294 Speechless and choked
With a crackle, the arm-thick lightning slashed directly at the skeleton, and the skeleton emitted a dazzling white light, followed by a terrible scream, and then, the white light disappeared, and the clothes on the skeleton's body were split into pieces, and there was only one skeleton that was split black.
"Big brother, it's just a joke, why take it so seriously, I'm just a wisp of consciousness." The god of decay said pitifully.
"You ......" I looked at the declining god with a smile and a smile, not knowing what to say for a moment.
"Then let me ask you, what's the matter with my bad luck lately?" The fat man took the opportunity to ask loudly.
"How do I know what's going on, and I didn't do it." The declining god moved his skeleton for a moment, and let out an ugly click: "Fortunately, I was not electrocuted!" ”
"Your name is the god of decay, who else can you do this kind of thing?" The fat man's voice was raised again.
"The god of good fortune can also be, by the way, let me remind you, the god of good fortune is still wandering in the yin and yang world." The god of decay mysteriously lowered his voice: "Nine times out of ten, your bad luck is his doing. ”
"Who are you going to be?" Knowing that this god of decay was just a wisp of consciousness, and just now another lightning bolt struck him to death, so I didn't pay attention to it, and I spoke without scruples: "The gods of good fortune bring good luck, and you are the one who brings bad luck." ”
"Wrong, wrong, haven't you studied? Where blessings and misfortunes lurk, and where misfortunes and blessings depend. There is no such thing as pure good luck or pure bad luck, since we can bring you good luck, we can naturally bring you bad luck. The god of decay chuckled: "Really, I'm all a wisp of consciousness, there's no need to lie to you." Go to the god of good fortune, that guy is the culprit who is causing you to blame. ”
"Really?" The fat man asked suspiciously.
"Really!" The god of decay replied categorically.
"Where is the god of good fortune?" I asked out loud.
"Brother, I'm just a wisp of consciousness, do you know what a wisp of consciousness means? I'm only a part of my memories extracted from the body, and I don't know anything else. The god of decay smiled bitterly: "Where is the god of fortune, I really don't know." ”
Of course, his face was full of bones, and it was impossible for him to have a wry smile, but I could feel the smuggling taste in his tone.
"Then we can't come back empty-handed, right?" I frowned.
"You see, too, the hall is empty, there's nothing." The declining god casually opened the drawer of the desk and pulled out the drawers one by one: "Look, look, there's nothing, there's really nothing." ”
The declining god quickly pulled out and stuffed it back into the drawer, and the drawers were indeed empty, when the last drawer was pulled out, there seemed to be a silver-white A4-sized metal plate inside, the declining god's face changed, and he quickly stuffed the drawer back: "Really, nothing." ”
"What was that just now?" I asked, pointing to the drawer with the metal plates.
"Uh, nothing." The declining god coughed dryly.
"Either you open the drawer now, or I slash you with a lightning bolt and you pull it open." I laughed.
When he heard this, he could only pull the drawer open, revealing the metal plate inside. It doesn't have to be metal, but it looks like it has a stainless steel-like luster, which I can only describe as a metal plate, and it looks very delicate, with many miniature wiring plates on it.
"What's this?" I asked, pointing to the metal plate.
"Nothing, just a collector's item." The declining god said curtly.
"Show me." I can't refuse the order.
"Uh...... All right. Ai Ai took it out of the drawer and put it in front of me: "You can't take it away, this is really my treasure." ”
I snorted and reached for the metal plate, and the moment my fingers touched the metal plate, a paralyzing sensation rushed directly from my fingers into my body, and in an instant, I was so paralyzed that I couldn't move.
"Hey, hey, aren't you a dick? Why don't you give me another lightning bolt? The god of decay sneered, let go of his hand and walked around me, and the metal plate stuck directly to my hand as if it had been smeared with super glue.
"What do you mean by that?" I said angrily. Hey, I can speak.
"Decaying God, what are you going to do?" The fat man was also yelling on the sidelines.
"What for?" The Declining God snorted twice: "Do you think that the Declining God Cave Mansion is where you can come and leave whenever you want?" ”
The fat man didn't say a word, he took out an iron rod and swung it directly at the declining god, the declining god smiled coldly, stretched out two fingers, and pinched the front end of the iron rod, no matter how hard the fat man struggled, the iron rod seemed to take root, and it didn't move at all.
"Jumping beam clown, don't measure yourself!" With a slight push, the fat man staggered back several steps, almost falling to the ground.
"What the hell is going on?" I roared.
"This thing is called 'Speechless Condensation', and it is specially used to paralyze those who have mana, and the higher the mana, the longer it will be paralyzed. It seems that you are a master of the grandmaster level, at your level, without the help of external forces, how can you be paralyzed for three or five days before it will fall by itself. The god of decay smiled as he pointed to the metal plate in my hand.
Before I could say anything, the declining god added: "It's all because you're too curious, and you don't have anything to do with leaving directly, so you have to take a look, alas...... See what's going on, right? ”
Damn, even if I don't look at it, you will find a chance for me to get in touch, scolding in my stomach, but saying in my mouth: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, let's go back, and from now on the well water will not interfere with the river water." ”
"It's late!" The declining god snorted coldly, stretched out his hand and patted me on the shoulder: "Now I don't want you to leave, stay and play with me, right?" ”
"Don't know what you like to play? The three of us can fight the landlord, and if you play mahjong, I can also help you call a leg over. I quickly put forward a few suggestions: "Knowing each other is also fate, right?" Or? I invite you to go to the Great Health Care? ”
"No, I like to play beating people the most." The declining god sneered, and the snap was a slap in my face, and my ears rang, and my face was even more painful.
I immediately glared at the declining god: "What do you mean? ”
"It's all about playing a game of beating, you don't understand it?" The declining god looked at me in amazement: "You are very mentally retarded in asking this. ”
"What are you doing?" The fat man also opened his eyes and roared.
"What? Beat someone! "The god of decay seemed to hear the funniest joke, and slapped me in the face with another backhand, and I vaguely heard the chirping of birds, and the stars in front of me.
"Brute, let go of that ghost brother!" The fat man was furious, picked up the iron rod and rushed over again.
Obviously, the fat man without mana is no match for the god of decay at all, even though this god of decay is only a wisp of consciousness. But with an understatement of his hand, the fat man was immediately fanned three meters away by the god of decay.
The fat man pounced again and was repulsed again.
The fat man pounced on him again, and was beaten back again.
"Forget it, fat man, you can't beat him." I smiled wryly.
"It's okay, keep coming, I promise not to kill you!" The god of decay beckoned to the fat man with interest.
The fat man gasped for a moment and suddenly asked. "I said who is that, the god of decay, what did you just say that 'speechless condensation' is very awesome, and the higher the mana, the more obvious the effect, right?"
"That's right!" The god of decay replied proudly.
"And what if someone without mana touches it?" The fat man then asked.
"If you don't have mana, it won't work, you're such a fool! Hahahaha. The god of decay looked up to the sky and laughed.
"Understood. Brute, eat me again! Seeing this, the fat man raised his iron rod and smashed it at the god of decay again.
"Haha, keep going, you give me a constant pleasure/feeling." The god of decay casually stretched out his hand and grabbed the iron rod in the fat man's hand.
"Die." As soon as the fat man's hand was released, the iron rod flew directly towards the head of the declining god, and the declining god suddenly rushed for a while, and hurriedly dodged to the side.
The fat man no longer cared about the declining spirit, and directly reached out and grabbed the 'speechless condensation' in my hand.
"Brute, you dare!" The god of decay flashed the iron rod, just in time to see that the fat man's hand had already grasped the 'speechless condensation', and he couldn't help but scream, and his charred claws scratched at the back of the fat man's neck.
With a "pop", the fat man just took away the 'speechless choking' in my hand, and the feeling of paralysis in my whole body disappeared in an instant, just when the hand of the declining god was about to grab/grab the back of the fat man's neck, the back of my hand came first, and directly grabbed / grabbed the wrist of the declining god.
"Hey, isn't this who it is, Brother Ghost? Coincidentally, I actually met you here. Actually, it's just a misunderstanding, I just saw that the atmosphere was a little tense, just kidding, don't mind. The god of decay laughed, letting my wrist be grasped, completely giving up any struggle.
When the fat man saw that I had already made a move, he laughed and put the 'speechless condensation' in his hand into the space bag: "This thing is good, if you threaten to beat me again, brother ghost, I will use this to paralyze you." ”
I didn't pay attention to the fat man, and directly pushed the god of decay away, and as soon as the magic trick was introduced, a thunder of the Nine Heavens God struck the god of decay, and the white light flashed, and the god of decay suddenly screamed in pain, and his body became more and more black.
"Hey, why are you like this!" The god of decay screamed and kept rubbing against his body: "Isn't it okay for me to apologize to you?" As long as you let me go, it's easy to say anything. Why don't I ask you for great health care? ”
If it hadn't been for the fat man's struggle to take that 'speechless condensation' away just now, I don't know what kind of devastation I would have suffered from you. Now that I have the upper hand, how can I let you go so easily?
One lightning after another hit the god of decay directly, and the white light flashed one after another, accompanied by the ghost crying wolf howl of the god of decay, the lightning kept ravaging the god of decay, and now the god of decay was like black charcoal all over his body, and some places were even smoking.
"I know where the god of good fortune is, I know where the god of good fortune is......" the god of decay cried out almost in tears.
"Aren't you a wisp of consciousness that doesn't know anything? Didn't you just know nothing? I casually released another Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, and then I stopped: "Say it quickly, or I'll kill you!" ”
"The God of Fortune is on the top floor of the Star City Heaven and Earth Building!" The god of decay screamed.