It was late autumn, and the star city at night was extremely charming.

In this charming night, all kinds of young people on the streets have their own places to go.

If you are a literary and artistic youth, you can look out on the railing on the riverside in twos and threes, feel the river breeze, open your mouth is Li Bai and Du Fu, and close your mouth is Shakespeare and Aoi Kong......

If it is an ordinary young person, wandering around the street in groups of three or five, and seeing a beautiful woman dressed in hot and avant-garde clothes, he will whistle frantically and scream, not afraid of provoking people at all. At this point in time, beautiful women with backgrounds and power are either sitting in cars or people......

If it is a young man, he will drink a few bottles of beer at the barbecue stall, and then eat a chicken claw for a few hours......

Swear to the balance on the bank card, I am definitely not a young man, the fat man and Kong Xuancai are. It was a mistake to go out to barbecue with both of them tonight. Damn, after drinking three full beers, I ordered seven chicken feet, and even when I offered to treat me tonight, I paid for a barbecue, and they all disagreed, saying that our friendship can't be built on a material basis.

Bah! Is there a friendship between us? Please don't insult the term 'friend of wine and meat'. Besides, can friendship without a material foundation still be called friendship? It's called class friendship, and it only exists in the initial stage of socialism.

"What the hell is going on? The two of you drank and didn't say anything, and when you asked you what was the matter, you just said it was okay. Isn't that interesting? I squinted at Kong Xuan and the fat man who were toasting, this is the seventh time I have asked this question, I feel that my patience is like the chicken feet in front of the fat man, which has been chewed until only a pile of crumbs remains.

"You don't understand it, and it's useless to tell you!" The fat man burped.

"If you don't say it, how can I understand?" I laughed angrily and stood up: "Damn, don't say it, do you?" Lao Tzu went to Ling Feng for a drink. ”

Kong Xuan looked at the fat man: "Or, tell him?" ”

"Okay, I'll do it!" The fat man beckoned me to sit down. Originally, I didn't want to pay attention to the legs and walked away, but when I saw the fat man's face full of 'a broken liver and intestines, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world', I couldn't help but sigh and sat down.

"Brother Ghost, do you know what domestic violence is? I can't live this day! With tears in his eyes, the fat man looked up into the distance at a forty-five degree angle, and followed his gaze to see the signboard of Jinlan Massage City shining.

"Ahem!" I coughed vigorously twice.

"Since An Ran obtained the ability of the moon attendant, he has been asking for too much every day, and he has been a little uncooperative, and he immediately attracted a violent beating, and I feel that I am about to die!" The fat man smiled bitterly: "Brother Ghost, do you think I've lost a lot of weight?" ”

"I didn't see it, your demeanor is still the same, still so round and jade, besides, isn't this kind of life what you yearn for? I said, what the hell are you, don't be kidding. I said disdainfully.

"Brother ghost, I'm really not kidding, look at the bloodshot in my eyes, that's called a luxuriant." The fat man struggled to keep his eyes wide open and come to me.

"What the hell is going on, I'll leave without saying anything."

"Brother Yin and Yang, we're really not joking." Kong Xuan answered in a muffled voice on the side.

"Huh?" I looked at Kong Xuan suspiciously, Mombi, do you want to form a group to fool me?

"Xiao Ai is the same now, every day, and regardless of the occasion and time, as long as she thinks about it, she will immediately pounce on it......" Kong Xuan complained with a sad face.

The fat man smiled bitterly: "You're okay, after all, you can still resist with Ai Jiayu's fists and feet, and I only need to hesitate a little, and the slap will be slapped over my head, at first I resisted, but force is not an Enron opponent at all." When I got to the back, I was obedient, and I almost formed a conditioned reflex, as long as she slapped my head, I could get hard/up. ”

I looked at both of them in amazement, with mixed feelings.

"Brother Ghost, what is your expression? Ridicule or ridicule? The fat man looked at me dissatisfied, then turned to envy, and sighed: "It's still hello, enjoy the blessings of all people, and the fat swallow is all in one!" ”

Kong Xuan also kept nodding: "Every day is killing two birds with one stone, I have to admire you." ”

Hearing the two of them say this, I couldn't help but feel sad, raised my head and drank the beer: "You only know one but don't know the other, in fact, I'm so tired......"

Seeing the surprise on the faces of the fat man and Kong Xuan, I had to explain in detail.

The last time I came out of the ancient tomb, I still couldn't get to Star City before Kong Xuan's mustard box broke, it's not that I didn't catch the train, but that Kong Xuan's mustard box broke a day early, and Kong Xuan and others were desperately calling me at that time, and I was in the Taoyuan Ancient Tomb, so my mobile phone has no signal.

After returning to Star City, Kong Xuan told me very regretfully that Guo'er's body could no longer be resurrected on it, just when my heart was like a hammer, Kong Xuan told me another thing, before going to the mountain city, Guo'er's wisp of consciousness has been stored in Allure's body, which is strongly requested by Allure, saying that she is the most qualified person to keep Guo'er's consciousness......

I didn't believe it at first, but I remembered that on the balcony of the fifth brother's house, Allure was humming a song at the time, and the melody of that song was only humming by Guo'er, plus Kong Xuan swore to An Ran, so I actually believed it in my heart.

Before digesting the news, Kong Xuan proposed an extremely bold way to integrate Guo'er and Allure into one. In other words, in Allure's body, the consciousness of the two people is put into each other.

In order to balance, Kong Xuan decided to weaken the consciousness of Allure a little and enhance Guo'er's consciousness a little, and set Allure's body to Xiao Chengcheng during the day and Yang Guoer at night, rotating every six months, and after half a year, Yang Guoer during the day and Xiao Chengcheng at night...... The advantage of this is that it ensures that the consciousness of the two people does not fight over control of the body.

didn't ask my opinion, just resurrected Guo'er and Allure in disregard, and I, while happy, had a faint trace of bad thoughts in my heart.

Sure enough, in the following days, what happened to 'Guo'er' at night, Allure is not dependent, and it will come once during the day; or just fight with Allure once, and Guo'er will be coquettish at night, you love Allure more than you love me, do/love, do/love, love is made, so, what is it, the golden monkey fights a thousand sticks...... It's sour, it's hard to talk about.

"Damn, you two are only going to die once a day, what about me? I have to come twice a day, who do I go to cry about? "I had a look of grief and indignation.

"Won't it?" The fat man and Kong Xuan gasped at the same time.

"Look at the bloodshot in my eyes, it's called a luxuriant." I tried to keep my eyes open.

Hearing me say this, the fat man and Kong Xuan were both full of smiles, especially the fat man, who shouted in his mouth: "Boss, eggplant, grilled fish, potatoes, chicken thighs, tofu, enoki mushrooms, chili peppers, ham, steamed buns, crispy bones, all give me a hand." I'm glad to finally meet someone who is worse than me, and it's worth celebrating. Well, Brother Ghost, you said you want to have a treat, but you can't be a ......."

Damn, why doesn't this beast die?

When I was hesitating to beat the fat man, the phone rang, and I took out my phone and looked at it, an unfamiliar fixed phone number, and the attribution of the caller showed that this number was from Yuecheng.

A phone call from Moon City? Who will be looking for me? I only know one Gu Shuchang and one Ma Zhenkai in Yuecheng, could it be them?

After connecting the phone and feeding twice, a sharp but somewhat hoarse voice came from there, as if someone was holding his throat and speaking: "Ghost Zhong?" ”

I have many disadvantages, but there are also many advantages, one of which is that no matter who it is, as long as I have heard his voice a few times, then I can distinguish his voice on the phone. Except, of course, of that kind of prank that deliberately holds your throat.

It was clear that the call in front of me was a prank.

There are two reasons why I am so sure, first, this voice is somewhat familiar, it should be someone I know; Second, he called out my nickname, the Bell Ghost.

At the moment, he asked angrily: "Tell me, who are you?" Otherwise, I'd hang up. ”

"It's me!" The other end of the phone seemed to be a little anxious, and hurriedly repeated: "It's me!" It's me! ”

"Ahh Sign up for the word! "I don't know if it's supposed to be angry or funny.

"I'm the breeze!" The other end of the phone finally reacted and shouted.

Breeze? Why don't you say you're Vader's heart-to-heart? It seems that this person is planning to continue to play pranks, how can I be in the mood to play with him at the moment, take the phone away from my ear, and was about to hang up the phone, when a person's name suddenly popped out of my head, and quickly put the phone back to my ear, and said in surprise: "You are the head of Qingfeng Dao?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The other end of the phone said yes.

Qingfeng Daoist is a friend I used to know, and in the Jin family incident, he was also bribed by Jin Manyuan, and together with Gu Qingyun, he planned the phenomenon of Jin Manyuan's fake death. In exchange, Jin Manyuan transferred the land of Lingxuguan to him.

Hey, how can you say that you are now also a noble Taoist, a pure Taoist, a Taoist priest with morality and status, a Taoist priest who has detached himself from low-level interests, and the great spiritual void is not in charge, what are you going to do in Moon City?

Could it be that Lingxuguan has already opened a chain store in Yuecheng, and Qingfeng specially ran over to train newcomers? But what are you doing with a hoarse throat and pretending to be a ghost? Besides, we're just mahjong players, and we're not familiar enough to joke around, right?

Confused in his head, he asked very politely: "Qingfeng Dao Chief, you didn't have this voice before, you don't look like Zeng Zhiwei at all?" Something to say quickly. ”

Unexpectedly, Qingfeng still had that voice: "Ghost Zhong, Brother Ghost, you must help me, otherwise, our reputation as a spiritual void will be ruined." ”

"Tell me what happened first." I'm sure I won't just promise him, in case he plays hooligans in Moon City to steal things, or even kill people and set fires or something, how can I help him? Could it be that I am still going to rob prison?

Fortunately, although Qingfeng's voice broke like that, he could still hear what he was saying.

Three days ago, Lingxuguan received a big order to go to Moon City to do a big/magic ceremony for a little girl who died suddenly.

The scale of this big order is very large, and it can even catch up with the scale of Jinmanyuan, which requires all the Taoist priests of Lingxuguan to come out, and the price is higher, 3,000 yuan per Taoist per day.

Needless to say, all the people who were in the Spiritual Void were dispatched, and even the old Taoist priest who was guarding the door brought them over. Qingfeng Dao Chang is also a calculating person, out of two hundred yuan a day, invited four security guards to temporarily guard the spirit of the void, three thousand people over there, four people here are eight hundred, this account is stupid/forced will be calculated.

After arriving in Yuecheng, I didn't expect that the ghost phenomenon at the scene of the mourning hall was endless, Qingfeng and other Taoist priests were frightened by unknown things, and finally the ghosts seemed to be just a joke, so there was no death, Qingfeng's throat was hoarse when he screamed in the sudden fright.

"I'll come back if I'm afraid!" I laughed.

"Three thousand dollars a day!" Qingfeng sighed, and his voice became more and more hoarse: "Isn't this almost the end of the year?" You have to get some year-end bonuses for employees. ”

"Haha, then what do you want me to do for you?"

"I suspect that someone is doing all this, isn't that what you're doing? I'd like to invite you to come and have a look! Qingfeng Dao Chang laughed dryly: "Of course, I will pay you for five hundred yuan a day!" ”

Grass! What are you kidding, it will only be 3,000 a day for you to recite the scriptures, and Lao Tzu is only worth 500? I'm also a skilled worker.

"Not available!" I hung up without hesitation.