Xiaoqing suddenly appeared, I was not much surprised, after all, life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten, not to mention that it is still on other people's territory, there is an advertising slogan that says it is very good, other people's territory, people are in charge. It's not the time to panic, regret, or be scared, but it's time to think about what's best for me, and the current situation is that my buddy is half-pulled out of the window, and he's still in the house from the waist down, and the backpack is on my right shoulder, and it's not completely on my back.

I can't run away, the little monk is in Xiaoqing's hands, not to mention whether I can run away, even if I can run away, Xiaoqing caught the little monk, he must want to use the little monk to blackmail me, in case I run away, Xiaoqing is angry, and it is worth the loss if I hurt the little monk, not to mention that there is Li Yiling outside, I believe he will be able to come, then the most important thing I should do now is to throw the backpack outside, and I will stay to delay time.

Having made up my mind, I hurriedly flipped my body, threw the backpack on my shoulder out of the window, and pretended to be surprised: "Sister Qing, don't you hate monks the most?" What are you doing with the little monk? ”

Xiao Qingjiao smiled: "Threaten you, he is your friend, if you don't come back obediently, I will also have a pission." ”

I sneered and said, "Aren't you coming back, you just let the little monk go, to tell you the truth, I hate it when I see the monk." ”

Xiaoqing sighed faintly and said: "Actually, I didn't just threaten you when I got the little monk back, when Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian got married, Fahai's bald donkey used all his tricks to prevent the two of them from being together, so there was a later thing, and now you and I are married, there is a monk watching from the side, although it is not Fahai." My heart is also happy. ”

After speaking, he turned his head and asked the little monk who kept him: "I am a snake spirit, I want you to marry your friend, do you object?" ”

The banter is too strong. I estimate that Bai Suzhen's incident caused too much stimulation and damage to Xiaoqing, so that it was a little perverted, and I was trying to run in the bowl, but I didn't know that it stimulated her nerves, so I went to the ghost town to arrest the little monk, and wanted to marry me in front of the little monk, although the little monk is not Fahai. But at least they are all monks, a bit of a demonstration and hatred.

Xiaoqing didn't expect it, and what I didn't expect was that. At this point, the little monk still had an unhurried expression, and was kept and recited the Buddha with his hands folded: "Amitabha, female benefactor." It's a good thing that you want to marry Brother Lang. It doesn't matter if you are a snake spirit, they are all sentient beings, Buddhism says that all sentient beings are equal, since they are all equal, it is your freedom to marry whom, as long as Brother Lang agrees. ”

Xiaoqing was stupid, it is estimated that he had met someone who disagreed before, and now he has met a little monk like this. I couldn't turn a corner, and looked at the little monk in surprise and said, "I'm a monster." Aren't you all shouting and killing when you see monsters? ”

The little monk also looked at Xiao Qing in surprise and said, "I know you are a monster, does this have anything to do with your marriage?" ”

Xiaoqing was speechless, I smiled bitterly and said to her: "Don't bother with that, we are not people of your time, in our era, men can become women, women can become women, two men can get married, two women can also get married, and even have national laws to recognize and protect, don't say that you are still a female goblin, the times are different Sister Qing, if you have seen the big talk Journey to the West, you will understand, the monkey in it is a goblin, but Zixia Fairy is still desperate to marry him, and the monkey is not happy, In the end, it's quite tragic, but if you ask our people, no one said that the monkey is a monster, and the Zixia Fairy shouldn't have taken a fancy to him, and they all regret this relationship. ”

"What is Journey to the West?" Xiaoqing asked curiously.

Since it's delaying time, of course buddy doesn't mind telling her from beginning to end, Xu has been lonely in the bowl for too long, Xiaoqing listened very attentively, put the little monk down, sat on the chair, and listened to me obsessively with his head in his hands, Xiaoqing is so special that she is too good, and the beauty is boundless, I look dizzy, I can only twist my head to tell her.

In order to delay time, the buddy was stunned to talk about Journey to the West as a commentary, which is called a meticulous, eloquent story, and has been talking about it until dusk, but it is a movie in detail, and I finally talked about the end, Xiaoqing sighed after listening to it and said: "Zixia Fairy is really pitiful, why did she fall in love with a ruthless and unrighteous monkey?" ”

"Feelings come quickly, no one can say, dogs and men look at each other as soon as they look at each other, this kind of thing is not new, go home directly to live, that is human nature, tossing and tossing and turning can not be together is the story, just like the story of your sister Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian is not only written, Peking Opera, TV series, movies, in turn, no one says that the sea is good, all towards you, and it is also made up to sing, the beautiful scenery of the West Lake in March, hey......"

"Oh, what the people outside say." Xiao Qing had a yearning look on her face, obviously curious about what outsiders would say about her and Bai Suzhen.

I told the White Snake again, Xiaoqing listened to it, and didn't say right, White Snake watched the TV series when I was a child, and I forgot about it for a long time, and it was very fast, but fortunately, the time dragged on was not short, it was dark, Xiaoqing was still interested, but the buddy was dry-mouthed, his throat was smoking, and he couldn't even speak.

Seeing me like this, Xiaoqing stretched out her hand and pointed at the teacup on the table, and suddenly a cup of tea appeared, I don't dare to drink it, what if the tea gives me pure medicine? coughed and said: "So I said, the past is all in the past, Leifeng Pagoda has collapsed several times, and the underground palace has also been dug up, even if you go out, there is no Bai Suzhen under Leifeng Pagoda, forget the past grievances and grievances." ”

Dude has never been so bitter with anyone in his life, I can feel that Xiaoqing still has resentment in his heart, Fahai is an old monk is also enough, no matter how enlightened he is, if Elena is here, with her grasp of human psychology, she may be able to talk about Xiaoqing, buddy is still almost something, say yes, but the effect is not very good.

Xiaoqing said to me with a smile: "If you can't get out, whether you can save Bai Suzhen or not is an afterthought, I want to know now that the love between men and women in the world can really make Bai Suzhen so obsessed?" I still can't understand what she thought back then, since you said that there is no objection to goblins marrying people outside, then why don't you marry me? Is it because I'm not pretty enough? Then I can be prettier. ”

"No, Sister Qing, I know you want to experience love like a reality show, but do you really have feelings for me? If you don't have feelings, you can't understand how Bai Suzhen felt back then, do you think that's the truth? ”

Xiaoqing was surprised: "Aren't those things all after getting married?" How can you have feelings if you don't get married? ”

I just remembered that this goblin is not a modern goblin, but a goblin of the Song Dynasty, then there will be no free love This is the words of the matchmaker, the life of the parents, and the feelings are not all cultivated later, but it is bitter for me, and the anxious brain is sweating, and suddenly remembered that this practice in ancient times is also beneficial, after all, it has to be agreed by the parents, this is a good reason, I hurriedly said: "Then I also have the consent of my parents, let's make a private decision for life is a little informal." ”

"Let's cut it first and then play it, get married first, and then go and tell the second elder, just say that you were coerced by me."

"No, why did you fall in love with me? I'm a waste material, I can't write anything, I still have three books in college, I work as a host in a broken company, and I can't make a few dollars, I can't even beat you, it's not your era anymore, it's more popular local tyrants, big money and the like, so let's Sister Qing, let's discuss and discuss, think of a way to get out of the bowl, and I'll introduce you to a rich second generation outside, who drives a sports car. ”

Xiaoqing looked at me, looked left, looked again, and suddenly smiled: "You really look like Xu Xian, he is not literate like you, martial arts, but Bai Suzhen just fell in love with him, you spit out the elixir and the like in your story, there is no such thing as this, I want to know Bai Suzhen's thoughts and feelings back then, I can only find someone like Xu Xian, in this bowl, only you are more similar to Xu Xian, of course it is you." ”

Why does that sound so awkward? Compare Xu Xian's waste with buddies? But after thinking about it, I really can't compare to Xu Xian, people dare to snake, I don't dare, I suddenly hate Fahai, why didn't I directly kill Xu Xian in the first place?

If Xu Xian was killed directly, there would be no such things as later, and buddies wouldn't have to be forced to marry by Xiaoqing? I rolled my eyes and said to Xiaoqing: "The one you caught is Qingyang, young and handsome, I think you want to better understand Bai Suzhen's emotional experience back then, it's best to find him, his father must disagree, it's equivalent to another Fahai, you re-interpret it in the bowl, this is the best experience, the reality show has to be played like this, Sister Qing, you have to say okay, I'll match you immediately......"

Xiaoqing groaned: "What you said is quite reasonable. ”

I was immediately pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly said: "I'll match you up, if that kid doesn't agree, I'll beat him and agree, to ensure that the matchmaking is successful." As he spoke, he pulled his legs and was about to go out, but Xiaoqing smiled and said: "But I just like you, the more you disagree, the more I think you are pleasing to the eye, will this be the relationship you often say?" ”

I was frozen in place with five thunderbolts, and this is what I did on Sunday? I looked at Xiaoqing with a wry smile and said, "Sister Qing, let's not joke like this, you don't call it feelings, you call it competition, you have to have the other party in your heart." ”

"Then I have you in my heart now, anyway, I don't want to marry someone else, I just want to marry you."

In fact, the meaning of Xiaoqing's words is that if you agree, you have to agree, and if you don't agree, you have to agree, the pro is a decision anyway, this is too cheating, more barbaric than Pei Xiaoxiao's father, people at least tempt it, this is forced, thinking of Pei Xiaoxiao, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said to Xiaoqing: "I still can't make it, because I have a wife." (To be continued......)

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