188 Catch the ducks on the shelves
The important preparations I spoke of were quickly translated into action.
The fat man and I went back to the hotel and fell asleep, isn't it important to recuperate? Isn't it an important preparation?
Of course, it's not that I haven't done anything serious, at least I made a phone call to ask Kong Xuan to come over. I know that he has been waiting for my call, and when I called him at the funeral home before, I didn't mention asking him to come, and he must have scolded me in my heart for not being righteous.
After sleeping until nine o'clock in the evening, the two got up for a supper, drank a beer to cool off, and then returned to the hotel. I couldn't sleep now, so the two had to sit at the head of the bed and chat and fart.
At about eleven o'clock, I vaguely heard a commotion outside the door, and I was bored with the fat man, so I jumped up when I heard the sound and ran to the door to see the excitement.
As soon as the door was opened, a female voice could be heard screaming, "Get out! I don't care about you! β
Following the voice, I saw two women who were dressed quite fashionably and looked very temperamental, and they were angry at a man in a suit. One of the women was twenty-four or five years old, with long hair and a shawl, and a slender figure, while the other woman was in her thirties, with short ear-length hair, but her gestures were full of the charm of a young woman, and it was this young woman who pointed at the man in the suit.
It was clear that the two women had drunk too much.
The man in the suit was accompanying the smiling face to persuade him: "Mr. Wang, Manager Zhang, you still let me send you back, so I can't deal with the chairman!" β
"the fart! Get lost! The old lady is going to sleep in the hotel tonight! The young woman said angrily.
"Xiao Li, you can go back, I will take care of Mr. Wang, it's okay!" The girl next to her was eating and laughing, but it seemed that she was almost drunk, and the whole person leaned on the young woman, I am afraid that the young woman would take care of her more.
The man in the suit persuaded a few more words, and the young woman finally said angrily: "If you don't leave, the old lady will fire you!" β
Some people next to him poked their heads out to watch the play, and the man in the suit also felt a little embarrassed when he saw this, thinking that if this continued, there would be an even more embarrassing situation, and finally dropped a sentence: "Manager Zhang, then please take care of Mr. Wang!" β
After speaking, he turned around and left, but the girl Manager Zhang smiled and said, "You can rest assured!" We won't call ducks again, hahaha! After saying that, he actually threw a wink at us.
When the man in the suit heard this, he didn't stop even more, and he didn't even take the elevator, and ran down the stairs directly.
The people in the next room saw the end of the show, they all closed the door with a smile, I and the fat man were no exception, after closing the door, I and the fat man had a mess of it, after a while, the phone rang, I walked over and pressed the speakerphone, and a sweet and greasy female voice came: "Sir, I am here the Royal Court Noble Club, do you need service?" β
I was about to refuse, but the fat man rushed forward: "What kind of service do you have?" β
"Ice/Fire, Poison/Dragon, Double/Fly, Three/Fly, what do you need?" Eating and laughing over there.
"That's all, nothing else?" The fat man was very dissatisfied: "There is no red rope uniform or anything?" β
"Yo, big/master, you play at a good level, but unfortunately I don't have it."
"Forget it! Boring! β
When the fat man was hanging up the phone, he muttered: "Why don't you call two ducks to play with you, that will be interesting!" β
The two of them were stunned, ho, they didn't expect there to be ducks here.
After hanging up the phone, I talked a few words from all over the world, it was obvious that the fat man was not in a state, a pair of eyes were gurgling around, just casually perfunctory to me, and finally I said unhappily: "Fatty, what are you thinking?" β
The fat man suddenly smiled: "Brother ghost, let's play a game." β
I shuddered, "Do you want me to throw soap for you?" β
"Go, where do you want to go?" The fat man looked at me with disdain: "How can I do such a thing!" β
"And what do you want to do?"
"Listen, don't make a sound!"
The fat man sat down next to the bedside table in the middle of the two beds, pressed the speakerphone, and pressed down a few numbers, which I could see clearly, and the number he pressed was 805. The inside line of this hotel only needs to dial the room number directly, hey, isn't 805 the room number of the two women just now?
Seeing my surprised eyes, the fat man raised his eyebrows proudly and made a boo gesture.
Beep beep a few times, someone on the other end of the phone picked up the phone, and an extremely impatient female voice rang: "Who?" β
"Hello, I am the foreman of the Imperial Court Noble Club, may I ask, do you need special services?" The fat man's fluent Mandarin actually has a bit of Beijing's tongue rolling, which is high-end.
The other end of the phone was obviously flustered, and it was half ringing, and the voice asked with some uncertainty: "What is the special service you are talking about?" β
The fat man made a victory gesture at me, but his mouth was talking nonsense: "We are an aristocratic service, our employees are professionally trained, from psychological consultation to body massage, from beauty to eggs/nest/care/care, our staff can provide you with the most professional service, of course, we also have a special private / department / care / care, you know." β
I almost wanted to burst into laughter on the spot, damn it, where did this brute come from these terms? It's clear that the other party doesn't hang up on your phone.
To my surprise, I didn't hang up the phone, but whispered something, and after a while, Ai Ai's voice came from there: "Why don't you come to my room to have a look?" β
"No problem, I'll be there in ten minutes!" The fat man hung up the phone very gently, then jumped up, and said with a smile: "My mother, they actually agreed, Brother Ghost, since I have to call you the boss, let you pick it first, which one do you want?" β
I was stunned for a while, and then smiled: "I'll forget it, I've been losing a lot of health recently, and I finally came out for a vacation......"
The fat man interrupted me without hesitation: "You speak with your conscience!" β
"Okay, I want that Manager Zhang!" I laughed and said, I have to say, the fat man brought me a surprise.
The two quickly turned out a few high-grade clothes to change into, scratched their heads in the mirror for a moment, coughed sanctimoniously, quietly pushed the door open, looked left and right, closed the door, walked to the opposite side, and the fat man pressed the doorbell.
In the middle of the ring, the door opened, and the young woman in her bathrobe glanced at us at the crack in the door, and opened her mouth to speak, but she didn't know what to say, and the fat man hurriedly laughed softly: "We are from the royal court!" β
The young woman's face was slightly red, and she seemed to be a little nervous, and pushed the door forward, unlocking the secret lock behind her, and then opened the door and softly beckoned us in.
To be honest, I'm even more nervous, this is the first time for me.
After the young woman closed the door, she slipped into the bed, and on the other bed, there was the manager surnamed Zhang, whose face was red, and looked at us with a smile: "What, why are there two people, we have no room to choose!"
"I'm sorry, today's business is very good, so it's just the two of us!" The fat man straightened his chest.
"So you mean, you two were picked by someone else?" Manager Zhang pretended to frown, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth: "No wonder it's not much, so fat, can you play tricks?" β
"Don't look at me fat, I do/have power in love!" The fat man's clichΓ© comes as soon as he opens his mouth.
"Huh, really? Then I'll pick you! Mr. Wang, the other one that seems to be flexible is left to you! Manager Zhang said with a smile.
So, in this person's life, power is very important, you see, even if you call a duck, you leave the good to the leader, phew! Lao Tzu is not a duck! Even if it was, I was driven to the shelves......
I climbed into bed with the fat man laughing...... 3652 words are deleted here, including 843 mood particles of various oh-oh-ah......
After about seven times of radio gymnastics and three times of eye exercises, the four of them began to chat, chatting and chatting, and talked about the elevator incident that happened this morning, but I didn't expect that these two women also worked in that building, a jewelry company on the fourteenth floor, Wang was always the company's marketing director, and Manager Zhang was the manager of the marketing department.
"There is a ghost in this building, a few days ago there was a girl with a heart/dirty/sick attack, and today the elevator is out of control, it is said that the man is a large district manager of Niya clothing company on the seventeenth floor, and the whole person has been clicked in half." After Manager Zhang finished speaking, he shrank into the fat man's arms.
"Well, I also think something is wrong in this building, maybe there are too many messy things, and all those unclean things have been recruited. I saw a syringe in the bathroom that day, presumably someone was taking drugs inside! I don't know what security monitoring is for. Mr. Wang also complained.
I always feel that this Mr. Wang is cold, maybe because the air conditioning in the room is too big.
"Mr. Wang, it is impossible for the building security guards to monitor the bathroom, otherwise, some places of your white swaying will not be looked at? Oops, wrong, it should be black. Manager Zhang smiled.
"Go, go! Tear your mouth apart with nonsense. Mr. Wang laughed and scolded.
"However, I really saw the general manager of the company on the 24th floor and his female secretary in the toilet!" Manager Zhang said with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense." Mr. Wang's face suddenly turned straight.
"How could I possibly talk nonsense? There were still a few people who saw it! Manager Zhang said disapprerovingly: "Didn't the building hold a cocktail party that day, the one in the multi-functional conference hall on the top floor." I was blowing the wind on the rooftop terrace with a few people, and I happened to see the toilet window on the 24th floor from that angle. We really have seen it, if you don't believe it, you can ask. By the way, those three people are also on the 17th floor of Niya Clothing Company. β
"Well, even if it's true, don't talk nonsense, if you don't do it, it will affect other people's families! Besides, isn't that what it's all about, what's there to chew your tongue on? After saying this, Mr. Wang's face flashed with a flush, and he grabbed a certain part of me: "Come to serve again, this time a wild ......"