ready to play a rather interesting game. He is like this, although he will be entangled when he encounters trouble, he will give up after a short time and choose to do other things or relax himself.
At this time, he wants to play a game, which is almost the same as a certain competitive game on the earth, and the only difference is probably the agency. After all, not all parallel realms have the existence of the Penguin Empire.
Of course, if you go to Antarctica, you should still be able to meet penguins, and maybe the penguins will ask you if you want to charge some QB.
As for what game Dongfang Ming is playing at this moment, of course it is a game that deserves to be played for a lifetime, referred to as masturbation!
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In short, a game that can break up couples must be given thirty-two likes!
Perhaps, this is also one of the reasons why Dongfang Ming was an eleven (11) in his previous life.
Logging in to the game, the first thing Dongfang Ming did was not to start the game, but to click out all the information about adding friends. Only then did he choose the ranked game mode and prepare to continue scoring points.
But somehow, after waiting for about five or six minutes, Dongfang Ming still didn't match his teammates to enter the game.
Seeing this, Dongfang Ming decisively chose to cancel the ranking match. He knows very well that the longer he waits, the more unreliable his teammates and opponents will be, and those who are two or three ranks apart may also form a team and enter the game selection stage.
"Ding Dong!" But just after canceling the game, the information about adding friends that he hated came out again, and it was continuous, and four or five prompts appeared in the blink of an eye.
"Trouble." Turning off the information about adding friends that popped up one by one, Dongfang Ming couldn't help frowning.
After a while, Dongfang Ming found that he didn't seem to be able to keep up with the speed of adding friends that were faint, even if he desperately clicked the mouse to refuse, he couldn't stop the other party from continuing to apply for adding friends.
"!" In the end, Dongfang Ming couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, entered the game store and bought a name change card with the game point roll, changed his game name, and then began to clean up.
At this moment, Dongfang Ming looked at his empty friend column, feeling as if he was guarding the most pure land. It's not that he hasn't added other people's friends, but he can't stand those people, so he deleted all his friends.
Later, after pouring himself a glass of mineral water and drinking, Dongfang Ming sat back in the computer chair, but he didn't dare to continue to choose the ranking mode, but chose the matching mode that he had already stopped playing. Due to the name change, the old game name on the current ranking list will not be replaced immediately, so now Dongfang Ming can be quiet for a while, but if you go to play the ranked mode, then this new game name is easy to attract the attention of other players, and it will naturally be exposed at that time.
After waiting for more than ten seconds, a matchmaking match has already jumped out of the information bar, prompting that you can enter the selection stage of the game.
Sure enough, the matchmaking mode is fast enough......
Clicking into the game, Dongfang Ming hesitated slightly, but still chose the medium unit he was familiar with.
However, just as he was hesitating about which hero to use, a message suddenly appeared in the team's chat.
"2L Diamond Fox Mid Single." At the same time, the mid-laner position was also selected in seconds, and a hero named Nine-Tailed Demon Fox Ahri appeared in the box.
"Diamond God?!"
"Damn, what a god! Hug your thighs! ”
"Great God, how many diamonds are you?"
Immediately afterwards, the chat bar seemed to explode, and one message jumped from one message to another, some people questioned, some worshipped, and some asked......
In this regard, Dongfang Ming just smiled and said nothing, and silently chose the blind monk Li Qing and prepared to go to the jungle. Although there are five positions in this game, he usually doesn't play them on the lower road. As a single-row party, the lower road is really not suitable for him, and the lower road is either a husband and wife position, or a faggot position, so Dongfang Ming is not interested in inserting it.
"Fake, the jungler was robbed by 1L." As soon as the hero was chosen, a piece of information popped up, and it was obvious that this one intended to play jungler.
"Ah Xing, let's go down the road, let Ah Liang go and place an order." After a while, another message popped up in the chat. And the content of the speech also revealed that three people in this team were black.
"Okay, then I'll assist, you play ADC." Subsequently, the name of the game that just said that the jungler was robbed in the chat bar, replied to the base friend who opened the black together.
"Hmm."
As a result, the lineup of the team has also been determined, the jungler is blind, the top laner Timo, the mid laner Fox, and the bottom lane ADC Xiao Huang Mao plus auxiliary gems.
"Sure enough, the matching mode is still more reliable for entertainment." Looking at this pit dad lineup, Dongfang Ming was powerless to complain about anything. These three blacks are definitely the bronze primary school stage, otherwise they would definitely not choose these three heroes. Teemo, you can ignore it for now, it's definitely hard for elementary school students to play a good hero. And the little yellow-haired Ezreal, the original son, has long been weakened into a dog, and there is no one of the weakest ADCs in the current version! As for the gem knight, although the hero itself is okay, but with the little yellow hair is equivalent to a waste, it is estimated that it can only reflect what is called true love now.
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Next, the selection phase is over and the game begins, where both sides can see each other's lineups.
The blue side is Jace, Annie, Zhao Xin, Hammerstone, and Tucci (Mouse).
Glancing at the opponent's lineup, Dongfang Ming felt okay, but the meat was a little crispy, but the output was very high.
When his eyes swept over the lineup of his team, Dongfang Ming saw that there was a special box on the side of the fox's character map, shook his head slightly, and whispered in his heart: "Another showman." "In the game, each segment has a dedicated box, and these boxes can also be selected not to be displayed, so the average low-key player or low-segment player will not choose to show this special segment box.
After waiting for a while, both sides officially enter the game and buy their own equipment.
", we met a super elementary school student, this jungler has fought five hundred and fifty games, but the winning rate is only twenty-three ......percent" At this moment, Dongfang Ming had just bought equipment and ran out of the spring, but suddenly the voice channel in the game shouted.
At this time, the assistant who was robbed of the jungler position couldn't help but scold angrily: "Fake, it's a second selection stream elementary school student again." ”
After a while, the mid-laner fox, who had bought the equipment, also opened the auxiliary tools, confirmed the reality, and found that it was really as the above single Timo said, the data of this jungler blind man was extremely miserable, it was simply a fighter among elementary school students, and he completely pitted the existence of his teammates.
But despite this, the great god of the diamond segment was still full of confidence, and said arrogantly in the voice channel: "It's okay, it's just a primary school student, see how the great god takes you out of the pit." ”
After that, the great god was even more arrogant and ostentatious, typing a message in the group chat column: "On the other side, this great god will teach you how to behave immediately!" ”
After a while, five "hehe" popped up in the chat bar at the same time, and they didn't say anything to this arrogant god.
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On the other side, the voice channel of the blue team has blossomed.
"Ha Luha, a diamond segment dares to call himself a great god in front of the king, and wants to teach us to be human beings, it's really laughing to death." The player who chose the mouse as the ADC, after deliberately checking the game name of the fox that blew himself up as a god, kept talking in the voice channel with a big smile.
"Xiaolong, don't laugh, you are also a diamond god, why can't you call yourself a god." And Jace was chosen as the player on the list, who is very familiar with this mouse player, and the language is quite funny.
"Brother Li, please don't make trouble, I don't dare to call a big god in front of your old man." But after hearing this, the rat player did not express his dissatisfaction, but praised the other party. He still expects to have a lot of double rows with the other party, how can he be angry? The great god of the king segment is enough to take him, the diamond three, to the diamond one, and may even enter the king segment.
"Two great gods, how do you know that the fox on the other side of the road is a diamond?" At this time, Zhao Xin, who had just been in contact with the ranking for a short time, couldn't help but interject curiously. This game has a total of nine segments, in addition to the plastic group specially made by the player, the official real segment is only the strongest king, king, diamond, platinum (platinum), gold, silver, bronze, black iron these eight. However, in the game, these segments cannot directly know the way, especially the opposite team cannot get the opponent's game information from the game at all.
"Check, the auxiliary tool can check the player's information by the game name." Immediately, the player who used Jace replied.
"Oh, how about the other party's jungler blind, isn't it very powerful?" After receiving a reply, the player asked curiously again. As a jungler, he is naturally also very concerned about the strength of the opponent's jungler, and he is afraid of being brought up by the opponent.
Hearing this, the rat player with the auxiliary tools immediately replied: "Jungler? There is no need to check, the opponent's winning rate is only 23 percent, and it is obviously a big pit elementary school student. ”
"Ugh."
"Great God, what should I do if I can't beat the fox in the middle of the lane?" Seeing that the attitude of the two gods who met by chance was not bad, the fire female player who had been silent couldn't help but consult. A soft, crisp voice resounded through the voice channel, as if to inform the other four that she was a rare girl player.
"The fire girl has an advantage in fighting the fox, let the jungler cooperate with you before the sixth level, as long as you force the other party to flash, catch it once and die once, so don't be too afraid." Immediately, the rat player quickly replied, wanting to prove that he had a lot of experience in the game.
But as soon as the words fell, another great god came to slap his face, and said in a serious tone in the voice channel: "Xiaolong, don't say it so easily, although the fire girl has an advantage, but the two sides are not on the same level, sister, if you really can't beat each other, go on the road, I'll change with you." ”
"Well, the two great gods, thank you~" After the female player got the response, she quickly thanked her.
"No thanks, it's nothing, as long as you play more games, anyone will understand......" And this top single god is very good at talking, giving people a sense of modesty and politeness, but men understand, in fact, this just wants to hook up with a girl.
At the same time, a chime sounded in the game: "The enemy has thirty seconds to arrive on the battlefield and crush them!"
"It's finally about to start, Brother Li, let's compare this time, who will be the first to get a blood first!" Taking advantage of this, some unhappy mouse players challenged the king god.
"Good!" Naturally, the Jace player is not afraid of a diamond player, and he has long regarded the opposite team as a dish, especially if the other party is still a Timo, the real ATM has wood!
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"Really, wouldn't you be a little more low-key?" Dongfang Ming, who was sitting in front of the computer, saw the fox's speech record in the chat bar, and muttered to himself, feeling a little helpless. Judging from the other party's reply, the players on the blue side are obviously not afraid of this diamond god, and this god has self-detonated the segment, which is equivalent to leaking his game information to the other side, and will definitely be targeted. If this great god can pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, maybe he can take it by surprise and get some advantages, but now it would be good if he didn't collapse.
If you really don't die, you won't die, so why don't you understand?
Dongfang Ming, who was quite helpless, sighed slightly, and simply didn't start blue, and directly controlled the character to run to the red BUFF monster, ready to get up red and catch a wave of the opponent's jungler.
At this time, the Timo player, who went straight to the road, was also very speechless when he saw that this pit cargo jungler ran to the red BFF, and he didn't want to go down the road to help the jungler.
However, in order to prevent this jungler from making a dramatic scene of being killed by wild monsters, he simply controlled Teemo to run to the red buff, and typed a paragraph in the chat bar, saying, "Blind, I'll help you down." ”
"Well, thank you." In the face of this kind teammate, Dongfang Ming naturally would not refuse, so he thanked him in the chat bar.
The game time was one minute and fifty-five seconds, and the lizard elder who held the red BUFF refreshed on time, and Dongfang Ming decisively used the punishment, preparing to use it early and cool it down early, so that he could grab the opponent's BUFF.
As a result, Dongfang Ming never expected that after this Timo began to learn poisonous shooting, he attacked twice and didn't leave, and he helped him click a few more times, and only returned to the line under his warning.
So, tragedy happened, Elder Lizard was accidentally poisoned by Timo Sauce, and the blind man controlled by Dongfang Ming not only did not get the BUFF, but also lost a lot of experience, and could not be promoted to the second level at all.
At this moment, although Dongfang Ming has a thousand words in his heart, it is not as good as one sentence: "Grass and mud horse!" "It's a good time. It's okay if other jungler heroes lose red, but heroes like the blind don't have a red buff at the beginning, and they almost can't play rhythmically.
And the player who controls Timo didn't say anything when he saw that there was an extra BUFF on his body, but he laughed secretly in his heart, the pit goods are really pit goods, so they can pick up a BUFF.
At the same time, the Jace player who was on the list saw that there was a red buff on Timo, who was slowly going online, and said in the voice channel that the red of the opponent's jungler was taken by Teemo, and it has been completely abolished, so let the jungler on the other side help the middle lane or catch the opponent's jungler.
Wanting to cry without tears, Dongfang Ming was really speechless and died, so he could only honestly clear the two little monsters first, and then run towards the other party's blue BUFF.
Now, he must carry out the original plan, after all, if he changes the plan, it will hurt the blind man who has not reached the second level, and the rhythm will be disrupted, so it is better to fight once.
Soon, controlling the blind man to come to the opponent's wild area, Dongfang Ming took advantage of the fact that the other party had not yet come, and inserted a jewelry eye in the partition wall, preparing to take advantage of the other party's dissatisfaction with the blue blood to rob the blue and kill people.
After waiting for a while, when the summoner's skill punishment was still five seconds away, Zhao Xincai, who was in the jungle on the other side, slowly came to the blue BUFF, obviously after brushing a wave of wild monsters.
Seeing that this chrysanthemum letter, who had just swallowed red medicine with two-thirds of his blood, arrived first with a move, and then the gun came out like a dragon and began to fight the ancient golem, Dongfang Ming was relieved.
Taking the opportunity, Dongfang Ming also controlled the blind man to go around to the BUFF grass, waiting for the critical moment......
On the way, after the jungler Zhao Xin also used the punishment early, when the blood volume was only half left, Dongfang Ming decisively punished and took out the blue BUFF, and instantly reached the second level to learn a new skill, and attacked the opponent with a nearby body flat A, and hit a heavenly thunder break and heavenly sound wave.
After that, after Zhao Xin handed over the death flash, Dongfang Ming made up for the echo attack, got a blood, and completed a single kill!
At the same time, the players in the game were stunned, they didn't expect this situation to happen, this big pit was able to get the first blood!
Coincidentally, this must be a coincidence!
After the three gods were stunned, they felt that this was probably the other party's shit luck, and they just seized the opportunity to take this blood.
"Zhao Xin, how did you die?" However, Jace asked the jungler with more concern.
"I was caught by the other party while I was playing blue...... "The jungler explained.
"Well, be careful next time." Hearing this, Jace did not blame his teammates for being careless, but comforted him. At the same time, he thinks that this should be a coincidence, after all, this kind of starting to throw BUFF to catch the jungler is not a choice that ordinary players can make, even if it is a segment like him, he will not casually try to catch the opponent's jungler if he loses the BUFF, after all, the first level to the second level is equal to looking for death. Of course, he ignored a premise, if the opponent is a rookie, he can actually try to catch a wave, anyway, he has already lost, and it is acceptable to lose a little more......
But then again, high-level players can lose buffs wherever they start, and this buff is still earned by teammates......
"Great God,I'm sorry.,I'm hanging up ...... too" Just finished asking.,Another prompt appeared on the game interface.,And the mid-laner girl is also talking in the voice channel.。
Just now, she was stunned for a while, and was seized by the other party's fox, consumed a lot of blood, and then connected to the ignition, and was flashed to catch up with Ping A twice and hung up.
"......" Then, the great god Jace was silent for a few seconds before he slowly said softly: "You come on the road." ”
After the words fell, the great god immediately took advantage of the gap when he had just reached the third level to consume the form of the other party's Teemo, and then switched forms to take away the heads of millions of people in a wave, and got a fresh red BUFF.
Back in the city, change to the middle lane, the king god relied on the advantage of the red BUFF to stick to the fox and switch the melee form to die. Jace has two sets of form skills before level six, and the damage is extremely high, as long as you seize the opportunity, it is generally no problem to take one set directly.
At the same time, Zhao Xin died again, and was caught dead in the wild area......
"Zhao Xin, you ......" Seeing the following prompt, the great god was also a little speechless, why did he die again.
"I'm sorry, I just wanted to go up and catch Teemo, but I didn't expect the grass to be blind......" Zhao Xin explained again.
"God, I'm sorry, I'm dead again......" Then, the girl's voice sounded in the voice channel again, and the hint that Anne had been killed also appeared.
Watching the blind man with the game name [I Don't Want a Girlfriend] get a double kill, Jace finally understood one thing. That is, I remember someone once said: "If you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate!"
These two teammates are really pitiful! It's so hard to drive!
At the same time, Dongfang Ming controlled the blind man to return to the spring, and bought new equipment, an eye stone, a long sword, and a few bottles of red medicine.
"This blind man must be too lucky." The fox had just come back to life and walked out of the spring, and when he found that the blind man had obtained a double kill, he inevitably muttered something in his heart. He remembered that the blind man was standing in the grass and went back to the city in the grass, but he actually bumped into the two-level chrysanthemum letter, got the head of the other party, and cooperated with Timo to receive the head of the fire girl who came to support.
"Great god, I was arrested in the wild area...... After a while, Zhao Xin, who came to the wild area after resurrection, was caught by the blind man before he had time to brush up.
Less than three seconds after the words fell, a hint that Zhao Xin had been killed appeared in the game.
"Dead again......" Just as he was about to control Jace to go to the wild area, the great god of the king segment found that Zhao Xin was dead, and the blind man had also disappeared from the map.
"Finally killed the little yellow hair, this gem is really annoying!" After a few seconds, he concentrated on the rat god who was about to blow up the opponent's lower path, and after several attritions, he finally killed the opponent's Ezreal. Originally, he had a few chances to kill Little Yellow Hair, but that gem either gave him a control or gave Little Yellow Hair a boost of health. It can be said that if it weren't for the other party throwing the control on his assistant this time, then he might not be able to kill Xiao Huangmao.
After taking two trips to the tower, calmly completing the forced killing under the tower, the diamond god who controls the rats, before he could rejoice, a figure suddenly appeared in his sight, and a celestial sound wave hit the hero Tucci, and then flew over and took its life.
All this happened so suddenly that the auxiliary hammer stone did not react, and the mouse was already hanging.
So,Next, the auxiliary must also die.,Don't talk about the blind man's pursuit ability with a red BUFF and flashing and touching the eyes.,And it's only a three-level.,How can the hammer stone that has just handed over the skill run away.,
So, the blind man once again completed the double kill, got two head money, and cleared a wave of troops and returned directly to the city.
At this time, Dongfang Ming's blind man is the same as the level of the mid-laner Jace, and he is the highest level five on the field!
At the same time, in an Internet café, a young man looked at the prompt on the screen [I don't want a girlfriend] to complete the double kill, and subconsciously took a cold breath and said in his heart: "Not good! This blind man is getting up! ”
"Hell yes! Isn't this blind man a schoolboy? At the same time, in a luxuriously decorated bedroom, the young man sitting in front of the computer couldn't help but shout.
went home and updated his equipment, Dongfang Ming looked at the results of both sides, three to seven, two Jace on the other side and one mouse. And here he took six heads, one of the mid-laner foxes.
"Such a poor start, the result is still the rhythm of beating children, alas......" Turning off the score information column, Dongfang Ming shook his head slightly and sighed. Originally, he thought that he would play, but the gap between the two sides was too obvious, and he couldn't play normally at all.
When controlling the blind man to walk out of the spring again and run towards the middle road, Dongfang Ming couldn't help muttering: "It's not interesting, it's still fun to beat professional players and the strongest king players." "When he came to this world, he didn't know what kind of changes had taken place in his body. Reflexes, awareness. Mental arithmetic and other aspects have improved several times, don't play the game too easily, in the previous life, he had the most diamond level in the world, and now he is a professional player, and once there is an advantage, it is the rhythm of beating. Well, although the ratings in the game are a bit different, the levels on both sides are actually about the same.
Seeing that the blood volume of Party B's fox was less than half, and it had just been promoted to level five, Dongfang Ming simply controlled the blind man hiding in the grass in the middle lane. According to this amount of blood, the other party Jace will kill the fox 100%, especially if the other party is quite good at playing, and if he doesn't take the opportunity to gain an advantage before the fox reaches six, it is a big fool B. When the fox is a hero at level six, it is a qualitative change, and if he doesn't play an advantage, he will easily be overtaken. Of course, this is based on the fact that the fox can play, otherwise the fox of the elementary school student should send it honestly.
Sure enough, a few seconds later, Jace hit the fox with a long-range form skill, causing its blood line to reach one-sixth, so he decisively switched forms, and rushed forward with the effect of acceleration, preparing to directly kill the fox who did not flash at level 5.
Using a flash to dodge the opponent's charm under the tower, Jace kills the stunner Ahri with a single hammer and takes her second blood.
But before Jace could get out of the tower's attack range, a figure ran out of the grass, intervened in the support, and a sonic wave flew out, predicting his position and successfully hitting Jace.
Suddenly, the player controlling Jace suddenly changed his face, and he weakly let go of the mouse and gave up struggling. Jace is certain to die, and there is no need to do anything.
As the prompt for Jace to be killed appeared on the screen, the rat player switched back to the game, shouting in the voice channel: "Nima, this blind man is the first passerby king of the national server, and he meowed to change his ID to abuse vegetables!" "After he was killed just now, he felt that something was wrong, and the operation of this blind man was not used by ordinary players at all, so he also cut out of the game, returned to the computer desktop, and used auxiliary software to check the name of the game.
As a result, it's okay not to look at it, but I was shocked when I saw it, and the information of this product actually showed that it ranked first, and as long as you think about it carefully, the name of the other party's game is similar to the original national service No. 1 passerby king [I want a girlfriend]! It's just that I don't want a girlfriend anymore......
"What! The first passerby king of the national service! Was the passerby king who was officially canonized yesterday? In an Internet café, a young man with headphones shouted in dismay. He was completely stunned, and it can be said that he never dreamed of meeting such an opponent in a match.
"The king of passers-by who was consecrated yesterday?"
"The first passer-by king of the national service? The mysterious passerby king who only took twenty days to become the first in the national uniform? ”
"Damn, the first passer-by king of the national service, who met him? Labor and management can't add his friends! ”
“……”
Suddenly, there was a commotion in the Internet café.
"I'm not playing, you can continue." The diamond god who revealed the identity of the other party's blind man was very simple, and directly said in the channel that he would not play and hang up.
This national service first passer-by king,Famous bad character,Although he never sprays people or shows off,But he abuses you without discussion,Many high-end players and professional players have been abused,It's better to hang up or surrender when you meet him.,The province was abused out of the shadow.,Give up this not bad game.。
In addition, I haven't heard of anyone daring to hang up his machine again, and the reason for this, the players who are masturbating all know that this passerby king retaliates is really not an ordinary madness. Those who dared to hang up with others in the past no longer want to touch this game.
But let's be honest, players are actually very happy to see a top player hang up on this passerby king, because it will be a lot of fun. For example, a video of so-and-so being beaten and abused will immediately appear on the Internet......
"I'm not playing anymore......"
"Well, I'm not going to play anymore......"
At the end of the seven minutes of a game, the Blue team hangs up and does not appear online. The notoriety of the first passer-by king of the national service, they have heard of it.
Seeing that all the people on the other party's three routes disappeared, the three players on the purple side, Timo, Little Yellow Hair, and Jewel, couldn't help but feel a trace of doubt, and cautiously shrank back, afraid that the other party would appear together to catch him.
The player who controlled the fox was scolding angrily in the voice channel at this time, accusing the blind man of selling himself.
In the words of this great god, the blind man could have come out in advance to cooperate with him to kill the other party, but the blind man never came out, but waited for him to die before coming out to get the head.
In this regard, Dongfang Ming said hehe. If he can really kill this Jace with a flash, he doesn't have to squat, just go up and catch it, but even if he does that, there is only one ending, that is, the fox is replaced, and the other party may run away, after all, the other party has a flash, and the fox's blood volume is too low.
But despite this, Dongfang Ming still didn't say anything, and the reason was very simple, he never said it in his voice.
In the end, he only replied with two words, hehe.
"Great god, can you go out of the city to add a friend?" After a while, the fire girl who was waiting for the dismantled base suddenly sent a message in the group chat bar.
"Trash, not interested." Immediately, a message appeared in the chat bar, but the person who replied was a mid-laner fox, and the game was called "Labor is Cow".
"There's something wrong with you, right, I'm not talking to you, who are you scolding!" Seeing that this message was not from a blind man, but from the fox who was blown up, the player girl couldn't help but reply angrily.
"Grass mud horse, labor and management just scold you, a colored pen, who else is the god here besides me? Are you a penman? Soon, the already unhappy fox player immediately regained his confidence, his mouth was dirty, and he scolded indiscriminately.
After the female player was scolded, she didn't scold the other party, and simply mocked: "Hehe, you're still a god, don't you pee and take a picture first?" ”
"Fox, I thought you were a tease, but now I admit that I was mistaken, you are a bad pen at all!" And the auxiliary hammer stone of the purple side, seeing that the girl was being bullied, couldn't help but reply.
"You diamond five, you dare to call yourself a god, alas, it's really the world is declining, and there are more and more bad pens." Immediately after, the rat player also sent a message. To be honest, he is really depressed, if it weren't for the fact that there was a real god on the other side, then they would be able to teach this pseudo-god how to be a dog every second.
"Damn, you are really arrogant, if labor and management were not caught by the gods, then your chrysanthemum would have been stabbed by labor and management!" Seeing this, the Zhao Xin player, who was very injured, couldn't help but reply.
"Don't say it, this fox is a real pen, and I still don't know that there is a real god in my team." The young man in the Internet café snatched back the computer that was dominated by others before speaking leisurely, while the other onlookers nodded and praised. This fox is indeed not an ordinary stupid.
"This blind man is a great god, hehe, what are you kidding, a guy with a win rate of only 23% is a great god, it's so fucking funny, treat labor and management as fools, right?" At this moment, this fox player still doesn't want to believe that this blind man is a great god.
This message appeared in the chat bar, and the five people on the blue side were speechless, and they really didn't know what to say about each other.
"Alas, you are really hopeless, the crowd of onlookers knows that this blind man is a great god, go and check the name of other people's games, otherwise you will really become the number one evil pen in the Smecta universe." In the Internet café, a young onlooker snatched the keyboard and replied to the stupid player on behalf of the blue side.
"In addition, as a crowd of onlookers, I'm very merciful to tell you one thing, this god's account is bought, and the level is brushed by others in the matchmaking mode, so unfortunately in the matchmaking mode, it seems that this match will be the first win, and your bad pen behavior will also be recorded in history, congratulations, bad pen." Of course, the onlooker did not reply and gave up, but playfully gave the other party the truth that he did not know.
A young man in a luxurious bedroom was stunned for a moment when he looked at the information in the chat bar, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that he cut out the game screen, opened the game's auxiliary software, and entered the game name to view the game information.
I saw that the total number of matchmaking patterns displayed on the screen was 420 times, with zero wins and 420 losses. The total number of matches in qualifying mode is 130, with 127 wins and 3 losses.
Looking at this information, the young man subconsciously raised his hand and pinched his face and said to himself: "Liar, right? ”
"Alas, you guys really are, why do you remind me of that pit seller again." Seeing that the chat bar was very lively, Dongfang Ming couldn't help but take a bite, saying that he was a little unhappy. When he bought the account, he was indeed cheated, and he was very speechless, but for the sake of the other party's face of giving a few skins, he still agreed to buy this account.
"Great God, please thigh!"
"Great God, can you add a friend?"
Seeing the blind god who had not spoken all the time bubbling out, everyone naturally wanted to hug their thighs and brush their rankings, so they spoke out one after another.
"Bad ......" At the same time, Dongfang Ming also noticed a very sad story. The name of his game was changed for nothing......
ps: 9,000 words big chapter, in fact, I didn't expect to write so long, I was originally going to have a maximum of 5,000 words, but I couldn't stop how to break it, so I just went to the big chapter. As a result, there is no time for the old book to be updated, alas, it is really a big deal.
ps2:The author I know today and the post bar update group made a fuss.,Actually, some people should also know.,Which author I won't say.,Anyway, I'm definitely partial to the author.,Those update groups,I can only hehe.,Anyway, I choose to manage the post of this book myself.,I can't stand those update groups.。 In fact, in a sense, the pirated network is better than the update group, at least they have to subscribe to the novel if they want to take the material, and the update group says that what subscription is hand-made, but everyone who understands it will hehe, copy and paste directly from the pirate network, you know. Of course, not all of them will not subscribe, but copy-paste is absolute, and who can get a hand-hit in five minutes with a 10,000-word chapter? It means that the update group can be copied and pasted. In fact, these are not the most annoying.,Personally, I'm not opposed to watching pirated copies.,But it's really annoying to take advantage of others.,For example, adding recommendations to other novels in the updated chapter.,You know.,Advertising,You can get money.。 Well, I'll admit it, I saw a push book in the update of the last novel in the post bar, but I didn't push the novel that didn't have anything to do with me at all. In addition,Say a sad topic.,After the update team intervenes in the post.,It looks like trolls will appear.,This has been proven.,I really hate those trolls who directly insult the author himself and his family.,It's not a quality problem anymore.,It's unbearable! Please don't believe some Baidu Encyclopedias, you know that it can be modified or written. Uh, it's dark again, it's almost five o'clock, let's go to bed honestly, don't die.