Chapter 645: Mother Lian and Second Aunt Who Tear Up When They Meet [Plus 5/6]
"Tell me, what are you doing here? After all, the Hall of Merits is a place to judge the dead, and you as the living or the immortals should not come here. The rules of order set by all things in heaven and earth limit the scope of each person's own activities, the living are in the sun, the dead go to hell, and those who have no discipline go to Gensokyo...... balabala…… balabala……”
Ahh
The sharp-eyed Yakumo even found that Sikong Mo on the side actually took out a pair of invisible headphones out of nowhere and put them in his ears, shaking his head as if listening to a song......
- I want you to do this guy what's the use, how can you fix it!!
Yakumo complained fiercely in his heart, and glanced at the purple beside him.
According to the Gensokyo Survival Handbook, when the Four Seasons adults start preaching, please don't interrupt, or it will lead to a series of unpredictable and terrible consequences.
In the end, Shiki Yingji, who had finally finished preaching, took a sip of tea and suddenly asked, "By the way, what are you here for?" ”
"Huh? What the? ”
I don't know when I took out a complete set of chess sets and played against Yakumo Mo there for a long time, and Zi raised his head.
"What did you just say?"
"You ...... Did you listen to me!! ”
"Oh, yes, of course I listened."
Purple smiled and put away the chess set, as if nothing had happened just now - this behavior Yakumo thought that it was not shocking, but in the eyes of Shiki Yinghime, it was just simple cheekiness - holding a parasol, opening the folding fan to cover half of his cheeks, and looking at Shiki Yinghime with a smile.
"It's just that this ear goes in, and the other ear comes out......"
"Yakumo Purple !!!"
"Ah, don't scream so loudly, it'll scare the lovely undead."
"You don't need to talk too much, you dead old woman!"
“…… Well? What did you say about dwarf winter melon just now? ”
"Huh? Dwarf winter melon!? I'll tell you about Yakumo Murasaki! You are disrespectful to the Enma! After death, you will fall into the eighteen layers of hell! ”
"Then let's wait until we die. It's just that we probably won't die. ”
"Hey, that's what I'm saying, you've lived for I don't know how many years no one wants."
"Dwarf winter melon, you say it again!"
"Dead old woman with mold, just say I'm afraid you have teeth!"
……
On the other side, Yayun Mo and Sikong Mo sat side by side on the ground, with a pot of tea and two teacups placed in front of them.
"Sister-in-law, that's not the case on weekdays."
"Uh-huh. This is not the case on weekdays. ”
The two of them each held a teacup, looked at each other, and sighed at the same time:
"The family is unfortunately ......"
"Speaking of which, don't you really know more about Jianmu?"
"I said it on the first day of the banquet when I came to Gensokyo."
Sikong Mo shook his head.
"Back then, I was just the head of the ghost ink, and this kind of thing is not something that can be touched by contact, but-."
"But what?" Yakumo asked, playing with the porcelain cup in his hand.
"Strange to say, though, Gensokyo's Kenki is not the same as I remember, even though it looks similar. But I always felt that something important had changed. ”
"Hey, I'm ...... full of doubts"
Yakumo shook his head.
It seems that Sikong Mo can't get any useful information here, Yakumo stood up and separated Zi and Lord Shiji, who were still ridiculing each other, and then said: "Lord Siji, I'm bothering today, we came here to ask Sikong Mo about something, and I've already finished asking just now, so I'm leaving......"
"Humph! Yakumo Purple, this younger brother of yours is much more likable than yourself! ”
"Then you can envy it!!"
Purple finished saying this. Take care of yourself and open the gap and leave.
"Mo'er, I'll go first. Hurry up and catch up. ”
"It's really ......"
Yakumo shook his head with a smile and bowed to Shijieiji again.
"All in all, I'm sorry for the offense."
"It's okay, it's okay."
Four seasons Yingji waved her hand.
"I can still tell the difference between black and white, otherwise this name wouldn't be called for nothing?"
Bidding farewell to the Four Seasons Adult, who seemed to be very sensitive to the problem of height and the three words [dwarf winter melon], Yakumo left the Hall of Merits.
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Physical problems, as if not figuring it out. Purple stool will not be able to live in peace for a day.
Although Yakumo himself didn't feel that there was anything wrong, but Zi was concerned about it, so Yakumo could only find a way to figure out what was going on with his body first.
As a last resort, Purple asked Reimu and Yuri to hold a banquet.
It was a banquet of unprecedented proportions, and Gensokyo was attended by all the famous beings.
Reimu, who was originally strongly opposed to the trouble, patted her chest happily after Purple threw out a large amount of gold coins, indicating that everything was on her. Once again, it refreshed Yuri's cognition of the Reimu Festival.
Due to the large number of participants, the location was chosen in a spacious open space outside Hakurei Shrine.
The lively banquet lasted for a long time, until near the end, a group of the most powerful or intelligent youkai, gods, and humans in Gensokyo finally gathered in the shrine.
"So, that's the way it is, I hope you can help take a look, after all, Mo'er's situation is related to the survival of the entire Gensokyo."
Zi "snapped" and closed the paper fan in his hand and slapped it in the palm of his hand.
"Hmm...... That's what happened, no wonder we even called us. ”
Lao Tzu and Feng Cong'er Shenzi glanced at each other, and the Holy White Lotus and the monk sitting on the opposite side were holding a large amount of Bayun ink.
Kazami Yuka leaned on the table with one hand, holding her chin and not knowing what she was thinking.
Sitting next to her was a young woman who looked very dressed like Wenwen, but unlike Wenwen, she had waist-length hair.
- The Great Tengu.
In addition, Yayi Yongrin, Kanako, Suwako, Shiki Yinghime and Hoshikuma Yuyi and others were also present.
"I'm sorry everyone."
Yakumo nodded at everyone.
These people in front of him represent the highest combat power of Gensokyo.
Saint Bailian had been looking at Yakumo from the beginning, and it was not until she looked a little embarrassed that she showed a hint of a smile.
"The Buddha said—"
"Buddha your sister!"
The second aunt on the other side who was angry when she heard the word "Buddha" directly interrupted Mother Lian's words, picked up the teacup on the table and threw it over.
Saint Bailian gracefully and quickly turned her head sideways to avoid the flying teacup, and then shook her head and sighed: "Grace, demeanor, you bull's nose, no wonder you will be ignored (taught) by Huo Qing'e." ”
"Ahhhh I'll kill you! ”
The second aunt picked up her sleeves and stepped on the table, and she was about to tear it up with Lian's mother on the spot.
"Ahem......"
Lao Tzu next to him coughed with a red face, secretly pulled the sleeve of the second aunt, and pointed to Zi, who had a black face, and all the other onlookers in the room who were watching the play with a face.
Feng Cong'er Shenzi glared at the Holy White Lotus fiercely again, and then sat down unwillingly.
Yakumo lowered his head, trembled his shoulders, and it took a lot of effort to not laugh out loud.
The rumor that Lian's mother and the second aunt are not on the right path and will tear apart when they meet is really true...... (To be continued.) )
PS:poi! Here for the time being today poi! The last chapter plus more will be made up tomorrow poi~