Chapter 12 Recruiting Soldiers
He went home with the fat man and got the order flag and charms, took the red grandmother and the little fat, and went to the paper shop to buy the brook money candles, longevity gold and five ghost money, and then rushed to the temple.
The temple we are looking for is the Pak Tai Temple not far from here. The Northern Emperor refers to the Zhenwu Emperor, whose full name is the Arctic Xuantian Zhenwu Demon Emperor. And the purpose of our coming here is naturally to borrow Yin soldiers.
Speaking of which, some people may find it strange, aren't the gods enshrined in the temple? What is your intention in borrowing a ghost here?
But let me tell you, in fact, it is wrong for ordinary people to think that temples have no ghosts. There are not only ghosts in the temple, but there are also many ghosts. I wonder if I made your eyes widen and you felt incredible?
Here, I would like to tell you one thing, this one thing, maybe you have encountered it around you.
Last year, Uncle Qingsong and I went to Shandong to do things for guests, and passed by a small town, where there was a famous Thousand Buddha Temple, in which such a strange thing happened.
In the beginning, we just went to the Buddhist temples and walked around. Suddenly, there was a very noisy noise outside the temple.
When we went up to look at it, we saw such a strange phenomenon.
A young man in his 20s, dancing there, didn't know what to read, and while reading, he still swallowed the garbage on the ground in his stomach.
After careful inquiry, the onlookers said that the young man had offended the Buddha and was blamed by the Buddha. I wondered what was going on with those people.
People say that this young man is a prankster in the town, often come to this temple to make trouble, just this morning, he didn't know which tendon in his brain was twitched, took the garbage and rushed into the temple and splashed it on the golden body of the Buddha, after being driven out, he became this crazy not crazy, stupid not stupid look.
The onlookers said that the young man had offended the Buddha, and now the Buddha had blamed him and made him suffer a little.
I believe that similar things have been circulating and happening in various areas of the people. For example, after scolding the gods, you will have a fever when you go home, and you will be stupid for a while when you go home. Speaking of which, many people don't understand, isn't the Buddha compassionate and compassionate? How can you punish someone for this little thing.
Yes, the Buddha and the gods are very generous, and they will not blame others for a trivial matter. In fact, it is actually the ghosts that surround the temple, that is, the yin soldiers of the temple.
Most of these Yin soldiers are lonely ghosts wandering in the yang, as long as someone lights incense, they will smell the incense and come. As long as these ghosts do not harm others, the gods will allow them to practice by their side, and give them a large share of incense. To thank the gods for their mercy. Naturally, these lonely ghosts became the yin soldiers guarding the temple. If someone dares to make trouble in the temple, or trick the gods. You are fine inside the temple, go out to the temple, and these Yin soldiers will punish you. It's just that these Yin soldiers are all cultivating beside the gods, and their resentment has also been exceeded. Therefore, they do not harm people's lives, and they do not harm the good believers who come in to worship God, but they target most of those who blaspheme the gods and throw things on the golden bodies of the gods, and they usually deal with these people in the same way as others. What you do to the gods, the Yin soldiers will do to you, and let you reap the consequences.
Among the many gods and spirits temples, there may only be two, and there are no Yin soldiers around the temples. The first is Generalissimo Guan, that is, Emperor Guan Sheng, this god relies on killing himself to become a god, and his temper is fierce, and he is known as the first person of loyalty and filial piety through the ages. The second place is the god worshiped by the Huaguang faction of Wang Fatzi, the five Huaguang Emperors. Emperor Huaguang is a fire spirit, and his eyes can't hold half a grain of sand. These two masters are both hot-tempered lords, so no yin spirit dares to approach the bodies of these two gods.
Usually, the disciples of our Yinshan Sect go to the City God Temple and the Land Temple to borrow soldiers. Because the city god is the yin god sent by the prefecture to govern a certain place, the wild ghosts in a certain area must come to visit the city god in this area. The land temple is the medium for the yin soul to travel from the yang world to the underworld. Therefore, these two temples are the best places to borrow soldiers.
But in this era, the City God Temple and the Land Temple have gradually disappeared, and only a few places exist. Therefore, most of our disciples in Yinshan retreated and went to some other temples of the righteous gods to borrow troops.
Of course, I didn't dare to borrow troops directly in the temple, because there were gods in the temple, and if I cast a spell, I would directly offend him. Second, there are too many people in the temple, and the blatant practice will only attract onlookers.
The fat man and I inserted a few sticks of incense in front of the incense burner of the gods, burned some paper money, and informed the Northern Emperor that our intention was to borrow troops to break the magic of the evil master and save the victims. At the same time, the purpose of burning incense and paper money is also to attract the Yin soldiers in the temple.
After informing the Beidi, the fat man and I slipped into the alley next to the Beidi Temple and set up an altar there.
After less than half a ring, there were indeed many large and small ghosts in the temple who heard the news.
Seeing these generals appear, I took out the five ghost talismans and put them on the ground, which is the rule for me to write yin talismans and practice the law in Yin Mountain. Any Yin charm should not be written in front of the altar, but only in front of the altar after it has been written elsewhere. And the altar has been said before, Yin Mountain practice, the altar is set on the ground, must be grounded, this kind of altar is called the lower altar, there is the meaning of the underground altar.
I calculated the time, it is now six o'clock in the evening, that is, the unitary time, the unitary belongs to the western yin gold, then I should face the north and invite the ghost, and the one used must also be the unitary time to transfer the troops, but before the troops, I have to first enshrine a general with troops.
"Grandma Red, come out," I called out to the piece of jade in front of the altar.
It didn't take long for Grandma Hong's figure to appear faintly, and even Chubby couldn't help but pop up and look at us secretly.
As soon as Fat Wang saw Little Fat, he rubbed his hands, raised his eyebrows, and teased: "Yo, Little Fat Man, do you want to drink?" After a while, Uncle will buy a few bottles of old wine and go back to serve you well. Frightened, Chubby shook his head vigorously, and quickly hid back in the coffin to hide, presumably he was choked enough by the fat man's mulberry wine last time, and there was already a shadow.
I was really speechless about these two living treasures, and I could only shake my head and ignore the two of them, it has become a habit to bring Xiaopang out every time I run errands, the main purpose is to let him have a long experience, and I don't expect him to come in handy.
"Haisheng, what's the matter with you calling Grandma Hong?" After Grandma Hong came out of the jade, she also watched the two fat men play a treasure, and then asked me.
I said to Grandma Hong: "That's what it looks like, I want to make you the general who leads the troops, and go and break away for me." The so-called rushing away naturally refers to rushing away from the two people who were confused. This is the ghost king's method of creating a crack for harmony and confusion, of course, this spell has two uses, the first is to break away from marriage in the confusion, and the second is to break away from the confusion. The first is to create evil, so that a good couple will have a good marriage and quarrel with the family dogs, and then merge the unfortunate fate into it. The second is to do good deeds and rush away from the victims who have been misguided.
As soon as Grandma Hong heard what I said, she immediately thought of the first way to go up, thinking that I was asking her to do evil, so she quickly shook her head and said, "No, no, I followed you to accumulate merit, you can't let me do these evil things." ”
Later, I explained the matter to her, and Grandma Hong agreed to me and promised to lead the troops to rush away Ou Yaofeng and Yao Yirong.
I planted the order flag upside down on the grave soil on the side, and was just about to recite the mantra and walk, when Grandma Hong said again: "Alas, Haisheng, you let me be a soldier and horse general or something...... General, you have to have a weapon that is worth it. ”
After being speechless for a moment, I said to her, "Whatever you want, I'll burn it for you." ”
Grandma Hong didn't think about it, and immediately replied: "Just give me a machete, don't close the second brother's kind, I want the kind of devil cutter we used to fight in the past." ”
I...... A delicate woman uses a machete to dare to love this red grandmother, who used to be a women's army.
I gave the task to the fat man, and the fat man happily took it. Origami is one of the fat man's only few specialties, to be precise, there was a girl who jokingly said to the fat man, if you can fold me nine hundred and ninety-nine paper cranes, I will agree to date you. A joke from others, I didn't expect the fat man to take it seriously, he had to stay up for three days without sleep, and folded out thousands of paper cranes. Although the fat man was later rejected, he was not angry at all. On the contrary, he happily said that he had found his hobby.
The fat man's hobby is naturally origami, but he doesn't seem to be satisfied that he can only fold a thousand paper cranes, and he deliberately paid money to learn, what weapons and dolls, all of them have been learned. In the origami competition held by the school, he won the first place, nine of the top ten were women, and one was our Wang Da Fat Man.
In less than two minutes, a machete was freshly baked. When I snatched the machete made of paper from the fat man's hand, the fat man was reluctant to give up, and looked at me with resentment in his eyes, as if I had robbed his daughter-in-law.
"If you get fat, don't be pretentious...... I'm not robbing your daughter-in-law. Without saying a word, I immediately snatched the machete from the fat man's hand, and after making the decree, threw it into the brazier.
Grandma Hong got the machete, and she came to eighteen turns, and she was very satisfied and said that it was good, not bad.
"Grandma Hong, okay, now that the knife is available, your old man doesn't have any requirements, right?" Feng is a general and a ghost Luoli, I feel that I am really the most useless disciple in the history of the Yinshan Sect.
Grandma Red shook her head and said, "No." ”
"Wait a minute, why don't you bring the little fat man with you, isn't he your general?" Grandma Red asked again
"He was too timid to cut people"
"Oh...... It's okay, you go ahead."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm going to cut people like a devil?"
"This, depending on the situation, if you can get on the girl's body, just get on her body and make a fuss or something to drive the man away, if not, you can scare the man away"
"Oh, that's right, okay"
After a while, Grandma Hong turned around: "I'm waiting, I still want to ask ......"
I............ Nima's, you're not done, can you start?