Chapter 275: Reason
Wu Banxian moved the two mustaches on his upper lips, and talked endlessly about some things that didn't matter, but Hu Dawei didn't listen to it at all, and after a while, he gave most of the cooked food on the table.
When he was almost finished, Wu Banxian hurriedly stopped him, filled him with a bowl of wine and said, "Oh, don't eat it, you listen to me, and after I finish talking and you understand, you won't be in a hurry to eat, right?" Well, come and drink a bowl of wine, don't choke. ”
Hu Dabao hadn't eaten yet, so he pushed and shoved with him, and almost didn't put the wine bowl on the ground.
"Hey, I said, you can say whatever you want to say, I won't delay eating mine!" Hu Dafang wiped his mouth full of oil and said vaguely.
Wu Banxian said a little depressedly: "No, a good man, you didn't listen to what I just said so much, right?" Don't just eat! I didn't say much when I came here just now, are we here to talk about something? Why can't you finish eating? At least you'll have to tell me who your name is, right? Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to call you! ”
Hu Dawei leaned lazily against the wall behind him, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and buckled the shredded meat stuffed between his teeth, looked at Wu Banxian and said, "Yes, since you invited me to dinner, then I'll talk to you." My surname is Hu, and my brothers all call me Hu Da Bao or Hu Lao Er, as for you, you can call me Hu Ye, so it's good to divide the generations, isn't it? ”
After he finished saying this, Wu Banxian thought to himself: "Good guy, you're welcome, I'm older than you, it's okay to call Hu Ye, but if you mention seniority, won't he become a grandson?" And take advantage of him like this? ”
Although he thought so in his heart, Wu Banxian didn't show it, and when he saw that Hu Dawei didn't eat, he picked up chopsticks and put a few peanuts in his mouth, chewed a mouthful of wine and swallowed it, and the soju was spicy from his lips to his stomach. But there is still an aftertaste of fried peanuts in the mouth. As soon as he raised his eyes, he looked at Hu Dawei and said: "That's it, look at the age you can be younger than me, I will call you Brother Hu, and you don't have to reply to my brother, just call me Wu Banxian in the future, so that everyone in and out of the industry can talk about the past." ”
Seeing that Hu Dazhu drank a lot, he didn't react. Wu Banxian hurriedly said: "Actually, I came to you to say something very important, which has something to do with you. Just now in the gambling house of the tiger head, you beat him up, but don't be careless, this tiger head is not a good thing, this person is very bad, and he holds grudges, and generally those who offend him do not end well. Not to mention what you did today. I don't think it will be two days, the tiger head will be tired, and he will definitely come to trouble Brother Hu, and if he gets it right, he can make trouble! ”
Hu Dawei said with special disdain: "Is it reasonable for him to play around?" I'll beat him up if he dares to come! Are you afraid I won't be able to beat him? ”
Wu Banxian waved his hand and said: "That's not what you said, you are a man, but that tiger head is really a villain!" We are upright on the bright side, but they are making knives in the dark, this open gun is easy to dodge and dark arrows are difficult to prevent! And there's a black gas in your eyebrows. It looks usually gloomy, but I can see it. It must be that there is something unclean around you that makes you unlucky, and you are going to be unlucky! But thanks to you for meeting me, in addition to fortune telling, I can also count words and hexagrams! I can help you out of this bad luck without taking any money, and then you can take off. That's going to make a fortune! ”
"What? What are you going to solve for me? Don't talk to me! I don't believe you, I've eaten, and I still have to go back. Hu Dazhu didn't believe Wu Banxian, and after taking a sip of wine, he put down the bowl and was about to leave.
Wu Banxian saw that Hu Dawei was leaving, so he quickly got up and kept him and said, "Hu, Brother Hu!" Don't worry, don't worry. I didn't lie to you, and what you said was true! Wait! Wait! ”
As a result, it was not easy to keep Hu Da's arms, and he helped him fill up the wine, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, you are too anxious, I haven't started to talk about business yet, but you are leaving." ”
Hu Dazhu looked at the position of the sun outside the window, thought about something, and then said to Wu Banxian: "You have something to do, hurry up!" I didn't explain to my brothers when I came out, it's been so long, I have to go back! Hurry up and say I'm in a hurry! ”
After hearing Hu Dabao say this, Wu Banxian stopped grinding, rolled up his sleeves, saluted Hu Dabao for a while, and then raised his head and drank the whole bowl, which was completely different from the grinding and chirping just now, as if he had suddenly changed people. Hu Dabao also felt surprised, but before he could think about it, he saw Wu Banxian violently put the wine bowl on the table, and his gloomy face was as if the child had only found out that he was not his own child when he grew up, and he looked a little scared.
Wu Banxian raised his eyes and looked at Hu Da Ao, who was lazy on the other side, and said: "Brother Hu, I used to be very arrogant and arrogant when I was young, and at that time, I relied on my understanding of a little fur, so I claimed to be a half-immortal, and because of this, I had to send them once a year, otherwise something would definitely happen, not only did I have an accident, but also affected many people nearby." ”
Hu Dawei sniffed and asked him a little strangely, "What did you provoke?" What are you doing? ”
Wu Banxian looked around with some vigilance, and then lowered his voice and said, "It's a child, that child is a little ghost!" ”
The story circulating in Lushi County about Wu Banxian Wu Chengyuan encountering a headless body at night to find his head was actually made up by Wu Banxian himself, in order to let others know. But it was not a nonsense for no reason, and a child did come to him that day, but not in broad daylight to calculate life, but after midnight.
Midday is the time of day when the yang energy is the highest and the yin energy is the weakest, while the midnight time of the day is the time of the day when the yin energy is the strongest and the yang energy is the weakest. Since ancient times, it has been said that people walk on the yang road, and ghosts step on the yin road, that is to say, during the day, people are full of yang energy, and at night, when the yin energy is pressing, then you have to hide at home and sleep, and don't go out to wander around if you have nothing to do, otherwise it is easy to see strange things.
But Wu Chengyuan didn't go out and slept in his own home. said that after he slept until the third watch in the middle of the night, he vaguely heard someone in the house suddenly laughing, the sound was not loud, but it was particularly stimulating to people's ears, and Wu Chengyuan was directly woken up.
When I woke up, I turned my head to look around, the room was dark and silent, there was nothing strange, it happened that it was a full moon that day, and the windowsill in the house was sprinkled with a layer of moonlight, which looked quite clear, but the room was a kind of oppressive darkness.
There was a laugh for no reason, which was more scary in the middle of the night, but Wu Chengyuan was not very afraid, because at that time, there were many Buddha statues and Bodhisattva statues in his home, which was the guy he ate for, and he usually had to rely on these guys to fool people.
Wu Chengyuan sat on the kang, wondering where the laughter came from? Could it be that I was sleepwalking just now and suddenly laughed and woke myself up? Just thinking about it, I suddenly realized that something was wrong, and there was a white Bodhisattva statue in a row of Buddha statues, the Bodhisattva originally had a good appearance of kind eyebrows and good eyes, but for some reason it was under the moonlight at this time, and it was a terrifying grinning appearance. (To be continued......)