Chapter 28 Eunuch Walk
I was stared at by him, and the cold hairs all over my body retracted into my pores.
"Fat, fat, fat" I trembled like chaff, and I couldn't shout "fat" for a long time. But at this moment, the fat man shivered, and I said in my heart, okay, the fat man must have realized that something was wrong.
But then, the fat man slowly twisted his head and smiled gloomily at me.
I couldn't breathe in one breath, and my legs involuntarily began to slide to the ground. Fatso. Brother Jiu, as well as the half-cut monsters on their backs, all stared at me, and at first glance, I knew that there was nothing good about them.
My head was about to explode, and now I wanted to scream "Help!" Then he pulled his leg and ran. But where can I still call my special mother, what the hell is this radical place, where can I go to me. The fat man and Brother Jiu must have given the ghost a ghost, and those things behind it may be the resentful spirits who died in the Forbidden City of Phantom Snow.
However, what happened next was outrageous.
I was terrified, when suddenly, a cool breath poured into my body from my back, and I trembled, and unconsciously, the whole person froze there.
At this time, my mind was completely clear, but my body did not listen to me. Slowly, my back hunched down little by little, and I couldn't control the whole movement at all. Then, my head and neck began to turn uncontrollably in the direction of the fat man and the ninth brother, and then, I felt the muscles at the corners of my mouth grin slightly, as if I was smiling at the fat man and the ninth brother.
By my senses, I knew that I was definitely the same as the two of them. These weird things can manipulate our bodies.
I couldn't feel anything at this point except the thoughts in my head. I can't help but think that these things may be like the spiders in the tomb of King Yoro, with some kind of neurotoxin in their bodies. Once the number reaches a certain level, they are able to control a person's body.
Even so, the current appearance of the three of us is too outrageous, the more I look at it, the more I feel like a eunuch in the palace, nodding at the emperor. But who knows what those monsters will do next, if they just make out with us like this for a while, it would be fine, in case of danger later, the three of us can only wait for death.
But just as I was thinking so, the three of us lifted our left foot at the same time, and then the three steel spikes stepped on the ground at the same time. Then, our right leg did the same.
It dawned on me that these things were preparing to leave here with our bodies. Where are they going? Hell? Don't talk about hell, you can't stand taking the three of us outside for a walk in the snow right now.
These things that control us are really mother-in-law, and the fat man walks ahead. I'm in the middle, and Brother Jiu is behind. Mom, I don't know if Lang Dao had a seminar before dealing with us. I have carefully and thoroughly analyzed the style of our people. The biggest thing for me was that before leaving, we also put all three of us with our equipment on our backs. If we don't know, we'll be empty of both people and money.
Because it is hooked, my face is just aimed at the fat man's big ass, and I feel that the fat man Cao walks like the old sow, and his ass is twisted and round. What makes me angry the most. I still have a dead skin and a smiling face, and that feeling makes others look at it, as if I can't help but kiss the fat man. Thinking about it, I can only comfort myself with the ninth brother on the back of my ass.
But it's not a way to go on like this. We controlled and continued to go inside, every time we turned a corner. I felt as if I was going to fall, but I finally stepped on the plank.
As I walked, I realized something was wrong.
"Where are these things going? Why do I think we've been turning to the right, are we leading us in circles, feeling that they think that if they wear us, we will become pets, and something will come out and slip around? ”
After a while, we finally turned to the left, but for the next twenty minutes or so, we kept turning to the left, and my eyes were about to fall out. Just when I felt like I was about to be dizzy, the bodies of the three of us came to a unified eunuch-like standstill.
Rise! Stopped.
Although there was a fat man's ass in front of me, I could feel that there seemed to be something different around me.
In front of him, I don't know what to say, and there was a burst of "Woo! Woo! Strange screams. It's not like people are shouting, it's not like the wind is sudden, my upper body slowly straightened up, and the fat man is the same as Brother Jiu.
This waist pole stood up, and the pain made me cry out in my heart. I secretly thought that this special mother is still a good way to train your waist.
But as soon as I stood up, I saw a large circular darkness appear on the ground in front of me, which seemed to be a huge entrance to the underground.
All three of us came to the edge of the black hole, and of course, it was not voluntary. If I were to be on my own, I would be shaking my legs by now.
The hole was so terrifying that standing over there, I only felt like a cliff under my feet. The whining sound was floating up from below, hollow and distant, like the voice of another world.
I understand, these things are emotions for us to jump. Three eunuchs oh no, three tomb robbers jumped off the cliff together, how stumbling this face, how miserable. I was already crying in my heart, and I couldn't help but start scolding my dad's old fellow. "Mom~, wouldn't it be okay to tell me everything earlier, in that case, how could Lao Tzu hold back so many things in his heart, not panic, why did Lao Tzu come here? Peanuts are also dog's days, where is it not easy to choose, I want us all to come here, now it's okay, don't worry about anything in the future, there are fat people and nine brothers on Huangquan Road to fight the landlord"
Thinking of this, I wanted to turn my head and ask the fat man if the deck of pokers was still on him.
But at this moment, an electronic murmur of "boom" sounded around me, and immediately after, a loud music came from the direction of Brother Jiu. It sounds very close, as if it came from Brother Jiu.
"Boom, boom, boom"
I rely on your mother, it's actually a symphonic version of "Dongfang Hong". As soon as the music shook, the monsters behind us suddenly climbed off our backs and jumped desperately into the black hole.
Also at the same time. I gradually felt my body return, and the three of them looked at each other hesitantly, and then took several steps back at the same time.
"Damn, Chairman Mao is here to save us!" The fat man shouted with tears in his eyes.
I was also extremely puzzled in my heart, and looked at Brother Jiu with wide eyes, "Brother Jiu, the volume of your Walkman is too loud, right?" ”
Brother Jiu was still there wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, and he only reacted when he heard me, but then he began to take off his clothes.
"My ninth brother, what are you doing?" I was taken aback. It's so cold around, why is he undressing?
Brother Jiu ignored us, brushed and brushed, and took off the clothes on his upper body. I looked at the fat man and immediately jumped back. looked at Brother Jiu's body in disbelief.
The left half of Brother Jiu's abdomen and back were exposed. It's like it's all machines.
"Mom. It turns out that you are a reformer sent by the US imperialists. "The fat man's brain is a little dizzy at this time, think about it, he is so big, he is lying on his body for half an hour, and it is strange that his brain is not short of oxygen." Say! What are your intentions to infiltrate our tomb robber organization? ”
"No, no, no." Brother Jiu hurriedly waved his hand, "Hi." It's all something I did when I was young, and I, when I was fighting, I was bitten by a dog and lost a waist. The back was also full of potholes, and my master loaded these things for me. ”
"Bitten by a dog?" The fat man seemed to be a little unconvinced, "There are enough zongzi in the ancient tomb?" ”
"No, no, it's the dog that our gang brought with us, we were trapped in that fight for days, and we were going to kill a few dogs to eat, but before we could do anything, the dog was so hungry that it pounced on us and bit us." Brother Nine shook his head, then pressed a button on the pile of metal parts, and then the loud symphony stopped.
"Hey, I said Brother Jiu, what the hell is this thing you have on you?" I was very curious.
"It's nothing, in front, it's a subwoofer, sometimes I encounter something evil in the tomb, like just now, as long as I haven't touched a button for a while, the subwoofer will play the music just now, which works very well, and it has saved me several times." Brother Jiu was also proud, "Well, the place behind me is a long-range satellite positioning system, and it also has the function of transmitting electronic signals." ”
After speaking, Brother Jiu had already put on his clothes again.
"Damn, you also said that you are not a modified person, damn, GPS is there, you, what kind of immortal is your master?" The fat man asked.
"That's it, Old Man Yuan came to me, mainly because he took a fancy to the things on my back, so that he didn't have to worry about communication, hehe, let's be honest, I'll be able to send a signal directly to your fourth grandmother." Brother Jiu said to me.
"Really?" I couldn't believe it.
Special mother, no wonder this dog dared to run away alone, it turned out that there was a trick.
"Hehe, I have to have a little bit of the ability to take care of my own house, otherwise I can't afford the same price as old water."
The fat man waved his hand, "Okay, let's take a look at the two in front of us first." ”
As he spoke, the fat man lit a fire and lit up the surroundings. When we looked at it, we realized that the black hole seemed to be the center of all the pavilions, and under our feet was the end of a section of pavilions. The darkness in the black hole's circular space is deeper than anywhere else around, and we can see its outline even without lights.
After looking around for a while, the fat man threw the fire fold down. Then, the three of us watched as the fire fold kept falling and falling until it was no longer visible, but we didn't hear the sound of the fire fold falling to the ground.
"Damn, it feels like it's at least a few hundred meters down there. Let's get out of here quickly, if those things come back for a while, I won't be so lucky. ”
"Eh, but those half-cut monsters just now jumped there for everything?" Brother Jiu said.
"Hey, you know they're monsters, can we compare to those things? Maybe they've grown wings halfway through the jump. The fat man said.
I smiled, "Okay, don't talk about it, we have to go back, don't talk nonsense, return the wings"
I'm having fun. Suddenly, a lump of flesh-colored things floated up from the black hole. After glancing at it, Brother Jiu and I invariably turned to the fat man and scolded you for being a crow's mouth!
It wasn't anything else that floated up, it was actually the group of half-cut monsters that jumped down before. I sneered, and the dog's shoulders grew black wings like those of the owl, and when they came out of the hole, they flew straight towards us.
"Dig guy!" The fat man shouted, and then we all pulled out our pistols.
I found out when I hadn't opened the insurance yet. The fat man and the ninth brother have already fired several shots in a row. The number of halflings flying up was not particularly large, and the reason why we didn't choose to run was because we were afraid that these things would come to our backs and control us.
The fat man could almost hit the head of the half-body monster with every shot, although he couldn't kill it at once. But the things still fell to the ground. We shot and retreated, regardless of whether the road behind us was right or not. I just can't turn around anyway.
These things seem to have some kind of rapid self-healing system. After being hit by a bullet, he fluttered on the ground a few times, and then flew into the air again and continued to attack us.
It looks like there are not many of them, but we can't finish fighting, and the fat man has changed three magazines in a row. Still haven't solved any of them.
More and more halflings appeared in the air, and the three of us could barely stand it. If this continues, it will only be a matter of time before they are brought under control.
"No way! Run! Brother Jiu shouted as he shot.
We nodded, and the three of us turned around. With his back to the halfling monster in mid-air, he moved his legs forward and followed the pavilion
Corridor, corridor pavilion, then, I damn it, where did Langting go? As soon as we stepped out of our feet, we found that the ground in front of us was actually dark, and I could see at a glance that this special mother was not the black hole?
The three of us chased those things for a long time, and then retreated from the other end. Who of us could have predicted that the foot had already stepped out of the road, and it was really impossible to move it back.
When my body began to fall into the black hole, I suddenly felt that three people like me, Fat Man, and Brother Jiu walked together, and it would be sooner or later if something happened. Because we don't have a core figure among them, it means that we don't have a backbone. First of all, I'll mention it as the ninth brother, although he also has the ability, but he has been a lama for more than ten years, and he has long been accustomed to obeying orders. Barely a fat man, and always not serious, his brain is for a while, and it's no problem to press the formation, but if you want him to take the lead, it is estimated that we don't know how to die in the end.
By the time these things flashed through our minds, the three of us had already fallen into a black hole. I was so frightened that I was scared, but after two seconds, I suddenly came to my senses again, and I felt that I was going to die anyway, so I might as well put on a better pose first, and strive to look better than a fat man when I fell to the ground later.
Eh, this black hole is long enough anyway, maybe we'll have to lose a dozen or twenty seconds.
I hadn't thought about the shape yet, and suddenly, in the flashlight of Brother Jiu's rolling and shaking, I saw black feathers growing on the fat man's back.
See, I still want to live, but I'm hallucinating.
But the strange thing is that immediately after that, the speed of our fall became slower and slower, and at the end of the day, the three of us stopped completely.
With a stirring in my mind, I was completely awake, and once again confirmed that a pair of black wings really appeared on the backs of the fat man and the ninth brother. I turned my head and looked at myself, and the black wings were fluttering and fanning.
Three people, you look at me, I look at you, and they didn't speak for two or three minutes. Then, the miner's lamp in Brother Jiu's hand trembled vigorously.
"Mommy, yes, how did I see the three of us with wings?" Brother Jiu said tremblingly.
The fat man looked up to the sky, "Could it be that this is 'Brother Xinchun has eternal life'?" Then he looked down at us again, "Or maybe we're already hanging?" Now is it time for the soul to grow wings and go to heaven? ”
I shook my head, "I don't think so, fat man, we, we might have really grown wings in that pavilion." ”
"So, are we going up or down now? It's not a way to hang like this, right? "The fat man is now suddenly out of his mind. It's no wonder that we can find a reason to see those unthinkable things happen in front of our eyes before, and now it's happening to us, and this shock is hard to resist.
"I think it's better to go up." Brother Jiu said.
I shook my head, "I think if we go up again, we probably won't have a chance to get out of those pavilions again." Perhaps, maybe all these strange things happen for a reason. I took a deep breath, then looked at the fat man and Brother Jiu, "I think, it's better for us to gamble and keep going." ”
Both of them looked at me and stopped talking. After a long while, the fat man spoke: "Yuan Jie, I sometimes think that you will suddenly become different from usual." Tsk, you're right, let's go down, oh no, fly down. ”
I turned to Brother Jiu again to see what he meant. After thinking for a while, Brother Jiu also nodded. So, after taking a look at the bottom, we tried to manipulate the pair of wings on our backs and see if we could go down.
To our surprise, with almost no effort, the pair of wings on our backs slowly descended with us.
"Hey, hey." The fat man Yile, "Miss, it seems that the ancestors of the three of us are all birds." ”
"Go, you're a bird." I scolded casually. (To be continued......)