"Your family of three is more moisturized." Brother Donkey said to me in a daze.

I didn't react at first, but after thinking about it a little, I kicked Brother Donkey's ass: "Roll the calf, clean the calf." ”

"Hey, Fengzi, I really didn't feel like you were anything powerful when I used to study, but now my brother I can't accept you, Sister Xiaoyu forget it, I've known you since high school, my childhood sweetheart, this demon emperor is even more powerful, I like you to death." Brother Donkey clenched his fists and said, "Little brother really admires." ”

"Ahem, you two talk, Fengzi won't talk about it when he comes back, I'll go grocery shopping." Miss Miya looked at the topic we were talking about, and she was not interested in it at all, so she said hello and turned around to go grocery shopping.

I said, "Come on, Ah Yue is not the Demon Emperor now." ”

"Not the Demon Emperor? What's wrong? Brother Donkey asked strangely, took out a cigarette and handed it over.

I lit a cigarette and told him what had happened, and as soon as I finished speaking, Brother Donkey patted his thigh and said: "I'll make up, Fengzi, Niu is just one word, if you don't accept it, this Ah Yue is so fascinated by you that the Demon Emperor doesn't do it?" I said that you look ordinary, far worse than your donkey brother, why do you like this Ah Yue. ”

"I don't know." I shrugged.

Brother Donkey suddenly realized and said: "By the way, Ah Yue is a monster, his aesthetics are different from us humans, I said, your kid looks like this, how can she like it, I understand when I think about it like this." ”

"Looking for a draw?" I put my arm around the donkey's shoulders and chatted as I walked to his house.

After returning to Brother Donkey's house, I sat on the sofa, Brother Donkey made me a cup of tea, and said, "Fengzi, Director Luo looked for you a few days ago, but he couldn't contact me, let me tell you that I have time to go to the Public Security Bureau, it seems that he has encountered something." ”

"Something?" I frowned and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"He's in a hurry anyway." Brother Donkey said: "I also asked what happened, and he said that it was useless for me to know, so he didn't tell me." ”

"Then I'll go to the Public Security Bureau first, you let Ah Yue come back and wait for me, don't run blind." I stood up.

"Let's go after dinner." Brother Donkey said.

I shook my head: "Director Luo suddenly came to me, there must be something urgent, otherwise how could he come to me casually, I'd better go and take a look." ”

After that, I walked out of Brother Donkey's house, and then took a taxi to the Public Security Bureau.

The Public Security Bureau had been renovated once, and it looked much more comfortable than before, and when I walked through the gate, a security guard stopped me and politely said, "Sir, who are you looking for?" ”

"Looking for you Director Luo." I say.

"Director Luo is busy, otherwise you should register first, and ...... when the director has time."

It's not that I disrespect him, it's just that since Director Luo is looking for me, there must be something urgent, so I directly pushed him away and walked inside.

The security guard was talking with a walkie-talkie in the back, and I didn't bother to bother, so I took the elevator directly and arrived at Director Luo's door.

As soon as I got to the door, I heard a commotion coming from inside.

"Fang Qi, you are not allowed to touch that safe!" There was a roar from Director Luo.

Subsequently, one of the people inside said: "Director Luo, since I am the person in charge of the Chongqing Demon Catching Bureau, and the things in it are left by the previous person in charge, why can't I move?" ”

"Why? It was his personal belongings. Director Luo said.

"Why don't you bring his personal belongings with him, I think the things in here were left behind when he was still there, then this is what we have to catch demons." The man named Fang Qi said.

"Director Luo, I won't talk to you about it, since this thing is from our Demon Catching Bureau, it would be unruly to put it here for you."

"Fang Qi, you put down the things for me."

"How? You're going to fight me for such a broken safe? Buckle me? ”

As soon as I heard it, I understood what was going on, grass, the map of the mountains and rivers left by Lao Tzu made people focus on it.

I kicked open the office door.

Director Luo stood on the edge of his sofa, his face flushed, and the one named Fang Qi was holding the safe, looking like he was leaving.

This Fang Qi looked to be thirty-four or five years old, with two moustaches, giving people a sense of cunning.

"Heh, who is this gentleman? Come in without knocking, is that the same as the rules? Fang Qi asked with a smile.

"Fengzi, it's good that you're here." As soon as Director Luo saw me, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "This guy named Fang Qi wants to rob you of your things. ”

"Oh, you want?" I looked at Fang Qi.

Fang Qi said: "Director Luo, you are also the chief of the police department, you can't talk nonsense, this thing is our Demon Catching Bureau, even if you are the leader of the previous Chongqing Spiritual Group, this thing is not yours, I am the same, I don't want this thing, it's just that we catch the things of the Demon Bureau, put it in the hands of outsiders, it's always not good?" You used to be the leader of the paranormal team, and I did this all for work, and I hope to understand. ”

"Understood?" I laughed, looked at Fang Qi and said, "Say, who asked you to take it." ”

"Fengzi, it's my fault." Director Luo blushed and said to me: "I drank too much that time, and I accidentally told the contents of this safe, so that Fang Qi knew that there were treasures in it, and then pestered me every now and then, asking me to return the safe." ”

"I'm reasonable, it's your thing, I definitely don't want it, but this is what we want to catch the demon bureau." Fang Qi said lightly.

"Fang Qi, right? You are four or five years older than me, I will call you Brother Fang. I walked up to Fang Qi and said, "This thing was left to me by one of my seniors who lost his life, you really can't move." ”

"Zhang Lingfeng, it's true that you used to be a member of the Demon Catching Bureau, but you have been missing for five years, and the file has long been erased, even if you add it, you are just a member of the supernatural team, and that's how you talked to me? I have more than a dozen people in the Chongqing Demon Catching Bureau now, if you ......"

I didn't bother to listen to this guy's and kicked him in the chest.

Suddenly, there was a crackling sound in his chest, and then I lifted his collar and pumped a dozen big-eared melon seeds into his face.

He didn't have the ability to fight back at all, and I gave him a dozen strokes, and his face was swollen.

"Fang Qi, this society is not talking about lip service, it is strength speaking, if you can clean me up, you will come, if you can't clean it up, you will get rid of Lao Tzu." I said and threw him on the ground.

Fang Qi was also stunned, he probably didn't expect me to shave his ears like this, and then he said to me viciously: "Zhang Lingfeng! It seems that you have entered the evil path, if you have the ability, don't run, I will catch the demon bureau and you are incompatible! ”

"You can't represent the Demon Catching Bureau, if you want to trouble me, you can come casually." After I finished speaking, I picked up the safe from the ground, and after Director Luo opened it, I saw the map of the mountains and rivers inside, and I was relieved, and said, "Director Luo, you don't care about this matter." ”

"Fengzi, this." Director Luo looked at me with a hesitant expression.

"Alright, I'm leaving." After I finished speaking, I put the Shanhe Society map in my bag and walked outside, at this time more than a dozen security guards were in the corridor, holding plastic rods in their hands.

Later, Director Luo came out and yelled at them a few words, and then let me go.

I'm actually quite grateful to Director Luo, he is a trustworthy person, the identity of a member of the Demon Catching Bureau is too special, and I am no longer a member of the Demon Catching Bureau, for me, I offended the people of the Demon Catching Bureau.

But I'm in a pretty good mood, and I've cleaned up the cowardice called Fang Qi.

In the past five years, those masters are estimated to have died a lot because of various tasks, and guys like Fang Qi can enter the Demon Catching Bureau, you must know how strict our first Demon Catching Bureau members were when they were assessed, I was the worst at the time, that is, Ling Xiao, and it was only above average.

At that time, the demon catching bureau could be said to be a master, but now, who knows?

When I returned to Brother Donkey's house, Miya was cooking in the kitchen, while Ah Yue was holding Li Zhuo on the sofa and telling Li Zhuo myths and stories in ancient times.

Li Zhuo was confused, and as soon as I entered, I heard him say, "Godmother, the myths and stories you said are much better than what my father said." ”

"Oh, stinky boy, isn't the story of the Seven Fairies bathing that I told you exciting? Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up. Brother Donkey scolded.

"You know that there are seven fairies bathing." I walked in with a smile.

Brother Donkey saw me coming back and asked, "Fengzi, what is Director Luo looking for you?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just that there is a second coercion who wants to rob me of the Shanhe Society map, let me beat me, and he said that he would bring someone to take revenge." I laughed.

"Fighting? Where. Ah Yue was so happy that she jumped up when she heard about the fight.

"Wait, you're happy when you hear about the fight." I gave Ah Yue a blank look: "I can abuse those guys with one hand, are you embarrassed to bully them?" ”

"Look at what you said, you say that you are so powerful, you have the ability to fight with me." Ah Yue glared at me and said, "Oh, bite you to death." ”

"Cut."

We talked for a while, and Mia finished the meal, and it was only four o'clock in the afternoon when we sat down at the table.

During the meal, Ah Yue and Li Zhuo stared at each other, fighting over who would eat the big chicken leg and who would eat the small one.

I found out that Ah Yue really likes children.

"Miya's cooking skills have improved a lot, I still remember when you and my sister Yu were at the medical university, damn, I estimated that I was poisoned by the food." I smiled and took a bite of the dish, now Mia's cooking skills are too good to say, but at least she can still eat.

"What about the joke, can my daughter-in-law's food be bad?" Brother Donkey said with a smug face: "Besides......"

"Wait!" I raised my hand.

I looked at Ah Yue and asked, "Do you feel it?" ”

Ah Yue nodded: "The person you offended is really a small-bellied chicken intestine, and he found it so quickly." ”

I felt like there was a foul aura condensing around me.

I immediately said to Brother Donkey, "Brother Donkey, take Mia and Xiao Zhuo into the bedroom, and then draw a talisman." ”

"Okay, you guys do it lightly, don't make my house have to be renovated again." Brother Donkey smiled and led Miya and Xiao Zhuo in, not worried about the safety of me and Ah Yue.