Chapter 870: Two Things
When I got up, I kicked Brother Donkey, and he was naturally woken up by me, and Brother Donkey sat up in a daze and said, "Fengzi, what are you doing when you get up early in the morning, sleep more." ”
"You go back to sleep, I'm going to live a long life soon, I'll look for you next time I come back." After saying that, I pushed the door and walked out, Ah Yue was sleeping on the sofa at Brother Donkey's house, I walked up and patted her on the shoulder and said, "Ah Yue, hurry up." ”
"What's wrong?" Ah Yue opened her eyes and sat up and asked, "What time is it?" ”
"It's ten o'clock." After I finished speaking, I put on my backpack and went out with Ah Yue, before Ah Yue went out, she ran to Li Zhuo's room and kissed Li Zhuo twice, and then ran out with me.
I took a taxi with her, and when I got in the car, I smiled and asked, "It's the first time I've noticed that you like children so much." ”
"I've always liked children." Ah Yue said.
The car quickly drove to Hongqi Hegou Station, and then took the car to Changshou, and at twelve o'clock at noon, the car drove into Changshou's bus station.
As soon as I walked out of the station, I saw a familiar figure.
Old man Li, this guy is not his head of Maoshan, why is he here.
Old man Li was wearing a black Mao suit, hunched over, and passed by the gate of the station.
"Old man Li. What are you doing? I shouted.
When Old Man Li saw me, his eyes lit up and he said, "Ouch, you little guy isn't dead yet?" ”
"Roll the calf, you're just hanging, what are you doing here for a long time, staring at beautiful women?" I asked with a smile.
Old man Li saw Ah Yue next to me, and said with a smile: "You kid, it's enough, it's only been a long time, at that time, it was said that you had a leg with this demon emperor bullying the sky, and you still didn't admit it, let me hit it, think about how much hush money to give me, otherwise I will say a few words in front of your girlfriend with a big mouth, and you kid will be in big trouble." ”
"What are you doing in longevity?" I smiled and asked, "I said you, if you are not the head of Maoshan, you will know that you will come out and hang around if you are fine, and you don't know what to hang around." ”
"I didn't become the head of the house two years ago, and now I'm here to live a long life to enjoy my old age." Old man Li smiled and said, "You don't know that there are really a lot of long-lived beauties." ”
My face changed slightly, and I asked seriously, "What's the matter?" ”
"I'm old, and I haven't experienced the things inside the management door, so naturally it's not appropriate." Old man Li said indifferently.
"How easy am I to fool?" I looked at Old Man Li and felt that something was wrong.
The head is not changed casually, under normal circumstances, only when the previous head dies, there will be the next head to take over, after all, the ghost catcher, the older you are, the greater your skills.
"It's really nothing, don't think too much, I'm doing well here, don't ask." Old man Li smiled and said, "It's you, what are you doing with this pimple of longevity?" ”
"Looking for Liu Lao." I say.
"Looking for Liu Lao?" Old man Li said: "That guy's temper is much better than Liu Boqing, I'll play chess with him if I'm fine, he is in Bamei Town, you can go." ”
I saw that Old Man Li didn't mean to keep me for a meal, so I nodded and said, "I understand, I'll come back to you when I have time." ”
After saying that, I led Ah Yue away, and Ah Yue followed me and said, "Do you have a good relationship with this person?" ”
"Hmm." I nodded: "The relationship is pretty good, he's a nervous old man." ”
"Then he won't leave you to eat?" Ah Yue said.
"If what he said is true, he really shouldn't be the head of Maoshan, then he should want to quit our circle, the circle of yin and yang, it's easy to come in, but it's a lot more difficult to get out, only by avoiding contact with former friends, so that you can really get out of this circle." I explained to Ah Yue.
In our circle, if you want to quit, you have to reduce contact with the previous people, to use an analogy, Old Man Li wants to quit this circle, if he invited me to dinner just now, during the meal, I said that I had difficulties, and the previous relationship is still there, what should he do?
Does he help or doesn't help? Even if he doesn't help, he won't give me a few words?
As long as you keep in touch with the people you used to be, you'll never be able to get out of this circle.
Although Ah Yue's strength is strong, she doesn't understand these people very well, but fortunately, I explained it to her, and she understood a little.
But I still wonder in my heart, this guy Old Man Li, the head of Maoshan has done a good job, why did he suddenly stop doing it.
There must be something hidden in it.
But since he didn't say anything, I didn't bother to ask him these things.
Ah Yue and I took a taxi to Bamei Town, which was very lively and crowded at this time.
Today seems to be the day of the market, we are lucky, these market towns, generally speaking, there will be a market in a few days, and since Liu Lao is a fortune-telling stall, then it must be to come out to set up a stall when the market is rushed, otherwise there is usually no one on this street, what kind of stall.
Ah Yue and I walked to the place where the old man Liu was sitting before, and it was also full of people at this time.
Ah Yue and I walked into the crowd to take a look, and at this time, a big man who looked to be one meter eight tall was pulling the collar of the old man Liu and scolded: "You old guy, you said okay to let my daughter-in-law give birth to a boy, why is it a girl." ”
"Little brother, this is determined by God, and I just conveyed your meaning to the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor said that your daughter-in-law was pregnant with the reincarnation of a fairy in the sky, so she didn't let you give birth to a boy, and the next one to continue to work hard is."
"This is my third child, all girls, next time? Does my family have so much money to fine, you liar, you are not allowed at all. The big man scolded.
"If you say I'm not sure, why do you want to come to me?" Liu Laogan smiled and said, "Continue to live, don't worry, I will ask the Jade Emperor to give you a heavenly soldier." ”
"Continuing to live? Heavenly soldiers? , you liar, do you have to make me happy to give birth to a Seven Fairies? The big man's face turned red.
He looked to be in his thirties, covered in muscular bumps, and not very well dressed.
When I saw this, I immediately became happy, I was really sleepy and met the pillow.
We came to ask Liu Lao for help, but I didn't have any intersection with him before, it's hard to say whether he can help me or not, but now that I 'help' him, he won't be embarrassed not to help me, right?
Thinking of this, I immediately shouted: "God counts." ”
After speaking, I rushed up, pushed the big man away, and then took Liu Lao's hand, and said excitedly: "God counts, I gave birth to four boys in the first two years, and I can't afford to raise them, you can crack it for me, let me give birth to a girl." ”
"Are you really fooling me? Just find a guy and think I'm going to believe it? How old is this kid, only twenty-seven or eighteen years old, how can he have already given birth to four. The big man yelled at me.
"Grass, what's wrong with me giving birth to four, Lao Tzu's kidneys are good, don't you accept it?" I glared at this guy and said, "I'll tell you, if you dare to do the math again, I'll fight with you." ”
"Oh, I'm going to see how you little is going to fight me." This guy rolled up his sleeves and was about to make a move, and I didn't want to fight with him, so I said: "I'll tell you, if you do it in front of the gods, tomorrow the gods will tell the Jade Emperor, let you don't say that you can't give birth to a son, and you won't be able to give birth to an egg in the future, do you believe it." ”
"You scared me?"
"Then you try it, I tell you, if you do it today, you will be impotent, and you will have no hope for the rest of your life." I say.
"Hmph, don't think I'm afraid of you, Old Man Liu, if you can run, the monk can't run the temple, you wait." After saying that, the big man left in a huff.
The people around were all laughing and watching the excitement, and after the big man left, these people laughed and shook their heads and left.
"This little brother had a relationship five years ago, right?" Old man Liu looked at Ah Yue behind me and said, "It's a miracle that this monster is still with you." ”
"Mr. Liu, to tell you the truth, I am Liu Boqing's subordinate, I once asked Director Liu to help me with something, but now he seems to be dead, in the whole world, only you can help me with this, sir." I said respectfully.
"Oh." Liu Lao glanced at me: "What's the matter?" ”
"How to solve the three tribulations of zombies?" I asked.
"Three Tribulations of the Corpse Path." Liu Lao nodded and said, "It's very troublesome, no wonder you said that in this world, except for Qingming, only I can help." ”
"Please sir." I spoke.
Liu Lao frowned and said: "People have five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and corpses have corpses and three tribulations, to put it bluntly, these are actually tests." ”
"If the Taoist priest wants to gain the ability to catch ghosts, he naturally gains what he loses, and zombies are even more so, there are more than a dozen ways to crack the five evils and three deficiencies, I know more than a dozen, all of which can be broken, but this corpse path three tribulations, I know, there is only one." Liu Lao said lightly.
As soon as I heard Liu Lao's words, I looked at him in surprise, he actually had more than a dozen ways to solve the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, which was really amazing.
At the beginning, I worked hard to find five books, and cracked the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and I don't know how much effort it took me to crack this method alone, this guy actually knows more than a dozen.
"Please sir." I said the attacker.
"It takes two things to crack the Three Tribulations of the Corpse Path, the blood of the Penglai Immortal and the blood of the Zombie Ancestor, and then mix these two kinds of blood and smear it on the forehead of the zombie who committed the Three Tribulations of the Corpse Path, and it can be broken." Liu Lao said: "I know that you have eaten the elixir of the zombie ancestor, you are also the zombie ancestor, but your blood is not good, if you want to crack the three tribulations of the corpse path, you must be the ancestor of the zombie you want to save." ”
At the beginning, the four zombie ancestors left their own bloodlines, and now the zombies in the world except for me are all descendants of the four zombie ancestors, and the blood donation of Zhao Shanyu's ancestors?
I opened my mouth and asked, "What is Penglai immortal blood?" ”
"There is an immortal above Penglai, and the blood of Penglai is naturally the blood of that immortal." Liu Lao said.