The first time I performed 'Wood Escape', I stunned everyone, and I felt incredible, and I was fascinated for a while. After coming back to my senses, I asked the village chief what kind of illness his son Xiaohu had, and the village chief finally told me. The village chief said that almost half a month ago, his son Xiaohu suddenly fainted at night.

The village chief took Xiaohu to the clinic in the neighboring village for examination, and the village doctor said that he was anemic, and he had been injected for two days, but it did not work at all, and Xiaohu's spirit became more and more sluggish, and it was also accompanied by a low-grade fever. The village doctor was helpless, so the village chief took Xiaohu to the big hospital in the city, first did various routine examinations, and felt that it might be leukemia, but after the bone marrow aspiration, the hematopoietic function is normal.

Xiaohu was sent to the intensive care ward for observation, and came up with a shocking result, that is, as long as it was ten o'clock in the evening every day, Xiaohu's body would lose blood inexplicably! The expert group from Jinan couldn't find out the cause of the blood loss, so they could only give him a blood transfusion, but it didn't work at all, and the blood transfused into Xiaohu's body was like steaming. The hospital also did not recruit it, saying that Xiaohu suffered from a rare blood system disease, which may be related to genetics. The hospital told the village chief that Xiaohu would not live long, and asked him to take it home to prepare for the funeral.

"Every night, blood loss at 1 to 10 o'clock?" I asked with a frown.

"Hmm—" The village chief nodded dejectedly.

"What about this bride, what's going on?" I pointed to the woman's corpse.

The village chief said that after returning from the hospital, seeing that his son was getting weaker and weaker day by day and would die soon, he suddenly wanted to marry his son with a yin and yang family, so he found Zhao Yinyang in the village, that is, the yin and yang gentleman who presided over the yin and yang marriage just now, and asked him to see if there was a suitable family. Within two days, Zhao Yinyang brought the news, saying that the daughter of a family in the mountainous area had died, and she was buried, and within a few days of the burial, the other party agreed to marry her daughter to Xiaohu, but the bride price was very high. The village chief said that money was not a problem, so he immediately gave the money to Zhao Yinyang, and early this morning, Zhao Yinyang took the body. The village chief had already ordered paper money and paper objects, and Zhao Yinyang said that when he was still three miles away from the village, he would start to sprinkle paper money and burn paper, and he would have to sacrifice when he came to the entrance of the village before he could bring the corpse into the village. The village chief said that he had been waiting at the entrance of the village, and after the female corpse was picked up, he just looked at his face and let Zhao Yinyang pull it away, as for the female corpse missing a hand, he didn't know at all...

"What, young man, is my son really in trouble?" The village chief asked.

"I feel that it should be, in this case, let's go back first, I will go back and get the magic weapon, and go to your house to break it off for your son..."

After those two strong men saw my skills, they were no longer afraid of the female corpse.

The rain was still falling, and the fields were empty and dark. When I came to the entrance of the village, I saw that the village was dark.

"Village chief, where to carry it?" A strong man carrying a corpse asked.

"Carry it to your house."

"Huh? This, how can this be carried to my house? ”

"Do you need to ask such a stupid question? Of course, carry it to Zhao Yinyang's house! The village chief said to her wife, "What, you take Xiaohu home first, I'll go to Zhao Yinyang's bastard to settle accounts, and he runs faster than a rabbit!" ”

I waved to Miss Bai and Yang Shujun, and the three of them followed behind the village chief.

"Huh? Why did you come along? The village chief asked.

I smiled and said that I was not at ease, and I was worried that this female corpse would cheat the corpse, but I said in my heart, I don't know if you have told the truth about the origin of this female corpse, so I came over to take a look. When I said this, the village chief didn't say anything.

Passing through a narrow alley, we came to a house where the village chief was about to knock on the door when he was stopped by Yang Shujun.

"What's wrong?" The village chief frowned.

Yang Shujun smiled 'hehe' and said Aren't you going to settle accounts with this Mr. Yin and Yang?

"Well, so what?"

Yang Shujun pulled the village chief back and waved his hand at the two strong men, "Come on, come on, bring the bride over." ”

Yang Shujun commanded two strong men to stand the female corpse at the door, he stood behind and supported the female corpse's back, and ordered the two strong men and us to hide in the dark. No matter how stupid people are, they can see what Yang Shujun is going to do, I can't cry or laugh. Miss Bai said, Uncle Yang, you will scare others to death like this. Yang Shujun said, Mr. Yin Yang is bold, the corpse was brought into the village by him in the middle of the night, how can he be scared to death, this bastard, as Mr. Yin and Yang who is in charge of the overall situation, runs faster than a rabbit when he is in danger, and does not respect the deceased, and drops the hand of this dead ghost girl doll on the way, he should be taught a lesson. After finishing speaking, Yang Shujun changed the topic and said that there is nothing else in this world, that is, there are many fools and bastards, digging out the dead, and letting the dead marry the living in the middle of the night... This sentence was clearly scolding the village chief, and the village chief must have heard it, but he didn't say anything, probably because his son's life was in my hands.

There was a firewood stack next to the door, and after we hid behind the firewood stack, Yang Shujun knocked on the door. After a while, the lights came on in the courtyard.

"Who's coming?"

That Zhao Yinyang opened the door, only glanced at it, and then shouted, 'I'm Diniang', and fell to the ground.

Yang Shujun hid behind the female corpse, pinched his nose, and wanted to die and keep his airway, "I~Death~of~Good~Miserable~Na~"

Zhao Yinyang was paralyzed on the ground, trembling all over, unable to get up, and said tremblingly, you, what are you going to do?

Yang Shujun 'cried' and said, "Woo woo woo ~ dead and dug out~ lost one by a fool ~ you return my hand ~"

"I, I went to look for it today, but I didn't find your hand!"

"Then how did you ~ get my hand off~"

"Don't you know how to get rid of you?!"

"No~I remember~ you sue me ~"

"Sue sù if you're not you, you're leaving?"

"Hmm~~~"

Zhao Yinyang said that he heard that if the dead ghost bride of the family who married Yin Yang was given on the halfway to the kiss, he would be transferred. Along the way, Zhao Yinyang had been hesitating, seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the village, Zhao Yinyang turned his heart and dragged the dead body into the grass nest. The bride has been dead for a long time, her hands are folded on her stomach, Zhao Yinyang took a lot of effort to break aside, he heard a 'horn' sound, it is estimated that the bone was broken, and it was dark at the time and I didn't look closely, and hurriedly pulled the bride back only to drop one...

"Grass your grandmother, it turns out that you raped the corpse!" Yang Shujun was angry and straightened up.

Zhao Yinyang saw Yang Shujun behind the female corpse, he was stunned for a moment, and then jumped up and scolded, "Grass your mother, it turns out that you bastard pastime Lao Tzu!" While scolding, he threw himself at Yang Shujun.

Miss Bai reacted quickly, and jumped over at once, and grabbed Zhao Yinyang's arm as soon as she reached out and twisted him behind his back.

"Oops, let go, my arm is broken..."

"His grandmother's, say, where did the female corpse come from?" Yang Shujun asked.

Zhao Yinyang said that he stole it from a cemetery in a village on the edge of the Yellow River, and that the so-called 'bride price' asked by the other party's family was all privately swallowed by him. The village chief picked up a firewood stick and was about to beat Zhao Yinyang, but was stopped by me and Yang Shujun.

After the village chief threw away the sticks in anger, I said, this bastard steals the corpse and insults the corpse, and tomorrow the police will call the police to arrest him, or at least he will be sentenced to a year or two.

"You can't call the police." The village chief said.

"Why?" I sneered, "You're afraid that you'll be held responsible, right, after all, you instructed him to find the body." ”

"That's not it, I'm not afraid to take responsibility." The village chief pointed at Zhao Yinyang, "Although this bastard does something more damning than me, but he is usually not bad, and he is very filial, his family is a single family in our village, there are only two people in the family, he and his mother, his mother has been paralyzed in bed, if the police call him to arrest him and sentence him, there will be no one to take care of his mother." ”

Hearing the village chief say this, several of us were stunned.

"Big brother, I am indeed a fool, I should say that I am an ignorant fool, let the dead marry the living, I should thank you for waking me up." The village chief took out a cigarette and handed it to Yang Shujun, and said to Zhao Yinyang, "Lao Zhao, don't be Mr. Yin and Yang from today onwards, you will farm honestly in the future, and tomorrow you will send the body back with me, find the family who lost the body to apologize, and pay all the bride price money I gave you to others, and ask for forgiveness, if people refuse to forgive, I will go with you, why don't you do it?" ”

Zhao Yinyang nodded again and again.

The village chief looked at us, "What do you guys think about this matter?" ”

Yang Shujun didn't speak, but stretched out his thumb.

"Then what else is there to say?" I waved my hand, "Uncle Yang, Yuxin, let's go, go get the magic weapon, and then go to the village chief's house." ”

At first, I didn't have a good impression of this village chief, and I wondered why such a person could become the village chief, and I felt that the villagers respected him when they greeted him. Now I finally understand that this village chief is a gentleman.

As soon as I finished praising the village chief in my heart, he yelled at the two strong men, "What, you two listen, if the family that lost the body forgives Lao Zhao and he is not sentenced, who the fuck dares to tell Lao Zhao about the rape of the corpse, and whose leg will Lao Tzu break!" …”

On the way back, I said to Yang Shujun and Miss Bai that I was a little resistant to saving the little tiger, but just now the village chief's expression made me lose that kind of affection.

Yang Shujun smiled and said, for example, uncle, I can't be good-looking, right, I look so handsome on the surface, others must think that I was very attentive when I was young, so no woman wants to become an old bachelor. Actually, although I am handsome, uncle, I am handsome, but my heart does not cost at all...

I swallowed, and Miss Bai couldn't straighten up with laughter.

"What are you laughing at, who dares to say that I'm not handsome, uncle?" Yang Shujun imitated the tone of the village chief and said, "Lao Tzu broke someone's leg..."

At this time, Xiao Hei in the car heard us coming and called 'Wangwang' twice.

"Okay, you black dog, it's useless for Xiaobai to intercede, wait and see if I don't stew you and eat it..."

With Yang Shujun here, joy is always indispensable.

After taking the ritual utensils, we went to the village chief's house according to the location told us. It was a big house, the yard was paved with tiles, and the house was well decorated.

"What, does the little master think that everything in the house was embezzled by me?" The village chief asked when he saw me looking around.

I smiled and said in my heart that this man was so direct. The village chief said that these are all things he has earned from doing business in recent years, and they are absolutely clean.

Xiaohu was lying on the bed, and the village chief's wife was feeding him soup.

"Tell me your son's birthday, and what day and hour he fainted."

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