Volume 2 The Lost Forest Chapter 47 The Comer Is Not Good
"What!"
In a word, the shrimp ghost was almost choked to death by the turtle egg in his mouth, and he hurriedly patted his chest vigorously, barely straightening out his breath.
"Gollum..."
Forcibly swallowing the turtle egg in his mouth, the shrimp ghost suddenly inserted two big pincers into the mud, his face was full of resentment, "Which little cubs who are not afraid of death dare to run here to spread wild?
"Lord Shrimp Ghost, you put out the fire first, am I talking about this......" Grandpa Oil hurriedly stepped forward to appease him, and smoothed down the red robe of the shrimp ghost, as if to calm its anger.
After a moment of silence, Grandpa Oil continued, "When they first entered the forest, I specially arranged for Xiao Mengbao to investigate, knowing that they were not good, so I had already made preparations. ”
"Oh, how many of them are there?"
"Shhh...... There are probably a dozen of them, and each of them is very good. Grandpa Oil recalled, and then told the truth.
"Oh?" the shrimp ghost picked out his slender shrimp whiskers after listening, pulled the two pliers out of the ground again, and crapped them a few times, staring at the weapon he was most proud of, and said contemptuously, "The strength is not bad, so how does it compare to me?"
"Well...... Naturally, they can't be compared, and they are not enough for you to move your fingers. "Grandpa Oil is full of praise, but he is telling the truth.
This shrimp ghost doesn't look at it with a lot of faults, and it is also very arrogant, but its strength has long been at the peak of the nine-grade demon beast, and it is about to break through the bottleneck and enter the level of a one-star demon beast.
The strength of cultivators is divided into levels, and the same is true for demon beasts, although they are not as detailed as those of cultivators, they are also roughly divided into four levels.
The strength level of the demon beast is from low to high, which is the grade, star, class, and diamond level, and each level is divided into one to ninety-nine levels, constituting the strength system between the demon beasts.
Hearing Grandpa You's praise, the shrimp ghost was very proud on his face, and said nonchalantly, "Since they are so weak, there is nothing to be afraid of." ”
After saying that, its pincers moved slightly, and continued to eat the turtle eggs in the net.
Grandpa Oil frowned tightly, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly whispered, "Lord Shrimp Ghost, I know that you are highly skilled, if it is a head-to-head battle, those minions are naturally not your opponents." Terrible is afraid that they don't play cards according to the routine, they are people, they are the most stealing and slippery creatures, if they are behind the scenes, how should we guard against it......?
Speaking of this, Grandpa Oil paused deliberately, raised his eyelids and looked at the reaction on the shrimp ghost's face.
In a word, the movements on the shrimp ghost's hands immediately stopped, especially when he heard the adult that Grandpa Oil said, even a cynical master like him couldn't help but tremble, his hands drooped, and his face was full of fear!
"Ahem......"
A turtle egg stuck to his throat, and the shrimp ghost choked again, coughing vigorously.
"Lord Shrimp Ghost, are you alright?" Grandpa Oil hurriedly stepped forward and patted its back, and said with a concerned expression.
"Hey, don't move yet... Gollum..."The shrimp ghost blocked the pincers to the side, closed his eyes and swallowed hard, and his breath immediately became much more relaxed.
After recovering his complexion, the shrimp ghost became cautious at this time, turned his head to look at Grandpa You, and asked seriously, "Grandpa You, I just heard you say that you have been prepared for a long time, what are you preparing for?"
Grandpa Oil was stunned for a moment after hearing this, hesitated for a few seconds, and suddenly a rare old treacherous cunning appeared on his face, and chuckled, "Hehe...... To tell you, I told you the truth, long before the gang arrived at my door, I laid a trap and waited for them to drill into it. ”
"What trap?" the shrimp ghost was curious.
"Hehe......" Grandpa Oil laughed wickedly, and then said, " I knew that they must have come to disturb the lord this time, and the route they took was bound to pass through two forks in the road in front of my house, and since they dared to find my house, there must be someone in their team who knew the way, so I took a little more thought, and deliberately changed the scenery of the fork in the road on the left and right, and induced them to go somewhere else, that place, but the range of our rivals, as long as they followed in, they would never want to come out alive!"
Bang!
In a word, the shrimp ghost suddenly became happy, grinning like a fool, "Hey, hey, hey...... No wonder people call you Grandpa Oil, it's really an old oilman, there are you!"
The shrimp ghost patted Grandpa Oil's shoulder approvingly, and the two big tongs weighed dozens of pounds, almost slapping the old man into the mud.
"Hey, Lord Shrimp Ghost, don't slap me like this, my old arms and legs are not iron, I can't stand your toss like this. Grandpa Oil was so painful that he blocked it with his hand, and his heart was even more bitter.
When the shrimp ghost heard this, his face was slightly displeased, "Hey, I'm praising you, don't be ignorant." ”
"Just praise me with your mouth, don't keep doing it, my body is brittle, and my nutrition can't keep up." ”
"If you can't keep up with nutrition, eat more walnuts, I have ...... here"
"Lord Shrimp Ghost, why do you always compete with walnuts?" Grandpa Oil immediately interrupted, his face was very speechless, "Your walnuts, let's save them for the winter, if you are looking for something else delicious, give me three melons and two dates, I will be content." ”
"Cut, you old thing is really unreasonable, rewarding you walnuts is worthy of you, and if you are someone else, I won't give it to you." The shrimp ghost complained.
Grandpa Oil was full of innocence after hearing this, but because of the strength of the shrimp ghost, he could only endure it temporarily.
Letting out the sullen breath in his heart heavily, Grandpa Oil continued, "Lord Shrimp Ghost, let's not mention the walnut matter first, but what should we do with our next plan? ”
"What's next?"
"Of course it's the enemy. Grandpa Oil was very depressed and opened his mouth to remind.
"They're all lost, what enemy are they fighting against?"
"But after them, there may be other forces in Baoqi, or we ...... first."
"Then let's wait for the other forces to come. Grandpa Oil was about to make a suggestion, but the shrimp ghost suddenly interrupted, "It's too early to prepare a plan now, the soldiers will come to block it, the water will come to cover it, and they will go first." ”
“......”
Make good use of soldiers, strategize, win thousands of miles away, take precautions This kind of wisdom, the shrimp ghost will never be taken into account, content with the status quo, living in the present, is its strength.
It's rare to be idle, and it's really chic enough to live.
Merely......
Grandpa Oil was still worried, it may be that people are easy to nag when they are old, and after a moment of silence, he continued, "If it is too late for them to break into here, before they come, I suggest opening the Spirit of Thorns first." ”
"What?Spirit of Thorns?"
An unfamiliar word, Zhou Nian, who was hiding in the tree, couldn't help frowning, and was about to get closer to hear it more clearly, but in the thorns not far behind him, there were suddenly several heavy footsteps.
If you listen carefully, it should be two people.
"Anyone?"
Zhou Nian's heart sank, and his eyes immediately looked towards the blood-red thorns.
The shrimp ghost also seemed to sense the arrival of an uninvited guest, and the big tongs suddenly raised to stop Grandpa Oil from continuing, stepped forward a few steps, and stared at the mysterious land of thorns with a solemn face.
The blood-red thorns were gradually pushed away, and the sound of "bells and bells" came from the opposite side, and where the thorns touched, the wind blew slowly like wheat waves, and with a huge black turtle shell gradually approaching here, two figures appeared on the opposite side of the shrimp ghost.
"Hmph, stinky shrimp, Lao Tzu is looking for you to take revenge today!"
With a loud shout, Zhou Nian was shocked in his heart, and as far as his eyes could see, two figures appeared in the wind.
There is a thing standing on the left, seven feet long, with broad shoulders and thick back, holding a shield on the forelimbs, stepping on the ground with the hind feet, there is moss growing on the shield, and a large piece of green oil is attached to it, covering up the lines, blurring the light spots, the body walks upright, the head is like a snake, majestic, and it is a big green-haired turtle!
There is a thing standing on the right, five feet long, fat and round, wide lips, eyes like bubbles, belly white as a drum, back blue and yellow, and the back is covered with dense small pimples.
A turtle, a toad, the patchwork lineup actually wants to fight with a shrimp, and Zhou Nian on the tree has a headache.
When the shrimp ghost saw the two objects in front of him, the two big pincers involuntarily lifted up, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly pointed to the toad opposite, and suddenly shouted, "Who are you?
Hearing this, the toad croaked a few times, stepped forward like a leisurely walk, and laughed softly, "Hmph, I don't even know you, you are still the master of this pool, what a waste of such a good spring." Boy, you stop me, my prestige will scare you to death!"
"What's your name?"
"My name is the Great General of Earth-shattering Wisdom!"
Bang!
A word of intimidation, the two teases got together!
A mighty general who stands up to the sky, a general who is earth-shattering and wise, all of them are generals, and they are all mentally retarded!
When the shrimp ghost heard this, the anger in his heart came up all of a sudden, and the two big pincers pointed hard and said angrily, "It's you, you are also worthy!"
"I'd love to!" the toad was annoyed, puffing out like an inflated ball.
"And what is it called?" the shrimp ghost turned his pincers and suddenly pointed at the old turtle next to him.
After hearing this, the old turtle was a little cold, and after a few seconds, his heart suddenly burned with anger, and he said angrily, "Stupid, you just started a big battle with me a few days ago, and now you pretend not to know me?"
"I didn't see you a few days ago?" the shrimp ghost frowned, looking innocent.
"You!" the old turtle was annoyed, suddenly shook the turtle shell shield in his hand, and roared, "Idiot, I was in the turtle shell at that time, and you didn't know me when I took off the turtle shell?"
The shrimp ghost also did not show weakness, the pliers were a little harder, and said angrily, "Then you should put on your pants first!"