Kill your miracle?

Grass, which stupid dick is this name? There are still such strange people, even fat people who have dropped out of elementary school will not take such a vulgar name.

But then again, ahem...... The three words that kill you fit my spleen and stomach quite well. In just three words, it is neat and concise to show the determination to stand against the opponent.

Turning the cover, there are eight blood-red characters written on the title page - if you want to practice divine skills, swing your sword from the palace.

Seeing these eight words, I stayed for a few seconds, swinging my sword from the palace? Does it mean that I want to cut off my own ***? Does it think it's a sunflower book? Damn, what kind of mess is it? When he came back to his senses, he cursed, and with a hard tug of his hands, he was ready to tear it apart.

Do you want me to be in the palace? Don't you know that I have a deep relationship with my ***?

Kill your miracles, right? I'll kill you first!

Unexpectedly, I found that the pages were so tough that I couldn't tear them apart.

Hey, I don't really believe in evil anymore. Placing the book on the table, carrying the formula, a palm-sized flame ignited, and around the flame there were seven lanterns the size of ping-pong balls, spinning like a merry-go-round, and the lanterns were full of flames, and they were hitting the book in turn, and with each impact, there would be large and small flames scattered with sparks.

It's a compressed spell, a miniature flaming spiral, isn't it just a book? Lao Tzu burns you!

However, the flaming lantern did not work, and the book did not even change color.

Just as he was about to continue to cast more advanced spells, he heard the key ring, and the door opened, but it was Guo'er who came back from shopping with Allure. Seeing me gritting my teeth and preparing to work on a book, the two girls were a little stunned, turned around and closed the door, and Allure asked me what was going on.

I said the matter with a wry smile, the two women looked at each other, they were both stunned and funny, and Guo'er said with a smile: "Zhengnan, what is this ...... The name of the divine skill is so domineering, you can try it from the palace. ”

"I'm from the palace, so what should you two do?" I was displeased.

"Cucumbers are cheap now." After Guo'er said this, she seemed to feel embarrassed, and hid behind Allure with a red face.

"Allure, what do you think?" In desperation, I turned to ask Allure.

Allure smiled and took the cheats, rubbed the book cover, and nodded: "This book is the same material as the "Yin and Yang Essays", this material is very rare, just like the treasure of life and death, it is the treasure of heaven and earth, it is impossible for the author to spoil the treasure so much, I said Zhengnan, have you finished reading the whole book?" ”

"I can't read the first page, and if I keep reading it, something will happen." I rolled my eyes.

"You can read it first, and no one forces you to go from the palace before you can continue to look down." Allure snorted and smiled.

That's right, I opened "Kill Your Miracle" and continued to read on.

In the next few pages, there are 36 ways to get out of the palace, with detailed steps and illustrations to teach you how to get out of the palace and how to deal with the aftermath.

I can't help but be surprised, isn't the palace just a knife in the hand and then a man and a bird separated? Why is there so much exquisiteness? Sure enough, there is no end to learning.

The first method, the door opening method: prepare a nylon thread, tie your own *** at one end, and tie the other end to the doorknob, and then when someone suddenly pushes the door, *** is torn off......

The second method, archery, prepares a longer nylon thread, one end is tied to your own ***, the other end is tied to the arrow shaft, the bow is bent and the arrow is raised, and the *** is torn off with a whoosh......

……

The more I looked at it, the more frightened I became, and I subconsciously clamped my legs, for fear that a certain part of myself would disappear with a whoosh.

Finally finished reading all the methods from the palace, and turned to the next page sweating profusely, and there were also eight blood-red characters on it - if you don't go to the palace, you can also practice.

When I saw these eight words, I felt a sigh in my heart, if you don't have to go from the palace, you can also practice, so what does it mean to start introducing so many methods from the palace in front? Uh, could it be that the speed of cultivation has accelerated since the palace? Well, that's definitely the case.

However, after I saw the row of small characters under these eight words, I was completely dumbfounded: I advise you to think twice about everything, and don't act recklessly just after seeing the first few pages, in fact, this magic skill has nothing to do with whether you are from the palace or not from the palace.

The author of this book is so messy, it's just a joke about other people's sex/happiness. If you run into an emergency, maybe a click will be bad.

Shaking my head and smiling bitterly, I continued to read down, this time, I read the whole book directly, so as not to be fooled by the author again.

After reading it, I casually threw the book aside and said disdainfully: "This book is complete nonsense, no wonder Mr. Huang didn't take it!" ”

I'm not talking nonsense, there are a total of four tricks in this "Kill Your Divine Skills", which are 'Lao Tzu punches you to death', 'Lao Tzu kicks you to death', 'Lao Tzu bites you to death' and 'Lao Tzu sits on you to death', your sister, is this the name that people came up with? It's okay if the name is vulgar, but the ** in it is simply nonsense.

If nothing else, let's just say 'Lao Tzu will beat you to death with one punch', the book expounds that through the guò method, five different energies are driven to the five fingers, and then clenched into a fist, and the five energies are stirred and blended in the heart of the fist with the heart, and a punch is struck, and there is no wave.

Five different energies? Cut, how is this possible. Any master spell can only have one form of energy in his body, otherwise, there will be a conflict between the energies. Even if it's me, after a series of adventures, there are only two kinds of energy in my body: thunder mana and fire mana, and this is all because of the forcible fusion of the Xuan Realm.

After knowing that this cheat book was nonsense, he threw it into the jade pendant and ignored it. Until the evening, when Allure was breathing, he suddenly said to me: "Zhengnan, you now have the mana of the thunder and fire system in your body, plus the devouring energy and yin and yang energy, it can be regarded as having four kinds of energy." ”

I slammed my body and screamed.

Hum!

Makes you inattentive!

Makes you cranky!

—————————— was pushed to the delicate / panting dividing line——————————— after ten days, we returned to the previous days, except for Xiao Ai who followed Zhuo Wei to visit relatives in the Dragon Palace, the rest of the people's lives ran according to the original trajectory, Kong Xuan was still selling magic weapons in the Taoist temple, and the fat man and I began to make magic sticks again. After telling the fat man that he had lost three golden hand bones in the deep sea, he didn't talk to me for several days, and finally asked me to write an IOU, saying that I owed him 9981 times for great health care.

As for the mysterious Mr. Huang, he is also missing, and it is estimated that he is looking for the last ancient coin all over the world. As long as I think about this, I have a sense of accomplishment, look for it, find it, exhaust you dog/day.

However, because Enron had to take care of the children at home, there were only me and the fat man left in the store, and I always felt that it was not very convenient, so the two held meetings for several days, smoked seven or eight packs of cigarettes, drank several cases of beer, and finally made a decision to hire a temporary worker.

Without further ado, I immediately looked for paper and pen from their respective space bags, and the fat man took out the white paper, saying that the black characters on the white background were eye-catching, but I found the red paper.

After a long time, it ended up in black and red letters, because I couldn't find the yellow ink.

After I finished writing, I took two steps back, tilted my head and looked, tsk, very good, there were no typos. I saw that it read: recruitment, due to the needs of the business development of the store, a special recruitment front desk, requirements, female, young and beautiful, height above 165, chest circumference above 36C, can speak fluent Xingcheng Mandarin, can be proficient in the use of online translation software and QQ chat tools......

The fat man hesitated and said, "Brother Ghost, judging from your chest, is 36C a little smaller?" Do you want to change it to 36D? ”

I said disdainfully, "Grass, you illiterate! What does it mean to speak in the chest? That's called the heart, the stream-cause-brook-the heart! I really want to mosaic the stuff in your head. Besides, the 36C is big enough, and if it's bigger, the chest/part will sag, and it will press the space bar of the keyboard, you know no. ”

The fat man smiled and nodded, and the two of them posted the notice, and less than a minute after they returned to the store and sat down, a man walked in with the notice.

I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw this person, this person turned out to be the habitual thief who was burned by me in Yun Zhihan's room, Shen Sipan.

Before I could speak, the fat man pointed at Shen Sipan angrily and said angrily, "Hey, what do you mean?" Why are our notices torn down? ”

When Shen Sipan saw me, he was also stunned, and when he heard the fat man ask, he quickly replied: "I'm here to apply." ”

"Apply? Do you know words? You say, which of these conditions do you meet? The fat man was even more furious, and pointed at Shen Sipan: "You hurry up and post it back for me, otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”

Shen Sipan looked at me again and said loudly, "Aren't you just pretending to be a ghost?" I'm a professional at that. ”

The fat man was even more annoyed, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to start: "Who do you say is pretending to be a ghost?" Huh? ”

I hurriedly stopped the fat man and looked at Shen Sipan: "If you don't do your old job, what kind of trouble are you coming to us?" ”

When the fat man heard me say this, he was a little stunned: "Brother Ghost, do you know him?" ”

"He's a habitual thief who steals things in Yun Zhihan's room!" I said with a smile.

"No wonder it's sneaky." The fat man snorted.

"I'm genuinely applying." Shen Sipan smiled bitterly: "Now that all parts of the country are cracking down, the thief industry will have no way to live." I also have my own career plan, I was thinking about changing careers a long time ago, and when I saw your recruitment, I thought that my major was quite compatible with your company, so I applied for the job. ”

Career planning? Line breaks? I'm a little funny, how dare you say it.