Chapter 263: Solomon, I'm Back...... Wait, it's wrong
"I've heard of you before, Joker."
At the top of the roof, there are no surveillance cameras. It is one of the few locations that will not be monitored by Skynet, and even if there are synchronous aerial photography satellites, it is impossible to accurately find two small human figures in the sky without prior positioning.
"Oh, that's an honor, hehehe, to be able to let His Excellency Solomon, who is about to defeat Batman, hear my name...... Kokokokoko. ”
On the rooftop, Solomon and the Joker are like an eccentric pair, one neatly dressed, with neatly combed hair, peppermint sesame oil, and seventeen or eighteen ponytails, looking like a mix of a business elite and a hippie singer. The other wears loose-fitting cotton pajamas, has a cigarette in his mouth, and wears the heavy makeup of a circus clown. If it's a movie character, it looks like the kind of combination that only appears in a three-pronged comedy movie.
"Someone once said I was a lot like you. But that was before I had a hole in my head. In retrospect, you and I do have some similarities in our styles......"
"Oh—this compliment really delights me, a new cheerful crazy little friend, who wants us to dance hand in hand around the campfire? Maybe this is a little Old-Style, and we can play Wii together? Baseball. Tennis. Archery Competition...... A great idea out of the blue! We can pretend to be a lone ranger and an Indian soup boy and do some work to punish adultery and eliminate evil! I feel like I can play the Indians! ”
Solomon didn't care about the clown's gibberish, he just looked at each other with cold eyes.
“…… You're trying to sabotage my plan. Mr. Joker. The way I think of it, I should break your neck right now. Then dispose of your corpse perfectly in a way you can't imagine, and make you completely disappear from this worldly realm. ”
"Huh?" And not intimidated by the cold narrative (or threats). The prince of crime, known as the Joker, simply climbed the guardrail, and walked precariously on the narrow top with his pointed shoes. "I ...... Ruined your plans? No, no, no, I just wanted to add a little fun to your plan. One - surprise! Surprise! It's a pity, tsk, why do you always want to open the package when the time comes? Well? What does that bring? Overdraft the happiness of tomorrow, why can't you dance to the music step by step? Still, I like smart kids like you. At least it's fun to play with smart people. ”
"You sent a signal to Batman through the line of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy. An unsigned email with only one playing card in it. Maybe you don't think I noticed that you stole a recording of our conversation and gave it to Batman. It's ingenious, you want to get the already decayed Batman to smell danger again. Then go back to the pinnacle of his power and kill me—or at least all with me. ”
“…… Bingo!! The clown snapped his fingers and gave Solomon a thumbs up, "This little condiment will make the cake even more delicious...... Come, dear Highness Solomon. Together, we set up the scene, and the end has arrived—the Rigoletto is about to be hanged, and the rebels and the aging king are about to take the final and decisive stage...... Maybe I won't see that, but! ”
The green-haired clown raised a finger and put it to his bright red lips.
"I've pushed this drama in the direction I want! The talented vengeful Hamlet. I want to pay you my respects! As the king's longest-standing courtiers, one rebel after another tried to take off the king's head, but they all fell under the barren stone bricks. Ivy crawls all over their tombstones, and these undead spirits can only stage pathetic repetitive failures on the lifting line again and again...... But you! You're the one closest to success! Let's end this eternal cycle. Your poisoned wine is not worthy of the end of this magnificent epic. Only the flesh and blood of a real sword is worthy of the last scene! ”
Solomon watched as the clown danced a whirling foxtrot on the wall, contentedly immersed in his own indulgent fantasy realm.
"I'm not going to take your life here. Your head will hang from the gates and watch the king fall in the darkness. Then be reborn in the furnaces of hell. The handsome young man with a meticulous appearance lowered his eyes slightly. Rigoslavs are dependent on the king. When the king dies, the courtiers will not live alone...... You want to die with him with your own hands. I understand that. This time, though, it wasn't the king in the dark who died. It's the whole black kingdom. ”
The ".................." clown sat on the wall, pondering Solomon's words of unknown significance.
"Joker, you're free. You've done all the things I wish you could do...... You can get out of here. Solomon glanced at the black night sky of Gotham City and took a deep breath.
Has he recovered his emotions? The clown's needle-like pupils stared at Su Jing's back without any delay. For this bottomless highness Solomon, an unpredictable man with extraordinary powers, he has always held very sharp and intricate emotions, just like the chaotic spiritual world in his mind all along.
It was only him who could have ended Batman, not anyone else, and this fun cat-and-mouse game should never stop...... It should not be spoiled by this spoiler. The fatalistic confrontation between himself and Batman was disturbed by this Solomon......
Show me how far you can go, ruthless boy. If you become the new king, the game might just get a lot more fun.
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"Pair the table."
"Three o'clock in the morning."
"So...... Let's end before dawn. ”
The two hugged silently, and the girl gently wrapped her arms around the man's back with her mechanical prosthetic leg and buried her head in his arms.
"This time, the probability that I will survive is about seventy-three percent."
Batman doesn't show mercy to non-human opponents. When the destructive power of the Beidou Fist is fully opened, even Su Jing's frontal combat power is ......
"If I die here, Crimson Force has a man named Su Luo, and she may be able to help you. Don't trust Mr. Lu too much. If I'm not on the team, she'll use you like a tool entirely, but she won't abandon you easily when you're useful to her. ”
"Hey! Ah Jing! ”
“……”
"Laugh and show me."
Like a glacier suddenly thawing in winter, the corners of Su Jing's mouth slowly tugged. The original cold eyes were gradually replaced by that happy optimistic look, just like the original big child. The girl was stunned for a moment, and then screamed:
"Isn't this a recovery for you?!"
"About three hours." Su Jing scratched his neatly combed hair, the peppermint sesame oil that Gai Qi applied to him before smelled a bit like lemon soda, but the texture was a little thicker, "Although the nervous system has recovered, the way of thinking is still a little stiff for a while, I guess I have to find something pleasant and exciting to warm up, so that I can get into the best state when fighting with bats." ”
"Hmm...... I have an idea. The girl's eyes were sparkling at him, and the two of them brewed emotions for a moment, and then their lips intertwined passionately.
It's a really uplifting kind of entertainment.
"To be exact, I won." At the halftime pause, the delicate and cute girl's cheeks revealed a layer of faint crimson, and the thin legs wrapped in black and white striped cotton socks that she had specially changed into stood on tiptoe because of the height difference between the two, Su Jing wiped the girl's thin lips with her index finger, and applied a layer of faint purple lip gloss on them, "Because this seat is the protagonist of this ongoing legend!" Before a harem is built where everyone loves each other, this seat will not fall down halfway! ”
"Eat." Gage was honest about her opinion.
Two minutes later, a brilliant silver star soared into the sky from Gotham City's gem district, dragging a long tail flame.
On the balcony of the apartment, Su Jing was doing stretching gymnastics. He easily bends the joints of his body into various unbelievable angles, pushing the flexibility of this body to the limit. With a loud slap, a pair of black angel-like wings spread out from behind him, different from the original epidermal wings, now the huge wings of a real flying bird, the wings that have been successfully promoted to a stronger horizontal realm look much more domineering and handsome, and after being plated with a layer of alloy, its protective power has also reached the realm of blocking rifle bullets.
During this time, Su Jing was not tired of being with girls all day long, these two guys, who were essentially technical workers, immediately started high-intensity research after coming into contact with the technical skills of this world. The girl has already cultivated the nanomechanical implant to become more superb, and Su Jing has also found a suitable enhancement for herself from the general database of the multiverse zerg, some biochemical weapons with only the concept of operation.
Right on his arm, two bone blades bounced out. At the end of these two bone blades is a slightly enlarged node, which is an accessory nerve node that is equivalent to a simplified brain. These two nerve nodes have no thoughts, but a system that manipulates the bone blade, which can reduce the amount of computation that Su Jing can manipulate it. Its function is to accept Su Jing's instructions from the nerve center, so that the bone blade can freely switch between multiple modes, and carry out the bone blade's self-repair and sharpness - enough to reach the molecular level of the blade.
"The final curtain! Solomon—Appear! (To be continued......)
PS: Sorry...... Yesterday, I was dragged to eat hot pot and was poured a pound and a half of liquor.
When the person who poured me tried to pee on the bed, I was going to continue the codeword, but I went back to sleep because I was really not sane...... As a result, I got up in the middle of the night and vomited four or five times, and all the bile was vomited......
Let's have a few more chapters today...... I'll see if I can make up for it......