Chapter 267: Luo Youyou is trouble
I jumped in the car, closed the door and shouted at the driver, "Hurry up!" ”
They looked at my eager look, and even if they couldn't see the ghost chasing after me, they should be able to guess what was going on. Liang En shouted loudly: "Don't! Other! Yoyo hasn't gotten on the bus yet! ”
I kicked him over: "Fuck you, you said she would be with you." ”
"It's convenient for her to get out of the car, I can't even follow her." He shouted. If this had happened before, he wouldn't have even spoken to me out loud. But now for the sake of such a woman, she yelled at me.
They can't see anything weird, but I can see it. The ghosts that came out of the mass grave were already very close to us, only ten meters away. Ten meters is actually very close, and it would be perfectly safe if we drove now, but with a delay of a few seconds, it would be difficult to say.
I pulled the door open and asked Liang En, "Which direction is she?" ”
Liang En pointed to the bush on the left, and I said to the driver, "Start the car and walk forward slowly." After saying that, I ran towards the bush and shouted, "Luo Youyou! It's time to put on the pants! ”
Luo Youyou had already stood up when I approached, looking at me nervously. I rushed over and took her hand and ran towards the side of the road.
But instead of following me, she froze on the ground, shouting in a voice that almost burst her eardrums: "Hell! ”
it! He could see those things! Sometimes seeing is more troublesome than not seeing, and in this case, you should cover her eyes and let her run as hard as she can.
I pulled him and said, "Stop shouting! There's a crew filming over there, they're extras, I stole their stuff, and they chased them. Come on! ”
The fool even pulled out the steel pipe and said, "Hit! What are you afraid of, there are so many of us! ”
I let go of her hand: "I'm going to hit you." Our cars are gone! ”
I ran towards the car by myself, thinking that if Luo Youyou sent it to the ghost as Mrs. Zhai, it would be none of my business. Although the woman lacks heart, she is not stupid. Watching me run, he could only run after me.
Liang En waved at us as he opened the door of the car. After Luo Youyou and I jumped into the car, the car sped up and flew out like an arrow.
Finally we got away from the mass graves and returned to the city limits with street lights. The driver slowed down and said, "Looks like I'm not old yet." How's that speed? I dare say it's the fastest I've ever driven in my life. Eh, why did we drive so fast just now? ”
I'm just depressed in my heart, there are too many people in this car who lack hearts!
Looking at the ghost sister sitting in the back seat and the people in this car, my heart relaxed a little. This mission should be considered a successful completion, right?
But my heart, which had just been put down, was lifted again. Luo Youyou's woman actually pulled my arm, leaned over her face, and said in a whining voice: "Master Bao, I knew you would come to save me." You don't know how handsome you just was? ”
I exhaled secretly, then smiled at her, reached out and pinched her chin, and said ambiguously, "Then how about I take you?" ”
"Really? Bao Ye, I don't mind if there are other women around you. In this era, which boss doesn't have a few women around him? ”
"I took you, and you're mine." I secretly glanced at Liang En, he was like that, he couldn't bear it but didn't dare to say anything.
"Well, I'll be pretty good. I will do whatever Bao Ye says. ”
When I saw that, I felt sick. Directly shook her hand, threw her on Liang En's body and said, "Then I'll give you to Liang En." ”
This change is too fast. The expression on Luo Youyou's face also became wonderful.
Huang Cheng came to my side, lowered his voice and said, "Bao Ye, what's going on today?" Such a big fire. ”
Luo Youyou was naturally taken care of by Liang En, and I didn't even look at her, but said casually: "I didn't expect it to be her." ”
My heart is really heavy, if I hadn't found my beautiful sister to help me at the beginning, he would still be living happily in a mass grave now? He helped me so much, but in exchange, it was a dedication that I didn't know, if my sister could still communicate with me, why didn't she just tell me what happened? I won't let Lao Wu go, whether it's because of the beautiful sister or because of something else?
The car went back to the vicinity of the school, and of course we didn't really put the ghost sister's body in the dormitory. It's a bit sleepy to hide such a big beauty in the boys' dormitory. Huang Cheng's idea, we went directly to Huang Cheng's rented house together.
When I called Huang Cheng, he didn't ask us anything, just asked us to come directly.
Wei Hongshan carried the body to the third floor. In the stairwell we also met the landlady old lady. The old landlady asked, "Who is this carrying?" ”
Huang Yu said: "Classmate! Drunk. ”
"You young people, so many people are crammed into a small house, don't make a fuss at night and can't sleep."
Cold sweat was oozing from my forehead. Fortunately, the light in the corridor was not good, and the old lady's eyes were not good, so she didn't recognize that the ghost sister was wearing clothes or dead people.
The house they rented was a two-bedroom apartment. At present, only Huang Cheng is at home. Fei Fei has already gone home, and Chen Zhenyuan and his college girlfriend don't know where to fool around? Wei Hongshan put the body on the dilapidated sofa in the living room, and the sofa knew from the appearance that it was thrown on the street and no one wanted it, so they picked it up cheaply.
A lot of high school students rent a house outside, and it's like this, and everyone doesn't feel like it.
Huang Yu looked at the ghost sister on the sofa and said, "This is the corpse you went to steal?" Hey, don't tell me you can't find a suitable corpse, so you killed a passerby. ”
"What are you killing, this one I know, it's been dead for decades."
"You know? How old were you when she was alive? ”
"It's not! I didn't know her until she died. I can't tell you clearly. ”
I didn't know what to say, so I squatted down, looked at the pretty face of the ghost sister and said, "Yellow croaker, do you have a towel?" I wiped her clean. Do you have girls' clothes? Give her a change. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Huang Chengcheng expressed his opinion: "Bao Ye, are you sure you want to change her clothes?" ”
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"You see that she is very beautiful and has such a good figure, didn't you look at her when you changed her clothes? This ......"
I think about it, too, I haven't had any ambiguity with my ghost sister before. So when Huang Yu handed me the towel, I directly smashed the towel on Luo Youyou, the only girl present, and said to her, "You come!" Wipe her all over and give her a change of clothes. ”
"I, I, I, I ......"
"What am I, let's be neat. It's a corpse, and there's no way she's going to jump up and bite you. With that, I turned around and walked out of the house, and several of them came out one after another. If they want to change their clothes, it is really inconvenient for their boys to stay inside, and the last one to come out is Liang En, who looks nervous, as if he is the one who wants to wipe the face of the corpse and change clothes.
Luo Youyou shouted in the house: "Bao Ye, what are you going to give me if I complete this task?" ”
I didn't think about it, and said directly to her: "50 yuan, this is the price for everyone who does this work in the hospital." ”
Luo Youyou walked out of the house and shouted at me, "You treat me as one of those nurses in the hospital? Who do you think I am? Do you think I'm trying to get your 50 dollars? ”
I pulled the towel from her hand: "If you don't do it, you say you don't do it, you go!" As I spoke, I took out my mobile phone and whispered, "I don't know if Tao Jing can get out of school at this time, let her come over." She should have been called at the beginning of the day. ”
When Luo Youyou heard Tao Jing's name, he pulled it from my hand and took the towel and said, "I'll do it!" I don't want a penny from you! I just want to tell you that I'm no worse than any woman! You just wait to find out my good and follow me as a little brother. ”
She stamped back, but I smiled helplessly. Luo Youyou's kind of person, it's probably okay to fight, just wipe her body and change her clothes, she was busy for three hours, and a few of us men sat in the stairwell and fell asleep against the wall. When the old lady of the landlady passed by, she stepped on the back of Liang En's hanging hand and asked him to scream like a pig. Luo Youyou walked out.
I took out my phone to look at the time, it was already three o'clock, and it would be lit up in another hour or two, and it would be inconvenient to do anything at that time. I asked, "Everyone is tired today, do you go to supper or go straight to bed?" ”
They all said find a place to sleep. Only Luo Youyou jumped beside me again and grabbed my hand: "Let's go for supper." ”
I stretched out two fingers and pinched her sleeve to tear her hand away, saying, "The hand that touched the corpse, don't touch me." ”
"Are you a man? Didn't you touch it just now? ”
"I've got wet wipes in my hands."
She held out her hand to me: "Wet wipes!" ”
"It's gone! Run out! Go back to sleep! ”
After the group dispersed, Liang En was still there to accompany Luo Youyou. I felt a chill in my heart. Luo Youyou has a special identity, a special personality, and is special to me, she is a very big trouble at all! It seems that I am going to arrange something to make her afraid of me, very afraid of me, preferably so scared that she is afraid to talk to me.
Yes, the ghost sister is also there, and with the character of the ghost sister, she won't mind playing with her a little ambiguity. Luo Youyou is waiting for the show to start. But she'd better be psychologically stronger, or she'll be scared silly, and I'll not be able to explain to Luo Ding. And Tao Jing must report in advance this time, and like last time, Tao Jing may be able to chop me with a knife.