Chapter 286: Nonsense
Yuyuko is a dangerous creature. Watermark Advertising Test Watermark Advertising Test However, when Xia Wushuang walked into the kitchen, she became a very useless creature.
As the saying goes, all flesh-and-blood creatures have weaknesses, and ghosts like greedy cats are no different.
Chef Xia Wushuang and Little Demon Dream assisted, this dinner after the return is naturally rich and colorful.
All kinds of dishes that can only be seen on the earth are served on the table like an assembly line under the control of Xia Wushuang's magic power.
"The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain, and the peach blossom flows and the osmanthus fish are fat." Lao Xia's head was raised to the sky, pointing to the first blood-colored dish on the table, and chanting a poem proudly.
This dish is an evolution of the new Sichuan dish 'Qixiang Guiyu' that Lao Xia often made for himself before the end of the world, and it is his proud work tonight.
It is not easy to make this dish well, first of all, the requirements for raw materials are extremely high. When you are on earth, you must use fatty osmanthus fish and special stinky dried tofu as the main ingredients, first steam the sauce for a little time, then fry it in the best red oil over high heat until cooked, and finally use the baby cabbage as the base platter, and the calculation is completed.
Of course, what the osmanthus fish and stinky tofu are actually floating clouds. The soul of the so-called Sichuan cuisine, most of their dishes is actually red oil. Fortunately, all kinds of spices in the Eastern Continent are very scarce, but there is no shortage of this red chili, which is undoubtedly excellent news for Xia Wushuang.
There are many ingredients in the Eastern Continent, and if you want to find ingredients with similar attributes, it is difficult to say, and it is not difficult to say that it is not difficult. It mainly depends on whether the person who chooses the ingredients is rigorous in his thinking and whether he has incurable obsessive-compulsive disorder.
And obviously in the choice of ingredients. Lao Xia is not a strict person.
The giant fish of the scorching sun rank that shines on the lake has become a meat dish to replace the osmanthus fish. When Xia Wushuang carried a black fish the size of a house and stepped through the mountains. It really scared the youkai who had just returned from the moon.
"Is this Lord Zi's husband? It's too violent......" a youkai sighed.
As for the stinky dried tofu, Xia Wushuang soaked it in gluten with some potions with a special smell to make strips of tofu with excellent toughness, which was used as a substitute.
Everything is ready, and his magical and magnificent 'Qixiang Guiyu' is recorded in the small book in the hand of the little demon dream, and he officially went out of the mountain.
In a glowing bamboo house. Five adults and three little Lori, like a family, sat around a low table, and most of their eyes were on the dazzling array of dishes on the table. It's the first time I've seen such a sumptuous dinner.
Tableside. Yuyuko holds chopsticks in one hand. Holding a knife and fork in one hand, a pair of apricot eyes were shining, and he was the first person to eat crabs.
"Hmmm! This smells so good! It's delicious! She took a bite of the fish carved into a flower pattern. I only feel that the meat is fresh and fragrant, tender and slightly spicy. It melts in your mouth and has an evocative feeling.
"Try this again! Well, this one isn't bad either! ”
The little demon dream had cold sweat on his forehead, and he hurriedly pulled the pink beauty's robe, and reminded: "Lord Youyouzi, please don't be so unproductive, there are many more." ”
Yasaka Kanako originally had a majestic face, but the chopsticks had only moved a few times. The whole person has regained his grinning personality. She sat cross-legged, a pair of chopsticks dancing in the wind. Although she wasn't as greedy as a big ghost, she seemed to be having a good time.
It's just that the consequence of her happiness is that Yuyuko is unhappy. Xia Wushuang's eyes widened, only to see that this demon was actually in a palm-sized bowl, using the method of 'stacking Arhats', scooping out the wonders of the tower with a combination of meals, and the ferocity of the means of grabbing food and vegetables was simply appalling.
"Hehe, I didn't expect you to be a poet." Yayun Zi teased Xia Wushuang, maintaining the demeanor of the boss of Monster Mountain, he did not move the chopsticks first, but held the green jade porcelain cylinder wine glass in his hand, Sakura lips opened slightly, and pecked a sip.
Then, her beautiful eyes turned, glanced at Xia Wushuang left and right, pointed to the two loli who suddenly appeared in the room, and said, "These two beautiful autumn elves, where did you come from?" ”
Xia Wushuang was very angry and accused Zimei: "Wife, what you said makes me very sad." What is abduction? I look like a weird uncle. ”
"Giggles. Isn't it? Yakumo Zijiao smiled and teased: "Girls like me have been abducted by you, they are still just children, how can they escape from your palm?" Tell me, when are you going to eat them? ”
"What are you talking about? I don't really understand? Lao Xia glared at the purple beauty and pretended not to hear. stroked the little heads of the two delicate little Lori's beside him, and said to them: "This is the most powerful monster in this world, if you want to learn magic, call Sister Zi quickly." ”
The two little Loli had a strong sense of closeness to Yakumo Purple, who was born at the same time, and her eyes lit up even more when she heard this, and a ruddy longing appeared on her immature face, and they all said coquettishly: "Sister Zi is good!" ”
Yayun Zi threw Xia Wushuang a amorous white eye, and then his face eased, the queen's aura withdrew, and she looked at the two little Loli with a warm face and said, "The little guy is so good!" Who is your sister and who is your sister, and what are your names? ”
"Autumn Harvest! I'm a sister! Lori clenched her little fist and raised her hand, and said very lively.
"Autumn Shizuba! I'm the older sister of the Tsuko. Xiao Jingye looked forward to the four women sitting on three sides, looking timid.
The frog glanced at the two little loli, touched his frog hat, thought for a while, and said seriously: "In a sense, if there are two autumn elves, plus the spring demon spirit Lily Bai and the snow girl Letty, the season in the fantasy enchantment can be complete." ”
Hearing this, Xia Wushuang's eyes suddenly narrowed: "Sister Wanzi, you seem to have forgotten to ask my opinion." ”
A glint flashed in the frog's eyes, the whole person went dark, pointed to a porcelain pot on the table, and sneered: "Good brother, can you explain, what kind of creature is the white meat in this pot?" ”
"Shhh Looking at the pot of rice flowers, Xia Wushuang's eyes suddenly darkened. I almost fainted.
It turned out that he owed his hands and made a porcelain pot with fragrant dry pot frogs!
"Ah, there seem to be fewer frogs at Shouya Shrine." The frog touched the brim of his hat. A chilly self-talk.
"Sister Wanzi, listen to my explanation, this is definitely an accident, they jumped into the pot by themselves, and they have nothing to do with me. I definitely didn't see the fat frogs there when I passed by Shouya Shrine, so I took advantage of the wind in your house to pay no attention to it. There were some ...... on the net" The frog looked murderous, Xia Wushuang's heart was cold, and he quickly started talking nonsense.
"Poof!" Hearing Xia Wushuang's words of not admitting himself. All the women couldn't help but laugh. In the end, it was Yakumo Zi who felt sorry for him, smiled and patted the frog with a serious face and said, "Okay, my little man is timid." Don't tease him. ”
"Well! Aren't they just some frogs? Kanako pulled out a piece of white meat from the incense pot. "I remember a few years ago, a child made a wish to the torii gate of the shrine and said, 'Great visitor-sama, the frogs in the field are so noisy that you can't sleep, please think of a way', guess what happened?" ”
"I know about this, and later, in order to strengthen the child's faith in her, the visitant slapped the world into a barren land. As a result, the child who made the wish was severely beaten by his parents. I could only make a wish to exchange the field back. Yakumo Zi dipped some delicate side dishes that were not stained with meat, and said with a smile: "It's just." The fields had returned, but the poor little frogs were gone forever. ”
Speaking of the black history of the frog, the women laughed again.
"Hehe, speaking of black, where can some people go?" Not to be outdone, the frog revealed Yakumo's old bottom and said: "If I'm not mistaken, the demon king of the Yakumo family seems to be unable to withstand the spatial power overflowing from the pupils, and his soul was crushed to death by time and space, right?" ”
Hearing this, Xia Wushuang's expression froze, and he quickly pricked up his ears, this was a secret he had always wanted to know.
"How dare you say this in front of my husband?! Say it and I'll destroy you! Yakumo Purple was touched by the reverse scales, and he was instantly furious. She stood up and stomped on the low table with a small white foot stripped of her stockings.
The table trembled three times, and the porcelain jade wine glass almost spilled out.
"Hey! See, Damnation is for spoiling food! Yuyuko's reaction was as fast as lightning, and she pressed her hands on the table in front of her, shouting loudly from left to right.
Kanako didn't speak, a pair of chopsticks flew on the table, and she hurried to eat. She had a hunch that if she didn't eat enough now, she would never have anything to eat after a while.
"Smack!" The table was slammed. The pair of eyes on the frog's big straw hat were wide open, small and temperamental, and he said to Yakumo Zi angrily: "Just what you can say about me? I can't say you? ”
"......" Xia Wushuang had a black line, and quickly retreated back half a distance to avoid being innocent.
As for whether or not to speak out to reconcile them, it's better to save it. This is a battle between two female robbers, and if he dares to intervene, he will be attacked from both sides in a few minutes and die an ugly death.
"It's different!" Yakumo Purple was condescending, glaring at the frog.
"What's the difference?!" The frog gave Yakumo Zi a provocative look, then turned his head to Xia Wushuang, and said with a smile: "Good brother, let me tell you a secret, your seventeen-year-old purple sister was forced to marry the demon king of the Yakumo family just a little bit a hundred years ago!" ”
"You! I'll kill you! Yakumo Purple Flower's face changed suddenly, and he was furious, turning his palm into a knife, directly splitting out an invisible realm line, splitting the space.
Boom! A complete low table, in the small space of the bamboo house, is like a picture scroll, torn in half by a strange thin line.
"If you're barefoot and don't be afraid to wear shoes, I'll fight with you!" The frog's temper is also not small, his hands slapped the table, and a pair of bells on his wrists suddenly jingled, exuding a mysterious magic, and the entire table torn from it instantly merged into one and returned to its original state.
ps: I'm sorry that the recent update may be unstable, and it will be a card at the end of each volume, sorry sorry.
There's also Death Jun and Lori-kun.,The two of you join forces to use the update ticket to make me red.,It's just too bad!