Chapter 139: Cremation
Hu Dabao pushed the cart to transport the dead to the crematorium, and the little old man led the way in front, and turned back to talk to Hu Dabao from time to time.
"Big shoulder, in our crematorium, the most valuable things are the three crematoriums, don't look at the years, this thing was transported from them by the devils back then, it's not simpler than any machine tool, there are a lot of things in it, I'll teach you how to use it later."
The cart pushed by Hu Da has a total of two floors, which can hold two corpses, one lying on top and one on the bottom, and it is still cold when it is just pushed out of the morgue. While pushing and listening to the old man's chatter, Hu Dabao didn't listen to what he said at all, but looked at the corpse lying on the cart he was pushing in a daze, because the corpse was a woman, quite old, and the death was quite scary, there was nothing to see, but Hu Dazhu just accidentally found that there was a ring on the finger of the corpse, which seemed to be gold, maybe it was negligent when cleaning up, or because it was too tight to take it off, so he forgot it.
Seeing this, Hu Dabao's heart blossomed, and he estimated that the ring was not small, and he might be able to sell it for a good price, but he was afraid of being seen, and he didn't know how to start.
The old man who was about to retire was surnamed Zhong, and the people in the crematorium called him Lao Zhongtou, and Hu Dafang naturally followed suit. The old bell talked endlessly all the way, all of which were related to the crematorium, and he seemed to want to explain everything as soon as possible, and then retire and go home to retire and retire with peace of mind.
But he has worked in the crematorium for half his life, and he has feelings for this place where the popularity and smell of death are everywhere, and he is not happy to leave, so he wants to give a good explanation of the work, so that future generations can continue to do a good job in the crematorium.
But Hu Dabang is not the kind of person who is peaceful, he is too capable of making trouble. No matter where you are, you have to do chickens and dogs to jump to be comfortable, in fact, this is not his intention, but this person is not very shrewd, maybe he used to have more contact with animals than people, so he is a little unclear about the relationship between people. I thought it was like an animal in the mountain, and I was not happy to catch and kick a few times, this is such a person.
What the old bell said to Hu Dabao became nonsense, but the old bell walked in front, he didn't pay attention to Hu Dabao's reaction behind him, if he looked back, he would definitely be able to see Hu Dazhu's eyes looking directly at the ring on the corpse's hand.
Hu Dabian was thinking about how to take off the ring, but he was afraid that the old bell would suddenly look back at him, so he began to answer the old bell.
"Well, I said. Old man, how did this old lady die? ”
As a result, when Lao Zhongtou heard this, he glanced back, but he didn't look at Hu Dajiao, but at the corpse on Hu Dajiao's cart, he just glanced at it and turned his head, and said sullenly: "This look is a person who dies of illness, if there is an accident and dies." That face is oozing when you look at it. In the past, there were people who hung photos to decorate the mourning hall, and if they died in an accident. Even the big photo looks so oozing, I don't dare to come to the hall alone in the middle of the night, I always feel that the people in this photo are looking at me, and their eyes are very weird. But fortunately, there are policies and policies that don't allow big photos to be hung now, so they are cremated directly, and even the photos are not allowed to be placed on the crematorium. I put it at home by myself. ”
Speaking of this, Lao Zhong seemed to think of something, and suddenly stopped, Hu Dafang pushed the car over there and reached out to take off the gold ring on the corpse, but he didn't wait to take it off. The cart hit the back waist of the old hour in front, and the big beard was so strong that he almost didn't dig out the old hour, and quickly dragged it.
Hu Dabao hurriedly withdrew his hand, looked at the old bell and said, "Hey! What are you doing, old man? Why did you suddenly stand up right when you walked well? ”
Lao Zhong rubbed his back that was hurt, pushed the car with his backhand, and turned his face for a long time before he said, with a painful expression, "I, I remember one thing!" ”
Hu Dabian glanced at the corpse's hand with a gold ring a little strangely, and quietly pressed the hand under his body, wanting to hide it. As a result, Lao Zhong pulled out the corpse's arm directly, pointed to the gold ring and said: "Oh, I almost forgot, this thing was originally not allowed, but after death, I got a copper ring with a feeling like gold, and the family also had a face on their faces, and when the time came to show the family in front of the crematorium, I must take the ring off before pushing the hearth, and I got it for a few cents!" I'll have to use it next time! ”
"What's that? Copper, copper? Hu Dawei shouted out with his eyes open, startling the old hour.
"Yes! What's wrong? ”
Hu Dawei frowned and whispered: "His grandmother's, I thought it was golden!" What the hell! ”
At this time, Lao Zhongtou suddenly laughed, squinted his eyes and said to Hu Dajiao: "Hey fatty, you think too much, what?" Think there's a big gold ring on this corpse and we can't even see it? If that's true, it won't be our turn at all, and those relatives will have been stripped off a long time ago, and even the gold teeth can be pried off before they are sent, and we can still be cheaper? ”
Hu Dabao pushed the car forward a little unhappily, put the old clock aside, and said sullenly when passing by: "Go!" Don't get in the way, you know it and don't tell me in advance, isn't this making fun of me? Grandma's bear! ”
Lao Zhong followed Hu Dabao with his hands behind his back, and said to Hu Dabao with a sideways smile: "Don't be angry, fat man, the reason why I didn't tell you is to see what your reaction is, and the result."
"The result?" Half of the old man's words were gone, and Hu Dazhu couldn't help but ask him.
"As a result, we are all virtuous, and the poor ghost is greedy for money and hard to pick!" Old Bell laughed.
Seeing that he was smiling cheaply, Hu Dabao almost didn't raise his hand to give him a mouthful, but Lao Zhongtou patted Hu Dabang's arm with his backhand and whispered: "I'll laugh with you, don't be angry, fatty!" However, we have a lot of oil and water here, since you came to pick up my old man's class, then wait for me to tell you slowly! Don't worry! As they spoke, they were already pushing the cart down the corridor to the crematorium's room.
The incinerator was placed in a separate room, this room was more than 100 square meters at most, there were three crematoriums next to the wall on the left side, and there were several people standing by the window on the other side.
The times are different, the old traditions of the past are not much gone, people can only find crematoriums to pull away when they are old, set a cremation time, and the family will come to pick up the ashes or something, many things about the funeral have been saved, and when it comes to a special period, the old customs have disappeared in the countryside, and now they have not been able to recover much.
Hu Dabao leaned against the window a little depressed, wanted to smoke a cigarette but found that he didn't have it on him, it turned out that he had been rubbing with Lao Wu, he had never carried a cigarette in his pocket at all, and he felt a little funny when he thought about it, Hu Dabao didn't hold back his laughter.
But his laughter was definitely not at the right time. The family members of the deceased were still suffering around the old people, and suddenly heard a ridicule, so they all looked up, and found Hu Dabo standing by the window with a smile on his face, I don't know what he was laughing at, but it was uncomfortable to look at, and it was a bit infuriating.
Seeing that the situation was not right, the old man immediately reacted, and leaned over to those family members with a bitter face and said: "Mourning, we are going to enter the stove, hurry up and come over to help, let's help push the old man in, don't look at it when you come and go." ”
After the old bell finished speaking, sure enough, the family members turned their heads again, and after the old bell went to open the square door of the hearth, he beckoned Hu Dabo to come over, and then the two of them worked together to drag out the iron plate at the bottom of the hearth, and then stuck the cart on the side of the iron plate, and the two of them turned the old man over and put it on the iron plate, and then ripped off the cart, and asked the family members to come over, and pushed the iron plate of the old man back into the crematorium.
After the cremation is completed, the fire is completely extinguished, the furnace door is reopened, and the iron plate is dragged out again, this time after being dragged out, there is only a layer of bone residue left.
"Hey! Fatty, what were you laughing at just now? Lao Zhong took advantage of the fact that he was fine, so he dragged Hu Dabo outside the incineration room, closed the door and asked him directly.
Hu Dafang clapped his hands and said, "What do you mean?" I can't laugh even a little? Why is that overbearing? ”
The old bell snorted and then frowned and said, "Oh, if you laugh, it's time to score, isn't it?" How do you smile when people are sorting out the remains of the deceased? I can't even say anything about you! ”
Hu Dawei didn't care, and after patting off the ashes on his body, he snapped his lips and said, "Say a fart!" I'm just laughing at them, what can I do? How dare they? I'll just give them a piece of stuffing into the hearth and give them an extra ride! ”
He actually said some meaty words, and the old man had no choice but to shake his head and leave. When Hu Dabao saw him leave, he knew that the work was done, so he naturally ran away, but before he could go out, he was blocked by Lao Zhong from the front.
"Don't slip away yet, the public security bureau will send a stick, you can push it in."
This stick refers to the corpse, which is the name of their crematorium, which has something to do with the taboo of the old days. Because there were a lot of words in the old days, there were some words that could never be mentioned in many places, so the grave team said that when digging up the grave and picking up the bones, it was absolutely impossible to mention life or life, and this kind of meaning has the meaning of life, probably because I am afraid that the dead man will cheat the corpse. This crematorium is more particular, but Hu Dafang doesn't care, when he was in the grave team, he never cared about taboos, and he never committed any taboos, but the situation in this crematorium is a little different. (To be continued......)