"You two bastard boys, let go of my red grandma, otherwise I will never spare you!"

Before we could speak, the female ghost in red attacked the first and glared at me angrily.

The fat man bared his teeth and said to the red grandmother: "Then what is the red grandmother, it's obvious that you created your own evil to hook my brother as a stand-in." Why do you now seem as if you have been wronged more than the two of us? ”

Although Grandma Red was wrapped in the fat man's clothes, her momentum was not weak at all.

"Who told him to save my stand-in today, causing me to lose the opportunity to reincarnate in vain, I won't come to him, who will I find." Grandma Red glared angrily at me viciously

Damn, are you justified in harming others? I was actually wrong to save people.

This water ghost called Grandma Red is really arrogant, I can't be angry, so I want to go up and make up for her a five-thunder palm, so that she can take a good look at my power.

As soon as he took a step, he was pulled back by the fat man.

"Fatty, what are you doing?" I asked

The fat man pulled me aside and whispered to me, "Haisheng, it seems that you are really wrong about this?" ”

"What?" I looked at the fat man in amazement, I was still wrong to save people.

The fat man whispered to me that since most of the water ghosts died unjustly in the water, and they could not leave the area after death, the underworld allowed them to come out on July 15 to find stand-ins, and most of these stand-ins were people who were born with floods and were born with premature death. And if I saved that child today, it is equivalent to ruining Grandma Hong's chance of reincarnation.

In the end, the fat man added: "This is the cause and effect of your own crime, you have to deal with it, if you slap her, it will cut off her chance to reincarnate and commit another sin"

I don't know if this is a causal cycle, self-destined, or a ghost will do anything to reincarnate, if it's my approach, I don't care if you are reincarnated or not, anyway, if you provoke me, I will kill you directly.

But now there is a fat man next to me, with the character of a fat man, if I really kill this red grandmother, I'm afraid he will immediately turn against me.

Things have come to this point, and it's not killing it, and it's not going to stay? Thinking that the brain-dead haven't been able to come up with a good way, Nima's, being a Taoist priest is too tired, this can't be done, that can't be done, it's even more aggrieved than Lu Xun's Ah Q.

In the end, the fat man thought of a compromise, and he walked up to persuade the female ghost: "Grandma Hong, do you think this is okay?" Our brothers will buy some paper money tomorrow and burn it to you, and after you take these, go back to your territory to be your water ghost, and from then on be kind, if someone goes into the water, you save it, and if no one goes into the water, you can also pull it down to save it, so that the merit accumulates, maybe not only can you reincarnate, but also be able to find a position as a yin god in the underworld? What do you think? ”

Grandma Hong paused for a while and asked the fat man, "Do you think there are many people who will fall into the water in my river?" ”

The fat man looked at the poor little pond, it was not enough for three points, and when he saw the peasants going into the water today, the deepest part of the water was only up to the neck, unless it was a water ghost pulling people, otherwise the drowning death was called strange.

The fat man looked at it for a while, and he forced out a sentence from his lungs: "What, there is a great man named Li Ning, didn't he say a word?" Anything is possible. ”

Regarding the nonsense that the fat man said with his lungs, Grandma Hong naturally did not agree. But she can't help the two of us, and the two of us also want to surpass her and accumulate some virtue for ourselves. After all, we are afraid that she will continue to harm people after letting her go back.

Maybe it's the water ghost of Grandma Red who saw our sincerity and finally relented. It's just that when I listened to Grandma Hong's conditions, I had the urge to slap her away.

The condition of this red grandmother is just one sentence: "You find an apprentice for me, I want to be a smoker." ”

The so-called smoke ghost is the ghost who divins the yin for others, and the apprentice of the smoke ghost refers to the mother-in-law who gives people the yin.

We call this kind of woman a woman who is a woman who has passed the yin and a flower woman. In Hong Kong, it's called the goddess, ask Mi Po.

Because of their special constitution, this kind of person is found by ghosts or yin masters and signs a contract with ghosts. They earn money, while ghosts accumulate incense and merit. Since the ghosts have not been sealed, they are not righteous gods, and they do not have immortal positions, so these mothers-in-law usually do not tell their masters that they are ghosts, and when they meet people, they will only say that I have invited such and such a great god in the sky.

Now this red grandmother asked us to find her an apprentice. It is nothing more than to accumulate merit and become the yin god of the underworld. But this kind of human body has a special physique, it is rarer than a Taoist priest, and there is a vast sea of people, where can you let me go to find an apprentice for you. Besides, this kind of person will not be able to live long if he has been in contact with ghosts for a long time, and even if he finds it, are you sure that people are willing to be your apprentice?

I was very depressed and said to the fat man, "I want to ...... It's better to go home and get the order flag, and ask the five ghosts to escort her to the underworld, so that I don't see the injustice. ”

After speaking, I turned around and left, preparing to go back to the fat man's house to get the order flag and dispatch the five ghost generals.

"Don't...... Aren't you afraid of iniquity? Send the ghost to the city of vain death, and if you run out, it will be an evil ghost. The fat man grabbed me and persuaded

The fat man's words are indeed right, most of the water ghosts are unjustly killed, and the resentment will not be dissipated, even if I forcibly ask the five ghost soldiers to send him to the underworld, then she can only wander in the city of vain death. A resentful soul wandering in the city of vain death for a day is equivalent to a year of cultivation in the yang world, and if she is allowed to return to the human world, it will definitely be a tricky evil ghost.

However, what can be done now? I'd rather send her to the underworld than go to such trouble and go all over the world to find her an apprentice. You must know that we Taoist priests have precepts in our bodies, and everything we say will be listened to by the heavens, and if I promise Grandma Hong, unless I die, I will be responsible for my promises.

Once I agreed, then I wouldn't have to do anything until I found an apprentice for her in my life. I can't leave her in this world to continue to harm people, thinking about it, I'll take her back to the underworld and take some debts myself.

"Don't run, I really thought of a way not to have to be so troublesome, and I didn't have to send her back to the underworld." The fat man grabbed me hard.

I rolled my eyes, turned around and asked him what he could do.

The fat man smiled and whispered in my ear: "General." ”

I suddenly realized that I slapped my head, yes, I can accept Grandma Hong as a soldier. The spell of Yin Mountain was originally a spell of heavy yin, and those who used to learn Yin Mountain often went to the cemetery, or the intersection where a car accident occurred, and collected these evil spirits to do things for themselves.

Don't think that collecting ghosts to do things for yourself is a very shady thing. Evil or not, loss or not only depends on the Taoist priest. If you take in the ghosts, you are going to rectify the person, to bewitch the girl for selfish desires, or to bewitch others for money. This is naturally a sin-making thing. But after you have collected evil spirits, you use them to exorcise evil spirits and eliminate disasters for others. Then you are accumulating merit, and if you accumulate merit, naturally, the ghosts under your command will also receive merit.

It's just that over the years, due to the relationship between Uncle Qingsong, I have been learning things along with me, and I haven't fought with others or handled things by myself. And it will cost money to raise soldiers. Every once in a while, you have to offer some fruits, sesame oil, candles, and rice. When you think about it, it's a lot of money.

Therefore, I generally don't raise soldiers, and if there is a need to use soldiers, I always go to the temple to borrow them.

Now the fat man has proposed this method, and let me accept Grandma Hong as a general. Although it is a good idea to spend more money on offerings in the future.

After I agreed, the fat man, a negotiator, went up to know his feelings, and moved to impress the red grandmother.

The negotiation was deadlocked for ten minutes, and finally Grandma Hong glanced at me: "Okay, grandma, I will be this kid's soldier for the time being, but you have to promise me that once I have an apprentice in my eye, you can't stop me from leaving." ”

…… I, Nima, is this what you beg me or I beg you, even if I beg you, I don't look down on people so much.

Since the Lingqi and container on my body are in the fat man's house, I can't accept Grandma Hong for a while, so I can only ask her to wait for a while, and the fat man and I go back to Aunt Mei's house to get the umbrella and let her stay in the umbrella for a while.

On the way, the more I thought about it, the more depressed I felt, so I complained to the fat man: "Fat man, why do I feel less and less like a Taoist priest of the Yinshan faction, I don't have the style of the Yinshan faction at all." ”

I'm telling the truth, I used to hear in Li Feng's mouth that the disciples of our Yinshan faction are very free, they can do whatever they want, and they will directly take rice and red paper to refined.

The fat man smiled and replied: "Ghosts are also the right to personal freedom, you always have to let yourself choose to choose, think about it, if you marry your daughter-in-law and snatch it directly, that person is unwilling, and it is not interesting for you to go to bed." ”

I ......, even if the ghost has the right to personal freedom, what does this have to do with the daughter-in-law going to bed.

Speechless all the way, I decided not to take care of the fat man anymore, and returned to Aunt Mei's house, I took the umbrella that was holding the light rain tonight, and ran to the river to put away Grandma Hong.

Then he went back to the room with the fat man and fell asleep.

The next day, I borrowed the umbrella with Grandma Red for fear of rain and said goodbye to Aunt Mei's family.

"Hey...... Sometimes I really like the countryside, you see the smell of cow dung and earth, how fragrant it smells," the fat man sighed as he walked on the gravel road in the countryside.

“…… The fat man in front, you stop me. ”

As soon as the fat man finished sighing, there was a sudden shout from behind.

We turned our heads to look behind us, only to see an old man chasing after the fat man more than ten meters away.

", run!" Before Mengxue and I could react, the fat man pulled us and ran away.

"Fatty, you dug someone's ancestral grave, are you so flustered?" I asked as I ran

"Did I use my money to order flowers for Sister Jingjing?"

"This has something to do with you ordering flowers for Si Lijing."

"It matters, I didn't have any money when I bought cinnabar yellow paper yesterday, so I ran away when I grabbed it, didn't you see that the old man recognized me now and came to collect debts?."

"Damn, then you don't want to run faster."

At this time, Meng Xue said weakly beside her, "Brother, you didn't give the money, we can't give it now, why do you still have to run?" ”

Fat man "..............."

I ".................."