Chapter Eighty-Three: The Donkey
Qin Zhen saw that the atmosphere seemed to be a little nervous, and just as he wanted to say something to persuade him, Lao Gu waved his hand and said, "Qin Zhen! Don't talk! I have to let him tell me clearly, why is this donkey money still fucking different! This is also a pro-queen, isn't it? I don't understand, why do you have to get a place to count the money? Eh, let me ask you, are you going to go to the place and ask the donkey how tired it is, and then charge according to the fatigue dΓΉ? β
Lao Gu was like a cannon, asking the Rolex one after another. He probably forgot that the people here didn't speak Chinese very well, and he spoke so much and spoke so fast, that the Rolex buddies probably only understood a small part of it.
At this time, Rolex was very embarrassed and said: "You see that this matter has nothing to do with me, and those who lead the way in the snow-capped mountains have this rule...... To rent a donkey and borrow a donkey, you have to charge a toll according to the height of the person...... You're tall and tall, and it's not easy for a donkey to ......."
"Hey! Donkeys are not easy? It's easy for you Gu Ye and me?! I'm so tall, I'm easy? Lao Gu complained angrily while rolling up his sleeves. Not to mention, Qin Zhen felt that his anger was understandable for the first time...... For Lao Gu, this clause seems to be Chiguoguo's height discrimination.
Qin Zhen couldn't help but sigh with emotion, it is really not easy to say that men are alive, girls who are short and short legs are not happy, and donkeys are not happy when they are tall and have long legs......
Qin Zhen looked at Jiang Qi sideways, wanting to ask him if there was really such a rule on the snow mountain. Unexpectedly, Jiang Qi nodded in embarrassment, and then approached Qin Zhen and said softly: "The snow-capped mountains near Yunnan-Tibet are an example. The same is true for donkeys and horses there, and there is no room for negotiation with the Tibetans. Once you offend one of them, the whole mountain people will not take you up the mountain again, and it is useless to give you any money. You go and persuade Lao Gu, don't take it seriously, all the money has been spent, do you still care about this donkey money? β
Qin Zhen felt that what Jiang Qi said made sense, so he dragged Lao Gu to the back, and then stepped forward and said to the Rolex: "Big brother, although we have made some small unpleasantness on the issue of donkeys. But we still have to be happy to continue working together, right? Buying and selling is not benevolent. Don't be too dark, we'll be generous, so that we can make friends in the end, how about it? β
Hearing Qin Zhen say this. Rolex tilted his head reluctantly. As if he had put a lot of cruelty into it, he said, "Okay! Three hundred for each of you. The guest was four hundred. This is the lowest price for donkeys! β
Qin Zhen thought about it, and another thousand oceans were gone. It's ridiculous that this thousand is actually for donkeys...... But since you have to use someone else to guide the way, you have to use a donkey to travel. I can only admit this account. They are not here to travel after all, they don't have so much time to bargain, and getting to Nepal as quickly as possible is the most important thing at the moment.
So after thinking about these in an instant, Qin Zhen smiled and waved his hand, telling SΓΉ Rolex to prepare, and they will leave tomorrow.
Rolex was naturally very happy to negotiate the deal, and before leaving, he brought in a lot of hot water for Qin Zhen and them. Although you can't expect to take a bath, it's okay to wash your face and drink hot tea.
After Rolex left completely, Lao Gu couldn't wait to scold. first scolded Rolex for his desire for profit, and then scolded the donkey for becoming a slave to money, and finally changed the muzzle of the gun to scold Qin Zhen, saying that Qin Zhen didn't know how to live his life, and also said that Dong Shao and Brother Jun didn't have easy money, and the days could not be counted for a long time, and the money spent was less than one point, etc......
In the end, he couldn't talk about Qin Zhen anymore, and Qin Zhen had to interrupt him helplessly and said, "Old Gu, in the final analysis, it is also your height problem that causes these small contradictions. Besides, the people in these places originally made a living by taking people up and down the mountain, and it is not surprising that they did so. If someone suddenly says he's going to take us away for free, I'll have to think about whether he's trying to hurt me! As for what you said about Yudong and Juntian, their lives are difficult to protect now, do we still have the heart to take care of this little money? Didn't you say that capitalism is not desirable, and now we are trying to change from capitalism to proletarian ......"
"That's sick in your head! I said it was not desirable because I could not become a capitalist. Now it's hard to get richer, and let the donkey beat a stick until before liberation! You say, 'How do I balance that?' Lao Gu said angrily, and the little anger in his heart still didn't disappear.
Jiang Qi was used to seeing Lao Gu like this, so he didn't take it seriously at this time, and after smiling imperceptibly, he said solemnly: "Since we have decided to leave tomorrow, let's rest today!" We'll see tomorrow what kind of equipment we can get from them, the situation in the place we're going to is turbulent, it's not as strict as our country, but we can't be too ostentatious. If he does give us two old shotguns, then don't ask for them. β
Qin Zhen nodded, the three of them were originally people who illegally crossed the border, and if they carried a few old shotguns around with them on their backs, they would really be a bit suspicious of death. If you encounter a more grumpy border policeman, you must not kill them......
In the past two days, I was really tired from walking through the snowy mountains for so long, and the three of them washed their faces and fell asleep. They probably slept too deeply, and they didn't wake up until Rolex called them outside the house in the morning.
Qin Zhen opened the door sleepily and saw that Rolex was carrying a bunch of food with a festive face, it seemed that it was early. Qin Zhen took it with a wry smile and said, "Yo, it's really not easy, and you even provide breakfast service!" Thank you! By the way, are you ready for the things we want to hunt? β
Rolex smiled smugly, and then said kindly: "It's all ready for you a long time ago!" You're satisfied! Come with me to another room. β
Qin Zhen and the others glanced at each other in puzzlement, looking at the look of the Rolex, as if they were going to surprise them. And with his somewhat obscene smile and language, it didn't sound like he was going to see a weapon...... It's more like going to see a big girl.
When I went out, I came to a room that looked like a storeroom next to it. After entering, Qin Zhen smiled, this was really a big "surprise".
From scissors, ropes, daggers, axes, shovels, to pistols, old shotguns, and even earth mines...... All sorts of things are placed on the ground. But that's not the point, the point is that these weapons are labeled with a price like cabbage. On the ground, it looks like a tattered toy from a market stall.
Lao Gu was also stupid, he didn't expect this Rolex to get so many things! It seems that this kind of person who travels between the two countries is still somewhat capable...... I wonder if he contributed all the axes he used to chop wood......
Rolex looked at Qin Zhen's surprised expressions, and said proudly, "Look, are these the things you need?" β
Qin Zhen looked at Rolex in surprise, and said in his heart, this guy got up before dawn to prepare, what's the matter? Yesterday, the result of their brothers' discussion was that even the old shotgun was ostentatious. Today, this guy actually brought them a few earth mines...... How inappropriate does he have to deal with other people's countries?
Lao Gu pulled the Rolex over and asked with a serious face: "You tell me the truth, do you want to kill a few of us, or do you have a deep grudge against Nepal?" We're just trying to hunt and defend ourselves...... Not to bomb the bunkers! And we are just ordinary mountaineers, not spies of the military command. Are you giving us these scissors and ropes to make us go to assassination? β
Jiang Qi stopped Lao Gu at this time: "Okay, Lao Gu, it's okay like this, there are cold weapons, and it's convenient." Don't embarrass him, he doesn't open an arsenal, it's not easy to make these things upside down. Lao Gu, give me money......"
Although it seems that there is no room for negotiation after hearing Jiang Qi's words, Lao Gu is still awkward and reluctant. In the end, Qin Zhen dragged his backpack and took out the money to settle it with Rolex. This Rolex is also interesting enough, and gave them three big bags, and it is not obvious that everything is put inside.
However, Qin Zhen still asked Jiang Qi with some hesitation: "Daqi...... Is it really reliable for us to go this way? Dude, I've never carried these things out of my life, let alone going abroad......"
Not to mention Qin Zhen, even the muddy and stuffy old Gu, looking at these things, his heart is not very steady. In fact, they will naturally feel uncomfortable, after all, they were once just good people, where have they come into contact with this? Later, when he really picked up the gun in his hand, he also had Yudong by his side. You know, when someone from the military is around, you will feel at ease with a gun in your hand.
And now, they are gathered as fugitives, political criminals, death row prisoners, traitors, and stowaways...... He was charged with all kinds of crimes, and he also went to Nepal with such a large bag of shoddy munitions......
Seeing Qin Zhen and Lao Gu's weak hearts, Jiang Qi patted them and encouraged: "As long as you relax, don't take yourself too seriously, it's no problem." For real photography trips, the bag on my back is longer than ours! The main thing is to integrate into the local customs, don't feel like a thief, just do it......"
It's easy to listen to what Jiang Qi said, but it will take some time for the two of them to really do a good job. Lao Gu simply stopped thinking about this question, but turned his face and raised his head to ask Rolex: "What about the donkey?" What about donkeys? The money we spent was enough to report a group to fly back and forth to Nepal! Now it's all on the donkey...... What about donkeys! "Lao Gu's heart is still unbalanced......
However, since Rolex has already collected the money, it will not care too much about Lao Gu's complaints. directly led Qin Zhen and them to find the donkey. According to him, the place where the donkey was rented was in the easternmost part of the village. Leaving the village and heading out into the mountains was also in that direction.
So Qin Zhen and the others packed their bags and followed Rolex to the east of the village. (To be continued......)