When Li Yiling heard my first sentence was to invite him out of the mountain, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then he understood what it meant, a smart person is a smart person, there is no need to talk too much nonsense to him, Li Yiling took the cigarette and looked at it, looked at me sarcastically and said: "Such two broken cigarettes, you want to ask me to help you do something?" ”

I stared into his eyes and said in a very sincere tone: "Little brother, why bother with it." ”

The little brother obviously understood the meaning of my words, put the two cigarettes aside, threw me a Chinese one, and said in silence: "Do you want me to help you solve the matter of the Xue family's mansion?" How do you know I have that ability? ”

"The heir of Mr. Yin and Yang, if you want to say that you have no ability, who will believe it? Little brother, looking at your methods yesterday, it is definitely much better than those so-called masters, I won't hide it from you, I am the host of a column group, the program is a supernatural program, I came to you, not just for the Xue family's mansion, I also want to invite you to work with us......"

"You think highly of me, compare me to those masters." Li Yiling smiled mockingly, and then said: "If you want to recruit me, you have to set a price, how much is the salary a month?" ”

I haven't had time to tell Zhao Xing about looking for Li Yiling, I don't know how much salary I can make, what if Zhao Xing doesn't agree? If it doesn't work, it can only come out of my salary, I balanced it, gritted my teeth and said: "At least three thousand, and I don't do heavy work, I just drive a car and shoot with me or something." ”

Li Yiling squinted at me, snuffed out the cigarette butt, pointed to the paper man in the room, and said to me: "The funeral home is a subordinate unit of the Civil Affairs Bureau, I am a regular worker, relying on the funeral home to eat and drink, don't say this, I have nothing to do with a paper figure, a wreath, do you know how much income I can earn a month, at least 5,000, you 3,000 yuan, this is called Huazi?" ”

The salary of the funeral home is not high, more than 2,000 yuan, but I didn't expect that there is so much gray income, not to mention that it has the ability, just point the hour or something, and the money wrapped in the envelope will never be less, even if you don't rely on this, just buy a paper figure in the funeral home, dark coins, gold bills and the like, the income is comparable to a white-collar worker, or even a lot more.

I suddenly found that in fact, I was the only one who was hard, and I didn't earn as much as someone who bought paper in a month, and for a moment I really wanted to learn from him to tie paper people, so I resisted this impulse and persuaded: "More money and less money aside, at least doing a show is more meaningful than being in a funeral home, right?" ”

"What's the point of a show that talks nonsense and relies on ghosts and gods as gimmicks?"

I found that Li Yiling is not only capable, but also very good at complaining, often able to hit the nail on the head, such a person is not easy to fool, I can only chatter and persuade, but he is not moved, after a long time, I said dry mouth, Li Yiling just smiled faintly, I know that I failed, and it will be useless to persuade again.

Before leaving, because I was unwilling, I still said a few words: "Little brother, in fact, I know that you don't agree to me because you have never left the funeral home and have a fundamental fear of this world, but you will stay in the funeral home for the rest of your life?" No friends, no acquaintances, a lifetime of dealing with dead people? ”

My words seemed to touch Li Yiling, his face with a mocking smile had anger, a pair of eyes stared at me, the thief was bright, and waved his hand at me, this is driving me away, the failure is so complete, I have no choice, silently put down a business card on his table, and walked out of the columbarium.

Out of the funeral home, leaving the gloomy place, I took out a cigarette, took two puffs, looked at the sun in the sky, and was ruthless, even if no one helps, the Xue family's mansion Lao Tzu will also go tonight, I don't believe that without Zhang Butcher, I really have to eat even hairy pigs?

Reversed home,I started to prepare.,Draw a talisman and forget it.,With the lesson of the last time, I know that the thing I drew is not only I don't know.,The ghost doesn't know either.,But you can't go without preparation.,What if you run into a female ghost again? I can only look for various ways to ward off evil spirits on the Internet.

That's good in the Internet era, as long as you have a question, search for it, there will be countless answers, of course, the answers are varied, for a novice like me, you can only distinguish the true from the false, not to mention, there are really a lot of ways to ward off evil spirits, the most common, known as the top ten ways to ward off evil spirits.

In tenth place is spitting, the most feared by ghosts, and the heaviest saliva, which was commonly used by ancient exorcists to fight ghosts. But it's not very powerful, and it doesn't work very well against ghosts. The ghost girl of the Xue family can possess her, and she has been dead for so many years, she must be a powerful ghost, and this one has little effect on me.

The ninth place is garlic, which smells fragrant and does not attract insects. And it has a wonderful use to ward off ghosts, and Westerners even juxtapose it with the cross to ward off ghosts. The power effect is not very significant on fierce ghosts, and it only works on ordinary ghosts. This one suits me, it doesn't work, buy a few garlic and put it on your body, it doesn't take up much space.

The eighth is the dog's teeth, the dog barks at night, must see what people can't see, but the dog can protect himself, the key is that the dog's teeth have the power to deter evil. It is effective against ordinary ghosts. The power doesn't have a significant effect on the ghost, and I don't have a place to change it, so I can't run out to see the dog and kill the tooth extraction, right? What's more, the dogs in our community are all gadgets like Jingba, I'm not afraid, can ghosts be afraid?

The seventh is the peachwood sword, a necessary tool for ancient exorcists, peachwood has the aura of warding off evil spirits, and has good luck. The large mahogany sword and the small sword-shaped mahogany ornaments are used to ward off evil spirits. It's good, the problem is that there's nowhere to find it.

The sixth is the statue of Zhong Kui, Zhong Kui is a ghost-catching saint, and when a hundred ghosts see this person, they are like thieves seeing policemen and dare not get close. You have to ask someone to draw it! Printed matter is useless, a piece of waste paper, and there is nowhere to find it, even the printed one is difficult to find.

The fifth is the things given by the parents, which can only be the parents, the stronger the affection, the greater the righteousness, the things that you used to wear often, and then give them to you to wear. Intimate clothing and accessories are acceptable, such as mom's necklace, dad's belt, windbreaker worn when you were young, etc. The breath of the sun of family affection can be hugged into a ball and turned into fire, making ghosts cold.

I remember when I was in college, my father came to see me, pulled down a really good shirt on his body, looked through the cabinets, and found my father's crumpled shirt that was not much stronger than a rag, and the confidence was enough, and then looked down, and it was the fourth, jade, the more natural pure jade, the more noble its quality, buried in the ground for many years, set the righteousness of the gentleman in one, the power of this thing, can ensure the safety of people and animals. The ghosts were frightened and did not dare to get close.

I won't have valuable items, and then look down, tortoiseshell, the best to ward off evil spirits! It is coagulated by the essence and blood of the turtle family "hawksbill turtle", and has a status comparable to jade. In ancient times, the rich and noble families must wear it. Abundant in Hainan in my country, this thing has the same effect as jade, it is too unfriendly to the people, so it can only be looked down.

When I saw the second one, I felt quite helpless, it turned out to be the sun, no ghost dared to wreak havoc under the scorching sun, the ghost met the sun, it must be wiped out, and it turned into nothing!! The sun is so strong that all the ghosts are scattered. It also increases people's yang energy and drives away evil yin. Therefore, it is necessary to let more sunlight in the house to attract righteousness and avoid evil.

But I went to the Xue family's mansion at night to shoot, what are you shooting in the daytime? There is not even a terrifying atmosphere, this one is equal to nothing, and then look at the first one, and suddenly the spirit is shocked, the first place is masculine and righteous, since ancient times, evil does not suppress righteousness, righteousness is fierce, avoid ghosts. In particular, the flesh of upright people is more masculine and feared by ghosts. Therefore, the ancients said: "Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night."

If you do more good deeds, you will accumulate a body of righteous blood. On the contrary, if you do things that hurt the heavens and reason, your heart will be weak and your yang energy will be damaged. Also, the healthier the body, the better the mood, the more energetic the person, and the more yang energy is vigorous. Many people go to the cemetery in the middle of the night, walk in the barren mountains, and live in the underworld, and there is nothing to do, just because this person is a righteous person, his heart is bright, his conscience is clear, and he is in awe when he sees a ghost. Don't dare to get close. A righteous spirit can accompany you for a lifetime, which is far beyond the reach of other evil spirit-warding utensils, and it deserves to be ranked first.

Masculine righteousness, I have always felt that there is no shortage, buddies have a lot of masculinity and righteousness, sometimes I feel that the gas in my body can no longer be described as masculine, it is simply Haoran righteousness, and I feel that it is not right, think carefully, the ghost girl in the Xue family's mansion does not recognize the heroism of the buddy, if she does, she will not chase me like a dog last night.

After a toss, garlic and my father's old shirt can be used, but these two things can really ward off evil spirits? I was a little skeptical, and then I went to look for information, and found that the things that ward off evil spirits were quite strange, what a gossip mirror, copper gourd, ink bucket line, and some old butchers' butcher knives, at least 10 years old, to suppress evil spirits, with ancient money on their bodies......

These things are very unfriendly to the people, some have even just heard of it, and want to find it in a short time, and it is no different from talking in a dream, in desperation, I can only follow the costume book given to me by Wu Laoliu, and draw a few yellow talismans with concentration, remembering that cinnabar also wards off evil spirits, fortunately, I prepared it last time, put a small bag in the pocket of my old shirt, and went downstairs to buy garlic for five yuan.

Basically, that's it, ready, hastily ate some food, seeing that the sky is getting dark, carrying the camera downstairs, just about to take a taxi, the phone rings, I wonder who will call me at this time, connected, a lazy voice came from the other end of the phone: "I'll give you a part-time job, what do you think?" ”

It turned out to be Li Yiling, this is really a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.

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