"Hey, what are you doing?"

I was startled by the woman and took a step back.

"What for?" The woman said angrily, "You said to buy paper people, buy paper people, the old lady took you over to see, listen to you talk a lot of nonsense, and waste so much of the old lady's tongue, but you didn't buy it, what else did you not plan to buy, do you say you are a pastime old lady?" You're a grandson! ”

"How do you curse?" Miss Bai asked coldly.

The woman glanced at Miss Bai, "What's wrong with me scolding him?" You're not a good thing, you're dressed so sassy, you look like a prodigal goods! …”

The more the woman spoke, the more unpleasant it became, and Miss Bai bit her lip angrily, and her face turned red and white for a while.

"Yuxin, let's go, ignore this crazy woman! Neuropathy! ”

I pulled Miss Bai and left.

"Hey! Hi! The woman got in our way, grabbed me by the clothes, pointed to my nose and said, "What the are you talking about?" Who is the crazy woman? You make it clear to my mother! ”

I smiled helplessly at Miss Bai and said to the woman, "Hurry up and let go, don't force me to do it with a woman..."

"Oops? It's quite hard for you rabbit cub to run to our one-third of an acre of land? You try it with me! …”

As she spoke, the woman straightened her chest and reached out and grabbed my face.

"Hey, what are you doing?!"

I hurriedly leaned back, and Miss Bai reached out and grabbed the woman's wrist and lifted it up, and the woman howled in pain like a pig.

"Oops! Heist it! Kill! Oops! …”

Miss Bai had to let go, and the woman lay down on the ground, crying and pulling at the heel of her clothes. After a while, I don't know where a group of people who watched the excitement poured into the storefront and blocked the back door.

I said in my heart, it's a shame to be watched by so many people.

"Forget it, count us unlucky, give her two hundred and five." I whispered.

Miss Bai snorted and nodded helplessly.

"Hey, sister-in-law, get up, can't we buy paper people? Give you money, oops! ”

When encountering such a person, it is estimated that the gods can't do anything. I can't beat her yet, the more I fight, the worse it gets.

I reached into my pocket and pulled out the money, and with two 'dodge and dodge', the people blocking the door stepped aside, and a short middle-aged man stepped out.

The man came into the courtyard and, without saying a word, kicked the woman in the ass.

"Who the kicks..."

The woman turned her head, looked at the middle-aged man, and forcibly held back the second half of her sentence.

The man glared at her, and then kicked her again.

"Get up for Lao Tzu, your face has been lost by you!"

Listening to the man's tone, he should be the woman's husband. This man seems to be a reasonable person, and he knows that it is his wife's fault, but he is too angry, and he kicked the woman four or five times in a row, and if he was not pulled by me, he would have kicked her.

"Forget the eldest brother, if you kick it again, you will kick your sister-in-law and hurt it."

"Kick injury? This dead mother-in-law, I can't wait to kick her to death! ”

The man unbuttoned his shirt, gasped a few times, and said to me and Miss Bai, "I'm sorry, you two, let you laugh, don't be like this crazy woman in my family." ”

Hearing the man say this, the breath that Miss Bai and I held in our chests suddenly disappeared.

"It's okay." I smiled.

"You god-killed yo, your elbow turned out, bullying the old lady with outsiders, I don't live anymore, I will die for you today! Woo..."

The woman ran into a side room and cried.

"Big brother, go see her, don't really have anything wrong." I say.

"Regardless of her, love to death... You give Lao Tzu a death! ”

I thought to myself, I don't have to hurry to leave, this man may know where the man who bought the paper figure from him some time ago lives. However, the two of them are having a conflict, and it is inconvenient to ask at this moment.

"Big brother, did my sister-in-law often do this before?" I asked.

The man sighed and said, "Although it was also spicy before, it wasn't so outrageous, and I don't know what happened these days, it's like I've hit an evil spirit, and I'm going to be nervous at every turn and blackmail people into quarreling with others..."

"Hit the devil?" I frowned.

"Ahh The woman was still crying in the house.

"Big brother, tell me my sister-in-law's birthday, maybe I can find out what's going on."

"You? How do you know? ”

I didn't know how to explain it to him, so I looked around, stood up and smiled, and walked towards the frames of the paper figurines.

"Big brother, lend you a paper figure shelf, and if it breaks, I will lose money to you."

The man looked at me noncommittally, puzzled. I didn't care if he agreed or not, pinched my fingers and calculated, picked up the paper figure frame, and came to a shady place in the courtyard, where the door of death fell at that time. Those who were watching the excitement poured into the courtyard and stared at me with the man's eyes, not knowing what I was doing.

I looked left and right, picked up a dead branch, and drew four lines vertically and then five horizontally on the ground. As introduced before, the vertical painting of four horizontal paintings and five is the method of painting the ground in Qimen, the so-called painting of the ground as a prison, used to seal evil things. But at this moment, what I want to seal is not the evil thing's, but the aura, to be precise, the negative aura. Yin and Yang are two invisible and intangible aura, Qi Men Li Qi Feng Shui, in fact, the reason is Yin and Yang two Qi, such as Yang House, whether Yin is prosperous and Yang is declining, or Yang is prosperous and Yin is declining, it is not conducive to the people who live in it.

The yin energy in the death gate is the heaviest, and the yang energy in the birth gate is the heaviest. After trapping the yin qi of the dead door with the method of drawing the ground, I placed the frame of the paper figure in the middle of the 'dungeon'. The paper was originally made to burn to the dead, that is, the Yin people. Under the effect of the Yin Qi that is trapped in the Door of Death, Yin is added to Yin, and the paper figure frame will become something similar to an evil thing, but the 'evil nature' is very small, and it will not do any harm to people, but it is enough for me to cast spells.

After getting this qiē done, I counted my steps, walked nine steps, and came to the position of the birth gate opposite the door of death. He took out a solitary rune, recited it silently, and slammed it to the ground against the paper figure frame in the distance. The paper figure frame jumped up more than a room high, and then slowly fell to the ground.

I picked it up and looked at it, and the paper figure frame was intact. The man and the onlookers were already stunned, looking at me incredulously.

"I... The man stammered, "how did you get it, how did it fly on its own?" ”

"It's just a small spell." I smiled and said, "Actually, I am a Qimen magician, who understands the five elements of yin and yang, can drive away evil spirits, and can also help people diagnose physical diseases, and tell me my sister-in-law's birthday." ”

The one with the rune paper and the starting things was wrapped in the rich and handsome boat, and I had to use a few ghostwriters to play a game on the ground according to the woman's birthday.

I took the time when the woman had quarreled with us before when she was 'sick', and calculated that after the day was dry, I added the day time dry to the situation. Rigan is that woman, Luokan Palace, the five elements belong to water, and are overcome by the soil of Tianrui Luogong Gonggong. In the Yin Escape Bureau, Gen is the outer disk, and if the human body is diseased, Gen is the left foot on the outside, that is, the left foot.

That is to say, if the woman's quarrel with us is judged to be a 'disease', then the root of the disease is in the left foot.

"Big brother, can you let my sister-in-law take off her shoes and socks and look at her left foot?" I asked.

The man was stunned and said, "Of course." ”

When I came to the side room, I saw the woman who had tied a rope under the roof beam, and was standing on the bed holding the rope ring and crying. As soon as he saw us enter, he hurriedly stretched his neck into the rope loop.

"You give Lao Tzu down!" The man scolded.

"If you don't go down, I'll die to show you today, don't pull me, don't pull me..."

Miss Bai and I looked at each other with tears and laughter.

"Grass your grandma's, it's against you!"

The man didn't take off his shoes, and as soon as he jumped on the bed, he was kicked off by a 'donkey springing leg' from the woman. If I hadn't held on, he would have suffered from the fall.

"Oh, I'm cǎo, you even dare to kick Lao Tzu! …”

I pulled the man and whispered, "Big brother, it seems that you have to use it strongly, it's no wonder to offend your sister-in-law... Yuxin, do it. ”

Miss Bai nodded, gently kicked off her shoes, jumped onto the bed, and put one knee on the woman's waist.

The woman threw her neck back and screamed. Miss Bai grabbed her by the collar and went down, and the woman lay on the bed with a 'bang'.

"Hold her!"

Miss Bai pressed her hands on the woman's arms, her knees against her stomach. The woman could move on only one pair of legs, and she kicked up and down like a bicycle. It took me a few hits to catch her left foot, and I grabbed her sock and pulled it down, and I almost lost my breath because of the smell of stinky feet. I held my breath and easily pulled the sock off from my foot. Hurriedly turned his head and gasped for a few breaths.

When I looked at the woman's bare feet, I saw a small mark on the center of her foot, as if it had been bitten by something.

"How did you get this?" I asked, pointing to the sigil.

The man scratched his head and thought about it first, and slapped his thigh, "Oh, I remember, I went to the reservoir to catch fish that day, and I was bitten by a fish..."

"Fishing?" I frowned.

The man told me that there was a reservoir in the east of their town, and water from the Yellow River was diverted and stored in it every year to irrigate farmland and vegetables. Some time ago, I don't know why, but the water in the reservoir dropped several meters overnight, as if it was inexplicably steaming. What's even more strange is that there are a lot of fish in the reservoir, and as long as people stand on the edge of the reservoir and shout, some fish will jump out of the water in fright.

When the people in the town heard about it, many people went to the reservoir with nets to catch fish. Some of the fish are taken home and eaten, while others are sold to restaurants or farmhouses in the town. This woman usually likes to take advantage of small things, and of course she is indispensable for fishing. When I went out in the afternoon and came back in the evening, I didn't catch the fish, but my foot was on the edge of the reservoir and I didn't know what fish had bitten me.

I took a closer look at the marks on the woman's feet, shook my head, and said, "It doesn't look like it was bitten by a fish..."

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