Chapter 11: The Super Fried Taoist

Zhang Xiaodao saw that he had won the first place in the preliminary examination! It's like a thunderbolt suddenly popping up on a cloudy day! Thunderbolt split! In an instant, the sunny sky is gone! And the color of the cloudy sky disappeared in a blink of an eye! The sky is clear and the sun is shining, all the way back to the Haolai car shop, Zhang Xiaodao can't say anything, just hahahaha in his heart! Unexpected, unexpected! Is! Unexpected, unexpected! Hahahaha! I'm number one! I was actually number one! …… Rushed back to the big car shop, I couldn't eat for several days, and now, Zhang Xiaodao's appetite was opened, and he bought a bottle of wine, and he celebrated happily. ……

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Zhang Xiaodao and Xiao Baolan entered the legendary journey, but Tian Yinsi gave them relatively fair treatment. Although Zhang Xiaodao started as a savage, he didn't forget many things. And Xiao Baolan started from a generalissimo with more than 10,000 people under one person, but he relatively forgot a lot of things. But neither of them has changed their understanding of things and their minds, they are just their own hearts. It's just that after the two entered the legendary journey at this time, they didn't know anyone anymore.

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Sieg Baolan has the heart to make great efforts to revitalize the country of Zig in the troubled times, but the old system is deeply rooted, up to the king of Qige, to the prime minister Taixuzi, down to the hundred officials, during which it is simply a lot of resistance. Siegbaolan felt that the situation in the country was as dangerous as a pill, but after a hundred years of accumulation, it was not a day's work to solve it.

This time to recruit Taoist priests? Siegbaolan suddenly realized that this was a ridiculous joke! I don't seem to have heard of it, the country hires virtuous people, and there are Taoist priests! The year before last, it was still a monk?? But what were you doing the year before last? Why didn't you come out to take care of it?! Siegbaolan really can't remember these things.

Now Sieg Baolan stepped forward and immediately decided to start by rectifying these fake Taoist priests. Please get the king's order, but who knew that the father actually sent Xiangguo Taixu to come, and inadvertently restrained himself. When I came to take a look, I didn't expect that there was no shortage of people of insight in the initial examination. The way to a strong country. Come up with this topic yourself. I didn't expect that there is no shortage of flexible people in these fake Taoist priests, although they are flexible, but many articles are written insightfully!

Siegbaolan's most hated thing is the inaction of the first place in the first exam! It's just a difference! Disdainful! However, it is precisely this that makes this person the first place in this preliminary examination! This is ruled by inaction!! It's simply the malpractice of the moment! The disadvantages are in a word!! It's no wonder that this person can be favored by Xiangguo Taixuzi! It is indeed a sentence that breaks through the mysterious heavenly machine!

Daomen Holy Ancestor! Siegbaolan no longer dared to despise these four words at this time! By chance, this person actually caught eye with Xiangguo Taixuzi! Once this person gains power! I'm afraid that the pace of my hard work is even more difficult! You have to think of a way! Such people must not be allowed to become officials in the court! After making up his mind, Sieg Paulan immediately recruited his henchmen and favorite generals, and decided to reschedule the next exam to get rid of this initial exam. Second, select real capable people and resolute people! Third, severely crack down on the fake Taoist priests who fish in troubled waters.

Siegbaolan instructed, and the generals immediately offered advice, first, to block the mouths of others, and second, to meet the above three conditions. After a long discussion, the next exam was finally ......

A few days later, Zhang Xiaodao got the notice of the next exam, and Zhang Xiaodao at this time was a joy in his heart! I didn't expect there to be people here who appreciate themselves! Hahaha! He even gave me a first place! Yes, yes! Earn a gold coin a month! What a life! Good life! Thinking very beautifully, Zhang Xiaodao wore his Taoist robe and swaggered to the exam.

When I entered the waiting venue, I saw that there were still about 500 people here, all of them still wearing Taoist robes, standing and waiting for the announcement. Zhang Xiaodao stood by himself, and at this time, someone came to talk to him. "Congratulations! Congratulations to Brother Zhang for winning the first place. Zhang Xiaodao looked at it and didn't know it, so he immediately arched his hand and said: "Hehe, Tongxi!" Rejoice! Among the Taoist priests, there are also many people who see it and throw all kinds of eyes of disdain, contempt, envy, jealousy, and so on.

After a while, everyone was taken to a new wide compound!

Come! I saw that this place is really majestic and solemn now! The Great Dean! Flags! There are a lot of high-ranking officials sitting on the high platform! Guards on all sides stand in a forest, all in high spirits and mighty! And in the middle of the compound. But there is a long tree horizontally, about 20 meters long! It's no more than a foot wide! Underneath this long log! But there is an oil tank about 20 meters horizontally! There's a fire burning underneath the oil tank! And in the oil tank, boiling black smoke is rising!

Seeing such a scene, all the Taoist priests really wondered, and there were really discussions in private, I don't know what to do with such a scene? ! Just when the Taoist priests were wondering! An examiner calmed everyone and said, "Listen, everyone, this recruitment of Taoist priests has been highly valued by my king. This time, the marshal and the samigoku came to supervise the examination! Leave no stone unturned! Serve my king and serve my country. ”

"Okay, let's talk about the content of this exam. In order to select those who are truly proficient in the Dao, our examiners unanimously agreed on the content of this exam. Everyone saw that this long tree did not, as long as someone walked by and did not fall into the oil pot, it was to pass this try! Those who fall into it will pay the consequences! Of course, it is also possible to abstain. I hope you all know for yourself, and don't joke with your life. The examiner said this, and said, "Okay, if you want to, sign the life and death certificate." Those who do not wish to do so will be deemed to have abstained. ”

After the examiner finished speaking, the Taoist priests immediately blew up! "I didn't expect that! Unexpected! This year, I came to find a position to eat the emperor's food, how can I play with my life! "How's that for good?" How is it good? "Do you sign or not???" "Let's see?!" "It's nothing if you have real skills." "It's not worth it to play for a few dollars, it's not worth it!" "Do you know how much I spent? I spent ten gold coins! "You're only ten?! I've spent twenty of them! ”……

Zhang Xiaodao looked at the horizontal wood and the oil pot below! Almost all the robes were soaked with sweat! He didn't expect it either! My purpose is to seek a better messenger?! This! This! Why is this exam still playing with life? Still! Still! What kind of life and death certificate do you sign? Looking for a job like this? I've never heard of it myself!? Never seen it before!? It's appalling! It's appalling!

Just when everyone is talking! But I heard the examiner say loudly: "The one who signed the certificate of life and death is standing on the left!" Do not sign the abstain on the right side of the station! Hurry up! Hurry up. ”

After speaking, the sound of hulala, some people went to the left, some people went to the right, and some people were in a dilemma. Zhang Xiaodao was in a dilemma, and when he saw that many people dared to sign the left side of the life and death certificate, he immediately ran over. On the left went there were two hundred. On the right went there were three hundred. The right side of Xiao 300 was immediately regarded as abstaining, but no one left here, wanting to see this appalling job search scene.

The little two hundred who went to the left have signed a life and death certificate!

A sign of life and death! At one's own risk! …… Zhang Xiaodao touched the more than ten copper coins left in his pocket, and kept rolling and rubbing with his fingers. As soon as he bit his teeth, he saw that many people had signed, and he immediately signed it himself. At this time, he never thought that he was just here to find a job, and it turned into playing with his life, or frying Taoism.

The life and death certificate is signed! The exam for the fried Taoist priest begins immediately! Catch lots in order! Those who didn't catch the first place were all overjoyed. Zhang Xiaodao also caught one, and when he saw that he was one hundred and fifty, he was immediately relieved. And after drawing lots, there may be three people who will instantly become bitter melon faces.

Exams begin.

The head of the lottery bore the brunt.

I saw him walk on a two-meter-high platform, looked at the twenty-meter-high path, and wiped his sweat first. Then I looked at the oil tank below! The oil tanks are next to each other! Each one is magnanimous! There are four on one side! Straight straight line for more than 20 meters! The boiling oil inside is tumbling with enthusiasm! Seeing that once he fell, there was no way out, and the leg of the champion couldn't help but tremble a little.

The champion of the lot has been stagnant for a long time. Now almost everyone on the field is staring with bated breath! Everyone is watching to see how this lottery champion will perform! All the Taoist priests below are now worried about him, and they all want to see how this pioneer can pass? And is it good? Can you get by? And is this true or false? Everyone has a different mentality! But it's the heart of watching together! The scene was almost silent! It seems that only the warm greeting and bubbling sound of boiling oil can be heard!

Before leaving, he glanced back at the Taoist priests behind him, and there seemed to be a taste of farewell in his eyes. When the Taoist priests saw him like this, they seemed to reveal a sentence: "I went...". All the Taoist priests were almost shocked, and they really raised their hearts to his throat for him! ……

Catching the lot champion really moved! He got on a long, narrow wooden beam! Hands flat! Look at your feet! Walk steadily and slowly, and there can be six steps! All the Taoist priests take a look! I couldn't help but shout hello to him in my heart! And yet after six steps! The champion of the lot actually stopped there with his hands flat and in front and back! At this time, he was sweating profusely, his face was red, and he stopped for almost fifteen seconds! His legs couldn't stop shaking! Look at the magnitude of that shaking! All the Taoist priests were terrified! In the blink of an eye! He's unexpected! I want to run back!

But! See it at a glance!

Wipe! One foot crooked! The body is tilted! Hands want to grasp something! It almost fell off in a flash!

Tom thumped!!!

The oil splashes are three meters high!!

This lot-grabbing champion who was planted in the oil pot screamed and wanted to climb out! But it wasn't a few seconds! It was completely swallowed up by the big oil pot!

All the Taoist priests take a look! Almost all stupid! Those who didn't sign the life and death certificate wiped their sweat! Xin said: "Fortunately, I didn't sign it!" That's right! ”

And a look at the one who signed the life and death certificate! I almost want to go to the toilet!

Take a look at the lots! Almost immediately, I fainted!

And take a look at the lots! The list eyes are all dizzy! Hurry up and faint yourself!

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