Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Thirteen Needles of the Cumbersome Ghost Gate
I'm not stupid, Grandma Hong's words, I realized what she meant. When I recovered Grandma Hong as a general, I once promised her that I would find a disciple to help her accumulate incense and practice and ascend to the immortal throne as soon as possible. Grandma Hong is a ghost, and the disciples she looks at will naturally become what people often call the Yin Po, the God Po.
It's just that as I've said before, there are very few people who can do this kind of work.
Some people say that this kind of person is born with an incomplete soul, and the more crazy he is, the higher his ability. Some people also say that this kind of person's physique is extremely yin, so they will be approached by the ghost and god yin master.
I don't know exactly what it is, I just know that these people are extremely difficult to find, and they are extremely talented, easy to set foot in the yin and yang worlds, and communicate with ghosts and gods.
"You mean, she's fit to be your disciple?" I reached into my arms and took out the piece of red grandma's jade pendant.
It didn't take long for Grandma Hong's figure to be revealed.
"Yes...... I noticed it when you talked to her grandmother in the park before. The reason why this girl has to be possessed again and again is because she has this extreme yin physique, and many ghosts and gods want to rush her to accept disciples, but they ......" Speaking of this, Grandma Hong hesitated for a while.
"Just what......" I asked the fat man in unison
"It's just that her spiritual connection has been hurt, and although the ghosts and gods can possess her, they can't make a contract with her." After a pause, Grandma Hong frowned again and said, "Of course, you can also force the contract, but this should not be called a contract, it should be called a seizure."
What Grandma Red means is that if a spirit Yin Master possesses Shishi's body for a long time, over time, Shishi's soul will be corroded, and then the ghost can directly control Shishi's body and become the new owner of this body.
Due to the special physique of Shishi, it is the best container for ghosts and evil spirits to live for a long time, in other words, her body is undoubtedly like the Tang monk meat that monsters flock to during the Journey to the West. But this meat is not for eating, but for living.
In this way, it can also explain why the exorcism is repeated again and again, and the Taoist priests come one after another, but the poems are cured like this, and they get sick like this, and they repeat themselves again and again, and they never end. Because she will provoke spirits at any time, maybe she is a normal person at one moment, and she will be possessed by a ghost the next moment, and driving away the ghost is only a symptomatic treatment, but it cannot cure the root cause
"It's imperative that we get rid of the spirits possessed by Shishi first, and let's talk about other things later!" The fat man said to me and Grandma Red.
"Do you want to ......"
The fat man raised the sandalwood box in his hand and said, "Thirteen needles of the ghost gate." ”
The fat man and I walked towards Shishi, and at the other end, Si Lijing and Yao Yirong each supported Grandma Zhao, who was crying in front of Shishi.
When the fat man and I arrived at the table, we each grabbed Shishi's shoulders and pulled her off the table.
After pulling it down, I pressed Shishi down on top of the chair. At this time, Grandma Zhao also walked towards us with the support of Yao Yirong and Si Lijing.
"Two great immortals, please save Shishi! She...... She's fine just now, and now she's been found by those things again, please. "As soon as we came, Grandma Zhao cried and begged us.
"Grandma, don't worry, they are now using needles to get rid of the things wrapped around Shishi's body, it's very effective, let's not disturb them, let them apply the needles quietly." Yao Yirong and Si Lijing both comforted Grandma Zhao with gentle tones.
Although I don't know medical skills, I also know that doctors have to concentrate on acupuncture, especially for the thirteen needles of the ghost gate, the angle of rotation and the number of inches into the needle must be grasped well, and the concentration of the mind is extremely high.
Now that Grandma Zhao has been soothed by Yao Yirong and Si Lijing, my heart has also settled a lot, after pressing the struggling poems on the stool. I urged the fat man to apply the needle quickly, who knows...... At this time, the fat man made another scene that made everyone's eyes plummet.
"Alas, I said that this aunt, sister, aunt, or uncle, uncle, grandfather, where are you going back and forth, okay, at most, I will burn more paper money for you, so that you can spend and use it below...... Don't worry about eating, don't worry about wearing. The fat man first pleaded with Shishi for a long time in a gentle tone.
"You're a man, you're a man, I'll burn you a few big-breasted beauties, your breasts are big" After speaking, he gestured twice with his hands in the air, and the two women on the side heard him say so dirty, and then looked at his actions, and their faces were red with shame.
"Alas...... I said can you not be like this, what do you want, but say, if you don't say how I know what you want. You said what you want, and I'll do my best to help you do it. If you don't say I don't know, if you say I know, I definitely know, if you don't say I don't know, it's not good for you, you say I know it's good for everyone, isn't it. "The fat man's mouth is foaming at the mouth, and the fat Tang monk is reincarnated.
I was depressed about what he was going to do, and I was about to talk about him, when he immediately changed his appearance.
"You bastard, dog eggs, bird eggs, salted eggs and salted duck eggs, in your previous life, your grandmother didn't love your grandfather, you didn't accept the judge and didn't pay attention to the ghost king of Hades, you lived like no one when you lived, and after you died, you looked like a bird, and now you still lose your conscience, occupying other people's bodies, you say you are not a bastard."
Seeing that the flattery was ineffective, the fat man changed his face again, rolled up his sleeves, crossed his waist with his hands, and pointed at the poems and scolded wantonly, this appearance is a bit like a quarrelling aunt in the vegetable market, or a "gentle" aunt who scolds people like poems and has chapters of export.
Everyone was so stunned that their jaws almost fell out, and I pulled the fat man over and asked in a low voice and puzzled, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" ”
The fat man whispered, "This is the procedure," and after saying that, he stood up again and continued to curse Shishi.
After it was over, the fat man's face changed again, his anger rose, Tongling's big eyes stared at Shi Shi viciously, and he said in a calm tone: "Go back to your old place, if you don't go back, Lao Tzu will kill you with a thunderbolt immediately." ”
In normal times, I believe that ordinary children would be frightened and cry by this fierce appearance, but this time there were some exceptions, Shishi not only did not cry, but her face was as wooden as usual, not only that, but her hands were also clenched tightly on a candle, if it wasn't for me holding down her hands, she would have already stuffed the candle into her mouth by now.
"Huhu ......" The fat man was tired of scolding, but Shishi still didn't have any reaction, and her face was as usual.
Seeing this, the fat man gritted his teeth in hatred and took out a silver needle from the box.
While I suppressed Shishi, I couldn't help but complain in my heart: "How good it is to be like this earlier, you said that you spent half a day salivating and drying the birds?" ”
The first shot is still Shaoshang, and the fat man seems to have a soft spot for Shaoshang's acupoint.
"Hiss......" Shaoshang's acupoint was pierced, and Shishi's face finally changed.
"You people in the yang world don't care about the affairs of the underworld...... a hoarse and energetic voice came out of Shishi's body, but it was an old male ghost.
"Hehe, there is a way in the yang, and there is a road in the underworld, you are a person in the underworld who doesn't take the road to the underworld, and you don't take the ordinary road and run to the underworld to make trouble, then don't blame me, a person in the underworld, for being nosy." The fat man held the silver needle in his hand and replied to Shishi
"Young man, let me tell you the truth, this girl has taken a fancy to the family and wants to accept her as an apprentice." The old ghost had no shame in hiding his true purpose
"You know that she has been injured in the spiritual trick, and you are still possessed by her, your old man is not like taking apprentices, but like taking away the house, aren't you afraid of being thundered by the sky?" The fat man asked rhetorically
"Hmph, you're not a Yin Sect disciple, and she doesn't care if she catches the spirit or not." The old ghost's purpose was exposed, and he was immediately annoyed and angry.
It's too late, it's fast, after the old ghost story fell, the fat man quickly picked up Shishi's small palm and pricked it into the palm of his hand.
This acupoint is the Lao Gong acupoint, which is the ghost road in the thirteen needles of the ghost gate.
Shishi's face changed again, and after the needle prick, her body trembled slightly.
"I can talk about it well, where, sir, I will spend some money to buy some sesame oil candles to burn for you, you let go of the poems, from now on we will go our separate ways, and I will not hurt you." After that, the fat man smiled again: "You like to eat candles so much, I'll give you red and yellow, white and black, and give you a copy each, how about it?" ”
"Hmph...... The Sprinkle family is also a ghost who has been lingering in the city of death for a few days, how can they be so easily manipulated by you, a yellow-mouthed child? The possessed Shishi snorted towards the sky.
"Then what are you going to do to let her go, anyway, I'm in charge of this matter, if you can't talk about it, I can only accept you."
"Well, think about it" The possessed Shishi held her cheeks and thought for a long time, and then the corners of her mouth drew an arc, seeing his smile, a bad thought flashed in my mind, this smile was too treacherous, as if there was some conspiracy.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for him to say to the fat man: "You offended the Sprinkle family just now, kowtow to the Sprinkle family first, if you knock the Sprinkle family happy, maybe the Sprinkle family will let go of this girl." ”
"Damn......" The fat man didn't speak, I cursed first, I said why did I look at his smile so uncomfortable, it turned out that he was playing such a bad idea, let the fat man kneel, doesn't this trample on his dignity?
"Don't listen to him, stab his ghost seal directly, let his soul fly away" I broke Shishi's mouth and asked the fat man to pierce the needle into it, I knew that this acupuncture point was the death hole of the possessed spirit, as long as it was stabbed, the spirit would immediately be gone.
"Wait...... I'll knock, Haisheng, you let him go"
In everyone's stunned gaze, the fat man knelt down on the ground, folded his hands and fell to the ground, and banged, kowtowing to the old ghost.
"Hahaha...... A hoarse and hearty laugh came from Shishi.
"Interesting, really interesting, give the Sprinkle family another look."
With a bang, the fat man kowtowed again.
"I said you're fucking enough, play my brother like this, believe it or not, Lao Tzu used the order flag to beat your soul away." His teasing again and again made me unable to suppress the anger in my heart any longer.
"Shishi" glanced at me sideways, and said coldly: "The Sprinkle family didn't force him, he voluntarily knocked him." ”
"Don't go too far." I scolded
The fat man stood up from the ground and interrupted me: "Now, you can spare Shishi!" ”
"Let it go...... Why should I put it"
When he said the previous word, everyone's hearts were still very happy, but after the whole sentence was finished, everyone's hearts rose with anger, especially seeing him laughing so rampantly, everyone was even more angry. Even Yao Yirong, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but scold him loudly
"You bastard may not be too discredited, right? Talking so speechlessly, it's just a shame on the ghost world? ”
Grandma Zhao knelt down, crying and begging: "This ghost uncle, I beg you to be good and let my granddaughter go." My granddaughter has been tossed by you since she was a child, and now she only has half a life left, so you should accumulate virtue, be kind, and let my granddaughter go......" As she spoke, Grandma Zhao was still holding her hands on the ground and kept kowtowing on the ground.
The fat man's repeated concessions and the bitter pleading of an old man, this old ghost was not only not moved at all, but became more and more arrogant, he pointed to Grandma Zhao and laughed: "Knock, knock harder, the more sad you cry, the happier the Sprinkle family will be...... Hahaha"
"Damn ......" I couldn't hold back any longer and broke his mouth open again.
I yelled at the fat man, "Fatty, stop rubbing, hurry up and stab his ghost seal and wipe out this bastard." ”
At that end, the fat man had already picked up a silver needle, and his expression was solemn and solemn.
He asked the old ghost who was attached to Shishi's body calmly: "You should know what the consequences will be if I prick this needle?" ”
"I know, I will be scattered" The old ghost did not feel nervous at all, but laughed wildly without fear: "But do you dare, you stabbed my ghost seal and scattered my soul, you have to bear the cause and effect, maybe you will have to die for a short life, are you willing to do it?" ”
The old ghost's words made me shudder, how come this ghost door thirteen stitches, there will also be sequelae.
The fat man was not moved at all, but twisted the needle and said with a straight face: "My father once said that cultivators not only have to accumulate merit, but sometimes they also have to bear sins, and for the sake of righteousness, we must make trade-offs. Although my Taoist says that there is no natural inaction, we as Taoists also have the responsibility of subduing demons and eliminating demons. ”
The silver needle in his hand flashed, and an extremely fast flash slashed through the air, piercing the tip of Shishi's tongue.