Bai Xiaofei has been pitted many times from elementary school to university, and it is really a history of blood and tears, and now it is concocted in the same way, and he does not worry about the remaining 7 heads not falling into the pit. At this moment, Bai Xiaofei is not alone, but the soul possession of teachers who have been proud of tossing students for thousands of years!

However, the seven heads did not reflect it.

Strange, didn't you hear the question?

Bai Xiaofei repeated the question again, and the 7 heads were still indifferent.

Bai Xiaofei was surprised, and suddenly slapped his forehead, he was really confused, these are all elementary school students, "The Teacher Table" will not be taken until high school, how to answer themselves about the knowledge that students have not learned--Well, you still have to find problems within the scope of knowledge that primary school students can understand.

Okay, think about it, for elementary school students, what subjects are more difficult, well, girls are good at liberal arts, male physiology is better, by the way, choose English. Although Yanhuang learns English for all, all kinds of English cram schools are all over the streets and alleys, and the prices are ridiculously expensive, and a farmer who shears sheep in Australia can get a high salary to act as a so-called language expert, but many people can't learn English well, or learn dumb English. That's right, come up with an English question.

Well...... Bai Xiaofei pondered for a moment, and at this critical moment, his old face suddenly turned red, it turned out that his English was also dumb English, and he barely passed the school exam every time, and the sixth-level exam was only passed by the gunman who spent money to find it.

Forget it, change subjects, just math, it's just that today's children have endured the test of the Olympiad math competition, and ordinary math problems can't stop them, and the range must be within the four operations, difficult, difficult, difficult! By the way, isn't the problem of Uncle Benshan's "Selling Abduction" in the Spring Festival Gala a math problem? It's not so much a math problem, it's more of a logical trap, and it's just right to embarrass these children who only know how to bury their heads and die reading!

Bai Xiaofei said quickly: "There are 7 monkeys in the tree, 1 monkey under the tree, 1 monkey killed, how many monkeys are left?" ”

"Seven."

"Wrong! All the monkeys are still there, because the dead monkeys are also monkeys. ”

"Ahh

"I know that there are still 8 monkeys left!"

"No, as soon as the gunshots rang out, all the live monkeys fled, so there was only one dead monkey left."

"Oh my God, why am I so stupid!" The green light in the eyes of another boy's head disappeared.

There was also a girl's head dancing in the air: "I know that my answer must be right, I killed a monkey and escaped 7 monkeys, counting the dead monkeys There are a total of 8 monkeys, not counting dead monkeys, and 7 live monkeys." Right? Right? ”

Bai Xiaofei snorted coldly: "Wrong, wrong, you are so stupid, I obviously said that there is 1 monkey riding on the tree, 1 monkey under the tree, there are 2 monkeys in total, where did the 7 and 8 come from?" If you don't review the questions carefully and misinterpret the answers, such a learning attitude is doomed to failure! ”

"I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, every time I do a question, I just care about rushing for time, but I don't review the question carefully. I was criticized by the teacher again! I'm done, I'm going to be scolded by my mother, I can't be rated as a five-star little expert, I can't be a class cadre, my father must be very disappointed in me......" The girl's head hit the ground, and she collapsed on the ground at the very least, motionless.

Thank you, Uncle Benshan, for helping me eliminate 3 heads in one fell swoop!

Bai Xiaofei was very proud, where is this math problem, in fact, he completely relies on his own right to interpret the problem, arbitrarily distorting the answer, really saying that if you are right, you are right, and if you are wrong, you are wrong, and you are wrong. This is the hegemony of education, under such an authoritarian and cramming education, our children lose their creativity, will only memorize, and are getting farther and farther away from the ultimate educational goal of becoming a person with independent thoughts and will.

Uncle Benshan's "Selling Abduction" can be described as a household name, but Bai Xiaofei is not worried that the eight-headed long-necked corpse brother in front of him will find out that he is tired, the reason is very simple, Uncle Benshan's "abduction" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala was more than 10 years ago, and the children of Sunshine Primary School were not born at that time, how can they know the allusion of "riding a monkey on a tree"? What's more, nowadays, from home to school, they can't wait for their children to read 24 hours a day, so as not to lose at the starting line, and the Internet is strictly prohibited, Bai Xiaofei is not afraid of children seeing this video from the Internet.

Bai Xiaofei turned his gaze to the remaining 4 heads, preparing to deal with them with crooked theories such as "a monkey in the tree is a female monkey, and there is a baby monkey in her belly".

But what I didn't expect was that the 4 heads sneered at Bai Xiaofei: "It's useless, you use Internet jokes to rectify us, you can only deceive the little stupid child who reads to death." ”

"That's it, don't look at our young age, but we are old net worms for many years, those who should know the Tao know the Tao, and those who shouldn't know the Tao also know the Tao."

"It's too much to embarrass us with such a pediatric topic."

"That's right, adults always think they know more than we do, and they trick us children, and I hate such adults the most."

"Let's kill him."

"No, we didn't get an order, it just told us to guard the hallway and not let anyone through."

"But I really hate him, let's kill him."

The more Bai Xiaofei listened, the more bad it became, it seemed that the remaining 4 heads had been on the Internet before, and they had learned a lot of messy things from the Internet, these children were all well-behaved and honest good children in front of teachers and parents, but when they turned around, they were another face, the more adults forbade things, the more willing they were to break through.

The more the four heads talked, the more angry they became, and gradually reached a consensus to kill the bad man in front of them, even if they didn't receive the order, they decided to act alone, only to see the thick legs slowly raised, and the heavy footsteps shook so that the floor was trembling, and the palms that were originally inserted in the wall also retracted, bringing down the mud and sand--

Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth, not good, if he really fights with these eight-headed long-necked corpse brothers, when will he be able to save Xiao Hui, listening to the movement between the broadcasts from the loudspeaker, he suddenly disappeared, thinking that Xiao Hui is more auspicious, and he has no time to grind anymore.

He glanced at the remaining 4 heads, 3 were girls and 1 was a boy, and he suddenly roared: "Ask, what is the relationship between Li Bai and Du Fu!" ”

The 4 heads blurted out: "Good friends! "Good friends!"

The one who said that he was a good friend was the only boy's head, and the three girls' heads, without exception, said "good friends".