Chapter 139: Skipping Class

In a way, Professor Shikoku's theory is not wrong.

A lot of times, being smart doesn't solve everything, and an IQ of two hundred and nine won't make you master a foreign language you've never been exposed to before, but—mind you, it's a word full of drama, and I'm all too fond of using it—but Pandora doesn't just have a super-genius brain.

She also has a data-sharing system that is always connected to a database that is updated in real time, and hundreds of junior commanders who constantly upload all kinds of knowledge to her.

This leads to ......

In between, Lori stood up expressionlessly and gave a two-minute speech in a standard Berlin accent with a speed of three words per second under the watchful or sympathetic gazes of the people around her.

Then I saw that Professor Shikoku's face suddenly turned black and oily.

Although my modest IQ and mere German grades made it impossible for me to understand what my little sister was saying, one thing was for sure, Pandora certainly didn't say anything good.

By asking A, an enthusiastic audience member sitting in the front seat of us, I roughly understood the meaning of the tongue twister.

To put it implicitly, it means to evaluate the intelligence of the other person in various ways and gain a sense of superiority in one's own intelligence......

To put it implicitly, that is: you are mentally retarded!

Such words are really in line with the arrogant Pandoraha......

The old face of the professor of the four countries in front of him was black for a long time, and then he finally broke out, and a sentence of fluent English with the expression of Dayi Ling Ran "whirred" and smashed into the arrogant little Lori opposite him.

Pandora, still expressionless, replied in a more fluent London accent for three minutes.

Then the professor Shikoku was even more furious, and a loud sentence of Japanese brought the atmosphere of the whole class to a climax - but I could already see the uneasy expression on Shikoku's black face.

Pandora re-evaluated the other person's intelligence in a three-minute impromptu speech in Japanese.

Then Mr. Shikoku said something again, and he was completely dumbfounded - this is easy to understand, when the other party is constantly scolding you in the languages of various countries, as a man who is proud of mastering four foreign languages, at this time, if you go back and use a foreign language you have just used to pay tribute, it must be a very shameful thing, since it is also a shame, it is better to remain silent and save effort.

In the next thirty minutes until the end of class, we really saw what the real international scolding is, and the little girl used English, German, Japanese, French, Russian, Korean, Yugoslav, Egyptian, and even Shiling, Celestial Realm, Demon Language, Elven Language, Fairy Language, Dwarf Language, and the dialect from the World of the Heavenly Wisdom Dao to carry out a brutal saturation blow to Mr. Shiguo (After reading this paragraph, are you panicking?). I guess if the bell doesn't ring at the end of class, this girl will be able to talk about going until dawn tomorrow without repeating it - this has to be a conservative estimate.

The moment the bell rang for the end of class, I could clearly see that Professor Shikoku's whole body was stiffened.

It is estimated that he will not be able to escape the shadow of today in his lifetime.

This time, the people around me are really looking at Pandora with the eyes of a monster.,A twelve-year-old Lori who can scold the street with professors in dozens of languages in class.,No matter where it's thrown, it's a pearl that can shake the eyes of a blind dog!

I reached out and pinched Pandora's super nice face, kneading it like dough, and whispered, "Okay, dead girl, this time the limelight is big......"

Pandora glanced up at me, then lowered her head and slammed her head at my chest.

"If I have such a powerful IQ, why worry about credits......" Liu Feng, a 10,000-year-old diligent tragic man, was shocked by Pandora, but his tone was full of sourness, it was obvious that this tragic man who was so diligent that he wanted to tie himself to the library but remained the penultimate in the school for a long time was full of jealousy towards the genius girl in front of him who was late every day to eat snacks and hide in his brother's arms, and he was jealous when he could have such a powerful brain.

You just continue the tragedy, think about it with hemorrhoids, you know that it is impossible for the human brain to catch up with the core of quantum computing......

Pandora was clearly in a good mood after successfully defeating a professor, and I could almost feel the joy in the little girl's heart, as if the naughty little girl had found her favorite toy.

Since spending a long time with Lin Xue, the source of the infection, Pandora has become more and more fond of the whole person - well, this is a good thing, it is much better than thinking about how to destroy the Pacific Fleet all day long.

As a result, the next two classes became a hell for the awesome professors who were eager to be covered with honorary medals for their degree certificates.

The mental pressure brought about by an expert in the field who can discuss any kind of theory that has been studied by mankind with you in fifty-eight foreign languages is absolutely unbearable for these professors, and they must be secretly scolding their mothers in their hearts.

God will testify, I just want to experience the legendary college life, and it is Pandora who is making trouble, okay?

So in the end, my brother and sister were not allowed to go half a step close to the classroom.

Don't wonder why I'm not allowed to go near the classroom, because Pandora said, "I'm with my brother, and I'm where my brother is." ”

The poor big-backed professor at the end of the day sent the two of us out of the city almost with tears in his eyes, and I vividly remember that the professor's face was as old as twilight in the midst of the students who had astonished Pandora on all sides.

Since Pandora and I had to go back, Qianqian naturally didn't bother to stay in class and listen to the books, so he found a reason to leave and quit.

By the way, the reason for this girl turned out to be "the pet at home is afraid of loneliness and wants to go back to accompany it for half ......a month", remembering that the professor gritted his teeth and nodded with a smile, I really admired Lin Xue's power so exaggerated.

Attending classes at school is not as accurate and efficient as going home and sharing the library with Pandora, so we chose to go straight home.

Speaking of going home, because of schooling, now we have found a house outside, and my sister has also moved over, of course, the money is reimbursed by Lin Xue, the big man who has been wronged for 10,000 years, given that I have successively dismantled two landing ships equivalent to the Brawler-class, this amount of money Miss Lin is still happy to provide......

Now that Qianqian also lives with us, the relationship between me and her was acquiesced by Uncle Xu, and we are already adults who have almost entered society, so Uncle Xu acquiesced to us being together - in addition, tragically, although there are two lovers, Shandora and Qianqian, we are still in a pure relationship between men and women......

When we got home, we found that Sandora had already arrived.

She yawned and leaned on the sofa in the living room, looking lazy and didn't plan to get up when the end of the world came.

I think that bringing Avena here was really the wisest decision I have made in my life, as a maid who has been trained as an orthodox maid since the age of twelve, Anvina has almost done her job to the point of divine skill, I really can't understand how she can single-handedly clean the entire villa in one afternoon and afford the food of the whole family without any stress, And she also possesses good cultivation, docile temperament, hard-working character, and other qualities that must be possessed of a perfect maid, and even the most discerning person cannot find anything in her that is derelict in her duties as a servant - she is not one of those cosers who have nothing to do with empty shelves, but a real professional maid who can take care of people.

It is no exaggeration to say that if she goes out to work as a nanny, she will be able to dominate the domestic service industry in Asia, Africa and Europe within half a year, and become the dream of all the housekeeping creatures in the world...... Ahem, my mouth drifted.

But according to Anvina's description, she was nothing, and every one of the sisters who worked with her at the beginning could do as well as her, and even in the kingdom of Lordaeron at the time, a maid like her who had no higher education could only be regarded as second-rate - damn, the people of Azeroth were too good at enjoying it, and they deserved to be targeted by Sargeras.

To sum up, I think it was a pretty wise thing to bring Anvina back at the time, of course, not only because of the fact that she had been given a nanny who was omnipotent and energetic and did not need a salary, but also because it fully satisfied someone's dream of having a private maid......

However, one thing to be said is that Avena is very good, but it would be perfect if she could pay a little attention to her usual amazing behavior......

I looked at Anvina, who was floating in mid-air and putting her head through the wall to check if the room across from me was clean, and I felt like I was experiencing the midnight bell every day.

"You're skipping class too? What about the little ones? Why isn't my sister here? "I pulled Sandora, who had taken up the entire couch, and straightened it up, and looked around, but I didn't notice the few people who were usually the most noisy and the best at stopping it.

"Can you ask separately?" Sandora shook her blonde hair, then pounced on the thick carpet specially prepared for her and began to roll - why did this girl look more and more like a cat?

"I skipped class because the old bald man was really uninteresting in lecturing and looked at me in a daze, so I asked him to undress and sing 'My Sun' for two hours in front of the administration building, and then he came back......"

…… Eldest sister, the way you skip class is even better than Pandora's......

Sandora lay on the ground without grace, and then snapped her fingers and said: "Little Bubbles should buy new clothes, so Chen Qian took her to the street, Bubbles played games in the study on the second floor, and a person opened a single brush of the sea and mountains at twenty-five, jingling in his room, maybe sleeping, maybe planting flowers, or studying stones......"

"Studying stones?" I'm surprised, the first two are understandable, but why is Clank interested in stones?

At this moment, we suddenly heard a loud "bang" from upstairs, as if something had exploded.

Sandora sat up, nodded, and said, "Looks like she's studying stones." ”