Baidu question: Recently, I dated my new girlfriend, we just held hands, and my girlfriend was pregnant! What to do! Do you want a child? I'm in a hurry to wait online!

When we are pure, we are often overwhelmed and overwhelmed by such problems - what? Can you get pregnant by holding hands? Are you kidding me!?

When we are not very pure, we will always gloat when we encounter such a question: Congratulations to the landlord for transforming into the Hulk!

And when our discipline is completely gone, we see the same problem again and come to a completely different conclusion.

The child may be the old king next door, but it is really possible - it is the landlord yours!

So it's not just the butt that can determine the head, but also the temperament......

Now, Yakumo and Assuna are having this problem.

Which of the following girls can get pregnant holding hands?

A. Guiyan leaves! B. Kasuga Wild Dome! C. Illya! D. Gintoki Sakata!

Not to mention the inexplicable silver he (divine beast) mom who knows how to get in, the remaining three options still look quite normal - a ghost!!

Holding hands can get pregnant, is that a new study made by a brick family in which country!? If this is the case, how can you embarrass those developed countries with negative population growth?

And your painful calamity, the name is [If you are honest, do not disturb], because of this question, so you can say here grandly, "Congratulations to the male and female guests on holding hands (huai) and (yun) success"!?

"Mo ......" Asuina looked at Yakumo with a red face, "That...... Hand in Hand...... Can it really ......? ”

Yakumo stretched out his hand with a serious face and took Tomorrow's white and tender palm.

"Tomorrow, let's have another child! Yui should be happy too! ”

So Asukina instantly entered overload mode, and smoke began to come out of her head!

It's really smoking, hey! Is this the legendary Steam Silly!? It's leaking! Tomorrow, when did you have the same talent as Ebi's famous disa, hey!

Anyway, Asuna is a girl after all. How embarrassed are you to ask such a question for her to answer!

So Asukina took a step back and stood behind Yakumo Mo.

"Ahem......"

Holding his fist to his mouth, Yakumo coughed lightly.

"It's worthy of being a big-headed dead pervert, and the questions asked are really dirty!"

Wang Ni ...... No, I'm saying that the hooded girl tilted her head and sold a cute, but with her hood will only make people want to laugh.

Ya Yunmo suddenly wondered if this girl would also put a wire [beep--] on her head under the hood, after all, through the wide mouth of the hood. It was dark inside, and nothing could be seen.

"It's dirty, but it's simple!!"

The hooded girl leaned back slightly, making a startled pose.

"The answer is obvious, it's Dome Girl!"

"Why!?" ”

I don't know if it's the girl in the hood who asked the question, and even Assuna looked at Yakumo curiously.

“…… This, this, this ......" Yakumo suddenly looked very entangled, "Of course, it's because Sakata Gintoki is impossible, and Illya is still a primary school student, so she hasn't developed enough to get pregnant!" ”

"But what about the Guiyan leaf?"

Tomorrow Nai persevered and continued to ask.

So Yakumo was even more entangled......

grabbed the long hair on his chest one by one, and finally Ya Yunmo, who was a little self-defeating, simply closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "Because Sister Qiong will do some such and such things when she is alone!!!! ”

A raven flew over the heads of the people. "Fool...... Fool ......"

Tomorrow Nai tilted her head, sold cute, and was puzzled.

With such a pure wife, Yakumo Mo, it was really a burst of tears......

Sometimes a woman's curiosity is really aroused, such as at this time-

Asuna grabbed Yakumo Mo's sleeve and continued to ask: "What kind of thing is 'so, that, that' thing?" ”

grabbed Asukina's shoulders and said "Wow?" to the other party. In the puzzled voice, Yakumo stared into Asuina's eyes: "Listen to me, Asuina my dear!" Don't ask any questions, okay? Big deal, let's go to Harbin beer later? ”

“…… However, people are really curious...... And I don't like habe. You can't get drunk. ”

Mm-hmm, in Gensokyo, this melting pot of festivals. Especially in the Yakumo family, the bottom of the furnace, the slag layer can still maintain such a pure heart, and Asuna really makes Yakumo want to cry without tears.

And obviously, the girl in the hood won't let Yakumo get away with it like this, only to see her suddenly jump up "dangdangdang", and then pointed to the sky and said: "Since this player has doubts, then I'll answer your questions!" The reason why Kasuga Wild Dome was able to get pregnant because of holding hands was, of course, because of her cuteness in addition to double ponytails, silver long straight, dull hair, headbands, sisters, twins, brother control, sick and weak, poor breasts, tsundere, weak and delicate, mouthless, goth loli suit, otaku, willful, transfer students-"

Say so many cute points of the dome girl in one breath, is it possible that you, a big-headed dead pervert, are you also a sister control!! Listen to the voice, you're a girl, aren't you!? What the hell is a girl's control!!

The miracle created by the sister who never shouted "Ernie sauce" not only surpassed those sisters who opened and closed their mouths to "Ernie sauce", but even that miracle spread to the box garden!? How can you make your wife Sanae, a miracle professional, embarrassed!

"--And self-beep!!!!"

"Bang!!"

Asujina is completely in overload mode. The air leak is worse......

"Tomorrow! Tomorrow, are you swollen, Tomorrow Na!? ”

The panicked Yakumo didn't know where to take out a big milky white cross-shaped tape, and slapped it on the leaking place on Asukina's head with a "snap" -

"Whew, it's finally blocked! The legendary 'dumb tape' really works! ”

You're enough of it, hey!

"Wait!"

Yakumo suddenly noticed a problem.

"Even if a truly pure person knows this, he will not think of 'holding hands and getting pregnant'...... Tomorrow, you actually understand in seconds? …… Tut! It seems that the Yakumo family's festival crusher still has an effect on you! ”

"!!!!!!Woo Woo T

Tomorrow Nai blushed, took out a paper fan, and kept snapping on Yakumo's head......

"So! Question 3! ”

At this time, the hooded girl is going to continue to solve the problem, but-

"Wait a minute!"

Yakumo suddenly stretched out his hand to stop the other party.

"I suddenly noticed a problem. From beginning to end, you only said that it was time to answer the questions, but you did not explain how many questions you answered correctly and whether you could continue to move forward after passing the test. ”

"That...... This one...... Aha, ahahahahaha......hahahahahaha

The hooded girl suddenly laughed awkwardly, and even the hood began to break out in a cold sweat - have you ever seen a hood that can sweat cold!? It's not actually a headgear or your head! You big head dead pervert!

After Yakumo Mo's reminder, Asukina also discovered this problem.

They assumed that they could move on by answering the questions correctly at first, but now it doesn't seem like that.

“…… Can't you do it...... Just stalling for time? Completely unprepared to let us go? ”

“……”

Hooded Teen ...... Maybe the big-headed girl finally fell silent and turned her head, "Huh! ”

"You just sighed!"

Pointing at the girl, Yakumo took out the [Nine Heavens] from the gap.

"If we don't, we're going to force it."

At the same time, Assuna also set up the Demon Slayer Sword.

“…… Or has it been discovered? The big-headed girl sighed, "Then there's no way, let's solve you directly here!" (To be continued.) )