Chapter 63: Thunder Corpse
Qin Hui helped Wen Cai with a smile on her face, carried the body of Old Lady Ren into the coffin, and then played the ink fountain line on the coffin with him.
"Wen Cai, how long have you been learning from Uncle Nine? How did you learn! Qin Hui asked Wen Cai while pulling the line.
Wen Cai listened to it and said a little discouraged, "It's been more than ten years, but I'm stupid, and I can't learn what Master taught." ”
Qin Hui, who knew from the movie that Wen Cai had no skills, said with an unchanged smile, "Then what will you do?" Will it be a talisman and a ghost hunt? ”
Wen Cai smiled, gestured with his fingernail, and said, "It's only a little bit!" ”
Listening to Wen Cai's words, Qin Hui shook her head and said disdainfully, "You have studied for more than ten years, but you can only learn a little!" What a shame! ”
Wen Cai said in decline, "I think so too, but I'm naturally stupid, and I'm used to this kind of result." After saying this, Wen Cai looked at Qin Hui, who kept shaking his head, and asked with a smile, "Brother Qin, your clothes are so beautiful!" Where did you buy it? ”
"Clothes!" Qin Hui looked at the priest's uniform on his body and said, "This is specially made for me, you don't have to think about it, you can't buy it outside." ”
"I can't buy it!" Listening to Qin Hui's words, Wen Cai secretly thought, "Even if I can buy it, I don't have the money to buy it!" No, this guy is so rich, I can't just let him go. Thinking of this, he said flatteringly to Qin Hui, "Brother Qin! , Master hasn't bought me new clothes for a long time, can you lend me this dress of yours to wear! You're so rich, just lend me a few days to wear it. ”
"You want to wear my clothes!" Qin Hui asked with a smile at Wen Cai.
Wen Cai replied with a cheap smile, "Yes, I will be able to meet Master Ren's daughter Ren Tingting tomorrow, I want to leave a good impression on her." ”
Qin Hui thought about it and looked at Ren Tingting with squinting eyes, and said helplessly, "It's not that I don't want to borrow you, my clothes are tailor-made for me by famous artists, even if they are given to you, you can't wear them." ”
Wen Cai thought about Qin Hui, who was very generous in the teahouse, and asked in a low voice, "The master will help you customize it!" Doesn't that cost a lot of money? ”
Hearing Wen Cai ask about the price, Qin Hui replied with a smile, "It's not much!" Sell your master's Yizhuang and buy a sleeve. ”
"Oh, that's fine." After saying this, Wen Cai immediately came back to his senses and exclaimed, "What? Only after selling the master's Yizhuang can you buy a sleeve! ”
"Why, I don't believe it!" After Qin Hui smiled, she pointed to her clothes and said, "Your master's Yizhuang is worth a few gold!" It's good to be able to buy a sleeve, you must know that my clothes are very technical. ”
Wen Cai thought that Uncle Jiu had slashed demons and eliminated demons for decades, and bought Yizhuang with his life savings, which was actually worth a sleeve of money in Qin Hui, and he couldn't help but feel that his outlook on life had collapsed.
Qin Hui looked at Wen Cai, who was a little disheartened, and said with a smile, "However, I like those new things the most, if you have anything fun, I can give you a dress like this for nothing, so that you can also go out and be majestic." After all, this dress is nothing in my heart, you must know that I am not bad for money! ”
"It's fun!" Wen Cai looked at Qin Hui in a daze, thinking about his belongings. But no matter what Wen Cai thinks, he can't find anything that he can handle.
"Okay Wencai, it's over, let's go." Qin Hui looked at Wen Cai in a daze, put the ink fountain line in his hand aside and said.
Wen Cai, who was awakened by Qin Hui's words, looked at the coffin wrapped in ink fountain threads, and walked towards his room in a groggy manner, without the slightest appearance of inspection.
Seeing Wen Cai leave first, Qin Hui patted the coffin of the old lady Ren heavily, and sighed in a low voice, "Old man, that's all I can do, if you can't become a zombie, then you won't be angry, and you can't blame me when the time comes." ”
Listening to Qin Hui's whisper, Old Lady Ren's coffin, as if he had heard it, shook slightly.
Qin Hui looked at the shaking coffin, smiled, and then walked out of the morgue.
Late at night, the moon and stars are scarce. Qin Hui sat on the roof of the morgue, drinking a little wine alone, waiting for the corpse of the old lady Ren.
"Bump, bump, sand, sand, sand." Qin Hui listened to the sound of pushing the coffin lid and the sound of nails scratching the wooden board from below, smiled and raised her head and poured a sip of liquor.
"Bang, bang, bang." Qin Hui looked at the sound of jumping, and saw the old lady Ren jumping into the courtyard. Looking at the zombie in front of him, whose whole body was shining blue under the moonlight, Qin Hui nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand at him, and said, "Yes, there is a future, you really look like that." Okay, go ahead, don't stay here, you know, it's still very dangerous for you right now. ”
Old lady Ren looked at the voice and saw Qin Hui on the roof at a glance.
Looking at the ugly face of Old Lady Ren, Qin Hui actually found a trace of humanized expression, looking at Old Lady Ren's appearance, Qin Hui waved his hand generously and said, "I am a living Lei Feng, you don't have to thank me, I let you out, in fact, there is a purpose." You take advantage of Uncle Jiu's not getting up, let's go quickly. ”
Old lady Ren looked at Qin Hui in a daze, the long nails on her two hands kept rubbing against each other, stirring up blue lightning from time to time, and then in Qin Hui's guarded eyes, she bowed slightly to him, and then turned around and jumped away.
Qin Hui looked at Old Lady Ren's humanized movements, her eyes widened, and she said in disbelief, "Damn!" So polite! And he actually recognized my voice! Make no mistake! He's a sperm! ”
However, Qin Hui, who had just said this, said to herself in a funny way, "He can't be a sperm master of my business!" Anyway, I saw a second zombie and can go back to sleep. Looking at the old lady Ren who disappeared from his sight, Qin Hui put the wine bottle into his pocket, and then jumped off the roof.
Back in his room, Qin Hui, who had just fallen on the bed, sat up abruptly and exclaimed, "That's not right! Wu Zitong is still in the old man's house! If Old Lady Ren kills him too, where can I find the elixir of life! After saying this, Qin Hui hurriedly got up and chased after Old Lady Ren.
After running a few streets in a row, Qin Hui, who was standing on the street, looked at the vast night and did not find a zombie at all. And at this time, Qin Hui also found a more strict problem, that is, he was lost.
Qin Hui, who had only been here for a few days, couldn't tell which was at all in the night, let alone the famous old man Ren's house that he had never met.
"Bang" Qin Huiqi kicked off a big tree on the side of the road, and kept walking in place, and scolded in his mouth, "Damn, damn it." ”
"When, when, the weather is dry, be careful of the candle, when, when." Listening to the faint sound of the change in her ears, Qin Hui's eyes lit up, and then turned into an afterimage, heading towards the position of the groomer.
"Ahh Yes! Hell! There are ghosts! The husband, who was patted on the shoulder by Qin Hui from the front, watched Qin Hui appear in front of him like a ghost, and shouted loudly, not even noticing that the gong and drum in his hand fell to the ground.
Listening to the noise in his ears, Qin Hui, who was already in a bad mood, lifted him up and asked, "Don't shout, I'm human." Tell me, do you know where Master Ren's home is? ”
The husband who was carried by Qin Hui swallowed and spat and nodded.
Seeing that the husband knew Master Ren's home, Qin Hui held him in his hand and asked him to point the way while he was alone, but he suddenly jumped onto the eaves, and then galloped towards Master Ren's house seven or eight meters in one step.
The husband was held in Qin Hui's hand, looking at the buildings flashing by him, and thought of fear in his heart, "It's all like this, and you still say that you are a human!" This ghost even lied to himself! Looks like I'm going to die today! ”
Walking all the way, Qin Hui didn't care about the feelings of the husband at all, and only when he stood in front of and behind the gate of Ren's mansion did Qin Hui put the husband on the ground, and nodded, "You go, it's none of your business here." ”
After saying this, Qin Hui looked at the husband who was still standing still, and said impatiently, "What! I still want to be rewarded! Thinking of her husband's help to herself, Qin Hui changed her tone again and said, "Okay, okay, I really can't do anything about people like you." Qin Hui said and took out a handful of the ocean that had come over on the street and threw it at the feet of the husband.
With the sound of the ocean falling, the husband looked at Qin Hui, standing still motionless.
"I still won't leave! How! That's too little! Qin Hui looked at the husband who was still standing still, and her tone became colder and colder.
The husband looked at Qin Hui, who had an unkind face, and a puddle of water slowly appeared on his pants, and said with difficulty, "Big, big brother, no, you have something to do, you can go first, I really can't move." ”
Qin Hui looked at the unproductive appearance of the husband, shook her head disdainfully, and then jumped into the courtyard of the Ren Mansion.