Chapter 174: It's all Simon's fault
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"Start with the Yongle Emperor? What does this have to do with Zhu Di? Although countless answers had been conjectured, this answer from Master Wuzuo was completely unexpected.
Along the way, these questions are in everyone's minds, especially after discovering that this is actually a game set up by Master Wuzuo, and the earth robbery door is in turn praying mantis to catch cicadas. The Earth Robbery Gate is naturally unscrupulous, but as a master of inaction as a high-ranking monk outside the world, how could he let Huangfu Fengliu take such a big risk to be bait all the way?
Shen Junwu took care of the wine maniac all the way, and he hadn't woken up when the two tea girls carried him to this bamboo forest, so Shen Junwu asked, "Do you need to find him a doctor first?" It's dangerous. β
In fact, Gu Guoping also had this worry, but like the previous times, mobile phones have lost their communication role without exception. He could think of Section Chief Wu's angry expression.
Master Wuzuo shook his head and said, "No need, I know Lao Shi's body, and I gave him the pill to replenish qi and blood just now." If you leave here now, you are likely to encounter people from the Earth Robbery Sect or even the other two factions, and the danger of drunkardism is even greater. Walking forward, turning a corner, it is a small tea garden where tea fans live in seclusion, we go there to rest and talk slowly. β
The painting nodded his head, according to his and Huangfu Fengliu's calculations, I don't know how many good hands have come to this mountain. Just now, he was lucky enough to force back the Charming Fire Shenjun and scared Shangguan away without injury, but if he encounters more opponents, with the injured chess idiot here and the painting madness and Huangfu Fengliu, it will be difficult to take care of the drunkard without a chance of winning.
And here, at least that little hole won't be discovered so quickly, and it's unlikely that the enemy will go around in reverse.
Huangfu Fengliu suddenly said: "Then will it be dangerous for these girls to go down the mountain?" β
Listen to him say this on the side of the tea. With a grateful smile, Master Wuzuo replied: "No, the thoughts of the various sects are mainly on you and the tea fans, and the news that you have not shown up and the tea fans have been killed will not spread so quickly, even if they see the pretended tea girl, even if they suspect it, they will send someone to follow it at most, and they will not use too much force to deal with it." It's just that after they arrived in Yangzhou, they had to find another way. β
Although the chess idiot here has the lowest skill among the Seven Uniques, his current identity is a master of non-doing, and he is the only one who knows the ins and outs of the matter except for the comatose drunkard, so everyone listens to his arrangement and goes to the tea fan's secluded bamboo house. Cha Xiang and the others put the four captives in a small house outside the main hall. and left two tea ladies to guard them; The drunkard was carried to a cooler house in the back room to rest.
The dagger was drawn. Fortunately, the wound is not deep, Shi Qingfang's own medicinal wine is a good medicine for disinfection, hemostasis and healing, and after a simple bandage, it is taken care of by a girl called "Cha Tian".
The tea girl in the main house brought several times the water and some melons and fruits. Sorry: "Now make a fire and boil water for fear of attracting enemies." Fortunately, the water in this well was specially excavated by the master. Cool and sweet. β
It was past two o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone was so hungry that they had not eaten for nearly 22 hours since their dinner had been yesterday. After a few more fierce battles, the thirst for food at this time even exceeded the desire to know the secret. Indeed, for human beings, survival is always the most important and the first thing to do.
The melons planted by tea fans are abundant fruits in Jiangxi and Fujian, crisp and sweet, and now is the season for melons to be listed, and there are a lot of tea words; Wild sweet potatoes are also crispy but not greasy; Coupled with the cucumbers and tomatoes that grow in the mountains, everyone feasted on them.
However, Fan Xiaolong is a typical person who can't stop his mouth even if he eats, and after two pieces of melon, he relieved his hunger a little bitten while biting a cucumber and asked, "Who is the Yongle Emperor?" β
Gu Guoping almost touched a mouthful of sweet potato: "Didn't you learn Qi family boxing?" How can even the Emperor Yongli of Ming Chengzu not know the way. β
"Damn, I learned the Qi family knife and Qi family boxing, and what I admire is Qi Jiguang's heroism in defending the country and resisting pirates, not to be loyal to anyone. If the emperor of the Ming Dynasty had the ability, he would have solved Dongsang long ago, and would have left so much trouble for future generations? Fan Xiaolong retorted eloquently.
The painting madness nodded and praised: "Yes, the boy is hot-blooded, the family and the country are all over the world, and the little brother is a real man!" β
Ying Shuang'er said: "Alas, don't say it's solved, if you can really beat them at that time, you won't keep tossing like this!" β
"Xiao Ying!" Gu Guoping stopped her from talking, they have special identities and phone calls, so they can't be said in public by the way.
The only thing Fan Xiaolong didn't like about Gu Guoping was thisβif it weren't for the sharing of hardships and hardships, he didn't know what words Lu Dao would use to describe this...... The guy grabbed the conversation at the moment: "Do you know, who is the person I hate the most now?" β
He didn't come for a reason, and everyone was curious.
He didn't wait for everyone to ask again, and said, "It's Ximenqing!" "XIMEN QING
"Ximenqing?" Does this have anything to do with him? Shen Junwu frowned slightly. Although she doesn't like these, she still knows the story of the golden bottle, which was once ranked among the "four famous novels", so she showed a slightly disgusted look.
Others were even more curious.
"What are you doing?" The most curious person is Ying Shuang'er.
Fan Xiaolong had already finished eating the cucumber while speaking, picked up another tomato and took a bite and said, "He's two hundred and five, who is not good to provoke!" I HAVE TO PROVOKE PAN JIN LIAN - THE MOST LULL FORCED WU DALANG TO GO OVERSEAS, MADE A BANNER OUT OF BAKED CAKES, MADE MANY NAMES IN VARIOUS PLACES, AND MADE SO MANY UNPEACEFUL THINGS BEHIND! That's why I said, it's all Ximen Qing's fault! β
As soon as these words came out, the melons and fruits in the mouths of several people couldn't help but burst out with laughter.
This is an old joke spread on the Internet, Fan Xiaolong moved out at this time, which made everyone feel relieved, and slightly relieved the unhappiness in their hearts.
Master Wuzuo used it relatively little, and he had already eaten well and was closing his eyes to recuperate, when he heard Fan Xiaolong talking nonsense, he shook his head and said, "Fan Tanyue can't say that!" Middle-earth and Dongsang are separated by water, and Dongsang is not all bad people. β
He's saying the right thing. There are good guys and bad guys everywhere. But Fan Xiaolong's next words made Master Wuzuo not know how to answer for a while: "Of course they also have good people, but just like a family, they are poor and often suffer from disasters, although they are angry, they have a very hard time; However, there was a neighbor who helped and took care of their family in his early years, and the small family was grateful at first; Later, I found that the family had rich property, too much land to use, and often had a bad family, and there were always bad boys in the small family who would think: Why is their family living so well? Looking at the descendants of his family, they may not be better than us...... In this way, it is inevitable to use hands and feet, and when everyone is generous and benevolent and even a little cowardly, there are more and more things. β
Fan Xiaolong has always been nonsense, and there are few profound insights, but these words made everyone stunned and impressed! (To be continued......)