Chapter 27: Jokes

Chests of gold, set with diamonds.

Red silk on the bottom, red satin on the wall.

Don't look at the sword inside, just this box gives people the feeling that it has become priceless.

Direcel pulled his sword out of the box, and it glittered in the surrounding lights.

The palm wood is craggy and curly in hand, the sword is three feet two inches long, two inches wide, and the flat ridge is half an inch thick, and there are seven runes engraved with the gilding technique.

Direcel put the sword back in the box.

He said: "This thing seems to be very ordinary. ”

Elusa said: "Many things look very ordinary, but you must know that the end of an era is often a small person, and the one who can kill a super-strong person may not be another super-strong person." ”

Direcel touched his nose: "What you say sounds very esoteric. ”

Elusa smiled.

She said: "If you want to kill my king, it is actually difficult to say, and it is easy to say. for my king, who has just awakened, is the weakest of his time. But if you want to kill him, you have to break through many obstacles. ”

"You mean the rest of the Ghost Clan?" ”

Elusa said: "My people don't need to worry too much, their soul power is generally not strong, there are more than a dozen transformed evolutionaries who can open a path, what you really need to worry about is the heart and brain." ”

"So the heart and the brain are dealt with by the two of us?" ”

Elusa nodded: "Although the brain is a last resort, its own strength is not strong. The only thing to watch out for is his mental power control, Wolverine and Yin Yuetian's bodies are both very resistant to spiritual power, especially Yin Yuetian, isn't he completely unafraid of any spiritual power? So the brain, it's up to you to deal with it. ”

Naturally, this was said to Diressel.

Direcel said: "No problem, I promise to kill him in an instant!" ”

Elusa nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at the consoler: "Mr. Verolabudogas, the ability of the heart is to crush the hearts of enemies in the air, but this ability has a drawback, that is, if he can't kill the person he wants to kill, this ability can no longer be used on others. ”

The consolation man fumbled his beard and said, "You mean, it's like a locking skill in an online game?" ”

Elusa said: "Yes, this is also the reason why I said to Yin Yuetian for what I said, and my heart only has one chance to do it to me." ”

"And my body happens to be the kind that will never die even if my heart is crushed." ”

Elusa said, "That's right. And then there is my king. My king awakens by the yang veins of the earth's leylines, but he wants to use the yin veins of the earth's veins to restore his strength. This yin vein, which is the same as the soul power of the teeth, can be absorbed by the body of Yin Yuetian. When the time comes for the real battle, I will untie all the spatial shackles and restore the right to use the energy for everyone, and when the time comes, Mr. Direcel will rush to my king's body, break through the barrier formed by the yin veins around my king's body by absorbing the yin veins, and then stab this sword into my king's chest. ”

Diressel said, "Is this the only sword that can kill the Ghost King?" ”

Elusa said: "That's right, soul power is a kind of power that only the dead have, the reason why my king will never die is because once anyone dies, the body will produce death qi, and my king is the same, and death qi for him is a great tonic, no matter how he is injured and dies, death qi, that is, the soul power of the ghost clan will begin to repair his injuries, and then he will come back to life." This rune sword took me a long time to create, and it is a prop that can make people never generate death qi after death, and it can also be said that it can absorb all the electromagnetic fields around them the moment they die...... As you know, in fact, soul/death/soul power is also a manifestation of electromagnetic fields. ”

She gently rubbed the rune sword in the box with the dry hand of the little old man, and said: "The soul power that my king's body can produce is extremely strong, and after this sword is absorbed, it will irreversibly transform it into another electromagnetic field, and when the time comes, the sword will become a magic sword, and whoever wants it from the two of you can take it." ”

Consolation: "It's that simple? ”

Elusa said: "Actually, killing people is never difficult. ”

Diressel said: "Your previous layout is actually to create some transformers for your use, and then recruit some allies to help you kill the Ghost King?" ”

"It sounds easy, but I always have to take care of something, which makes it complicated to set things up in advance," said Elusa. ”

She sighed faintly, and then said, "I have other things to do, and the two of you, let's use this less than a day to familiarize yourself with your body!" ”

The comforter nodded, and walked out.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Verola Budogas," Elusa called out, "where's Tersa's body?" ”

The consolation man left without looking back: "You slept in the next room last night. ”

Looking at his back, Direcel frowned and said, "This kid is a little weird!" ”

Elusa said: "What's really weird is you, right, his personality remains the same after changing his body, but your temperament has changed greatly, I really suspect that in this Yin Yuetian body, there is actually the soul of Wolverine that is hidden at all." ”

Direcel shrugged and didn't retort.

He suddenly remembered something: "Hey, what you stepped on should really be Lori's brain, right?" ”

Elusa smiled: "Of course not, I have a good impression of that girl, just now it was purely to test Verola Budogas." ”

She asked, "Why are you bringing this up?" ”

Direcel said: "It's nothing, save Lori's brain for me." ”

Elusa said, "What do you want that thing for?" ”

Diressel smiled mysteriously: "I won't tell you." ”

Elusa really didn't have any doubts about this man, walked to the shelf next to her, and took down a vessel containing a brain: "That, this is Lori's, and this one next to it is Tersa's." You go get Talsa's body down, and I'll put the brain back in for her. ”

Diressel was stunned: "For what? ”

Elusa is very sympathetic to the man with whom she has communicated bodily fluids: "I need her magic to break through the first layer of defenses. ”

Diressel Road; "But will she listen to you?"

Elusa said, "Don't forget, I still have a regular bomb, as long as I bury it on Tersa...... Hee-hee. ”

Direcel grinned and waved his hand: "Bah...... Don't you use this dry old face to sell cuteness? What rules fry ......"

His eyes suddenly widened: "Damn! You're not going to put that on me, are you? ”

"Of course not."

Elusa waved her hand: "Because that's not necessary, and the rule bomb you think you can do what you say?" Go, go, go. ”

……

When Direcel found Verola Budogas, he was swinging his fist in the woods.

The wolf's body is very strong, and the punches he throws are naturally very powerful.

Even if he didn't use any energy, every punch he threw was vigorous.

The wind pressure generated by the fist force will even shake the locust trees within five meters of the surrounding area.

There are fallen leaves falling overhead.

Diressel took out a leaf that had fallen into the petri dish and threw it away, saying, "It looks like you're adapting well to this body." ”

"Because it's already strong. ”

Diressel said, "Now that this is your body, can I see that you are boasting?" ”

The soul-comforter sniffed, turned around and said, "Whose brain is that?" ”

Diressel said, "Lori Lotto." ”

The consolation man said: "That little girl from the Rothschilds? Sure enough, Elusa was testing me before, right? ”

Diressel said, "Don't you already know the Tao? ”

The consolation man said: "What are you doing with this?" ”

Diressel said, "I want to bury it." ”

The consoler looked at Direcel deeply, "I didn't know if you would do such a superfluous thing. ”

Diressel said, "I am a gentleman, shouldn't a gentleman do something for a beautiful girl?" ”

The two looked at each other for a long time and did not speak.

The consolation man was the first to speak: "Are you really Diressel?" ”

Diressel said: "I am a cloudy moon. ”

The consolation man smiled: "Then I really am Mr. Kafman." ”

Diressel smiled heartily and put the petri dish on the ground: "Then burying the brain, you should do it." ”

As he spoke, the man was gone.

Verola Budogas, the consoler, looked at his back deeply, and for a long time, his gaze fell on the petri dish on the ground.

……

When Verola Budogas found Direcel, he was lying on the roof of a small two-story building basking in the sun.

The comforter jumped up to the top of the building, sat down next to Direcel, and said, "The weather is really nice today. ”

Direcel lazily: "yes, it's rare to see the sun in this place." ”

The consolation man held his chin and said, "Don't you have to be skilled in this body?" ”

Diressel said: "I have already said, I am a lunar day, since I am a lunar moon, why should I be familiar with my body?" Isn't that redundant? ”

He laughed, "You buried that brain?" ”

The consolation said: "Buried." ”

Diressel said, "Where is it buried?" ”

The consolation said: "Forget. ”

Diressel laughed.

He suddenly stopped laughing and said, "I'll tell you a joke." ”

The consolation man said: "Say." ”

"In class, the teacher asked the students to say what they thought was the bravest, many people directly confessed to their favorite people in class, and some people directly said what they hated someone, only one boy stood up and said: Teacher, I cuckolded you!"

The consolation man blinked, "I really don't see what's funny about this joke." ”

Diressel smiled: "Listen, the teacher said: Classmate, please pay attention to one thing, I only have a husband, not a wife." No matter how ugly I look, I'm still a woman, so please don't take the opportunity to insult the teacher's appearance. ”

The comforter reacted for a long time and said, "Isn't this funny?" ”

Direcel said mysteriously: "This is not an orgasm, the climax is, this female teacher came home one day and found that the male classmate had really cuckolded herself!" Hahaha! ”

The comforter was stunned, and then he actually laughed.

And laughed very happily.