Zhang Xiaoqiang fell asleep in a daze, and suddenly felt that something was teasing the tip of his nose. I wanted to sneeze but couldn't get it, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a pair of big eyes like crescent moons. The big eyes flickered, and a healthy and fresh breath exhaled from the mouth of the big-eyed owner to the cheeks, bringing a touch of warmth in this early spring season.

"Uncle, you're so interesting! Do you have a bed to sleep on the floor? Yang Keer looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was sitting on the ground with a smile in his eyes, and said with some confusion about the situation.

"You, you, when did you wake up?" Zhang Xiaoqiang came to his senses and stammered and asked Yang Keer.

"I just woke up! I slept so well yesterday! By the way, uncle, why are you sitting on the ground sleeping? It's cold on the ground! Yang Keer asked persistently.

"Oh, this, that, ahem! It's like this, yesterday I was sleeping in bed, and I rolled to the floor halfway through my sleep, huh! That's what it looks like! Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to tell Yang Keer that she almost turned into a zombie yesterday, so he was sloppy.

Yang Keer looked at the neatly folded futon five meters away from Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was still sitting on the ground, very confused!

"Cut! Uncle, are you my little white? Do you think I'm going to believe you've been rolling all the way from so far away, rolling here and then sitting up and sleeping? Yang Keer said disdainfully to Zhang Xiaoqiang, with a very shrewd look on her face.

"Forget it! Don't talk about these useless things, tell me if you think it's any different than usual? Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Yang Keer's little face and said with a little nervousness!

"Different?" Yang Ke'er scratched her head and tilted her head in thought. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at her carefully on the side, not letting go of every detail.

"Do you feel so hungry that you can eat a cow?" Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded on the side!

"Kiyoha!" Yang Ke'er looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said woodenly.

"Do you feel any pain all over your body? And it still hurts to the bone? Zhang Xiaoqiang still didn't give up.

"It's still woody!" Yang Keer didn't know what Zhang Xiaoqiang was nervous about, but subconsciously cooperated.

"Then do you feel that there is a force that keeps wandering around, and you can release small fireballs, ice arrows or something when you raise your hand?" Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he was half cold, and he was afraid to suffer all night?

"Uncle, did you sleep yesterday and dream that you crossed over? Do you want me to use a super forbidden spell to wipe out all the monsters in the world? Yang Keer felt that Zhang Xiaoqiang hadn't woken up yet.

"Kao, what's wrong with you? If not, find out some yourself! ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang was very angry, but he didn't know if he was angry with Yang Keer or angry with himself, he had to take the rain if he had nothing to do, and he tortured himself half to death after receiving the rain.

"No is nothing! You send that door fire, well, that, I think poop counts now? Yang Ke'er said in a weak voice.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely depressed.

Yang Keer solved personal problems at the bottom of the cave, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the straight cup in his hand, the quilt was filled with half a cup of clear and transparent rainwater, the rainwater was very clean, there was no suspended matter, and it looked no different from a glass of pure water.

"Is it only hypnotic?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little unconvinced, and poured the rain from the straight cup into his mouth.

"It's a bit light, huh! There is also a bit of astringency. Zhang Xiaoqiang smacked his lips and commented on his taste.

"Why can't I sleep?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was lying on the bed looking at the top of the cave, the little girl wanted to sleep when she drank it, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't sleep after drinking it, is it really the same life?

"Oops! It's so painful! Uncle, did you take a laxative yesterday? Yang Keer rubbed her stomach and walked out, looking bitter. At this moment, the little girl went to the bottom of the cave three times.

"Grunt......" Yang Ke'er heard another sound in her stomach.

"Ahh Here we go again! Woo...... If you look like this, the intestines will be pulled out and drip ...... "Yang Ke'er ran to the bottom of the cave with a cry!"

Zhang Xiaoqiang was lying on the bed and watching inexplicably, and a belly sound of "gurgling" came out. "I won the bid too?" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped out of bed, didn't have time to think about it, picked up a roll of toilet paper, and ran after Yang Keer.

"Yikes! How can you look like this! Don't you see me here? Yang Ke'er squatted in the corner with his back to the stone wall facing the entrance of the cave, screaming loudly.

"The rivers and lakes are in emergency, I also have diarrhea, and I will just take a break!" Zhang Xiaoqiang loosened his belt with a shameless face and squatted face to face with Yang Keer.

"Coco, but I'm a girl, so you can't solve it outside?" Yang Ke'er blushed and stammered.

"Do you want me to pull on your bed or do you want me to pull on the rice?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said forcefully, and then exerted his strength in a muffled voice, and as soon as the chrysanthemum was loosened, it was like the flood gate that poured for thousands of miles. A strong stench filled the small space.

Relaxed? Comfortable? Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed to have unloaded a thousand pounds of heavy burden, and he was unhappy all over his body, and he didn't smell the stench around him.

"Humph!" Yang Keer ran out with her pants in her hands.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about Yang Keer's cold snort, just thought: "She didn't seem to wipe her farts or shares when she went out?" ”

Three or five minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to get up, when he saw Yang Ke'er rushing back again. Run to him and crouch down.

"Don't you know there's a man here?" Zhang Xiaoqiang shouted at Yang Ke'er, completely forgetting his shamelessness just now.

"Do you want me to pull on your bed or do you want me to pull on the rice?" Yang Keer learns quickly.

Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to the platform with his pants up, "Uncle, you forgot to wipe your farts and stocks!" Yang Ke'er shouted behind him.

Zhang Xiaoqiang heard Yang Keer's shout, lifted his pants and fell to the ground.

In this way, you sang and I appeared on the stage, and the two of them were at the bottom of the cave in London, until there was no way to pull, there was no way to vent, and the chrysanthemum tingling and numbness did not stop.

The two sat on their respective beds with fatigue, Yang Keer hesitated as if she wanted to say something, Zhang Xiaoqiang endured the hot feeling from the chrysanthemum from time to time, and pondered: "Could it be that there is croton in the rain?" ”

Yang Ke'er's voice suddenly came, interrupting Zhang Xiaoqiang's thoughts.

"Uncle! That, well, you saw the other person's one, so you're responsible! Yang Keer sat on the small bed and said to Zhang Xiaoqiang with a sad face.

"Didn't you see that I was busy at the time, who has time to watch you." Zhang Xiaoqiang was dismissive, thinking, "Hmph, let me be responsible for you?" Who's responsible for me! ”

"No, it's not! I didn't even let my husband see it! Yang Keer clarified to Zhang Xiaoqiang.

"Haven't seen it yet? Have you done it all and haven't seen it? Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously didn't believe it.

"Really, really, my former husband and I were in the carriage with my hands to help him get out, and they said that women hurt a lot!" Yang Keer was very aggrieved, squatting on the ground and drawing circles.

"They? Who are they? Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little interested in asking Yang Keer.

"They're my sisters who live with me, and they live upstairs from me!"

"Didn't you say you were pregnant?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said a little strangely.

Well, they say that women get pregnant if they let men "that thing" on their bodies, and they say that if they don't want to get pregnant, they have to put it in a condom. I've got "that thing" on my hands, I'm going to get pregnant! Yang Keer seemed to be a little restless when she thought of something.

"Little sister? Do you never read physiology and hygiene in your biology textbooks? Zhang Xiaoqiang asked Yang Keer with a serious face.

"Her sisters don't know what they are. I thought that the pregnancy and the little girl "that one is coming" had no direct impact! Zhang Xiaoqiang thought depressedly.

"Others say that if you don't get a score in biology in the high school entrance examination, you can't ignore it!" Yang Keer still didn't quite understand what pregnancy had to do with biology class.

"......" Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.