Chapter 51: Burning Incense
Shen Xu screamed miserably, and threw the puppy out, the puppy seemed to be a nest, but the action was extremely sharp, a churn in the air, landed steadily, and did not look at Shen Xu, ran to Wang Xiaohu's side and rubbed it, very affectionate.
Shen was annoyed and ashamed, and ran over to kick the puppy with a scolding attitude, but was pushed aside by Wang Xiaohu, and said, "What are you doing with such a little thing?" It's not sensible, and neither are you? ”
William Lin also came over and patted Shen Xu's shoulder and persuaded: "You are a bald donkey who knocks on the widow's door and digs a single's grave, even God can't stand it, the thunder didn't kill you, it doesn't matter if you are bitten by a dog, this is a difficult ...... you can't dodge."
Shen scolded and scolded angrily, but Wang Xiaohu was protecting the puppy, and he didn't dare to really go up and kick it, Wang Xiaohu didn't bother to pay attention to him, identified the direction, and walked for almost an hour before returning to the residence, the puppy was also smart, and kept following Wang Xiaohu, timid, but he didn't dare to approach.
When he arrived downstairs, the puppy was still following him, Wang Xiaohu couldn't help but sigh, stood up and said to the puppy: "We're home, don't follow you, it's not that we don't support you, we are all big men, we don't have time to serve you such a little thing, it's better for you to find a girl, you can't be wrong, you must be more careful than us." ”
"Year, year, year......" The puppy's barking is very weird, not a Wangwang call, but a fish bone stuck in the throat...... Wang Xiaohu looked at it and looked at it strangely pitiful, even if it looked deformed, his voice was not good, and he couldn't help but shake his head.
The little black dog seemed to understand Wang Xiaohu's words, his mouth was pursed, and tears flashed in the corners of his eyes, seeing this, he covered his injured hand, walked to Wang Xiaohu's side, and whispered to him: "Adopt, the black dog is psychic, if the house is not clean, it will work to sprinkle some black dog blood." ”
Wang Xiaohu glanced at Shen Xu, and knew that he remembered the revenge of the puppy biting him, and wanted to find an opportunity to retaliate, but his heart was moved, folklore, saying that the black dog is a strong body of yin and yang, so the ghost is afraid of the black male dog, afraid of the blood of the black male dog, and afraid of the teeth of the black male dog. The dog is called a pioneer in the zodiac, is righteous, has yin and yang eyes, and can see ghosts... And ghosts have souls and souls, and they are black, so they can't see black things! The black dog is two glowing eyes in front of the ghost...
And dog blood is the bloodiest, and the fishy smell belongs to the lungs, the lungs belong to gold, and the ghost soul belongs to wood, Jin Kemu, so the ghost is afraid of the black male dog's blood.
Ordinary ghosts will greatly reduce their power when they encounter the blood of a black dog. Black dog blood can not only break ghosts, but also break all kinds of spells. Sorcery! Dogs don't bark at night for no reason, dogs bark wildly, it must be because the dog sees something that people can't see, and the dog can protect himself when he sees it, the key is that the dog's teeth have the power to deter evil. Because dog teeth can also ward off evil spirits, and black dog teeth are the best. Those unclean things are afraid of dogs because the dog's teeth have aura, and the dog's teeth are yang.
Whether it's true or not, anyway, many people believe it, and Wang Xiaohu doesn't believe that such a gadget can catch ghosts and ward off evil spirits, if it is really so powerful, what do you want to do with a monk? But the little black dog in front of him is very clever, if there is still an abnormality in the house, the little black dog barks a few times at the critical moment, and it is good to be prepared.
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaohu beckoned to the little black dog, the little black dog's eyes lit up, and he ran to the soles of his feet to rub against him, which is also strange, the little black dog didn't recognize anyone, William Lin greeted him, ignored him, tilted his head, and looked very awesome, but he just recognized Wang Xiaohu. Shen Xu said that this is a gathering of people and groups, dogs and Wang Xiaohu......
Wang Xiaohu squatted down, touched the long black hair of the little black dog, and sighed: "Since you recognize me, then be a companion, but I don't have meat for you to eat, if you meet a good person who is willing to take you in that day, you can leave at any time, is this okay?" ”
"Every year...... responded to him with two pitiful cries.
Wang Xiaohu picked up the puppy, the three of them went back to the residence, put down the things they bought, sat on the sofa together and looked at the little black dog stunned, the dog was brought home, there must be a name, and the dog can't bark, but the three of them have no culture, I don't know what to call it.
After a long time, Shen Xucai said with a slump: "Why don't you call it Black Tiger." ”
"Fuck your uncle, it's better to call Shenxu his father, I think this name is good, come to Shenxu and his father, call me twice!" Wang Xiaohu teased the puppy, and the puppy was really sensible and interesting, and barked twice every year, which made Wang Xiaohu and William Lin Ha laugh.
Shen was anxious, I was really afraid that Wang Xiaohu and William Lin would really call the puppy this name from now on, and said fiercely: "The poor monk can be black, if you really want to call this name, don't blame the sprinkler family for stewing dog meat!" ”
Even if Wang Xiaohu and William Lin are unreliable, they will not give the little black dog such a nondescript name, and they thought about it for a long time, what is Xiaohei, Fuwa's ...... After a lot of them, they all felt dissatisfied, and the last thing was that Wang Xiaohu thought that there was a dog called Wangcai in the Supreme Treasure in the Journey to the West, and he smiled and said to the puppy: "Just call you Wangcai, right?" ”
Year after year......
"Hey, you agreed, Wangcai! Let's call and listen. ”
"Every year......
The little black dog looked very dissatisfied, the little head shook non-stop, Wang Xiaohu didn't care about him, he was called Wangcai, this reputation was auspicious, teasing the little black dog, William Lin and Shenxu felt bored, yawning, Wangcai didn't seem to be quite adaptable to the new environment, always trembling, Wang Xiaohu thought he was hungry, and there was nothing to eat at home, so he thought about making a bowl of noodles for Wangcai.
The noodles were Master Kong's beef noodles, which smelled very fragrant, Wang Xiaohu put the bowl on the ground and greeted: "Wangcai, it's time to eat!" ”
Wangcai heard him greet him, trotted over and sniffed vigorously at the bowl of steaming instant noodles, a dog's face suddenly became ugly, his brows were furrowed, and he twisted his head to the side, as if there was not a bowl of fragrant noodles in front of him, but a pile of dog shit.
Wang Xiaohu's face suddenly became ugly, and he reprimanded: "Wangcai, don't put on your face, I usually don't want to eat this noodles, I soaked you today, what do you still dislike?" I'm not a rich second generation who buys you canned food every day, do you eat it? As he spoke, he wanted to use force and stuff Wangcai's dog head into the bowl.
Wang Xiaohu is so domineering, William Lin couldn't stand it anymore, and said to him: "Xiaohu, hurry up and ask the god of the stove to go to bed early, don't toss the dog at night!" ”
Wang Xiaohu then remembered that he still had something to do, threw the noodle bowl into the bathroom, threw the little black dog in and closed the door, and then found the statue of the god of the stove that was already a little wrinkled, and first went to the kitchen to find the god of the stove, and used scotch tape to stain the four corners.
In ancient times, it was very troublesome to invite the god of the stove, and you could not eat meat and meat three days in advance. Clean the house the first day, everyone in the family bathes and cleans, please put it in the kitchen after the stove prince comes home, but it can't face the direction of the kitchen door, depending on the layout and orientation of your kitchen. Prepare the incense, candles and candies on offering, burn incense and worship, and ask the king of the stove to bless the prosperity of the house. At least a pair of incense candles, a bunch of incense, a fruit plate, and a plate of sugar cakes.
Now it's not so particular, but Wang Xiaohu still follows what Yuan Zhongtang taught, and placed a wine cup and a pair of chopsticks under the stove god seat. It is said that it is the stove god position, but in fact, it is the tile wall on the side of the gas canister, and then in front of the stove, the computer table that made the incense case last time was placed, and six dishes of things were placed, namely bean bags, rice cakes, apples, oranges, peanuts, and walnuts.
The next thing is to put incense candles, there is no empty space on the computer desk, and bring two small wooden stools, put two red candles, and a teacup filled with rice, which is regarded as an incense burner. I found a bottle of two pots, poured the wine, lit incense and candles, and then bowed three times.
The kitchen is not big, as soon as it is placed, it is basically full, and there are no three people on their knees, Wang Xiaohu is afraid that William Lin and Shenxu will be lazy, so let him worship first, Shenxu first knelt on the ground and respectfully kowtowed three heads, and muttered that the king of the stove would keep him safe, and make a fortune at the beginning of the year, and the requirements were quite a lot, and he muttered for three or five minutes before standing up, followed by William Lin, who also kowtowed three heads, muttering blessings and the like, and Wang Xiaohu was the last.
Wang Xiaohu cleaned up his clothes, knelt down respectfully, kowtowed three times, folded his hands, and prayed silently there, which was nothing more than praying for the safety of the family house and a smooth and prosperous year...... is religious, behind him William Lin dragged him, Wang Xiaohu is called an annoyance, worship God to be pious, what is the drag at this time?
couldn't help but look at William Lin coldly, William Lin stared at a pair of blue eyes, a look of horror, and pointed to the three incense sticks on the teacup filled with rice, Wang Xiaohu looked in the direction of his finger, and saw three long incense sticks for the gods, less than one-third of the effort had been burned, and he couldn't help but be stunned, this incense burned too fast, right?
When burning incense, it is generally one or three, the meaning of one incense is single-minded, that is, burning incense, you have to have a sincere heart, you must burn incense with your heart, as the so-called "thousands of incense, ten thousand incense, the heart has no integrity and empty incense", three incense means to pray for yourself, when offering to the Buddha, each incense means to be: law, Buddha, Sangha, when offering to God, it means: heaven, God, earth. This is the meaning of the three-pillar incense.
Generally speaking, a stick of incense burns for half an hour, that is, an hour, Wang Xiaohu's three incense sticks are bought by picking up expensive and good ones, and no matter how bad it is, it has to be burned for forty-five minutes, but from the point to the present, it is only ten minutes, how can the incense burn so fast?
What made him feel even more incredible was that under his gaze, the three incense sticks in the teacup suddenly burst into a burst of light, like a cigarette butt that had been slammed by someone.