After a long time of teasing each other, I asked him, "Where has Master gone?" ”

As a result, the fat man, who was originally chatting happily, frowned all of a sudden, and began to tell the story of what happened to him during the days when we were separated.

The fat man was sent by the master to Shenzhen to bring something back, and he thought to himself that after a long journey, he should go and pick it up in person, it must be a valuable antique or a precious treasure. As a result, when he arrived in Shenzhen, he realized that what the master asked him to bring back were two people and a cat, as well as a lot of dried mangoes, preserved fruits and other snacks, which were said to be the specialties of Hong Kong's century-old brand, which were particularly delicious and could not be bought in Beijing.

After listening to this, I couldn't help but wonder where the two people who were so excited and asked the fat man to pick up in person were sacred? So he hurriedly asked him, "Who are the two men you brought back, and what are they for?" ”

After listening to my question, the fat man immediately replied to me angrily: "An old man surnamed Luo who is less than fifty years old, with a beard on his face. Master said that he was invited to discuss important matters, and I don't know what important things I am referring to. It doesn't matter if you don't mention this Luo beard, the key is that the most annoying thing is his daughter, an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl, who has to come along. ”

After listening to this, I smiled and said to the fat man: "A little girl will follow her and let her follow, what are you angry about." Why, did she tease you? ”

The fat man gave me a blank look, and said to me with excitement: "Don't mention to me that stinky girl who has not dried up, she almost didn't let her make me crazy along the way, always pestering me, chattering like a mountain swallow." ”

When I saw that the fat man was stumbling, I asked him, "Brother, why are you stumbling again?" ”

The fat man replied to me with fire in his eyes, "Angry." ”

I said to him with a mocking face, "That girl can't be a fancy to you, right?" ”

After hearing this, the fat man stared, his nostrils were about to burst into flames, and he said angrily: "You can pull it down, I don't want her to give me as white as that." Don't you know that in addition to being noisy, that girl's mouth is also very cheap, you can only listen to the first half of the sentence when she speaks, if you listen to the second half of the sentence, it can make you vomit blood. We were walking on the road at night, and she reminded her seemingly kindly: "Be careful of slippery roads in the dark, hehe, break your leg." "If it weren't for his father beside me, I would have to strip her naked, and whip a few whips to relieve her anger before she could be returned."

After listening to the fat man's story, I thought that this little girl is really fun, and she can make the fat man angry, but he can't do it, there are really few people in the world, and I really want to see it. So, he smiled and said to the fat man: "Are you not relieving your anger, but playing tricks. People. But where have they gone? Why didn't I see any of them? ”

The fat man softened his indignation and continued: "On the day they first arrived, the back foot was taken out by the master, I don't know what they were doing, anyway, they haven't come back until now. ”

I said "oh" and then asked him, "Then you just stay at home by yourself every day, are you bored?" ”

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, the fat man's mouthful of tea sprayed all over my face, and I coughed for most of the day before I could breathe.

I wiped my face in disgust, and said to him angrily: "What are you excited about, has something big happened in the past few days?" ”

The fat man looked at me with a bitter and hateful expression and said, "Lao Zheng! You're smart and clever, but you have to give me a way, I've been killed by a cat for the past few days. ”

I was a little surprised and asked him, "What cat?" Is that the cat you brought back from Shenzhen? It's just a kitten, what is there to toss, at most it is troublesome to feed several times a day. ”

After listening to me, the fat man couldn't help but sigh for a long time: "Lao Zheng, you don't know how annoying that damn cat is." During the day, it lay on my bed, sleeping, motionless, and at night, it began to jump up and down in the house. One night, when I was sleeping, I turned over and opened my eyes, and I saw the cat squatting next to my pillow, staring at me intently with a basket of green eyes. Then it gave me a mocking look, wagged its tail, and walked out of the house slowly. When I go to bed at night, I lock the door tightly, and I don't know how it gets in, like a ghost, you say it's scary or not. ”

I said to him, "Maybe you forgot to close the door at night." ”

The fat man immediately shook his head, and denied it in a very firm tone: "I see that the cat is wickedly ruthless, the eyes are not the same color, the whole body is snow-white, and there is a little red between the eyebrows on the forehead. Yesterday during the day, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I secretly took it out of the city and threw it away while it was sleeping. Who knows, when I woke up this morning, it was sleeping on the floor of my house unconsciously, with my quilt under it. I said how did I feel very cold when I slept last night, I don't know when the quilt was gone, don't you say it's scary? ”

After hearing this, I could not help but suspect that the cat had some way, so I said to the fat man, "This cat is as evil as you say?" It's all fine? I don't believe in evil, and I'll go and learn it in a while. ”

The fat man hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't provoke it, if you don't get it, you will scratch your face, and those who don't know think that you can't fight with your daughter-in-law, this is like losing the child through the wall - shame, losing your hair!" ”

I smiled and said to him, "Don't bury me, I can take in the big rat essence like a jackal, and I can't deal with a domestic cat." But then again, didn't Master say when he would come back? Do you know what they're going out for? ”

The fat man shook his head and said to me, "Master didn't say anything, just told me to take care of the cat, don't mess with things, and wait for him to come back." ”

When the fat man saw that I was about to start contemplating again, he said to me, "Why don't we go out for a walk, I'll be suffocated to death every day in the store these days." ”

I immediately agreed: "Okay, it's just time to be hungry for roast duck, and we'll settle lunch outside." ”

During the days when I stayed in Chenyu Village, I lay still every day, and now I feel as if my whole body is rusty, and I especially want to go out and move my muscles. We made up our minds, so I put away what I had brought with me, and went out with the fat man at once.

Hongbin Building's business is exceptionally good today, full of friends, and there is no place. We had no choice but to buy two roast ducks and a few bottles of beer at a roadside stall, and sit on the grass in a nearby park, accompanied by the gentle breeze and the aroma of flowers and trees, preparing a picnic.

I opened the plastic bag and said to the fat man, "When I was lying on the kang with an injury, I thought about this thing every day, and I even dreamed of eating roast duck." As a result, in the dream, it was like becoming a sperm, with no hair all over its body, fighting with me naked, just not letting me eat a bite, you say that you are angry or not angry. ”

The fat man heard my nagging and smiled and said to me, "Look at what you slander." After saying that, he broke a duck's thigh and handed it to me.

I took the duck's thigh, and as soon as I brought it to my mouth, I suddenly heard a terrible cat meow from the grass next to me. I immediately turned my head vigilantly to see a big white cat coming out of the grass next to me, staring at me with a fierce face.

When the fat man saw the white cat, he was full of doubts and said, "How did this loser come here?" Do you want to eat meat, come, give you a piece. With that, he threw a piece of duck breast into the white cat's eyes.

When I saw this, I thought: It turns out that this is the white cat that the fat man brought back from Shenzhen, and there are some evil deeds. The eyes are indeed a basket of green, and the appearance is not quite the same as that of ordinary domestic cats, and there is a noble temperament all over the body, this cat should have some spirituality.

The white cat glanced at the duck breast that the fat man threw at him, and kicked the meat aside with his disdain, his eyes still fixed on the duck thigh in my hand.

Seeing this, I couldn't help but smile and said to the white cat: "I didn't see that your little gadget is quite picky, did you like this piece in my hand?" ”

When the fat man heard this, he immediately said next to him: "Don't get used to its stinky problems." It loves to eat or not, ignore it, let's eat. After saying that, he also tore a duck's thigh, and showed off in front of the white cat's eyes, and was ready to feast.

At this time, the white cat, which was originally standing on the ground, suddenly bowed up from the ground, and flew directly towards the fat man, opening his front paws and scratching the fat man's hand. The fat man was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped up from the ground, and the duck leg in his hand was not even frightened off, and was held tightly in his hand.

I was also taken aback by the white cat's sudden move, and said in surprise: "Why is this beast still crazy, you want to eat duck legs, give it to you." With that, I threw the duck leg in my hand in front of it.

As a result, the white cat, who had gone crazy just now, actually squinted at the duck leg on the ground, and then ignored it and continued to stare at the fat man's hand.

The fat man's anger suddenly jumped to the top of his head, and he scolded angrily: "Little beast, I don't know what to do, is it on the bar with me?" Well, the fat man has to teach you a good lesson today, so that you know that Ma Wangye has three eyes, and you have provoked the wrong person. As he spoke, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and prepared to start.

I looked at the white cat's behavior and was suspicious, so I hurriedly stopped the fat man and said to him: "Don't worry, why do I think this thing is a little strange, this white cat seems to be deliberately not letting us eat this roast duck, is there something wrong with this roast duck?" ”

The fat man glared at the white cat angrily with a pair of tiger eyes and said, "What's wrong with the roast duck, didn't we buy it together at a roadside stall?" I think it's this little beast that dies, you don't care, see how I clean it up. ”

I stopped the fat man from making a rash move, then squatted down, opened the plastic bag containing the roast duck and examined it carefully, looking inside and out, and did not see anything strange or inappropriate. So he looked at the bag of beer again, and suddenly his heart was shocked, and his eyes widened suddenly, "Fatty, no, these ducks are not the two we bought." ”

After hearing this, the fat man was also taken aback.