After leaving the Zen Yi Hall, the fat man was not in a hurry, and walked around the street leisurely, taking a look here and there.

I urged him: "Fatty, you should hurry up, then Li Xun is still waiting in the Zen Yi Hall!" ”

The fat man pursed his lips and said, "Don't worry, it's good to let this liar suffer some flesh and skin, otherwise he won't have a long memory, and he will still be that virtuous when healed." ”

"By the way, what did you say Yuan Qiu came to us?" The fat man turned around and asked me

I thought about it, and for a moment I didn't know what was going on. In the past, when Yuanqiu saw us, he had the same attitude towards us as others, and when he saw us, he walked in circles. If there is any relationship between us, at most it is by chance, the fat man and I relieved his niece

What is the fetal god? Not to mention outsiders, even we insiders can't say it thoroughly. I only know that the fetal god is not a god, nor a ghost, but a kind of evil, and children like to provoke.

Once the child of the fetal god is provoked, there are usually the following manifestations: fast-paced blinking, biting his fingers, eating his own nails, and in severe cases, eating his own hair, and a ring of hair above his ears is white and straight. Or the eyes are red and the fever does not go away.

When we saw Yuanqiu's niece, we saw that she was eating her own hair and had a low-grade fever, and we learned that she had a pregnant relative staying at her house, so we were 100% sure that Yuanqiu's niece had provoked the fetal god.

Because the fetal god is usually carried on the body of a pregnant woman, if the child's luck is relatively low. In addition, it is easy to provoke the fetal god when you are in contact with pregnant women all year round. Old people often say that after bumping into a pregnant woman, in addition to saying sorry, you have to wait for the pregnant woman to leave, and quietly spit out a mouthful of saliva. They say that this is because of the bad luck of the pregnant woman, but in fact, it is not, because the pregnant woman has the fetal god in her body. It's just that the old man's way is a bit of a fuss, this fetal god does not have a big impact on adults, it is only aimed at children, and not all children, but the luck of the year is relatively low.

Yuan Qiu's cousin, because of too much contact with the pregnant relatives all the year round, coupled with the sluggish luck of the year, provoked the fetal god. It's just that this fetal god is a very small pediatric thing, and it is estimated that some stalls on the side of the road can be dealt with casually, so it is naturally difficult for me and the fat man, and three or two gestures will remove the fetal god for her niece.

The fat man also counted his niece's eight characters, which belonged to the fire life winter birth, the Japanese lord was weak, the congenital fire was insufficient, and the body liked to be sick. So, the fat man opened a small wooden gourd and brought it to his niece.

Don't look at the wooden gourd on the surface looks like an ornament, in fact, the effect is great, if there is a long-term illness at home, you can put three wooden gourds at the head of the bed, or hang in the heavenly doctor, prolong, angry these three directions, can play a role in improving the magnetic field of feng shui, treating diseases. Because the gourd represents medicinal stones and health in Feng Shui.

And the five elements of the wood gourd belong to wood, Yuan Qiu's niece is born in the winter of fire, and the fire is weak, and the fat man does this, which is also based on the principle of the five elements of wood and fire, to help Yuan Qiu's niece's fire and make her eight characters and five elements balanced.

Because of this incident, Yuan Qiu also knew that the fat man and I were Taoists, and his attitude towards us changed greatly. It's just that although the impression has changed, the three of us rarely interact with each other on weekdays, and this time he suddenly came to visit, which really made me and the fat man scratch their heads.

"Here we are, this should be it." Chatting and chatting, the two of us came to the street that Li Xun said.

On the street, we found the location that Li Xun mentioned, in front of a wonton shop, and there was an empty table at the door, and there were some flyers on the ground. Presumably this is Li Xun who was caught by the old man by cheating here, but now that the table is empty, let alone the old man, he can't even find a figure.

I asked the fat man, "This street is so big, where should we find it?" ”

The fat man pondered for a moment and said, "I'll go and ask." ”

I nodded, and that's it. With that, I was going to ask the merchant next to me if I saw any conflict between the two people here this morning.

However, the fat man didn't ask this, he just asked: "Is there any famous barefoot Chinese medicine doctor in this vicinity, and where do you settle down?" ”

The so-called barefoot Chinese medicine, that is, the kind that is unlicensed, the private kind, but no license does not mean that there is no ability, many Taoist doctors who used to go to the rivers and lakes did not have a license, but that medical skill, even the doctors in the big hospitals are not able to beat it.

But...... The fat man asked Chinese medicine at this time, why is it doing? Do you want to heal?

I was confused, but the fat man looked mysterious and told me to leave it alone. So I had no choice but to hold the attitude of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and let the fat man fool around.

The fat man walked through several shops in a row, and when he came out, he said to me, "Let's go." Then, he took the lead and led me into an alley.

I nudged him and asked, "Fatty, what are you bringing me here for?"

The fat man made a silencing gesture and told me not to speak. Then the fat man wrinkled his nose and sniffed around the alley like a dog. After a moment, the fat man took a deep breath, beckoned to me, and said, "Follow me, I'll find it soon." ”

Confused, I followed him into one corner of the alley and into another.

At this time, I smelled the smell of medicinal herbs in the alley, and the deeper I went, the more intense the smell became.

"Should it be here?" The fat man stopped in front of a tiled house.

I looked around and saw that the tiled house looked dilapidated, and the bricks on the door and wall were beginning to fade, just like a bungalow in the countryside. The only thing that was different was that the house was surrounded by the smell of aged medicinal herbs.

I was wondering when the door creaked open, and an old man stepped out of the room. This old man is about sixty or seventy years old, and the important thing is that this old man has a hooked nose and clear eyebrows, which is exactly the same as Li Xun's description.

As soon as the "Seventh Master ......" saw the old man come out, the fat man's expression instantly became very flattering, and the face change in Sichuan opera did not change as fast as he did.

"Yo, isn't this Xiaoqiang? How did you know that Uncle Seven was here? It's rare that you have the heart to come to see Uncle Seven, come in. "Unlike the fat man, this old man called the seventh master glowed as soon as he saw the fat man's eyes, and he sat and watched the fat man, and his enthusiasm was unbelievable.

The two of them really had an adulterous affair...... This is my conclusion about the fat man and the seventh master.

"Seventh Master? I ......," the fat man muttered, apparently ready to make his intentions clear.

"Come on, come on, the first room is saying, it's windy outside, don't blow your body." Before the words fell, the two of us were dragged into the house by the seventh master.

After entering the house, I realized how the smell of medicinal herbs in the alley came from, which was clearly from the house of the seventh master, the scorched ephedra, the sun-dried chicken bone grass, and the gastrodia that calmed the liver and calmed the wind...... The medicinal herbs that had been seen and had not been seen were slowly placed in a large pile in the room, occupying at least a quarter of the room. In this way, this seventh master should be a senior old Chinese medicine doctor, and the fat man asked the merchants on the street to find a Chinese medicine doctor before, presumably to find the seventh master.

Thinking of this, I feel that the relationship between the two of them is not ordinary, they know the seventh master so well, and they can find the place where the seventh master lives with the taste of traditional Chinese medicine, who believes that the two have nothing to do with each other. But I've been with Uncle Qingsong for so long, why have I never heard of the Seventh Master?

"Seventh Master, I'm ......" At this time, the fat man was about to speak again, but was interrupted by Seventh Master in an instant.

"How many times have I said it, don't call it Seventh Master, call it Seventh Uncle. You kid, why do you always see the outside like this? ”

The fat man was so frightened that he hurriedly changed his words and called Uncle Seven.

"Come on, come on, sit down first, and I'll go to the house and get something." The Seventh Master beckoned us to sit down, turned around and ran into the room.

Taking advantage of the time when the seventh master left, I quietly asked the fat man: "Hey fat man, how do you manage other people's grandfather and uncle, is this old man your master or your uncle?" ”

The fat man whispered and said with a wry smile: "His surname is Yang, his name is Qiye, everyone respectfully calls him Seventh Master, but he must I call him Seventh Uncle, no way." ”

"Uh...... The father of the seventh master is really outstanding, and he gave his son a name that was born to be a master. ”

The fat man pouted: "What's outstanding, I think his father is stupid." If I don't give my son a name called Qiye, if you want to call it "Daye", whoever sees my son in the future will have to be respectfully called "uncle", Lao Tzu is the uncle's father, think about it and feel majestic

I can only stroke my forehead speechlessly,

"Uncle"...... Dare to love the fat man, you have treated your son as a prostitute in a brothel. Yo, Uncle Wang, why haven't you come to see our Xiaohong for so long, our Xiaohong is hoping that you are even looking forward to the stars in the sky falling.

Even though the fat man is not married yet, I have begun to feel sorry for his son. I don't know who would be so unlucky, reincarnated as the son of a fat man, and such an unreliable Lao Tzu on the stall can really be described as a misfortune in three lives.

"Come on, come on, Xiaoqiang, we haven't seen each other for a long time, let's have a drink of two first, and let Uncle Seven see if you have grown recently." This Yang Qiye actually moved out of the room...... A case of beer.

Who knows, the fat man was immediately frightened when he saw this beer, and he was so frightened that he hid behind me, looking at the beer like a flood beast.

At this time, Yang Qiye had already poured two halves of the cup on the table and made a gesture of invitation to us.

Although I don't know what kind of reputation this Yang Qiye has made, I think the fat man's reaction is also a little surprised, isn't it just half a glass of beer? We can all drink a bottle of liquor, what is beer, is it necessary to make such a fuss?

I'd like to see what's in there. The fat man didn't move, so I picked up half of the cup and dried it first.

Yang Qiye smiled and watched me raise my wine glass, and the fat man looked panicked, and hurriedly pulled my sleeve, and said in a panic: "Don't, don't drink." ”

But it was too late, and the fat man cried out, and I drank all this glass of wine.

Nothing! I held my glass and looked at the fat man in wonder.

The fat man swallowed: "Are you really okay?" ”

I shook my head, are you okay?

Who knows, as soon as I finished saying this, a surge of energy suddenly surged up from my stomach. My face instantly twitched like drunkenness, at a fast pace. And what's even more outrageous is that I feel like I'm being pressed by a big rock, and I can't move.

Immediately after, I felt the whole world spin, even the ceiling in the sky shook

Looking at Yang Qiye's left hand on his knee again, holding a gesture of sword fingers, I felt "grass" in my heart and knew that I had been tricked.

This Yang Qiye actually even put a "thousand catties" in the beer for hospitality.