209 The name of the six gods
When I saw this temple from afar, I admired it in my heart. What a strong temple this is, it's all broken like this, it hasn't collapsed yet, in four words to describe it, the ruins and broken walls, plus one more nickname, the temple is strong.
It is clear that this is an abandoned temple. However, this abandoned temple does have a large ping, almost the size of a basketball court, and in such a large place, it is more than enough to park a helicopter.
There is an old saying in Star City, 'You can see the house, and you cry as you walk.'" This means that in the mountains, you can clearly see the houses in front of you, but if you have to walk through, the distance is far from the distance and the ruggedness of the mountain road is far beyond what you can imagine, and crying while walking is the most vivid commentary.
Although the temple could be seen from above, our group walked for almost an hour before we reached the temple entrance.
When I looked up, I saw that the paint on the plaque at the door had completely peeled off, and I couldn't tell the name of the temple at all. Because of the angle, the sunlight obliquely spreads all over the upper part of the temple gate, but the lower part is hidden in the shadows, and the surrounding ancient trees are lush and green, reflecting the red bricks and black tiles of this broken temple, which is also quite beautiful.
However, I was not in the mood to enjoy this kind of scenery, so I pushed the door and found a place to rest without thinking about it. After pushing it, I found that the door was locked inside, hey, could it be that there are still people inside?
At that moment, he knocked vigorously on the door and shouted, "Is there anyone?" ”
Deep in the mountains and valleys, when I shouted, there were immediately several echoes.
Anyone......
People......
Is it ......
Is it ......
……
After shouting a few more times, no one responded, and was about to raise his leg to kick the door open, when there was a sound of footsteps from inside the door.
Click, click, the sound was so heavy that it seemed like an ancient and wild giant walking towards us, and even the soles of our feet would tremble faintly with every sound. Several of us looked at each other, and when we were at a loss, there was a sound of a deadbolt behind the door, and with a creak, the door opened, and a thin and withered old monk appeared in front of me with an expressionless face.
I looked at this old monk dumbfounded, and the earth-shattering footsteps were made by this skinny old monk? How can it be?
Looking down, I saw the old monk's robe in rags, and the corners of the robe under the robe were even more tattered, which could only cover the part above the knees, and because of this, I saw a pair of iron boots worn by the old monk at a glance. The iron boots were unusually heavy and clumsy, rusty, and looked like they weighed a hundred pounds.
It turned out that the heavy footsteps were actually the result of these iron boots.
There were several inhaling sounds behind him, and it was obvious that Ling Feng and the others were all taken aback by this old monk.
It's no wonder that barren mountains, ancient temples, huge footsteps, ragged old monks, and those rusty and mottled boots all have a strange smell.
The sun shone on the old monk's upper body, he squinted his eyes, the corners of his mouth were slightly up/up, and at this moment, the expression on his face changed drastically, and at this time there was only one word in my mind - obscene! That's right, the expression of the old monk in front of him is very similar to the turtle immortal in the cartoon Dragon Ball, and it is extremely obscene.
Seeing my stunned appearance, the old monk wiped a strange smile on the corner of his mouth and asked, "Donors, are you here to burn incense?" ”
Burn incense? I paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "Master, our car has encountered a mudslide on it, and we have no choice but to walk down the mountain." I'm a little tired from walking and want to take a break from you. ”
I didn't mention the matter of parking the helicopter in his yard, and we talked slowly when I went in, old man, and a few more kind words would always make him happy.
The corners of the old monk's mouth twitched, and it turned out to be a mocking expression, and he stretched out his hand and pointed to the bottom of the mountain: "Isn't it burning incense?" Please turn around and keep walking, and you will be able to walk for another four or five hours to the foot of the road. ”
After speaking, it seemed that I was about to shrink back and close the door, I hurriedly pressed the temple door, and was about to say two good words, but I didn't expect the old monk's eyes to flash, and his right hand smothered my neck.
I never dreamed that this old monk would shoot at me, and I never dreamed that the speed of this old monk's attack would be so fast. This bald donkey, his kung fu is definitely not under Lou Wei.
Before I fused and devoured the ghost energy, Lou Wei was the most dick person I had ever seen, and at that time, when he cleaned me up, it was as easy as a smoker spitting a smoke ring. I now compare the old monk's kung fu with Lou Wei, which means that this old monk's kung fu is indeed very ...... Dick.
Years of unremitting hard work finally worked, I almost instinctively leaned back, able to avoid the old monk's grasp, despite this, a hot pain in the throat came, I didn't expect the strong wind in this guy's hand to be so powerful.
When the old monk saw that I avoided his grasp, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and he didn't continue to make a move, just stood at the door and looked at me quietly.
I took two steps back and rubbed my neck, but Kong Xuan and Ai Jiayu behind me rushed up and stood beside me, Kong Xuan asked in a low voice, "Is there anything wrong?" ”
Chong Kong Xuan waved his hand, coughed lightly, and I smiled: "Master, let's just take a break, you don't have to be so unreasonable, right?" ”
The old monk looked at me with disdain: "I'm just unreasonable, you're going to beat me?" ”
Why, this old thing, others don't burn incense and do things to others, aren't you forced to buy and sell? Luckily, the fat man isn't here, otherwise, he would take out his gun and bang at you a few times to see if you're punching or bullets.
At the moment, he clenched his hands into fists: "In the south of Xia Zhong, there was a lot of offense in the words just now, so let's go in and burn incense?" ”
A strange look appeared on the old monk's face: "Zhong Zhengnan? What an ugly name. You want to burn incense, right? Welcome to all donors to visit Leiyin Temple. ”
After speaking, he pushed the temple door open, stepped aside, and put on a posture waiting for the arrival of the great driver.
The group followed the old monk into the temple, and the first thing they saw was a lawn the size of a basketball court. Look carefully, this lawn was originally paved with bluestone slabs underneath, but it has not been taken care of for many years, and the wild grass that grows wildly in the cracks of the bluestone slabs is more than a foot high, if it weren't for the old monk's pair of iron boots that clicked to affect the mood, I would definitely take a picture of this scene and then send a WeChat circle of friends, there are definitely thirty-two likes.
On the way, I asked the old monk what Shangxiang said, and the old monk Gujing Bubo replied: "There are three different courses." The 88 yuan Luohan package contains three fragrances and a lottery voucher, with which you can draw lots for free; The 888 yuan Jiedi package contains 33 incense sticks, a lottery exchange coupon, and one vegetarian meal, with a maximum of two people; The 8888 yuan Rulai package, including 99 incense, a lottery ticket, the number of people who enjoy vegetarian food is eight people, the temple is free to walk around and visit, and there is a luxurious wing room for rest. ”
Listening to the old monk's eloquent words, my friends and I were stunned. In my eyes, this old monk should be a transcendent outsider, jumping out of the red dust, but it is this outsider who suddenly gives you such a promotion, and that feeling is like ...... It's like the billionaire Zong Qinghou said to you, dear, buy a bottle of wahaha, free shipping...... This is so weird, old monk, did you plan before?
The old monk coughed dryly: "What package do you want to buy?" ”
I paused for a moment and said with a smile: "I don't have so much cash with me, otherwise, let's have an 888 yuan revelation bag......
Actually, I have more than 100,000 yuan in cash in my mustard seed pendant, but I don't want to take it out, why should I spend 8,888 yuan to buy you a few incense injections and eat a meal without oil and water?
The old monk smiled slightly: "Lao Qu has a POS machine here!" Or you can also use online banking to transfer money, although I don't have WIFI, but you can move to the Internet, I handle the dynamic zone 30 yuan package, there is 300 trillion traffic per month, no pressure to transfer an account or the like. ”
Damn, this is a demon.
A few people came to the side to discuss for a while, and finally decided to buy a 8,888 yuan package package, because Ling Feng didn't want Li Xinyan to walk on the mountain road for another four or five hours, so it would be better to wait for the helicopter to come over directly, or that sentence, in Ling Feng's eyes, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.
Walking into the tattered hall, half of the head of the Buddha above the offering table was gone, and the old monk didn't care, so he picked up a POS machine on the offering table that was about to fall apart, entered the amount, and then asked me to enter the password, and after swiping the card, I asked curiously: "Master, what do you call it?" ”
"The six gods of the old man!" The old monk casually threw the POS machine on the table, his mood seemed to improve greatly, and he greeted us with a smile.
Liushen, how effective are you in repelling mosquitoes? I scolded in my heart, this guy must have said a fake name, but I couldn't do anything about him, so I had to say: "By the way, Master Liushen, I want to ask, where is your POS machine charging?" ”
I was curious about this question because I found that there were no wires pulling in at all.
"Zhong Zhengnan, right?" The monk of the six gods asked me thoughtlessly, looked at me thoughtfully, and after I nodded, the expression on his face gradually changed to contempt: "It's so hard that you haven't heard of diesel generators and battery batteries?" I also have a refrigerator in my wing, would you like to visit it? ”
"Hehe, there's no need, I'm not weird, besides, what kind of vegetarian meal can you get us by yourself!" I laughed.
"Are you hungry now? It's only 11 a.m. The monk of the six gods took out a large-screen mobile phone from his chest and looked at it: "Since you are the guests of the Rulai package, you can eat whenever you want!" ”
After we finished the incense one by one, the six gods led us into a side room, with a table of eight immortals in the middle and four benches around the table. Relatively speaking, this wing room is not particularly dilapidated, at least the benches can still sit people...... After we sat down, the monk of the six gods went out and brought a plate of cucumbers in, and muttered something about the ancient famous sentence of 'cucumbers are born in the south, and a few are sent in spring, and I wish the women to pick more, this thing is the most lovesick'.
Old brute, this is your vegetarian fast? I had a vague premonition in my heart: "So where are we resting?" What about the deluxe wing? ”
"Hehe, we only have this one wing room intact in the entire Leiyin Temple, compared to the other rooms, this is the luxury wing, you can rest here!"
After speaking, the old monk walked away in laughter.