Chapter 17: Master Shenxu
Frightened by the wind and snow, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin were all palpitating, and they didn't dare to sleep anymore, so they flipped through the ghost book desperately, wanting to know what kind of ghost they encountered, flipping through it, until they turned to the chapter of inviting God, and they didn't see the book that described the little ghost wearing a paper hat, more than a hundred kinds of ghosts were not among them, what kind of thing did they encounter?
I don't know what type of ghost Lu Dao is, I don't know how Lu Dao is broken, the two of them sit in the city, relatively speechless, after a while, William Lin will have to move downstairs, for fear that the little ghost will come back and drag his legs, and drag him into a look that he can't go up or down, Wang Xiaohu persuaded for a long time, saying that if you live downstairs, the little ghost will drag you to the soil, and half of your body will go into the soil, and there will be no rescue, so that's it.
As the saying goes, people are poor and short-minded, thin and long-haired, and the two of them have more than 900 yuan left, and they are at the age when they can eat, it is good to eat enough, it is unrealistic to go out of the house to rent a house and live in a small hotel, and there is nowhere to borrow money from others.
What's more, the two don't know anyone, the house still has to continue to live, and if you continue to live, you have to clean up the little ghost, whether it's collecting, descending, or town, anyway, it's not that little ghost is unlucky, or they are unlucky, but how to clean up, no one has an idea, use the talisman to don't have that ability, use the secret technique I don't know what the ghost is, use a little ghost to record and shoot, Wang Xiaohu found that the book out of the half of the room doesn't seem to be very useful, not to mention that the little ghost is still hiding.
The two of them pondered for a long time and didn't come up with a solution, William Lin's head was sweating, wiped the sweat, shook it, looked down and saw the Buddha statue hanging on his chest, and immediately said angrily: "The dog's cautious bald donkey, the three-piece fart is not used, and it cost us a hundred oceans in vain." ”
Wang Xiaohu's eyes lit up, the three-piece suit of the Shenxu monk didn't work, so he asked him to pad his back, if he was a capable person, it was naturally good, if he didn't have the ability, there would be more people, there would be more than one top tank, maybe the little ghost would catch Shen Xuan and not catch William Lin, thinking of this, he was refreshed, and tied William Lin's arm and his arm together with a strip of cloth, and he didn't dare to sleep really, he was confused for a while, and he couldn't wait until dawn to find Shen Xu.
Poured a few trips to the Reclining Buddha Temple, I saw that there are a lot of people who go to incense today, at the entrance of the temple, selling incense, fortune tellers are countless, the line is long and slipped, the two of them wandered around for a long time, only to see the temple outside the right two hundred meters, a big tree under Shen Xuan is sitting on the pony, the ground is spread a cloth, the bald donkey actually did the fortune-telling business again.
William Lin was about to step forward with great momentum, but was grabbed by Wang Xiaohu and said to him: "Cutting off one's livelihood is like killing one's parents." Be cautious and have work to do, and I'll talk about it later. ”
William Lin took a look, and sure enough, Shen Xuan took a job, looking at this person is only twenty-five or sixteen years old, with a pair of very thick glasses, his face is a little pale, and his face is a youthful pimple bean, he is dressed not badly, the economic conditions are okay, at first glance, he is a senior otaku who is dissatisfied with his desires, Xu is a little bored outside the temple and others sneaked here, Shen Xu's enthusiasm touched him, and asked: "What do you think?" ”
"Palmistry or facelift? Palmistry is fifty, face reading is also fifty, and the full set is one hundred. ”
"Just show me palmistry. Look at it, I don't treat you badly. As soon as the young man said this, Shen Xu's expression immediately became serious, and he took out a maza from under his ass and handed it to the young man, and when the young man was seated, he grabbed the young man's left hand, looked left, looked right, touched left, touched right......
Shen Xuan didn't say a word for a long time, just kept looking at it, touching it, his expression became more and more serious, his eyes became more and more solemn, his face was incredible, and his whole body trembled slightly, the young man was a little impatient by him, and asked, "Did you calculate it?" ”
Next, an incredible scene appeared, and I saw Shen Xu's face solemn, poof! Kneeling on the ground, he suddenly raised his head violently and looked at the young man in horror, shouting: "Ninety-five, ninety-five!" Long live my emperor, long live, long live"...
Wang Xiaohu and William Lin were dumbfounded: "This ...... Is that okay? ”
The young man was overjoyed, threw down a hundred dollars, and went away triumphantly.
Waiting for the young man to walk away, Shen Xu stood up, patted the dust on the monk's robe, looked at the young man's back, and smiled disdainfully: "Another stupid X ......"
Wang Xiaohu and William Lin were both dark-eyed, and suddenly felt that compared with Shenxu, they were as pure as a blank piece of paper, and they bought a three-piece set of such a thing to make it easy to see a living ghost, the two of them stayed in place, they were a little stunned, how to deal with a monk with such a thick skin?
Shen Xuan got a hundred yuan, stuffed into the inner pocket of the monk's robe, and took out a stack of business cards from the monk's robe, and sent it when he saw people, William Lin strode forward, just approached and was stuffed with one, looked down, and saw that it was written, look at feng shui, fortune telling, dream interpretation, catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, magic weapons wholesale......
Feelings didn't recognize him, William Lin Huo started from his heart, evil was born to the side of the gall, this bald donkey looks very nourishing, much better than him and Wang Xiaohu, how can he not make him angry, threw his business card and grabbed Shen Xu: "Bald donkey, do you recognize me?" ”
Shen Xuan is in his early forties, but he has a fat head and big ears, short legs and long body, Xu is because of today's fortune telling, he wears a pair of sunglasses, it is black, he really didn't recognize William Linlai, and asked with a smile: "What is the matter with the donor?" ”
William Lin took out a three-piece suit and shook it in front of Shen Xu: "You him. Mom said that you opened this three-piece suit, and the gods and demons didn't dare to provoke it, and I saw the hell last night, what do you say? ”
This will be Shen Xuan also recognized William Lin coming, and said in a loud voice: "The donor must be too light to carry the three-piece set of the poor monk, come, the poor monk will show you the appearance, and give you a break!" ”
Seeing that Shenxu was very calm, William Lin believed what he said, and couldn't help but let go of his hand, and wanted Shenxu to show it, but Wang Xiaohu stepped up, grabbed Shenxu's neck collar, and asked, "Cinnabar is him. fake, right? The peachwood sword is not peachwood, right? ”
In fact, Wang Xiaohu didn't know whether the three-piece set sold by Lu Dao Shen was true or false, it was nothing more than a fraud, Shen Xuan was calm, his face did not change and his heart did not beat, and said: "The poor monk never sells fakes, I don't believe you call 315, but since you say that it is not easy to use, the poor monk will return the money." ”
315 What the hell? William Lin realized that the bald donkey was fooling him again, and he suddenly became angry, grabbed Shenxu and said: "Let's go, let's find industry and commerce, and the city management will reason, even Nima's foreigners will be deceived ......."
"What is this for, what is this for? There is something to say, there is something to say, we who walk the rivers and lakes, why should we alarm the officials...... "Carefully stretch your arms and kick your legs, and struggle fiercely."
Cautious and obese, William Lin grabbed him very hard, and he didn't drag it for a long time, Wang Xiaohu stepped forward and said with a smile: "It's okay not to go to the industrial and commercial city management, the place where my brothers live is haunted, and the three-piece set that I bought you is for warding off evil spirits, it doesn't work, or I see ghosts, since you have such great ability, why don't you go with us and pick up the place where the two of us live, and if there is nothing to do, I won't trouble you." ”
Ghosts? Shen Xu is very suspicious, he has been swaggering and deceiving for so many years, and he really hasn't seen any ghosts and gods, if there is, these two rabbit cubs can still come to him alive? It must be that he is scaring himself, maybe it is still a big job, thinking so in his heart, he suddenly put on a high-ranking monk's appearance, struggled away, and recited a Buddha number to the two of them: "Catch ghosts and drive away evil spirits, poor monks also have some experience, but the door-to-door service, the price is not low." ”
Wang Xiaohu patted his chest and said: "If the master really calms the house we live in, it doesn't matter how much it is, but the master has to go first, and then give the money when it's over." ”
The money for the two of them to eat is almost gone, Wang Xiaohu's courage to dare to say big things, William Lin couldn't help but glance at Wang Xiaohu, saw that he winked at himself, and suddenly suddenly, first fool the cautious and bald donkey, and then say, when there is no money, what else can I do? Can Shen Xuan beat them both?
"No, I have to pay half of the deposit, they are all old customers, I won't ask you two for a thousand yuan, give five hundred first, and then give the other half when ...... is done" Shen Xuan is not stupid, he said that he would have to pay half of the deposit when he died, Wang Xiaohu sighed and said: "Then there is no way, let's go, let's go and tell you about selling fakes first......" After speaking, he went to drag Shen Xu, William Lin dragged him hard, Wang Xiaohu dragged him as if he was playing, no matter how he rolled around, dragged on the ground like dragging a dead dog out of the road.
"Insulting Sven, insulting Sven...... Quickly let go, let others see what it looks like, and the poor monk still has to beg for a living here...... "Shen Xuan shouted, attracting a lot of people to watch the excitement, Wang Xiaohu smiled, and rolled on the spot as soon as he let go, and made a gray face.
Wang Xiaohu squatted beside Shen Xu, and whispered to him: "I won't tell you, the place where our brothers live is really haunted, there is nowhere to go, if you don't solve it, we will be entangled with you, where you go, we will go, we will eat whatever you eat, where you sleep, we will sleep there, anyway, you can't beat the two of us, or you will call the police." ”
Shen Xuan was stunned for a moment, and looked at Wang Xiaohu's appearance, knowing that this kid was not joking, Wang Xiaohu's age group was the most ruthless, he was really entangled, he definitely didn't run, he could only think that he was unlucky, and sighed: "The poor monk purifies all sentient beings, compassion is cherished, and the donor's business is the poor monk's business, so I will go with the two of you to see, but let's say okay, help you finish your work, you have to give money!" ”
Wang Xiaohu grinned and said: "Don't worry, our brothers didn't ask you for that hundred yuan, are you afraid of a fart?" A thousand dollars is not a lot of money. ”
"Amitabha, since this is the case, the poor monk will accompany the two donors on a journey! But you have to go with the poor monk first to get the magic weapon to slay demons......"