Ning Xiaobing listened and said, "It seems that the leader is going to visit me today to solve the case with me, right?" Why did you suddenly want to promote me? I'm a cheap person, and I don't like to be an official! ”

A police officer next to him said to the minister: "You don't know, leader! Detective Ning's family is rich, and they are richer than being mayors, so people don't want to do this chore! ”

The minister patted his forehead and said, "Yes, being a detective is just a hobby, it's really amazing!" Let's go! ”

When they came this morning, they all said that they wanted to compensate Ning Xiaobing to solve the case, but after they came, there was a large riot in the hospital.

But now that he has been messed with by the minister, Ning Xiaobing pushed back the credit, he thinks that it is the credit of the minister, it has nothing to do with him, and he doesn't want to be a big official.

So the minister said no more.

At the lunchtime, the minister of the Qin Mission was full of praise for Ning Xiaobing, and everyone also smiled and agreed.

All the leaders sharpened their heads and drilled up, and when they heard that Ning Xiaobing could have been the mayor, but he refused, knowing that he had no ambitions, they were also very satisfied with him.

While drinking, the minister asked Ning Xiaobing, "Why did those special forces killers suddenly faint today?" ”

Ning Xiaobing's eyes rolled, and he began to brag and said, "The leader doesn't know anything!" In fact, many cultivators, martial arts practitioners, or people who are highly nervous, are in danger of going mad! ”

He said that he had heard that there were many masters of Tantric Buddhism who had 6 or 70 percent of them going crazy in the end. Even decent minds are in danger, and those who are not right-minded are even more dangerous.

"Oh? Is there any such claim? It's the first time I've heard of it! ”

When the minister saw those killers rushing towards Ning Xiaobing, he suddenly fainted inexplicably, so he suspected that Ning Xiaobing, a master, had any martial arts skills, so he asked.

The minister thinks that you are in danger of going mad if you connect qigong and internal strength or practice some supernatural powers, so do those special forces practice this?

Ning Xiaobing said: "The leaders don't know, there are many special forces who have practiced family martial arts, qigong and the like before joining the army. Did he learn his stunts from the army? Didn't his dad teach him? ”

All the leaders and ministers listened with relish, and they all nodded.

Ning Xiaobing continued to brag. Those special forces who practice qigong. Every day, they take a big rock to hit their own heads, even if they smash it about 500 times a day, then they will smash him more than 180,000 times a year!

"More than 180,000 ?!!!"

Many leaders can't help but touch their heads, and then they are a little scared.

The minister said, "No wonder they fainted suddenly? It turned out that he had suffered from Yan zhòng's intracranial hemorrhage and internal injuries a long time ago! ”

Ning Xiaobing stood up and said, "Isn't it?" What else do they practice? What bell jars, etc. The abbot of the Shaolin Temple a few decades ago, Master Taiping. Didn't you also practice this chicken feet skill? I heard that when he gets old, he needs daily electrotherapy to live! Then they are in a hurry to practice, and it is understandable that they suddenly faint! ”

The leaders think about it, this iron-headed skill is indeed a thing used by many troops to bluff people. If you practice every day, if you stone yourself to death one day, it won't be unusual, let alone a small fainting?

Ning Xiaobing continued: "They mingled with the bright-eyed masses of the people, and they braved the condemnation of the world to assassinate our respectable leader! Their mental pressure is too great, and they see so many mighty and majestic armed police soldiers, so many muscles! They were nervous for a while, and the old disease returned, so they fainted! ”

All the leaders listened convincingly.

Ning Xiaobing wiped his sweat and sat down.

A director next to him said: "If only those special forces killers could faint to the ground in time every time they came to assassinate the leader, it would be cool!" ”

All the leaders, including the waiters, gave him the middle finger!

The leader was embarrassed to the extreme.

In the past few days, the leader felt that it was more dangerous here, but he still insisted on going to major units to inspect the work.

On this day, Minister Qin and Ning Xiaobing came to a unit to inspect the work.

This time, the minister's boss told him that he had to go down and shoot 5,000 leaders before he could return the society's innocence, and you had to complete the target.

This time, the minister is worrying about where to kill so many leaders.

Ning Xiaobing came to the unit and saw that it was a sewage treatment plant, and it was full of huge boilers.

The city leaders appointed Ning Xiaobing and some anti-terrorism armed police forces to protect the minister, and the above also knew about this and wanted to appoint more people to protect the minister.

This time, the mayor personally led the team, led by Ning Xiaobing, to protect the minister of the Qin Mission, because if something happened to him, they couldn't afford it.

Because Ning Xiaobing is relatively smart and has a comprehensive vision, he is responsible for directing the anti-terrorism operation.

Ning Xiaobing called someone to come here to ambush last night, and once he found a suspicious person, he immediately arrested him.

Ning Xiaobing asked the director of the factory who came to receive him: "What is the situation that you are most afraid of in the treatment plant here?" ”

The director thought for a while and said: "Actually, we are not afraid of anything here, we are afraid of someone attacking with bombs, but we are relieved to have so many people!" ”

Ning Xiaobing brought more than a hundred little bees to accompany him this time, and he had already ordered those little bees to patrol everywhere, and notify them immediately if there was any situation.

When Ning Xiaobing and the minister came to the boilers, a small bee reported to him.

"We spotted several suspicious figures on a small hillside a kilometer away!"

"Go over and see what the hell they're up to!"

"Yes!!"

A few small bees buzzed and flew by.

Ning Xiaobing looked, there were huge boilers all around, and they walked to a ladder, and below was the wastewater from the sewage treatment, and the smell was terrible.

The minister stood still, looking left and right, very interested.

The director of the factory came over and said: "Because of Dr. Ning's great invention, our city is ready to withdraw our factory, and now the problem of personnel diversion is being discussed, and the factory will be disbanded as soon as the discussion is completed!" ”

At this time, a small bee flew over and said, "We just found out that those people are special forces killers!" They were going to use mortars to try to bombard the sewage plant, and we have already dismantled the function of the cannon! ”

Ning Xiaobing looked over with a clairvoyant eye, and he saw that there were a few sneaky people trying to use mortars to fire shells, but they couldn't send out the shells several times.

Ning Xiaobing immediately picked up the walkie-talkie and said: "On the hillside one kilometer northeast, there are several suspicious characters, arrest them immediately!" Arrest now! ”

The leaders next to him looked at each other tightly when they heard it.

So dozens of armed police soldiers in the vicinity immediately ran over.

Those armed policemen were more afraid of death, and as soon as they ran over, they immediately threw out many grenades when they saw the enemy.

Before those special forces killers knew what was going on, they were blown up and killed in the local area.

But several shells next to it were also detonated, blowing up the mountain!

An explosion was heard from afar, and the sound caused the sewage to ripple under the minister's feet.

"I'm going to Quantai to recruit the old department! 100,000 Banner Slashing Yama ......"

He suddenly became poetic.

The leader next to him immediately applauded.

"Good poetry, good poetry!!"

The minister turned around with his hands behind his back and said, "This poem is not made by me, it is the poem of our Marshal Chen Yi!" (To be continued......)

PS: I went out on a blind date today, so I only wrote one chapter, and while I was waiting, my palms were sweating, and I wish you all singles to strip off as soon as possible!