Chapter 51: Coming Out for Yi
In the kitchen, the aroma came from a chef in his forties and fifties, sweating profusely.
It's just that when he was stir-frying, he spit into the pot from time to time, twisted his nose, and occasionally rubbed some sludge on his body and threw it into the pot, which made Wu Ming and others who entered the kitchen very disgusted.
Although Ah Zhu is the maid of Murong Gongzi, he is the master in listening to the perfume pavilion, and there are servants, cooks, boatmen, florists, etc.
As the master, Ah Zhu couldn't help but be angry and funny when he saw this scene, and hurriedly shouted: "Old Gu, what are you doing here?" ”
Lao Gu was startled, turned around and exclaimed, "You...... Who are you? How did you get in. ”
Because Ah Zhu was dressed as an old fisherwoman, Lao Gu couldn't recognize it at all, but the voice was very familiar.
Ah Zhu smiled: "I am Miss Ah Zhu. ”
Usually Ah Zhu often pretends to be someone else's appearance, but Lao Gu suddenly came to his senses after hearing about it, and said happily: "Ah Zhu girl, it's good for you to come back, there are a lot of bad people in our water pavilion, forcing me to cook and cook, hehe, how can I be willing, you see!" ”
While speaking, Lao Gu also twisted some snot and threw it into the dish, laughed when he ate it, and saw that Wu Ming and the others behind him were disgusted again, and Wang Yuyan and A Bi frowned.
A Zhu Jiao chirped: "Old Gu, how can you cook such a dirty dish." ”
Lao Gu hurriedly explained: "If the girl eats, my Lao Gu will naturally not do this, and when I do it, I must wash my hands cleanly, but this bad guy eats differently, and he can get as dirty as he can." ”
Azhu said: "If you do this, I will feel disgusting next time I think about it." ”
Listening to the work of the perfume pavilion is very good, Azhu treats people well, Lao Gu didn't want to lose this errand, so he hurriedly said: "Miss Azhu, this is different, absolutely different, completely different......"
Seeing that Lao Gu was in a hurry like this, Ah Zhu couldn't help but laugh dumbly and said, "Okay, okay, just don't do this next time, you tell me how many enemies are coming?" ”
Lao Gu twisted his finger and calculated: "There are ten ** people in the first group, and then there are more than twenty people in the group, there should be more than forty in total." ”
Azhu exclaimed: "It turns out that there are two groups of people, what are these people's dress, what are their identities, and where do they come from?" ”
"Fuck him Ila Niang...... Lao Gu scolded at first, and suddenly realized that he couldn't get dirty in front of Miss Azhu, so he quickly covered his mouth and said: "Miss Azhu, Old Gu really deserves to die, forgive me for being confused just now." These two groups of bad guys, one of them are northern barbarians, who look like robbers. Another group of Sichuan accents, wearing white robes, don't know what the number is. ”
Azhu frowned and said, "Did they say who they came to?" Did it hurt anyone? ”
Lao Gu said: "The first batch of robbers came to find the master, and the second group of strange people came to find the master. We said that the master passed away, but the prince was not there, they didn't believe it, and they searched us back and forth. These people are too fierce, the girls have avoided them, I can't get angry, I want to go up to theorize, and then they beat me, ......"
Wu Ming saw that half of Lao Gu's cheeks were swollen and his eyes were black, thinking that he had indeed eaten a few times, no wonder he would spit in the dishes and blow his nose to vent his anger.
Ah Zhu groaned, turned back to Wu Ming and said, "Wu Gongzi, it seems that we have to go over and see it in person, Lao Gu can't say it clearly." ”
Wu Ming smiled faintly and said, "Well, that's the only way." ”
Under the leadership of Ah Zhu, Wu Ming and the other four went out from the side door of the kitchen, cautiously passed a flower bed, and then passed through the crescent-shaped cave door before coming to the outside of the flower hall.
Wu Ming's kung fu is good, his hearing is very sensitive, and he can clearly hear the sound of conversation and the sound of drinking and eating meat.
Ah Zhu sighed, approached lightly, gently pierced the window paper with his fingers, and looked in.
The hall is brightly lit, but only the east side is brighter, and there are about ten ** rough men here who are drinking happily, the cups and plates on the table are messy, the garbage under the table is a mess, and the chairs are also crooked.
And the situation in the west was in Azhu's eyes, but it made her feel furious, these people were wearing white robes, their faces were blank, expressionless, like zombies, if it weren't for the occasional few people's eyes rolling a few times, she would definitely think that these were dead people.
Ah Bi has always been very curious, so he drew a scoop according to the gourd, and learned from Ah Zhu to look inside.
When her eyes saw the west and a person with a sallow face, the man seemed to sense something and glared at her fiercely, which surprised Abi very much, and suddenly exclaimed "ah".
There were a few bangs, the window slammed, and four people jumped out of it almost at the same time, half of the northern Han and half of the Sichuan strangers, and they shouted in unison, "Who is it?" ”
Although Wu Ming and the others were disguised, their speech and demeanor could not be changed, so they naturally couldn't make a sound, so they could only wait for Ah Zhu's order to act.
Ah Zhu secretly said that it was bad, and he could only try his best to remedy it at this time, so he hurriedly said: "We are fishermen nearby, and we have caught a lot of fresh fish and shrimp, come and ask the chef here if Lao Gu wants it?" You see, they're all alive, but they're fresh. "Fortunately, when I came here before, Azhu really asked everyone to take some fresh fish in their hands in order to look more like.
Ah Zhu spoke like an old woman, Wu Ming didn't feel any flaws after listening to it, and couldn't help but admire in his heart, he was really a genius of disguise, if he completed the previous task, learned the same disguise technique as Ah Zhu, and then learned what to look like, it must be very fun.
Seeing that the five of them were indeed dressed as fishermen, and the fresh fish in everyone's hands, the four big men also believed it, and one of the big men snatched the fish from Azhu's hand and shouted: "Cook, cook, come out for me, take these fish and make us some fish soup." ”
Another big man also snatched the fish and shrimp in the hands of Wu Ming and others, looking at his flying and domineering appearance, Wu Ming really wanted to give him a few big mouths, just to not destroy Ah Zhu's plan, he could only endure it
In fact, if Wu Ming was impressed enough by Tianlong, he should not continue to endure it, because immediately Abi would be exposed.
However, now Wu Ming has forgotten all the details in Tianlong, so naturally he can't remember it.
The other two strangers saw that they were fishermen, so they ignored them and prepared to return to the flower hall.
Abi has always had a habit of cleanliness, and when the two strangers passed by her, the smell of body on her body made her frown and she couldn't help but reach out to cover her nose.
When he covered his nose, the sleeves fell, revealing Abi's jade arms like lotus root, which happened to be seen by one of the sharp-eyed strangers, and he immediately grabbed Abi with his backhand and asked, "Ge Laozi, how old are you?" ”
Ah Bi was shocked, shook off the other party's palm, and said, "What are you doing?" "The voice is delicate and good, where does it look like a middle-aged woman.
As soon as the words were spoken, Abi knew that it was going to be bad, and Wu Ming and the others suddenly understood that this disguise seemed to be exposed.
Sure enough, after the Sichuan stranger stumbled, he suddenly shouted: "They are not fishermen, they are spies dressed in disguise." ”
In this way, the details of Wu Ming and others were completely revealed, and with the shouting of the four big men, more than ten people jumped out of the hall at once, Wu Ming hurriedly protected Wang Yuyan, A Zhu and A Bi behind him, but Duan Yu stood aside stupidly, and was suddenly pulled off his beard by a big man, revealing his true face.
"Haha, it's really a spy."
"It's a spy, and all five of them should be spies dressed up in disguise."
"Arrest them."
"Yes, grab it, then hang it up and beat it, torture it carefully."
Seeing the big men approaching, Wu Ming immediately tore off his beard and shouted in a deep voice: "The thief dares, if you are not afraid of death, come up." ”
When Wu Ming asked, he added an internal force, and all the big men were shocked, and they were stunned on the spot.
Wang Yuyan said: "Pretending to be an ugly girl is not fun at all, and I won't pretend to be either." As she spoke, she immediately reached out and wiped her face a few times, and the mud and flour suddenly fell one after another, revealing her original heavenly fragrance.
When all the men saw an ugly girl turn into a beautiful woman who captivated the country and the city, they were all dumbfounded.
Wang Yuyan said angrily to Ah Bi: "Ah Bi, it's all your fault, you leaked the mechanism, forget it, you all change back to your original appearance, otherwise it will look weird." ”
"Girl, I'm sorry, I'll take off my disguise." Ah Bi was a little embarrassed, and then wiped the disguise from his face.
At the same time, Ah Zhu and Duan Yu also regained their original appearance.
The big men looked at Wang Yuyan, and then at Azhu and Abi, and they were all very shocked, they couldn't imagine that there were such beauties in the world.
At this moment, a group of big men in the hall came out surrounded by a burly old man, only to hear him shout: "Where did the spy come from, pretending to be sneaky, what bad things do you want to do?" ”
When Wu Ming heard this, he was immediately happy, these people broke into other people's homes without authorization, and even put on a posture of the master, which really made people laugh and lose their big teeth.
was about to open his mouth to be sarcastic, but when he heard Ah Zhu, he couldn't help but sneer: "Hmph, I am the master here, in your eyes, I have become a spy, it's ridiculous." ”
The old man was taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "You are really the master here, that's great, then you should be the young lady of the Murong family?" ”
Ah Zhu chuckled and said, "I'm just a girl, where can I be blessed to be a young lady of the Murong family." Who are you? What do you want to do when you break into me? At the end of the day, his tone suddenly became stern.
Hearing Azhu claim to be a girl, the old man was a little unconvinced, and after a while, he said, "You go and ask the master to come out, and I can tell you the intention." ”
Ah Zhu said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "Our old master has passed away, and the prince has gone out, so it is the same if you tell me anything." Also, can't you tell us the origin of your name? ”
The old man said: "I am the owner of Qinjiazhai in Yunzhou, and Yao Bodang is." Is your host really not at home? I'm sorry, we can only detain you for the time being, and when your master returns, I will let you go. ”
Duan Yu hurriedly said: "Old man, this is inappropriate, extremely inappropriate......
At this time, Wu Ming really couldn't help it, and shouted: "The surname Yao, you dare, don't say that you are a small village owner, even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu comes, don't want to move a hair of them in front of me." ”
Azhu Abi's heart warmed, and her eyes looking at Wu Ming were full of gratitude, and even Wang Yuyan couldn't help but look at Wu Ming differently.
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