"Little brother, can't you get in?" I asked a little uncertainly, Li Yiling pushed me from behind and said, "It's all here, why don't you go in!" Go inside and have a look. Saying that, he staggered by, strode forward, and the buddy was just about to follow, when Feng Qingyang staggered over, and said to me: "Mr. Lang, the grass and trees are all soldiers, you." Before I could speak, Liuliu staggered over again, and my buddy suddenly became angry, as if I was timid, and stepped forward and shouted: "Don't rob me, Mom Dute, I'll go and see first." ”

Push away a few brothers, I strode into the cave, I thought there would be a cave inside, I didn't expect it to be an ordinary cave, more than 100 square meters in size, there are a few small trees growing in the cave, a little familiar, look carefully, the branches that were revealed by the 661 fart should be on these trees.

The moonlight spilled in at the entrance of the cave, but it was not interesting, but there was really nothing else, empty, I didn't know what to do, behind him Li Yiling strode to the middle of the cave, clasped his fists with both hands and said: "Li Yiling of the Yin and Yang Sect took Xu Lang, a disciple of the Shenxiao Sect, and the wind of the Guigu Gate was clear, and I would like to meet the master of the mountain god." ”

As he spoke, he beckoned us to all of us, and burned incense, three incense sticks rose in the cave, and in the midst of the smoke, there was a silver light flashing on the opposite mountain wall, like the moonlight condensed together, and gradually converged into a human face, a man's face, the appearance of an ancient man in his forties, with three long beards, and a handsome face, which was far from the image of the rough mountain god in my imagination.

The face of the mountain god appeared on the mountain wall, and as soon as his nose twitched, the smoke of three long incense sticks got into his nose, and the mountain god's expression was very enjoyable, and a faint and cold voice echoed in the cave: "A few juniors." I went up to the mountain in vain to meddle in my own affairs, and harmed the mountain spirits who frightened you. Now I know the rules of incense and the gods, that's it. I don't have to be embarrassed by you and other juniors, but tell me, what do you want to see this God? ”

Li Yiling came in and reported the door first, to tell the mountain god that we are a system, and then burn incense, it seems that he knows the rules very well, even if the mountain god is a little angry with us, he can't have a seizure, listen to the meaning of the mountain god's words. The nine little old men who had troubled us before were indeed sent by him.

Li Yiling said loudly: "The mountain god master is magnanimous, the boy thank you, I don't know what happened to the Niu family to offend the mountain god master?" Now that his family has known that he is wrong, let the kid come to make amends to the mountain god, and hope that the mountain god will understand. ”

Li Yiling's question asked about the mountain god's heart, and he complained faintly: "This god did not send disasters to the Niu family, but just conjured up a few mountain spirits to go to his house to scare and scare." Let them have some scruples, dig less cliff cypresses, and you can see it on the way here, a good mountain. The holes dug are all gone. ”

"O man of today, he is not afraid of heaven and earth. Disrespectful to ghosts and gods, mining in the past few years. The aura in the dug mountains is reduced, and the beasts in the dug mountains are frightened away. Dig the mountain range broken roots, the god endured, know that the people in the mountains are not easy, never thought, the mine can not dig down, and began to dig up the cypress, just one year, the mountain cypress on the mountain is not a hundred, the three brothers of the old Niu family are the most fierce, the cypress dare to dig, if the god does not punish a little, it will not take a few years, my habitat will become a bare dead mountain, the beasts are not there, the aura is completely ......"

As I guessed, the mountain god was angry, because the mountain people were endlessly cutting and excavating, and the mountain people had a weak sense of environmental protection and a weak sense of law.

The mountain god here is still quite kind, and the Niu family is lucky, if you meet a mountain god with a bad temper and a domineering point, why don't you kill a few people first? The old man of the mountain god just made a few mountain spirits to scare and scare the Niu family. However, what do you say about the resurrection of the old lady of the Niu family? Could it really be a corpse mutation caused by vampires?

Buddy has doubts, don't ask unhappy, not to mention such a good opportunity, don't give those vampires some eye medicine, that's not the style of buddies, I respectfully said to the mountain god master: "Mountain god master, the old lady of the Niu family has become a corpse, but your punishment?" ”

"The corpse of the old lady of the Niu family is not unrelated to the god, when the mountain spirit is transformed, the god extracts the aura in the mountain to do the supernatural power, the cemetery of the old lady of the Niu family is in the mountain range where the aura must pass, after the aura, the corpse is contaminated with some aura, resulting in some changes, but it is not to the corpse, it is those yellow-haired and blue-eyed demons who touch the body."

Speaking of this, the faces on the mountain wall changed their angles flexibly, and they looked at the five or six vampires on the ground who had passed out and said, "What kind of ghost is this?" It's so ugly. ”

The mountain god lord obviously hasn't seen the twilight city, let alone the entertainment of the computer, and doesn't recognize the vampire, I respectfully said: "These ghosts are all from the Western Regions, half-human, half-ghost, survive by sucking human blood, I don't know what the intention is to enter the mountain, I hide in the ancestral graves of the people nearby during the day, and many dead people have been brought back to life, the mountain god lord, you keep one side safe, you can't sit idly by......"

As soon as I said this, the mountain god master understood, and suddenly said: "Vampire zombies, don't worry, they can't get out of this mountain, just go around in the mountains and turn to old death." ”

It's not what buddies want to turn around and die, it's the right thing to put it in a bowl and let Mrs. Ma Ke, when I heard the mountain god say this, I had an idea, as long as I called Xiaoqing and asked her to bring the bowl up, catch the vampires who were circling in the mountains, and then put these few in the cave into it, more than a dozen vampires can make Mrs. Ma stop for a while.

I wanted to tell the mountain god that we would do the vampire thing, but after such a good kung fu, the three incense sticks were burned, and the buddy had to continue to burn the incense, and when the incense was burned, Li Yiling chatted with the mountain god master, what the mountain god lord meant, if the mountain people were digging like this, he would not be scared and scared, and the mountain god would be cut off from the place where the mountain god lived, forcing him to have no way out, and don't blame him for causing trouble.

Li Yiling promised the mountain god that he would bring it to him, and gave the mountain god an idea, so that the mountain spirit would scare the mountain people who dug the cliff cypress, and then hide a few snakes in the place where the cliff cypress was, and let the snake bite if there was a digging, it was best not poisonous, and then get some mountain spirits and ghosts, go around the village, and shout slogans: dig the roots of the mountain gods, and the mountain gods will let whoever the roots be...... After a few days of heavy rain, it's basically honest......

I was speechless when I heard it, the Niu family invited Li Yiling to solve the problem, although there were strange things happening before, it was just the old lady of the Niu family and a few dead people in the village, there were a few mountain spirits scared and scared, Li Yiling was good, and he directly gave the mountain god a package, I really want to do it like Li Yiling said, whoever digs the cliff cypress in the future will be unlucky,

It's right to do this, it's just a little unkind, but the mountain god is very interested in Li Yiling's suggestion, the two chatted enthusiastically, and discussed the details, the buddy was stunned and couldn't interject, and he would be a little impatient when he waited, and pondered, it's already like this, basically everything is clear, although the vampire is unexpected, but it is also reasonable, after all, the three vampires disappeared for no reason, and it is normal for people to come to find trouble. I guess I thought I couldn't beat Xiaoqing, and I wanted to kidnap our brother for an exchange, but I didn't expect to lose so badly.

The vampire didn't please him, and the Niu family's affairs were solved, all that remained was for Xiaoqing to hurry up and clean up her mess, take the bowl to catch all the vampires wandering in the mountains, stuff it into the bowl and let the old lady Ma Ke, we went to the Niu family to collect 10,000 yuan, and the filming of this episode of the show ended here, although the part about the vampire can't be broadcast, for fear of causing trouble, the real body of the mountain god can't be broadcast, but the old lady of the Niu family is enough to make a show, it's quite meaningful, persuade the current people to have a bottom line, don't do anything about it, we must cut them all down and kill them, and leave something for future generations.

With such an idea, the buddy simply got out of the cave, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, there were still two signals, and called Xiaoqing, and the phone was answered quickly, I heard the sound of the TV series, presumably Xiaoqing stayed in the guest house to watch TV very honestly.

"Hey! Sister Qing, things are almost done, there was an accident, the dozen or so vampires you provoked besieged our brothers, and now it's okay, I ran eight or nine, and walked around the mountain, by the way, the bowl is on the right side of the back seat in the car, you take the bowl and take them away, there are a few more in the cave, right, right...... We're chatting with the mountain god, come quickly, let's finish our errands, collect the money and go down the mountain......"

Xiaoqing heard that the bowl was in the car, and was furious, the buddy spent a long time talking, and even coaxed Xiaoqing to lose his anger, hung up the phone, I smoked a cigarette outside the cave, the moon is very round tonight, and the air on the mountain is good, so I have an inexplicable melancholy, a cigarette has not been smoked, Feng Qingyang shouted to me: "Mr. Lang, what are you doing?" Come back and burn incense. ”

it! Do I have to go back to burn incense? I didn't want to deal with the madman, but when I think about it, he was afraid that something would happen to me alone outside the cave, after all, the vampire was still circling in the mountains. I also think it's all come to this, and the matter is about to end, and it's going to be too fucked up to let the vampires sneak up and cut off a beard, so it's better to be careful.

"It's coming!" I lazily agreed, put out the cigarette, turned around and went back to the cave, and when I got to the cave, Li Yiling was still giving ideas to the mountain god, comparing and drawing, and was elated.

Before the incense was burned, Xiaoqing's voice came from outside: "Mr. Lang, little brother, are you inside?" ”

Xiaoqing's aunt and grandmother cleaned up the vampire so quickly? I was a little surprised, pulling my neck to look at the hole, but it was Xiaoqing, wearing a cyan windbreaker and holding a bowl in my hand, I stood up and greeted it, and asked, "Sister Qing, have all the vampires outside been collected?" ”

"Nine, one no less, all in there." After speaking, he looked at the remaining unconscious vampires on the ground, and said with a smile: "The old lady has something to play with." ”

As soon as I said this, suddenly there was a grunt in the cave, the sound was quite loud, from the top of the mountain wall, I turned my head to look, and saw that the mountain god seemed to have just swallowed a mouthful of spit, staring at Xiaoqing, and asked in surprise: "What is the girl's surname?" (To be continued......)