Section 084, the inhumane emperor [2]
"Huh...... This inn was opened by my uncle, who has been here for many years. ”
"So that's the case, it seems that we are really very fateful, so let's do it! For the sake of our fate, I will help your uncle change the feng shui pattern here for free, and within a month, your uncle's business here will become more and more prosperous. ”
"Then thank you Master Liu, you wait first, I'll call my uncle out."
Xiaolan listened to Liu Shoucai's words, and immediately became happy, Xiaolan was very clear about Liu Shoucai's methods, because she had seen Liu Shoucai's techniques.
As soon as Xiaolan left, Xiaobai jumped on the table unhappily: "Liu Shoucai, are you crazy?" Why help people change feng shui for free? Anyway, we need to collect some labor remuneration too! In my opinion, we changed the feng shui here to the innkeeper, so that he would waive our room and board fees, and we would stay here for a month, and we would save ourselves from going out to find a place to stay. ”
"I think of beauty, where to live here, it's better to live in our own home, have a place of our own, that's the first happy thing, not to mention that the housing prices here are so cheap, and the inn house is so big, it's not convenient to do anything."
"Brother Liu is right, Xiaobai, you have to think about it deeply, don't always be so superficial."
Badou and Liu Shoucai sang and harmonized, Xiaobai was a little angry, but because of the momentum of Badou and Liu Shoucai's Wang Ba, it finally bowed its head and surrendered, seeing that Xiaobai was speechless, Liu Shoucai's mood was much better.
Just when Liu Shoucai and the others were about to eat, Xiaolan came over with an elderly man who was about fifty years old, and that person must be the uncle Xiaolan said! However, after seeing this person, Liu Shoucai just said that he wanted to change the feng shui here.
"Uncle, this is Master Liu Shoucai Liu I just told you about, he is very powerful!"
"Master Liu will be fortunate to meet me, my niece has been taken care of by you before."
"You're welcome, I haven't taken care of your niece either, it's just that we used to be neighbors, so we see each other often."
"Listen to my niece, Master Liu wants to help me change feng shui here, I don't know if it's true?"
Xiaolan's uncle said his intention to come over as soon as he came up, and Liu Shoucai didn't like this person more and more, of course, the reason why Liu Shoucai hated him was because this person looked very similar to General Hao, and Liu Shoucai quietly calculated it just now, but he didn't expect that this person was still General Hao's own brother.
It's just because he was abducted by human traffickers since he was a child that he ended up in Xiaolan's house, and later moved to this place, so he didn't know General Hao, nor did he know his true identity.
This person is very bad-looking, he is a person who can do anything for the sake of profit, he has blood on his brows, and he also carries several human lives, and it was because of human lives that he had to flee to this place before, but he didn't think of opening an inn here.
Although this inn doesn't make much money, but it can barely make ends meet, Xiaolan's uncle is now old and has no children under his knees, so he will be so good to Xiaolan, this is also to buy a pensioner for himself, if Xiaolan is useless to him, then he will definitely not be good to Xiaolan.
Xiaolan is a simple girl, and it is also appropriate to not see people's hearts clearly, but Liu Shoucai is not an idiot and fool, after he saw Uncle Xiaolan's face clearly, he had no thoughts, and he also wanted to leave here as soon as possible, so as not to cause any trouble for himself in the future.
"Master Liu? What happened to you? ”
Seeing that Liu Shoucai didn't speak for a long time, Xiaolan hurriedly walked up to him and shook him, Liu Shoucai quickly came back to his senses and smiled embarrassedly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was just divining, but the feng shui here is not very good, that's why your uncle can't get rich for so many years, as long as you change the feng shui pattern here, the wealth will roll in."
"Really? That's great, Master Liu, you must help me, if I can really make money, then I will definitely thank Master Liu. ”
Xiaolan's uncle originally wanted to make a fortune, so he always went to rob tombs on weekdays, and now he heard Liu Shoucai say that he could change his feng shui pattern and make himself rich, how could he not be excited.
For Uncle Xiaolan's excited appearance, Liu Shoucai sneered in his heart, he would naturally change the feng shui here for Uncle Xiaolan, but he would not be stupid to really change it to a good pattern of daily progress, but would change it to the pattern of hell on earth.
Of course, this pattern will not cause any danger to those good people, but it will make those who are not right-minded constantly have nightmares when they sleep at night, leaving them in hell on earth, which is also a disguised punishment for those bad people, of course, Liu Shoucai will not say this openly.
"Don't worry! I will definitely help you, you are Xiaolan's uncle, I have to help you, tonight I will start to help you change the pattern here, because tonight is an auspicious time, suitable for changing feng shui, and the aura at night is also big, feng shui absorbs more aura, it is also very good for the people staying in your inn, and you can live a long life. ”
Liu Shoucai told a lie, his face was not red and he was not panting, Badou and Xiaobai saw Liu Shoucai smiling so strangely, and immediately raised their vigilance in their hearts, Liu Shoucai usually laughed like this, there must be some trick, but in front of Xiaolan and her uncle, Badou and Xiaobai naturally didn't say anything.
"Then thank you Master Liu, Xiaolan, you accompany the master to dinner, I will go and prepare the things that the master needs in the evening, can you tell me, master, I will prepare it."
"Okay, remember, I need ......"
Liu Shoucai said a lot of things that need to be used, of course, these things are also valuable, and there are also very ordinary, the reason why expensive items are used is also to let Xiaolan's uncle bleed, of course, if all the valuable things are used, then Xiaolan's uncle will definitely not be able to take it out, after all, he is not rich.
In order to be rich in the future, Uncle Xiaolan didn't care how much the valuable things Liu Shoucai said were worth, so he went out with the list to prepare, Xiaolan originally wanted to accompany Liu Shoucai to have a few drinks, but Liu Shoucai was afraid that Xiaolan would be gossiped about when he was drunk, so he refused.
"Xiaolan, I have to do it at night, I can't drink, you are a girl, drink less, wine is not a very good thing for people, and if you get drunk, you will also be instructed, after all, in public."
"Master Liu, you are really, forget it, then you can eat vegetables!"
Xiaolan covered her mouth and snickered, then picked up a piece of braised pork and put it in Liu Shoucai's bowl, Xiaobai immediately became angry, why can't Xiaolan see it? It's a shame that it still misses her before.
And Badou sat quietly eating alone, and he didn't have any feelings about Xiaolan deliberately currying favor with Liu Shoucai, because Badou knew that Liu Shoucai would not take a fancy to this girl.
"Ah......hh I'm going to be angry, Liu Shoucai, if you dare to tease the little blue girl again, I will tell you all your romantic affairs. ”
Xiaobai couldn't stand Liu Shoucai and Xiaolan kissing me and me on the side, of course, Liu Shoucai was also aggrieved, and he didn't want to be so close to Xiaolan, but this girl has been close to him, which makes him unable to refuse.
"Xiaobai, I don't want to either, but you can also see it, she has been bothering me, and I don't want to, otherwise you tell her and let her go with you, anyway, I can't give her any happiness."
Liu Shoucai said this on purpose, it is impossible for him to give Xiaolan happiness, Xiaobai is naturally impossible, because Xiaobai is just a big rooster in Xiaolan's eyes, how can a person marry a big rooster and live for a lifetime, even if Xiaobai is a divine beast, it is impossible to be together.
"Liu Shoucai, you ...... Hum! Count you ruthless. ”
Xiao Bai glared at Liu Shoucai, for Liu Shoucai's cynicism, Xiao Bai could be regarded as hearing it, Xiao Lan felt a strange atmosphere at the dinner table, and hurriedly lowered her head to eat, she also remembered that she was too eager just now, but when she thought of the feeling of being close to Liu Shoucai just now, Xiao Lan couldn't help but be full of joy.
Xiaolan's uncle bought all the things Liu Shoucai said in less than an hour, and Liu Shoucai and they also finished eating at this time, because there was still a little time before dark, so Liu Shoucai took Badou Xiaobai back to the room to rest.
Xiaolan followed her uncle to the backyard where they lived, and when she returned to the room, Badou hurriedly closed the door, and Xiaobai also sat directly in front of Liu Shoucai.
"Say, what kind of idea do you have, I don't think you really have that kind heart to help people change feng shui."
"Of course I'm not so kind, Xiaolan's uncle and General Hao are brothers, although Xiaolan's uncle doesn't know his identity now, but he will always know, if he knows that I killed his brother, do you think he will trouble me? And judging from his face, he also carried several lives. ”
"Yes! I also calculated just now, he came here because he took his life in his hometown, so he fled here, and now he always goes to rob tombs, this kind of person, how can he have so much wealth, and this person has a very heavy evil spirit. ”
"Well, so I'm going to make a hell on earth, so that those who are not right-minded will live in nightmares every night, which can be regarded as a lesson to them in disguise."
"Alas! Why bother making so much trouble, just solve it, why do you find so many troublesome things for yourself, it feels so boring. ”
Xiaobai disdains Liu Shoucai's approach, it feels that it will be enough to directly solve those bad guys, why bother doing such a troublesome thing, but Liu Shoucai doesn't think so, even if it is a bad guy, it has his own way of dying.
"Xiaobai, living is the best punishment for them, let them live in their nightmares forever, isn't this kind of punishment bad? When they die, they can't feel anything, once they are reincarnated, it has nothing to do with this life, and for the wicked, naturally they can't use this simple method to cheapen them. ”
"You're right, let them die and come back to life first, and then they can't stand suicide themselves, it's exciting to think about."
Xiao Bai suddenly thought of this, and immediately jumped up happily, seeing Xiao Bai dancing on the table like a fool, Liu Shoucai and Badou turned their heads away and didn't look at it, they felt that Xiao Bai was too embarrassed.
Time passed minute by minute, as soon as it was dark, Xiaolan and her uncle came to find Liu Shoucai, Liu Shoucai didn't do anything, and directly followed Xiaolan and his uncle to the backyard of the inn, Badou and Xiaobai naturally followed, they wanted to watch a good show, how could they miss it.
"I'm going to start, you all retreat under the eaves, Badou Xiaobai, you two come over and help get things."
Badou and Xiaobai heard Liu Shoucai's words, and hurriedly went over to help get things, Xiaolan and her uncle naturally stood under the eaves, Liu Shoucai held the talisman in his hand, and then there were words in his mouth, he felt that he was also drunk, obviously he was a spirit man who caught zombies, but now he was like a fake Taoist who deceived people.
But at the thought that he could punish those bad guys, Liu Shoucai's mood was also much better, half an hour later, Liu Shoucai pretended to be very tired and ended up changing the feng shui pattern, as soon as he walked under the eaves, Badou hurriedly supported him, so that it looked like he had collapsed.
"Okay, this inn will become more and more prosperous in the future, I will go back to the room to rest first, I have consumed a lot of energy, I want to have a good night's rest."
"Master Liu has worked hard, Xiao Er, hurry up and help the master go back to the room to rest, Liangzi, go to the kitchen to help everyone cook some big supplements to make up for the body."
"Yes, shopkeeper."
Xiao Er and the man named Liangzi were busy, originally Badou could help Liu Shoucai, but as soon as Xiao Er joined, he let go of Liu Shoucai, anyway, Liu Shoucai didn't really collapse, so he didn't have to worry about anything, just pretending.
As soon as Liu Shoucai returned to the room, as soon as Xiao Er left, Liu Shoucai regained his appearance of a dragon and a tiger, Badou sighed helplessly, and Xiaobai glanced at Liu Shoucai with disdain.
"Pretending to be the same as the real thing, Liu Shoucai, your cheeks are really getting thicker and thicker."
"Thank you for the compliment, thank you two for your help this time, from tonight onwards, the shopkeeper will never have a good life again, I want to see how long he can hold on before he collapses."
Liu Shoucai's eyes emitted a ruthless light, Badou and Xiaobai were shocked, and both of them were a little afraid of Liu Shoucai's appearance at this time.
"Liu Shoucai, why are your eyes so terrifying, maybe you are also in a dream, right?"
"What are you thinking about, the formation I arranged, how could I fall asleep, okay, don't think nonsense, let's think about where to find a house tomorrow! Don't live in this kind of place for a long time, lest you get bad luck. ”
Because the layout and feng shui of this inn have been changed, if you live for a long time, you will definitely have bad luck, Liu Shoucai doesn't want to add bad luck to himself, and Badou and Xiaobai naturally don't want to either.
"Well, we'll go to find the house tomorrow, it's really impossible to have a master here, but what about Xiaolan? She's still a girl, and she's very simple, so we've got to help her! ”
"Xiaolan will be fine, she has great luck, she will not be affected by the things here, we don't have to worry about her."
After Liu Shoucai and they talked for a while, Liangzi came over with the tonic, looking at the two bowls of perfect tonic soup on the table, Liu Shoucai looked depressed, and Xiaobai was cold-faced.
"Damn, what do they mean, can't they see me?"
"You? I guess they treat you like an ordinary chicken, so they ignore that you also need tonic, forget it, I don't dare to drink this thing, such a big tonic thing, I don't want to make up, Xiaobai, you drink it! ”
"I don't dare to drink it, Xiaobai, you can drink it together! It's not your portion, but you can drink two servings now, and your physique, this thing is just right. ”
Seeing that Liu Shoucai and Badou said so seriously, Xiaobai also believed it, and it was no longer angry, anyway, as long as there was something delicious, it didn't care about anything, seeing Xiaobai holding two bowls of soup and drinking a fine light, Liu Shoucai and Badou each flashed, and then smiled secretly.
The night passed like this, and when Xiaobai woke up the next day, he suddenly felt that his nose was hot, and he hurriedly wiped it with his wings, but he didn't expect that he had a nosebleed.
"Damn, Lao Tzu has a nosebleed, how can this be? It's unthinkable that chickens will have nosebleeds. ”
Xiao Bai's exclamation made Liu Shoucai and Badou wake up, and seeing that Xiao Bai had been bleeding from the nose, the two of them finally couldn't help laughing.
"Xiaobai, you are so cute, last night's big tonic soup was so supplemental, you even drank two big bowls, you are not making up for it! He deserves to be so greedy. ”
"You...... Oh! I see, you two did it on purpose last night to see my joke this morning, right? ”
Xiaobai can be regarded as understanding, but what is the use, who made it reflect so slowly, and now that it has landed, it can only snort coldly.
"Okay, go wash up, and then we'll go downstairs to eat, I'm curious to know if Uncle Lan had a nightmare last night."
"You say, will he find out that we did it?"
"Even if he notices it, what can I do, it's a big deal that I erase his memory, by the way, I think this method is good, we erase all their memories of us, as well as Xiaolan's memory, and erase them all, after all, we will not deal with them in the future."
"Also, this time it's because of Xiaolan that she will take care of this idle matter, it seems that this girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp."
Badou felt that as long as it caused trouble to their group, it was not a fuel-efficient lamp, but Xiaobai and Liu Shoucai didn't care, because they liked to meddle in things.
After arriving downstairs, Liu Shoucai saw Uncle Xiaolan's pale face, Liu Shoucai and they went downstairs, he didn't even see it, and Xiao Er and that Liangzi were also absent-minded, it seems that none of them have done a few good things.
"Take advantage of now, quickly erase their memories, and I'll go find Xiaolan."
Liu Shoucai whispered in Badou's ear, Badou nodded, walked directly to those people and waved his hand, the shopkeeper and Liangzi Xiaoer only felt that his brain hurt, and then he restored the original, and when he saw Badou and Xiaobai, they just said hello lightly.
Now their memory only stays on the identity of Badou is guest, for changing the feng shui, they have long forgotten about it, Xiaolan just got up at this time, she also planned to find Liu Shoucai, but she didn't expect Liu Shoucai to come directly to her room, making Xiaolan a little shy.
"Master Liu, come here so early."
"It's not early, it's almost noon, I'll come to see you, you come here."
Liu Shoucai didn't enter the house, and directly beckoned Xiaolan to go to the door, Xiaolan didn't feel cheating, and walked over directly, just when Xiaolan arrived in front of Liu Shoucai, Liu Shoucai put his hand on Xiaolan's head, and Xiaolan was blushed by Liu Shoucai's actions.
Liu ...... Master Liu, what are you doing here? ”
"It's nothing, you close your eyes and just wait."
Liu Shoucai deliberately spoke to Xiaolan in a flirtatious tone, Xiaolan was even more flustered by Liu Shoucai, but she still closed her eyes very obediently, seeing Xiaolan's shy appearance, Liu Shoucai was almost ruined, and he quickly withdrew his mind to erase Xiaolan's memory.
Xiaolan felt some pain in her head, just when Xiaolan opened her eyes, Liu Shoucai at the door was gone, and Xiaolan's mind was also blank, for Liu Shoucai and his group, even if she stood in front of her now, she would treat it as a stranger.