Chapter 195: Black Bear Blood
This time the celebration party lasted for three days, but on the afternoon of the first day, Ning Xiaobing disappeared.
He didn't like groups of people complimenting and applauding him in the audience, he felt that this kind of praise was endless and meaningless.
So he ran away at lunchtime, he said he was going to the toilet, and then he was gone.
So the director helped him continue to brag.
When he fled home, Sophie laughed at him for urinating.
Ning Xiaobing said: "Didn't Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, also use it before? ”
Sophie Fei leaned on his shoulder and said, "Yes, so Liu Bang is a big hooligan!" You too! ”
Ning Xiaobing was not convinced by this, and he retorted: "Why do you say that Liu Bang is a big hooligan? After he entered Xianyang, he made an agreement with the common people in three chapters, and he never committed any offense against the common people, and his character was okay, otherwise why did Xiang Yu's subordinates run to his tent? ”
Sophie Fei said: "But Xiang Yu, who is playing against him, is a big hero?" Isn't that a hooligan fighting with a big hero? ”
Ning Xiaobing smiled.
"What are you laughing at? Am I not right? ”
Ning Xiaobing said: "I estimate that the person who wrote that history book must be a!" He sympathized with Xiang Yu's failure, seeing that he was tall and burly, dignified and strong in martial arts, beautiful in wife, and brave in battle, he said that he was a hero, and then Liu Bang had wisdom and politics and said that he was a hooligan, where did you say Liu Bang was a hooligan? ”
Su Feifei said: "After Liu Bang's father was caught by Xiang Yu, he also said to eat it casually! What is that not a hooligan? ”
Ning Xiaobing lay on the sofa and said, "Oops." It's so comfortable! That Xiang Yu caught someone's father and threatened others, and the victim actually became a hooligan! Catch someone else's dad and become a hero! He was right to do this at the time, because he would definitely be killed by Xiang Yu after he surrendered, so he refused to surrender, but Xiang Yu was afraid that he would be a hooligan! ”
Sophie Fei sat next to him and pinched his belly while saying, "Anyway, none of the political families are good!" ”
At this time, the doctor came back from outside, and as soon as he saw Ning Xiaobing, he said in surprise, "Aren't you going to have a celebration party?" So run back now? ”
Ning Xiaobing turned over and said: "My principle is not to be too famous, if I become famous, I will be miserable after someone finds out that I am a machine person!" ”
If anyone finds out he's not human. I'm afraid there will be no peace in the future.
The Doctor nodded. I also admit that he has a point.
And all this qiē honor was transferred to the director.
The director also likes to hear people's compliments, so he is disrespectful.
At that celebration party, many merchants wanted to thank Ning Xiaobing, but they couldn't see him, so they had to thank the director.
These days. The police flowers all complained that just moving those pennants and thank-you letters had already moved to cramps in their hands and feet!
However, Ning Xiaobing turned off the phone for three days. No one pays attention.
Those dozens of big international hackers. He was prosecuted by more than a dozen countries and imprisoned in their respective countries.
Some were shot, and some countries did not have the death penalty, but they had to be imprisoned for 500 years.
In court. Some hackers thought they were joking, and they all cried and broke down completely.
They all thought it was fun, and some were only 15 years old!
They were all won over by the alliance leader, all for fun, and some of them were very rich.
They come from a lot of families, all kinds of things.
But now they have all been caught by Ning Xiaobing.
Ning Xiaobing felt that this alien technology was too powerful, and if it fell into the hands of bad people, the earth would definitely be finished in minutes.
In the past few days, the director has been poured down and is about to die, and he crawls home every night.
This time, the bonus is too much, and the director is beautiful.
This time, a lot of police cars and various advanced weapons were added to the bureau, which made other brother units grit their teeth and drool with envy.
On this day, Ning Xiaobing was in the yard and wanted to go swimming, when he suddenly saw Lisa coming over, and her expression seemed to be quite sad.
So he went over and hugged her and said, "My dear, what's wrong with you?" Who bullied you? ”
Lisa touched her face and said, "I went to a funeral just now. ”
"What? Your friend died? What a pity! ”
Lisa knew that Ning Xiaobing had misunderstood, and she said, "I attended the funeral of a black bear!" ”
Ning Xiaobing's mind immediately appeared in the scene of a big stupid bear fishing by the river.
"That'...... Is black bear meat good? ”
Lisa immediately raised her fist and said, "You are not allowed to eat bear meat!" ”
Ning Xiaobing laughed and was about to go swimming, when Lisa watched him swim and told him how this black bear died heroically.
It turned out that she received an unfortunate news today that a black bear was being sold in the market.
Someone from the industrial and commercial bureau there informed the Animal Protection Society.
The Animal Protection Society asked Lisa to go with her.
When they arrived, they saw that the black bear had been skinned and its entrails had been removed, but the bear's paws were still there.
This kind of black bear belongs to the national first-class protected animal, and some people dare to sell it on the street so boldly.
So the people from the industrial and commercial bureau had to send them to the police station.
So the four bear meat sellers took out a few machetes and brandished them wildly.
They all backed away, and the four men ran away with their knives.
They drove away on motorcycles, knocking down a few aunts who came to touch porcelain along the way.
Ning Xiaobing laughed when he heard this.
"That aunt is really unlucky, she met someone who dared to kill a bear, how are they now?"
Lisa said that one of the aunts was knocked down and crushed by a motorcycle, and her head was flattened.
By this time, the Public Security Bureau had already wanted them, so the Animal Protection Society took the bear meat back, and now it has been cremated.
Lisa had only come back after attending the black bear's funeral, so he wasn't in a good mood.
Ning Xiaobing swam for a while and came up.
Ning Xiaobing said: "Then do you mean that you want me to help you catch them?" ”
Lisa said, "I guess the average police officer should be able to find them soon, I'm just suing you." ”
After this incident, 5 days later, it was mentioned again by Lisa.
Ning Xiaobing doesn't go to work in the bureau these days, but goes to see if his sanatorium has been built every day, and it is still a few days away, and he is in a good mood.
When the doctor heard this, he praised him.
During breakfast this time, Lisa came over and talked about the black bear again.
"What's wrong? Did you catch it? Did those guys get caught? ”
Lisa sighed and said, "I didn't catch it, I heard that they had run to the north overnight, and they were hunting black bears in the Great Khing'an Mountains, which is really hateful!" I don't know how many cute black bears have been murdered in the future! ”
Ning Xiaobing knew that these policemen might not be able to find them in the short term.
Lisa said, "Aren't you a detective?" Why don't you help me find it? (To be continued......)