Chapter 14: Wow, Brother Xiong

"Okay, okay, now that the Dharma has been done, let's all go back and wait for news, three ......" Seeing that Han Duo's face gradually turned dark, I hurriedly took the lead and stretched out three fingers: , believe me, within three days, Zhou Zhenzhen will definitely pay you a batch of money on time.

Han Duo's face gradually turned from cloudy to sunny. However, she still looked like a very stinky fart, and after giving me a little good look, she immediately changed back to her original cold appearance, snatched my peachwood sword, packed up the things at the altar, and prepared to leave, without even saying hello.

"Hey, I said millet grains, you're going to leave like this." I ran after her, she seemed to be angry with the name Millet Li'er, turned around, puffed out her cheeks and looked at me angrily: "Who are you called, I sue you, you are not allowed to call ...... like that"

When a sound came, Han Duo's voice stopped abruptly and turned to look at me in dismay. I saw a tile fall from the roof, and instantly smashed my forehead, and blood flowed down my head.

"Ah, are you alright?" Han Duo screamed, and hurriedly ran towards me in a hurry, I was in a trance when the tiles were smashed, and I almost couldn't help but fall to the ground, but fortunately, Han Duo helped me in time

"You...... Didn't you just make a hexagram in front of the patriarch's altar? Han Duo helped me and asked me in surprise.

I can't laugh or cry a little, just in this situation, who has time to ask Master Zu, just delay those few minutes, you almost went crazy and left, if I ask Master Zu again, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep it.

Of course, I didn't expect myself to be so weak, I haven't used a debt collection spell for N years, and I was hit by one use. As a Taoist priest, I feel that this is very shameful, and of course, it is also very unlucky and sad.

We people in our group are usually very sensitive. When I feel that I am in danger, I will immediately recite the soul mantra, the so-called soul hiding, as I said before, is also called hiding, hiding the soul at the bottom of the world, so as to avoid disaster.

But when the tile fell just now, I didn't even notice it, which was very unusual for me. The only explanation is that I didn't get permission from my grandfather to collect debts, and now he has punished me afterwards.

Otherwise...... A piece of tile, how can I be so dizzy, and my chest is still depressed and wants to jump out, it is simply worse than a pregnant woman.

The beeping sound gradually sounded in my head, my consciousness was a little confused, I could barely hear what Han Duo was talking to me, my body and heart were filled with an indescribable feeling of weakness and vomiting.

It wasn't until a long time later that this feeling gradually calmed down a lot, and when I came to my senses and felt less uncomfortable, I found that I was actually sitting on a park bench......

The aunt next to me with a chair under the big tree was squinting, staring curiously at me with a hairdresser, her little eyes kept looking at my head, and she kept covering her mouth and laughing as she looked.

What are you doing, auntie? Do I have flowers on my face?

I subconsciously touched my face, embarrassed...... There is really a little red flower on my bald head, bald head with saffron, how ecstasy this Nima should be!

After more than ten minutes of taking this little red flower, the people around me still kept covering their mouths and laughing, especially when I saw the little hairy boy with two lines of snot next to me, licking the lollipop and grinning at me. I was so moved that my life was gloomy and my future was bleak, and I couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, or find a towel or something, hang myself and kill myself in this life.

The place where he sat seemed to be a park, with a large lake behind him, and there were many old men playing chess or cards in the pavilion there, and under the big trees here were all kinds of barber stalls. On both sides of the road, almost all of them are some fortune tellers.

Not long after I woke up, there was an old man with a goatee who looked like a fairy wind and bones, and ran towards me with half-squinted eyes, pinched his fingers and counted Lang Dao: "There are many dreams in the day, the spirit is auspicious, Zhuang Zhou is a butterfly, and Lu Zhaowang is flying bear." When he had finished the recitation, he grabbed me by the shoulder, and his eyes were as surprised as if Columbus had discovered a new world

"Oh, oh, it's terrible, it's terrible, this brother, I see that you have a bone on your forehead and a spiritual light in your eyes...... I will definitely be able to achieve great things in the future. Why don't you report a word, let me approve the next year, look at the face, and point out how you are. ”

I sweat ...... In these years, are the people who come out to mix the rivers and lakes so unprofessional? Reciting Zhou Gong's mantra for interpreting dreams, he suddenly jumped to the face. Then follow the trend and fool people to criticize the eight-character year.

It's just a flicker, it's still so unprofessional, I have a fart on my forehead. If the fat man is here, some people may still believe this statement, after all, the fat man's forehead does have a bone protruding. However, my forehead is not bone, it is smooth and smooth, and there is not a single small bag. Again...... My left eye is obviously wrapped up with an eye bag, Nima's you said to a one-eyed blind that you saw a light in his eye, this is even more nonsense than Yu Ji abandoning the overlord and turning to Diao Lily?

Drops of sweat the size of beans slid down my forehead, not hot, but disgusting, and from the old man's mouth came out of those words of praise that I almost began to suspect that I had become a different person. Am I really Chen Haisheng? I'm afraid that if I look in the mirror, there should be a handsome figure of Brother Liming in the mirror.

When I couldn't help but go berserk, a pretty figure suddenly stood behind the old man and slapped the white-haired old man on the shoulder.

"Old man Zeng, it seems a bit too much for you to come to my territory to eat and fool my friends......" Han Duo still held two bottles of glucose drinks in his hands, but the words that came out of his mouth were not less interesting. When the old man saw Han Duo, he was so frightened that he hurriedly retracted his territory and squatted on a small stool three meters away next door. Its galloping posture, the speed of walking, and the standard speed are incredible.

Han Duo seemed to feel very proud, raised her head and smiled proudly a few times, she turned around and handed me a bottle of glucose in her hand.

"Now, take it, I just bought it, people will feel better if you drink it."

It just so happened that my throat was also quite thirsty, so I took the drink handed over by Han Duo without hesitation. As soon as he took a small sip, Han Duo said

"By the way, Chen Haisheng, it will take a month for the money to collect the debt to be settled back to me, as soon as the money arrives, where will I send it to you?"

I shook my head and said it's not in a hurry, you can take it to Xiao Binbin first.

After saying this, they were a little silent with each other, because they really couldn't find a topic between each other, it seemed that just now, we were all still mortal enemies, and just a breath of time, everyone suddenly became friends...... This change in attitude is really uncomfortable.

"I ...... I'll go first, next time I'm free, I'll play with you again" I scratched my head, and I held back the sentence for a while.

"Well, go slowly" Han Duo still cherishes ink like gold.

"By the way, you remember, don't use spells again during this time, your soul has been injured, and you haven't recovered yet, continue to use spells again, you are consuming your life......" Just two steps away, I came back to my senses and continued to remind Han Duo: "Remember, remember." ”

Han Duo still said softly that she knew, but her eyes told me that she didn't pay attention to it at all.

Whether she can't take it to heart, or the helplessness of reality forces her to continue like this. Perhaps, in her seemingly big grin, empty eyes, like a big man's personality, there is an unimaginable pressure on her body, which makes him unable to penetrate at all.

In fact, we are all a group of people who have been pressed by fate and have to lower their heads...... I sighed inwardly, raised my head, and glanced at the sky above me, the sky was very blue, but the blue only stayed for less than a minute, and immediately the light was obscured by the dark clouds, and it became very gray.

"Boy, have you seen enough?" I was sighing when a strong voice came from me...... Coming from above. Then I realized that it was not the clouds that covered the blue sky, but that there was a bear-like man covering me.

This man really looks like a bear, the nose is a bear nose, the body is at least one meter eight, when I look at the sky, he happens to come towards me, the round head directly covers my vision.

"I haven't seen enough, who are you, you have to care about even other people's watching the sky......" I stopped abruptly halfway through the words.

Something, it seems, is wrong.

In addition to this stout and tall "Brother Xiong", there were suddenly a lot of people around me, and they were in a semicircle, surrounding me and Han Duo.

What is this for...... I'm not fat, haven't I ever harassed any big girl?